Family Guy - Quagmire's opinion about cheating

[darkvixenkillu1]

talk about being a hypocrite. this guy sleeps with anyone including women who must be married, maybe even with kids.

[Superdarkcloud666]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU HIPOCRITICAL BASTARD?! YOU WOULD CHEAT WITH SOMEONE'S WIFE IN A HEARTBEAT! YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO JUDGE, QUAGMIRE!

[MutuallyDistractive]

@Superdarkcloud666 Mellow, fellow.

[JJGSeven13]

Quagmire is a right wing pro-marriage pro-life douche.

[keirantalent]

@JJGSeven13 and what? 

[ramjet94]

1 season later he tries to seduce his best friends 18 year old daughter against his wishes.......class act asshole.

[xLAOxYESx]

Guys, the point of what he's saying is that cheating is wrong. That's it. You can't say he's a hypocrite because even if he was married at one time, he never cheated on her even if lust made him not want to be married to her anymore. It's not the same thing.

[jeramahia123]

This sounds more like an anti-gay marriage argument.

[TwoFacedKid4]

Where's the joke?

[Curseco]

Farlane again spouts his own beliefs.

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

Didn't he trick Joe into letting him have sex with Bonnie? idk if that's considered cheating though...

[2wingo]

What episode was this again?

[FluffMaster101]

@2wingo Welcome back, Carter.

[emporerofligic]

@2wingo I wish i Knew



[CooSharn]

Clearly the 'serious' parts are another vehicle for the shows humor. I cannot fathom why people actually think they are meant to be taken seriously.

[lava172]

ah, character development...it sucks. really. i cant watch this show now cuz they've ruined EVERY character.

[MrCrystalm8]

watch video.....like both top comments......look for another family guy clip........and move on

[EvilGirlDoofysGirl]

LOL I Love It How The Comments Are Talking About How He's A Hypocrite. xD

[hypnodance]

Quagmire's a hypocrite. :p

[lasoogneypubes]

I hate that Seth has added serious moments to Family Guy. After seasons upon seasons of random shit happening with little to no serious parts... How the hell are we supposed to give a shit about any of the characters?

[Haquize]

@lasoogneypubes yeah cause seth is the one writing all the episodes

[lasoogneypubes]

@Haquize He's responsible for what gets on the show. He approves or disapproves of what the writer's come up with. So he's responsible for everything whether or not he wrote it.

[Haquize]

@lasoogneypubes No offense, but so what if there's some slightly more serious scenes in the show? You can't please everybody, for every person saying the show's too serious there's gonna be someone else wishing it was like this sooner.

[lasoogneypubes]

@Haquize Serious elements in a comedy doesn't bother me. It's when a comedy has been nothing but crazy wacky shenanigans for most of its run and THEN starts getting serious is what bugs me. How are we supposed to give a shit about the characters if all they ever do is crazy unreal shit all the time?

[OkamsRazer]

@biggypimp but he wasn't the adulterer in that situation, she was :)

[Luxuryball]

@Baboonaiih Yeah, but he's still playing a pivotal role in assisting someone break the sanctity of marriage which does seem extremely hypocritical of him.

Anyway, we're all over thinking a bloody cartoon. These characters are about anything but consistency anyway.

[RitaMoulderAuthor]

Its funny cuz he will be the guy that the woman cheats with. But he will never cheat on his wife. Think about it, when he was married he didnt cheat on her

[sonic4697]

ironic he did get married before

[FluffMaster101]

Yeah, this is coming from the guy who slept with a little in the school bathroom.

[OnlineFunVIdz]

I PLAYED ¨¨DEAR ANNE-LIL WAYNE¨¨ BESIDE THIS SONG......AMAZING

[Baboonaiih]

What are you guys going on about? He never said that people who aren't married can't shag people who are. "Coming from the guy who..." -_-'

[MrKingPerfect]

important topic here listen well.

[Pagemaster22193]

you all are forgetting that since hes not married he can hit on other peoples wifes. ot his fault if they accept...jk

[NelyaAmniaRhys]

lol

I love Quagmire

[bcarri2014]

Irony xD

[TheSg190th]

@bcarri2014 Hypocracy kinda sounds better to me

[Olliewood96]

Isn't it odd that Quagmire would never marry even though he did 5 years ago

[forge7000]

i think meg should of said tht xD

[xjustmyviewx]

if he says its wrong it must be wrong

[123BabyVal]

somebody's political...

[ADN307]

quagmire is such Hippocratic

[caca34097]

what episode



[shazie1436]

Which episode is this clip from?

[TheRealBlackPuma]

Quagmire is such a all-round hypocrite.

[awsomosamproductions]

he did say he would never marry because of that reason dickheads

[syncmaster930]

@biggypimp Exactly. Although HE wasn`t married.

[USMC2b1]

Aw look at all the complainers. The joke is the irony of Quagmire saying stuff like this. Get it or go watch Futurama or some other gay ass stuff.

[DanMichaelSoul]

Quagmire has gotten annoyingly preachy nowadays.

[Konform2zoidberg]

waht episode is this from

[peaceNlove561]

10 ppl were raped by Quagmire

[sarliso]

If u don't get how this is funny it's because u r not !

[antoniotitus]

ha

[thelinkonar]

@biggypimp that's the joke.

[lizyah1]

@biggypimp Cleveland's wife is a fat whore. that's all.

[R1ProductionHouse]

Hypocrisy at it's best....

[kaaji1]

you idiots dont get it at all... its supposed to be ironic. go back to south park

[ForME4mi]

have you watch that episode???

its the episode that quagmire wants to do peters boss...that's why he is trying to convince peter not to...... oh whatever, shes ugly!!!

[lava172]

says the guy who's tried to lay cleveland's wife, lois, bonnie, and probably many married people.

[MeowthRocket]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!!!!!

Quagmire, you're a hypocrite!!!!!!!!

[GdoubleWB]

Character depth on Family Guy: first time for everything.

[ZhaneX24]

To those who are saying, "Wait, isn't this the guy who has tried and failed to seduce women who are already married?"

He said he'd never cheat and hates men who do.

He never said he wouldn't try and make a woman cheat on her husband :3

[GRIMLOCK84]

@ZhaneX24 Next top voted comment I think!

[MeowthRocket]

@ZhaneX24 Um...... ain't dat the same damn thing??

[smik4978]

@ZhaneX24

He did say that it was a sacred institution that shouldn't be violated through cheating.

And by having sex with or trying to seduce married women he enabled cheating, contradicting what he said here. A clear cut case of hypocricy.

[awesome7067]

@ZhaneX24 Answer: He hates himself.

[bcta302]

@awesome7067

No, Quagmire is not married... and if he is then still, he lives alone, so he does not hate himself.

[smik4978]

Quagmire is my favorite Family Guy character, but this time the writers made him say something extremely hypocritical given the fact that he has had sex with two of his best friends' wifes (Loretta Brown and Bonnie Swanson) and has repeatedly tried to seduce his third best friend's wife (Lois Griffin).

[Evilguy951]

@smik4978

Don't forget the one time HE got married, she ended up dead.

[TheGalinOfWorld]

@bookl0ver It's a man's world. Deal with it

[TheGalinOfWorld]

@biggypimp Just because he is trying to lay Lois and other men's wife doesn't mean Quagmire will cheat on his wife once he's married. Heck, he's single right now and tearing up every ass whether it's divorced, married or single is a Bachelor's job and duty to society. =P Amen

[bookl0ver]

@TheGalinOfWorld you live in a weird world mate. a good one for bachelour men but bad for women weird

[BPOOHEAD189]

Why do people keep talking about how he has slept with Loretta, or how he tries to sleep with Louis? Yes, it is wrong. But that's not what he is talking about.

[icouldnotfindaname16]

@biggypimp Hey he never said that he was an exception

[Stingray7667]

I don't think 90% of the people here get what he is saying. He basically says he is totally against cheating after getting married because it is such a sacred bond, which is why he will never get married due to his natural behaviour of having one time flings with chicks. It isn't cheating if he is doin the old fuck n chuck.

[DJGOGSTOWN]

Please tell me what episode this is.

[lava172]

says the guy who does it with any chick who walks b- oh wait this episode was after family guy went downhill...

[OriginalFatherGoose]

@lava172 Family Guy hasnt gone downhill :L Its gotten better

[USMC2b1]

@lava172 He did say he wouldn't get married cause it wouldn't be fair to the institution of it. AKA: He knows how he is and that he'll just cheat if he does.

[RickyEatsWorld]

Damn Quagmire is such a real person he gives you the full truth just like he did with brian

[RatedP4penguines]

wow. for a guy who just wants sex most of the time he sure does have some pretty strong belifes. :3

[TheJSarge]

ummmmmm.........what?

[kingatowning]

oh the irony!

[wingzero7X]

Interesting after he's constantly tried to lay Lois

[ilikelazers]

@wingzero7X wow, ur actually taking this seriously? you need to turn off your computer and read a book or something

[wingzero7X]

@ilikelazers LOL, doing that too, I wouldn't call my post "serious". Just a Retort. Trust me when I say I've seen people go WAY off the deep end on this stuff

[DonQuixotec]

@wingzero7X Haha, true. But when is Family Guy ever consistant? :P They have gone on too many tangents by now, that almost everything new contradicts something.

[wingzero7X]

@DonQuixotec Yes, family guy...meet Inception

[gearfire123]

when you think about it quagmire is a pervert but he's also one of the smartest people in the show.

[TheSexyTractor]

....i didnt know quagmire could say anything other than giggity let alone words i have to look up xD

[spideykoonrulz]

uh....um....wha.....what?

[MrWerehog23]

This coming from the guy who obsesses over Lois day and night.

[Raidfreak]

I wonder what Cleveland would have to say about this? It was HIS wife after all.

[jeramahia123]

Love is when a person cannot imagine a life without a person and dreads the very thought. Love is also accompanied by an unspoken desire to demonstrate or manifest itself in the form of giving at any cost of the individual. The most powerful of these is that of marriage, where we give ourselves; body, mind and income to a single person for the rest of our lives. This is why cheating is such a sin. When we let our impulses and urges overpower our love for someone we pledged our lives to, Shame!

[gerby90]

@jeramahia123 Well spoken. Many people who venture into a marriage really should not, because they don't take it serious at all.

[DarthKieduss43]

what episode is this?

[UdtheImp]

Quagmire may be a sex crazed sicko, but at least he knows marriage is a sacred bow. Which is why he KNOWS that he'll NEVER get married......

[OiOlli83]

@UdtheImp

He had a wife.

[Torterra625]

Pretty deep insight from the neighborhood rapist

[unulify]

:)

[IamRy4n01]

he tried to fake his own death to get out of a marrige...

[justinmo10]

I still hate Quagmire i was about to give him some credit but thats when he said "Brian nobody cares what you think".

[dk5388]

I am amazed i agree with Quagmire...never would have thought

[exploremagic23]

I hope you guys know this a joke. Why would Seth Mcfarlane make the most promiscuous and sexually perverse character on the show try and say something so cliche and obviously uncharacteristic? He's being ironic.

[bakabakashiineko]

Quagmire reminds me of a friend of mine.

Every other word out of his mouth is "sex". Bring up the right topic, and he'll sound like an intellectual...

I don't get it.

[elix485]

Every girl who watched this must be wishing to sleep with Quagmire by now... you DICK!

[TheUnrealStudios]

this is what i like about Quagmire, compared to Brian he's honest about who he is and what he believes in

[magmos]

@TheUnrealStudios Considering he slept with Loretta? No, it's just utter hypocrisy.

[TheUnrealStudios]

@magmos oooo i forgot about that, i retract everthing is just said, thanks

[surrender127]

This is also why quagmire fucked loretta.

[Emecepola]

damn that was really deap quagmire...

[RockTheWebProduction]

Wait a minute doesnt he try to sleep with a married woman?

[mindlessgonzo]

This is coming from the local gigalo?

[sniboboof]

except quagmire would have sex with a married woman.

[guramika1]

thumbs up if you think the top comments are too long and boring

[xLAOxYESx]

@guramika1 Hmm... looks like no one agree with you. Sorry :P

[KmanHK]

BUTTHURT NERD FIGHT! *pulls up lawn chair*

[florenmage]

You know.There are some people you just don't expect to learn anything from.And when you do.Wow is it shocking.

[DGneoseeker1]

@tr2377 If the woman is married, the woman is cheating. The guy she is sleeping with is not.

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

@tr2377 ahaha.

[Cheesycat501]

Why do some people go deep into the deeper reaches of the soul when others are damned to eternal repetition of the words "fag," or "gay" as an insult to others? To the ones who are damned, shame on them for their insolence to thousands, possibly even millions of people who live like the insulted, who deserve not this. We were all made to accept eachother, and if some cannot do so, those people have damned themselves for eternity. Enjoy your life, users of raicist words (@MyFantazmaqazzle)

[TheComicbookguy93]

@Cheesycat501 you spelled racist wrong,plus people shouldn't get so offended by those words, their just words and people should know better then to get so mad at someone for just calling them a name, ever hear the phrase, sticks and stone can break my bones but names will never hurt me. its a little kidish but sometimes that stuff works.

[Cheesycat501]

@TheComicbookguy93 2 things wrong with what you typed:

1. You're a spelling Nazi

2. People WILL get offended

3. "Sticks and stones may break my bones" is preschool bullcrap.

[wowkidlrn2play]

@Cheesycat501 BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES THEM. LOL

[Cheesycat501]

@wowkidlrn2play ?

[THEPEN123434]

common guys calm down it's fucking family guy :P

[MugenX000]

...Quagmire?

[youbetzler]

Gay people don't hate the word faggot, and black people don't hate the word nigger. Immature people who fail to see past superstitious nonsense hate singular words. Intelligent people dislike certain contexts these words are used in. The word faggot is meaningless, it is merely air passing through vocal chords and manipulated with the tongue and lips. Context is what is important people grow the fuck up.

[reachforacreech]

im 99% sure ive seen quagmire with many married women

[Gavin12345678910]

very unwelcome!

[BCete]

OMFG he just owed over half of the fucking world.

[HenryFeefan]

@BCete ....what?

[BCete]

@HenryFeefan i spelled wrong. "owned"* not "owed" XD

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

@BCete I don't think half the world cheats ¬¬

[BCete]

@DIANAROSS4EVER too meny does...

[BCete]

FUCK i pressed dislike by accident. But then i pressed like twice...

[Shade374]

o_o... I love how the top comment is about defining what the word 'Fag' means... I coulda sworn it meant cigarette....

[RobertAniFreak]

Its a surprise what a weirdo he is then see him sometimes be intelligent and with moral o.o;;

[FluffMaster101]

I love how the fact that rapist/adulter/child molester who slept with his handicapped friend's wife, and who slept with his other best friend's wives and slept with other married men's wives is actually giving a lecture about cheating. Quagmire is a big chinned hypocrite.

[krnboy1009]

@FluffMaster101 he wasnt married when he did all those though lol

[IamRy4n01]

@krnboy1009 but Loretta was married

[MrAwesome8617]

@FluffMaster101 thumbs down bitch

[FluffMaster101]

@MrAwesome8617 Thank you, Johnny McGuiness.

[MrAwesome8617]

@FluffMaster101 your welcome :D

[matthewli909]

which episode is this?

[Teenlego]

says the adulterer

[firesniperbullet2]

When qagmire started talking my mouth could not shut for the whole 20 seconds

[TheMasterMindish]

Come again?

[booyakastickman619]

Awesome graphics man! the best i've seen in a while! Good Job!

[LoZWWisawesome]

Dang. Just... Dang.

I honestly did not see this coming. I expected him to crack up at the end.

[Xyros11]

Global Hd=360P

[spade749]

Thumbs up if you're married or hope to get married and vow never to cheat on your spouse.

[george77772moons]

I say go ahead and cheat; as long as you know that you only love the person you explicitly married and that you're fucking someone else just because they can't compete with your own sex drive.

[FluffMaster101]

This is coming from a rapist/adulter who slept with his handicapped friend's wife, who also slept with Cleveland's ex-wife, who also made several advances on Lois?

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@FluffMaster101 Well, Quagmire wasn't married when he did any of those things.

[GivenchyParisFr]

lol quagmire wisely talking xD

[ANDl23W]

Didn't he cheat on Joan?

[firestrings272]

@ANDl23W Never. Until death did they part (literally).

[xLAOxYESx]

I agree with him completely. Even many people I know say cheating, even if you're not married, is one the worst things anyone could ever do because if the person you cheat on finds out, I believe you just lose their trust completely & worst of all, their faith in you because you were unfaithful to them in the first place. That's why when I get a girlfriend, I'll always have my trust & faith in that person otherwise they'll lose all of that. I will never be a hypocrite even when it comes to this.

[TheSg190th]

@xLAOxYESx He had sex with Loretta and didnt think about it and about cleveland

[BCete]

@xLAOxYESx yeah me too. I dont get it. Why people find one to cheat on the one. Does true love even exist?

[TheSg190th]

@xLAOxYESx O WAIT ur right Quagmire tehnically did not cheat. so yea youre right

[Pillowie]

@xLAOxYESx Aww, I think you'll find a girlfriend really soon. At least you are very sweet with your words and it sounds to me from this post that you are kind-hearted. You don't find many people like this anymore and relationships and marriages these says are becoming worse for the people in them. It's sad, really.

[IamRy4n01]

@xLAOxYESx says the guy who cheated on lorretta

[xLAOxYESx]

@IamRy4n01 I really don't know how to respond to that. :P

[Momentum139]

That... was the funniest thing I've listened to today.

Somebody give Quagmire a cigar.

[origamipein18]

This coming from the guy who dated his best friend's wife behind said-friend's back.

[NaveNinja]

@origamipein18 He never said he wouldn't be part of breaking the union, he only said he would never break a union of HIS own.