*handphone rings "Adriano alfonso adam, speaking!" "Who does this" "Err... yup. Who's this?" "David tay, your classmate back in Bukit Primary!" "Dabid ah!Long time man brother!" "Ehh... Your timing very lucky!" "I was just about to go JOUK!" "All my girlfriends there waiting for me ah!" "Ah, how you doing ah?" "I just called to say that you are a real jerk for using my eraser once without permission and my name is DAVID not DABID!" "DAVID? DABID? same what!"
I like his clock a lot! Anyone knows where I can get the exact same one with the Mandarin words for days of the week?
urusaiyatsu 2 years ago
man really funny what else oh yah lots of wrongly pronouced words that make me like it
MrIra1998 2 years ago
i laughed so hard i think i may have peed my pants a little...
leahcsf 3 years ago
i straight pee n got socld hahahahahahahahXD
goldenpredator44 2 years ago
IS Zouk Not Jouk And Zouk is a Clubbing Place
SgKaii 3 years ago
haha' hey. i really liked this commercial =) good one.
rocksoupliar 3 years ago
wads jouk.?...
p0tatoCrispZ 4 years ago
God knows. I think is pak tor the gals lah, shud be around tat meaning. he said 'jouk all my galfwens out there...' so shud be pak tor......
Novazi74 4 years ago
god....for the very 1st time that i feel my englishz nah good enough lol....
paliwoo 4 years ago
your england not powderful hahs?
Novazi74 4 years ago
"Zouk"... as an Ah Beng would pronounce :D
chunky5203 4 years ago
jouk - jog pronounced in Singlish.
benjyaw 3 years ago
Adriano Alfonso Adam, speaking!
"Mu Tat please."
Err..... ya. Who's this?
"David Tay, your classmate back in Bukit Primary."
Dabid ah?! Long time man brother!!!!
Eehh...... Your timing very lucky!!!!
I was just about to go JOUK aaaalllll my girlfriends there waiting for me ah!!!!
Ah, how you doing ah?
"I just called to say that you are a real jerk for using my eraser once without permission. And my name is DAVID, not DABID!"
DAVID? DABID? Same what!
Novazi74 4 years ago
ur bro?
JMyungKun 4 years ago
and my name is David, not Dabid. LMAO !
missSWEETlady 4 years ago
XxBeAnCuRdxX 4 years ago
dude.....
correction 1: oh my gf'z there waiting for me ah
correction 2: david? dabit? same wa~
paliwoo 4 years ago
David? Dabid? Same what!
Novazi74 4 years ago
zhihong?
cheston1 4 years ago
haha!!! so funny.
hlw8888 4 years ago
wa Singapore so small. here also see u hlw8888 :D
chineseswordsman 4 years ago