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  • only douchebags buy this trash

  • what a pointless car...who wants to drive an ugly, disgustingly inefficient tank.

  • i wish they'd revive the hummer H1 and H2. just put a modern diesel engine in it and its gonna sell like pancakes! does anybody know if someone tried transplanting a diesel engine into the H2?

  • thats cuz it was only intended for the military.... DUH!!!!!!

  • the death of the hummer brand comes down to poor engine choice!

  • Go Gas-Guzzlers!!!!

  • hummer h2 is better than renge rover in off roading and it is bigger stronger and has better look than ugly range rover

  • @maxthehulk LOL H2 lost to Range Rover in a race in the mountains. Check out TopGear. PS: Hummers are soo poorly made they practically fall apart not including ridiculous gasoline consumption. Thus is why Hummer was SHUT DOWN. BURN!

  • @KZWolf yes i watched top gear but do you know that top gear is british and range rover is british made so that top gear is not fair and it is so fake because top gear hates american cars

  • I don't care if the H2 is a gas hog or bad 4x4 or aero

  • did the door close by its self

  • does its value go down cuz of its crappy worthless gas cunsumption

  • driving like its 1999???

  • @TheSundayScoop

    Gas was cheeeaaappp.

  • huwah i love it...

  • the skid plates good for undesirable encounters with rocks, logs, and other tought terrain like a prius, trees, hippies, or people for enviormental friendliness.

  • I'd rather have the Mercedes-Benz G-Class It was originally a german war car. It is as rugged as a Hummer with the luxury and the look.

  • Is it bullet proof??????

  • @cisco385 no lol. but the doors look thick enough to be. it is waterproof though-you can drive it through a lake without the inside getting wet at all, provided you're still high enough for air to get to the engine.

  • Did they really have to include the pic of the Prius?

  • what's with american car manufacturers and their aversion to diesel?

    the hummer h1 had an mpg rating of FUCKING 16MPG!!! That's the mile wide REAL DEAL!

    its silly that the H2 can only manage 8 MPG... a diesel would make so much more sense for all the right reasons: superior torque (to pull around that massive 3 ton frame) superior reliability and lower ownership costs, far better MPG...

    GM fails again

  • There are better off-road vehicles than the Hummer H2, but pretty much no vehicle can beat the H1

  • the gm should give the chance to sell his symbolic status in mainly India,where the demand of the hummer vehicles are growing day by day and the people are the nearly exporting every hummer brand but mainly hummer h2 and hummer h3 which remains to the king of the suvs.hats off to the hummer h2 and the mainly general motors.

  • Two kinds of TWATS that would own one:

    (1) the impetent male ones with tiny lil weenies (the hummer is supposed to compensate for the lack of manhood).

    (2) the ones with tits, wishing they had a penis.

    Money doesn't mean you have a fucking brain or class.

  • @japanowner hummers are possibly the nicest trucks ever made. you're probably sitting in your 7th grade classroom thinking "i cant wait to get home and comment bad things on the car my bully drives''. because thats all you can do is type. you jealous, pathetic weakling

  • Damn, I'm gonna buy Hummer away from GM, which is currently shutted down by GM, gonna revive these off-road kings, instead of RIP, I'll put CUS, cuz C U soon.

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  • Wow. There is nothing good about this car.

  • I had mine converted to run on baby seal oil.

    thank goodness for the extra club storage space H2!

  • THIS CARS MEANT FOR HIGH BALLERS! not ppl tht cant afford it so stop talking shit saying its bad on gas bc im pretty sure everyone know's it is but if u can afford it u can afford the gas thats y ppl buy it because they cant afford it so stfu!

  • I tried a Hummer H2 once.. When you run it hard the MPG meter shows 1. Thats ONE mile to the gallon. Being an american car its all show and all fake. Its not strong, not quick and lacks all capabilities offroad. GM bought the rights to make this thing but being GM they didnt spend any money on research and development but instead simply re-dressed a god damn Chevrolet Tahoe. Which is the worst SUV in the known universe.

  • @Janusha All you did was watch top gear on youtube you never had a hummer h2 and never will cause your yearly salary is probably 10 grand cause u flip burgers in mcdonalds what your comment to this video really shouldve been is :im to poor to get a hummer h2 so all im gonna do is diss it

  • @XplosiveZ123

    Its not powerful, its not quick, its not got any offroad capabilities, its just big. And it doesnt have an engine to match. I dont have one and never will have one. If I ever would get a Hummer it would be the H1. Which is cool as hell.

    Its funny how certain people love to hate TopGear and yet are able to quote them word by word.

  • @Janusha It may not have the off road abilities of the H1, but it still does pretty damn good. Search around on youtube, you'll see. There's one video in particular showing one doing some pretty crazy rock crawling.

  • Wooowe how much????

  • big car but small spacing interior

  • Just Saying, Don't Complain About Your Pricing Unless Your An Australian, We Need To Deal With Them Being EXTREMELY Overpriced

  • I'm glad that they don't sell this here in america any more because this is a $60,000 Junker, this car get 9/12 MPG the back seat are very cramped, and doesn't do very well at highway speed. and your likely to be blown off the highway at crosswind. If you want to spend 60K on an SUV buy a Mercedes Benz GL, its more aerodynamic and it blows through crosswind, it get better mileage, and it ride great, just go with the Blue teck.

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  • @sideslide23 PEOPLE WHO GET LOW MILEAGE ON THER HUMMERS DRIVE TO HARD MY MOM HAS A WHITE H2 AND ITS IN THE HIGH TEENS IF YOU ARENT HARD ON IT THEN YOU GET BETTER RESULTS AND THEY DONT MAKE THEM ANY MORE IS WHAT YOU MEAN YOU CAN STILL BUY THEM

  • @CoreyLego1 I rather Buy a Kenworth T2000 for the same price of the H2 Fully loaded since I now have my Class A CDL.

  • O|||||O

  • Most fitting vanity plate I've ever seen: a yellow Hummer w/ a Texas plate that says

    "1 MPG"

  • Get the Hummer H2 from KBB now, no more productions from it.

  • I absolutely love mine! Safest vehicle on the road.

  • They should of made a diesel version of this.

  • @frohman3 I wouldn't mind that at all, but something tells me a Duramax conversion would take a lot of coin. It'd be sick though

  • @frohman3

    They should!

    Apparently someone are replacing the original engines with Duramax diesels:

    w w w . predatorinc . com / duramax - conversions

  • jeep= H2 recovery vehicle

  • H2's are nice for show, but in the real world of SUV's they fall short. Unlike their military counter part - the M998, H2's are too tall, soft, and heavy to be real off-road champions. The Jeep Rubicon or Toyota FJ Cruiser are superior in the nastiest of nasties due to their size, short turn-radius, weight, and advanced 4WD options. That's a fact.

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  • I think its retarded that people complain about how hummers kill the environment and how they waste a lot of gas and how much they cost, well guess what live with it, HUMMERS will always kick A, no other car can be better than a HUMMER. That is why I want one. And if anyone gets in my way I will run them over.

  • i like the hummer

    BUT IS NOT A OFF ROAD SUV

    i know about that i go to the desert and the baja score and the hummer fail i that deparment

    but in the city is ok and awesome :)

  • @luis61961944

    you are very very wrong the hummer h2 has been awarded as the best off road suv and i agree with that cause of my hummer.is only suv off road and not appropriate for cities as many hummer exist there.

  • @IANOS65 well i have seen humer get owned but toyotas maybe i was wrong and the hummer didnt suck the driver was the one that suck

    maybe

  • Rolling billboard for something.

  • Enjoy driving your poison spewing small-penismobile in the 'burbs, all. Thank the FSM that line is DEAD. Good riddance.

  • This review is way biased, the guy obviously doesn't like it. Removal of the third row seats couldn't easier IMO. This truck just like all other are not about the MPG! The thing is loaded and effective. Please disregard the biased opinions and go drive one.

  • damn nice! gotta love this car, haters can suck a big hairy shemale dick and drown in the cum

  • @sap944 ur language is utterly poor and very sad. wats the obssession with homosexuality remarks. i strongly condemn the practice of homosexuality

    smh.

  • Hrmm I love the car but I fear people who get them now days spend all the time trying to hide beind the dashboard because they're embarissed, I'm in England and people are so fanatic about being good to the enviroment if you turned up in one of these I doubt you would be proud to say it was yours.

  • H1>H2>H3

  • I don't care how much gas prices are these days, as soon as I graduate college and get enough money I'm buying one!

  • ok well this im tired of people complaing about the hummer its a bad car what ever i feel affended when people say that well the hummer is big outside but inside its small i cant really sit in the back because im 5'11 and i got like really long legs so its hard for me to sit in the back but when you take out the third row it's really got alot of space si dont get mad people just because you cant afford a hummer

  • The HUMMER is so ridiculous!It has so many blind spots!and its huge!PLUS it has the worst gas milage.If you are going to buy this,you need to take "ship navigaton"..The Porshe Cayenne has 500 horsepower..more than this ugly hummer.

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  • I want the hummer h2 to be my first car, now i need to find a job beacuse my parents wont pay for it all, but atleast they will help me pay it if i get one.

  • @echavez16 nice man would you take it offroading?

  • @drummerblade maybe since i live in idaho, there is alot of mountains to ride on.

  • i hated it when it was on production, now that hummer is gone i love it

    WHY?????????????

  • any large car burns gas

    these get like at least 10mpg witch is not bad considering most cars with v8s made before 1990 got way worse than that.

    but the hummer is the best weapon for the rich soccer mom who doesn't need to find the time to use turning signals or looking while changine 4 lanes at 90mph.

    this idea should have been scrapped from the start.

    all owners should be imprisoned in a room off exhaust fumes.

    

  • this car is great but it burns too much

  • @ NFLdude505 i totally agree with you

  • wow this is suprisenly amazing!

  • oh this hummer dont look as good as the one my mom got because i dont like the redish orange seats we got bage seats and tvs and thehead rest of the seats lol but our humer was about 62,000 dollars it was not that cheap so yup lol but the hummer is my favorite car in the world lol

  • The H2 and H3 are great, well in the Middle East at least.

  • can sum1 do this for me - type in 'ford escape review' into the search bar and then choose the 2nd video down nd tell me what the make and model of the silver SUV on the left is at 0.32?? soz no its a bit of an effort bt i really want 2 know wat it it . . .

  • @2345Lambo Well Bud it look's like a mitsubishi outlander or the one in front of it is a 06 PT Cruiser! well hope I helped u! GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE A GREAT YEAR!

  • hummers are the best!!!!!!

  • The H2 "OFF ROAD" ability did poorly on TOP GEAR.

  • @kaox44 they used the rwd

    plus top gear makes all american cars look bad

    and they sould have taken the same path

  • @SuperBeatnuts you are broke you probably just can't afford one!

  • perfecta !

  • I HAVE QUESTION *does evry hummer h2 have a gps in it*?????????

  • hummer h2 2009 model,how much?

  • @erick9music look it up

  • @erick9music About 70,000-80,000$ if u get the adventure add.. it's about 70,000 but the luxury add.. is about 80,000 the luxury comes with a sun roof little bit more HP more CHORME.. the adventure comes with no sun roof and other etc... well i hope i helped you! :-)

  • I have a black 2004 hummer H2 and my hummer h2 has every thing added to it and it is great off roads and on TAKE MY WORD I HAVE HAD THREE HUMMER H2S DO NOT BUY A LAND ROVER THEY ARE UGLY MAY GET GOOD GAS BUT HUMMERS ARE WAY BETTER.

  • @roz1998 How in anyway are they better? They roll over and on Top Gear's hill climb test the H2 couldn't pull its fat ass up the hill. H2s are crap that fall apart, Land Rovers are luxury sport offroaders.

  • Thank what you want i dont care all i know is my h2 kicks*** all three of my hummer h2's rock land rover hahahaha you are mad because you dont have a hummer it is ok but really hummers rock

  • i am in a very bad mood so i am very mad i dont want to be mad at some youtuber because he dont like hummers MY GOD DOES IT MATTER ADRIANC12345

  • Well then if hummers "rock" then why have you had 3 of them? Because theykept falling over? But still, even then if you don't car what I think then why do you say that other car companies are worse if you aren't ready to back up what you think? Other wise you're being biast and you have no credability.

  • why do i have three because i like them OK I AM SO FRIKIN SORRY THAT YOU CANT AFFORD TWO BUY ONE IS THAT MY FAULT MY GOD LEAVE ME ALONE IF LAND ROVERS ARE SO FRIKEN GOOD WHY DONT THE MILATARY USE THEM NOW IS IT MY FAULT YOU CAN ONLY BUY A LAND ROVER HAHAHAHA GET A LIFE

  • The military does use Land Rovers you idiot.

    And the Canadian and German military also use Mercedes G-wagon

    And no military uses Hummer H2.

  • @3x0rcyst3m LOOK YOU ASS HOLE I AM GERMAN AND THEY DO USE HUMMERS NO MERCEDES BENZ THEY DONT USE LAND FUCKERS U ASS HOLE! SO YOU BELIVE ME A LIVE AT HAMBURG GERMANY DUMB ASS I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCK FUCK U AND HERE IS A GOOD 1 DUNE COUGH!!!!!! HERE IS A HINT ASS HOLE IN GERMAN! GO TO HELL I LOVE ALL THREE OF MY HUMMERS AND IF U R 2 POOR 2 BUY 1 WELL AM SRY ASS WIPE LEAVE ME ALONE DUMB FUCK! I WAS JUST SAYING HOW I LOVE MY HUMMERS AND THEN SOME ASS WIPE GOES AND PISS'S ME OFF

  • Listen u fucking idiot, I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR GERMAN!

    secondly, the british military uses Land rovers you fucking imbecile, and the Canadian military uses mercedes G-wagons. Trust me, Im canadian, and they're is a military base close to my house... so fuck off you idiot, just because you bought a shitty hummer doesnt mean you can complain about it to me, I dont give a fuck.

  • @3x0rcyst3m U R A CHEAP ASS BASTURD LEAVE ME ALONE!! IF U CANT BUY A *HUMMER* WELL SO WAT I AM DIFFERNT OK THERE ASS HOLE NOW IF U COMMENT ME ONE MORE TIME U WILL NOT HAVE A U TUBE ACCOUNT OK DUMB FUCK SCREW U! I LOVE MY HUMMERS I WAS JUST COMMENTING HOW I LIKED THEM OK AND THEN A ASS WIPE SAYS LAND FUCKERS R BETTER THEN I GET MAD THEN THIS ASS HOLE SAYS SOMETHIN AND NOW U SO F U C K O F F!

  • @3x0rcyst3m yea they use humvees

  • yeah, but humvees are H1 hummers, not H2

    Nobody uses H2's except for maybe soccer moms...

  • @Sherwin930 THANK U VERY MUCH THE USE "HUMMER H1'S" HUMVEES THXS DUDE sherwin930 lets be friends! THUMBS UP!!!

  • gave you thumbs down by mistake, my bad.

    *thumbs up* :)

  • thts not nice hummers are awsome trucks if u are complaining about it then y r u watching this video?? to hate go watch some other video *gosh*

  • Just like the Veyron, the H2 is a statement car.

  • ppl who complain oooh the hummer is bad on gas ,blah blah blah,need to shut the fuck up...honestly if you can afford a hummer you can afford the gas need to drive the beast!!!! if you can't afford high gas prices just don't buy a hummer...SIMPLY!!!

  • @NFLdude505 DUDE U TELL IT LIKE IT IS IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD A HUMMER WELL SHUT UP THX FOR SUCH A GOOD COMMENT THUMBS UP I HAVE 3 HUMMERS AND I LOVE ALL OF MY H2'S THEY HAVE GOOD GAS MILEGE REALLY MINE GETS 12 MILES PER GALLON AND THAT IS GOOD! I DONT CARE WHAT U SAY!

  • dude i like hummers what your problem!!!!

  • and for you info you're not the only 1 to own a hummer i have a H1..

  • @NFLdude505 Cool for your info i dont care... but do you lke it?.

  • @02RedProwler what is your problem,you sound like a girl,and yes i like the Hummer!!!

  • @NFLdude505 Lisin hear u mother fucker whats ur problem huh dumb ass i hope u die and fall in a hole u weak ass bitch!!! csll me a girl and i will kick ur ass!! mother fucker leave me alone!!!!! bitch!!!!! ass!!!!! u need to get the shit beat out of u the world would be a better place with out u!!!! and everyone like you!!!!!! so fuck u!

  • @02RedProwler you're dumb!!!!!

  • @NFLdude505 I am dumb well u r a fucking idiot! yeah the world would be better with out u yea u knw thats right! mother fucker if u comment me agian i wil make you fucked up NFLdude505 account off of you tube k mother fucker thats your warning ok DUMB ASS SCREW U!!!!!!!! FUCK U!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @NFLdude505 I know man. Hummers arent even bad on gas compared to some of the larger trucks like GMC 3500 sierras and stuff. Military hovercrafts burn 1000 gallons of gas in 1 hour (No exageration). Hummers arent hurting the environment...shit like that is.

  • @NFLdude505 Its not the price of gas people are worried about its the ton of emissions that come out the back, but i suppose you don't "believe" in climate change.

  • @NFLdude505 u r a 1000% correct...

  • I would rather buy an Range Rover Sport or LR4 or lr3

  • If your planning to buy a $56,000 SUV buy the Mercedies bens GL CDI because there fuel effeciency they do great on offroads, and its easier to drive than the H2 because I've driven the GL the otherday and my cousin got it to go 500 miles with one tank of diesle

  • yeah but how does it do offroad? the H2 is a offroading machine. the GL wouldnt go past grass. im not hating, merc makes brilliant brilliant cars GM couldnt dream of, but it just wont do what the H2 does

  • H2 is great if your towing a 10,000 lbs trailer, or you live in Alaska, Australlia, or other place whare there no road to drive on.

  • same way a ferrari is only good if you live by a race track. but most dont go past 40mph. or even out of a garage. its just a matter of taste and what makes you happy. isnt that whats its all about? well to some extent. if you only have a H2, yeah i agree thats stupid. but if you have a good everyday car, and the H2 is just for recreational or hobby. then all good. i got me a H3 for that.

  • @sideslide23 Australia has roads and most people use Land Cruisers off road, not alot of hummers here and all of them are in the city.

  • @1ohtaf1 yea h2's are good offroad but h1's are the best offroad hands down out of any vehicle

  • @Sherwin930 They are so heavy they can't pull themselves up hills.

  • Its called Mercedes-Benz...Not "Mercedies bens", but other than that your right!

  • Hummer H2 is useless, useful in killing the Earth, cramped and useless off and on road. But I love it for its sheer size and presence...I mean, who does'nt?

  • Killing the earth?  There was only 150,000 ever made? Maybe take out auto-racing as a sport, think much fuel is used then? Put any full size SUV in AWD, you will get near the same mileage as a Hummer. Off Road, stock, nothing bettter, made by AM General, invented and built Jeep, Humvee, H1 and H2. w Corvette LS1 engine, highest torque, seats that feel better than a Caddy or Lincoln, bought a 71K list 07 for $32, 500, 22K miles, 3 years left on bump to bump manu warranty. Hummer Hope member.

  • totaly agree because witha Hummers is useless compare to the new Toyota Land Cruiser they burn too much fuel, they got useless gaddegts that you don't need and, the seats are cramped and unconfortable, and Hummers are useless unless you live in Alaska or you have a 10,000 lbs trailer, these hummer has the same engine of the chevy CK 2500 accept they don't offer duramax diessle, and I heard that Hummers are going to china.

  • my mom got a hummer and it red with tvs its nice

  • I'm sick of people comparing the Prius to the Hummer. They are two completely different cars made for two different purposes. Therefore, they cannot be compared!

    Hummer is a SUV off road car, so fuel efficiency is NOT the concern. I love how people are like "hummers are not fuel efficient..." but no shit: hummers have to have large engines for off road purposes. My friends range rover gets around 16 mpg, whereas my hummer H2 gets around 13 mpg.

  • @asianboi1216 yo i managed to get 19 on the highway lol idk how my dad did but he did it lol

  • 2008 hummer suv is da best

  • Will have you driving like its 1999? WTF was so special about 1999. I wanna drive like it was 1997 baby ye!!!!

  • Gas was cheaper

  • Oh. Interesting. Makes sense now. Thanks for the clear up.

  • hummer is awsome off rode

  • This was the inspiration for the Patriot and the NOOSE Patriot in GTA:IV

  • Whats its price ?????

  • thiers no deasel for hummer ryt?

  • only the h1 the h2 is a 6.2 liter v8

  • What's it's mpg

  • miles per gallon

  • I'm not about what is I'm talking abouth the car

  • h2 does roughly 9 to 11 miles per gallon.

  • HUMMER>Escalade

  • If people think the hummer is a gas waster,it's a big money waster,If you want a true full size suv choose the land cruiser it has ulev!!!

  • we have to pay taxx for the 5 seats

  • i live in europe but i think like Rell09ny because i love that hudge american cars like hummer, ford crown victoria and caddillac fleetwood and i think if USA don't enter in WWII we are in troubles

  • I'm with him to &I also live in europe. so what if they use cheap plastics and stuff, that way u don't really give a shit if they get scratched or broken?! &the engines are awesome and the cars look grate, so I wish a big FUCK YOU 2 all that say americans can't make cars

  • They don't know how to make cars you idiot. You are just a dumb romanian that never got to know real european cars. Besides that plastic dacia you have..that maybe your dad drives..you don't know anyother, cuz they are not sold in that village you live in. You got a lot of thumbs up from the yanks that think europe consits only of the UK, France and Germany and that's it. So they think you must be from one of those 3. Go back to your 50HP car and shut up. A range rover is 10x better than this

  • PEACE! 8]

  • silverado suv counterpart

  • dear jungle master homo, ur jealous of americans and think that saying americans are dumb is going to hurt our feelings. boohoo

    get a life loser, ull never fit in her loser, and why don't you get off the american website youtube, or stop listening to the american music style of rap, jazz, rnb, screamo, metal, rock n roll, wearing jeans, washing clothes, drying clothes, stopping at stop lights, turning on lights, or living, because americans invented all of those and saved ur asses in WWII

  • xzibit should do a PIMP MY HUMMER

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  • There was no need for this truck

  • Worst production car company ever!

  • i would agree with you on the h3 but the h2 is great

  • But i do hate the h3!

  • Nah the H3 goes fast man and people are giving it a bad rep

  • I ment h2 sorry

  • why;s Hummer more expensive than trucks n mini bus although its smaller ?

  • Hummer is a good car, even if it is expensive. It is also safe.

  • Yup its safe but if you don't drive carefully, you would probably kill other road users easily.

  • i am HUMMER lover but i dont have it

  • Standard features include air conditioning w/dual-zone climate controls, rear air conditioning w/rear controls, tilt leather-wrapped steering wheel w/radio controls, cruise control, leather upholstery, heated front and rear seats, 8-way power frtons eats, memory system, premium