Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - He Plans A Vigorous Assault Later On!

[1Rinri2ninja]

ive made all of 2 choices and i can't take it anymore....maybe if the game was about penis but its about....pictures of a guy and a chick with big bewbs....

[kdreamland]

Everyone came to this vid from AVGN.

I came to it from Crazybus.

Guess I win.

[kdreamland]

lol 2:30 "i don't have a lot of money Mr thresher.....I'm desperate"

2:46 *Trollface* desperate, eh?

[savingkud]

Im glad this guy put up these videos so I dont have to waste my money on a shitty game.

[Latetothepartyreview]

2:45 That's not an attractive face!

[gogetyourverb]

we're perfect together. dude you've known her for like five seconds. wtf

[BstrangerUK]

How come when I planned a vigorous assault on woman I got arrested?

[builder802]

The voice acting sucks his mouth isn't even moving!

[Psuedo3D]

@builder802: that's kinda the point. The whole game (besides the intro) is just still shots and audio tracks.

[builder802]

@Psuedo3D I know I was just kidding

[ChurroChopStick]

I like he waits on that bike the entire time she is pursued by the perverted boss, that demands "take your damn cloths off!"

[Slic3R1]

voice acting FAIL

[tbone2004]

"Do girls like men who are aggressive? I DON' THINK SOOO!"

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

I love how it' funny without even meaning to be.

[leon102]

Dude, it's supposed to be funny. It says on the cover, "Romantic Comedy." I don't find it to be either though.

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

No, I mean the actual jokes aren't funny, but, just tha fact that this game exists is hilarious xD

[leon102]

Actually, I thought it was more depressing. It goes to show that we will accept anything, *sigh*.

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

Well exactly.

Ah, people make me laugh these days.

[leon102]

People make me think of suicide everyday.

[TheAnonymousgirl12]

Mhmm, same here

[dukee155]

this game is so bad

[BohemianBlasphemy]

"Vigorous assault" means rape, right?

[leon102]

Well, it's a 17+ game soo... why not.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Well, I think John's interpretation of it is playing with her side-view mirror until she gets back.

[jassimalaskary]

worst game with the worst story with the worst jokes.

its funny for wrong reasons

[DariusEdge2]

2:11 "This is THE most humiliating moment in my entire life"

Simmer down, Drama Queen. -_-

I didn't overreact that much when I got turned down for a Job. >.>

[leonflash]

you know, whenever I see these screen shots I just think the video froze.

IT"S SO HARD TO ACCEPT THAT IT"S NOT IN FULL VIDEO

[EnviousDominous]

Dammit Spock, just whip it out.

[L0rnch]

LOL 2:43

[troysson81]

1:15 Pete Rock would probably like that elevatoe music.

[WHAM2]

GodDAMN, this sucks. When the most experience actor in this cinematic shit sandwich is a "wrestler" from G.L.O.W. you know you're dealing with some serious audiovisual sewage.

[troysson81]

John and Jane. What uncommon names.

[leon102]

I think John might be a pun in this case. You know, cause the guy was a plumber and all.

[Gasoline85]

@leon102 LOL

[CabanaClassic]

You get props for playing this game.

[TheRoboticFerret]

T_T A slideshow disguised with the name FMV. GODDAMNIT This game sucks monkey ass fuck! (Yeah, I just saw the AVGN review, that was hilarious.)

[Wazzup365]

This game is so god awful. You know what, this isn't a game at all; it's like a movie, but it's not even that. It's actually a slide show; but, it's the bare minimum of that as well. It's fucking horrible it makes me want to laugh at it.

[Kizuii]

Oh God, fucking elevator music...This is like the 3rd choice and I already want to get naked, run outside and shout out loud

[killer0ed]

I hope there is a choice to rape/kill her.

[warracer03]

there is one to rape her SERIOUSLY XD

[Tasera783]

This can't be real. It just can't. OMGWTFBBQKITTENS

[Jpurser1]

Were the fuck did they get these actors.

They look like they just came of an amature porn set.

[dentonscheibal3]

Are they even actors?

if this game is just a bunch

of still photos then i don't even know

if it counts!

[KidnapDeath]

It's a parody of romantic comedies in audio-book form. Yes they were too generous to throw in some lame photos. It's also knows as a huge piece of dog-shit.

[shanethefox]

I wouldn't be surprised

[jam2007]

Saw the AVGN review too. It was very funny!

[ShyGuyXXL]

I've checked the first two choices. If you don't pick the perverted one something will go wrong and you'll be blamed for what you did and you'll have to start over. So no matter what you do you will always be blamed by the narrator. That sucks.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

that guy is fucking ugly

[dukee155]

what do u expevt he is probably a cheap porn actor

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

LIKE THAT "GIRL", who had no ass!

[dukee155]

mm i did not see that good of an ass shot

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

all of the shots that had "ass" in it showed the abundant lack of ass she has. Thus why they focused of her nasty ass tits.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@dukee155 Wouldn't be surprised though he has a nice bod.

[comfnumb82]

this "game" is hilarious for all the wrong reasons

[TehMatoking]

This is so wrong...

[crazyinsane500]

...wow...this is incredibly wrong, it makes me wonder why i would want to see it...oh yeah, because i can