That's hilarious dude, love the voice, good mix of redneck, urban, southern, call it reburban. Christians need to grow a sense of humor about their silly selves....and yes, I am one...
there will come a time when they will not endure sound doctrine, giving ear to idols and suducing spirits. wanting there ears to be tickled God bless people
That video was hilarious! It's funny that the new church model has "us" pastors, packaging ourselves into a made for tv image or idol in order to present the gospel and have creditability. It's not all pastors' fault though, sometimes it's what the new mtv generation expects, in order to recieve the message. Eddie Long is a great pastor by the way.
Are you talking about New Birth didnt u see the video where he gave this women a job and brand new car you see the negatives of a big church but not the positives so i agree to disagree.
Nothin bout new birth, I don't know about new birth at all, never went. Don't know Eddie, probably is a nice guy. I just know what I had to deal with personally. and I can either be angry about it, or laugh about it to move on.
hope i didnt offend you n anyway, ived done alot of research myself just like it seems you have. u should ax a witness for a copy of the nwt or go get one at the kingdom hall. so u can check it out for yourself. o n look up psalms 83:18 and c wht u think. tht one really convinced me alot that god had a name. besides y would everything he created have a name and not him?
in many translations gods name has been replaced with "lord" or "god". for instance i believe you quoted the king james. new world translation translates deut 4:2 "you must not add to the word that i am commanding you, neither must you take away from it, so as to keep the commandments of Jehovah your god that i am commanding you". your version translates "lord your god" jehovahs witnesses arnt the only ones tht acknowledge Jehovah as being god's name or that its been changed n many translations.
i think that one ws directed @ me D.... w'sup newjeruz08 "the new world translation" is not a book. its actually a translation of the bible. just like the king james or new english bible, which we use also in our studies. its just written in a more modern english or "new world" english. but the biggest dif between the translations is actually gods name. in the original hebrew greek and aramaic scripts the name YHWH or Yahweh which we translate Jehovah ws found ova 7000 times.
Yeah I understand what your saying.Although there are a few versions of the bible as well as many translations,they are all called The "Bible". Any and every real christian (no offense) Follows The Bible. How can you make a book and add words(i know because i checked) and negate it from the word of God.I mean no disrespect and i have no means of debate.I am just finding the reasoning in all of this NWT.
i feel u my dude! i hate the the way religion is involved in so much it shouldnt b. i told you once b4 to find a kingdom hall close by . everybody hates on jehovah's witnesses just based on what they been told. without seeing for themselves. u need to check em out fa real. jus go to one sunday meeting. the ones who give the talks are not paid. and you will never be axd to give any money trust that! its the only religion ive found that ACTUALLY goes by wht the bible says. or at least tries.
Oh so how is it that they have a book entitled "New World Translation of The Holy Scriptures"?If they go by the bible then they would be familiar with........
Deuteronomy 4:2, which states:
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
DAMN, I'm not even Christian but I think It's so stupid how churches are going corporate and they're making religion into a business.
For all you non "megachristians" out there I truly feel sorry for yall and I hope you don't turn into these fuckin corporate priest or whatever...fuck...
man, um... i dont know what to say...... I CANT STOP LAUGHING... lol..... am I supposed to not laugh? lol, you crazy yo, lol.. I wish youtube would let us have like a top 8 just like myspace, because you would be number one... be blessed man.
Good job at first i thought you were gonna crack joke's at christians but jow i see this is so true thats all that you ever see now days on christian tv the church has forgotten the true message of JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh i feel you homie i was in a church like this the pastor was a probation officer and some of my friends (who are now saved) were on probation. but the pastoe always acted shady to us because of the past. But much respect for this video it's the truth!!!
if you dont mind me askin...and im sure im not the only one curious...what exactly happened with you and your church? Good vid you got alot of talent in alot of areas, man...bet you could reach alot of people out there with whatever message you decide to relay...hope to see u bacc 2 work soon. peace
Worked there for 3 and a half years, and during that time I was never truly respected, didn't get to have an opinion , was fired out of the blue for shady vague reasons. And have to scrap to get by since then.
That is real foul!!! Musicians have long been taken advantage of and not paid or underpaid!!! Churches fail to realize that musicians make money playing not "working" at a 9 to 5!! Main reason why musicians leave and go to higher paying churches..
that disclaimer was too funny, but at the same time, I feel your frustration bro...... things will definately look up for you. blessings will fall down on you, from someone so annointed I can't even say his name.... but it rhymes with gesus.
Halleluyer brotha!!
masontonio 1 week ago
@mkallen31
I don't have a son
MsJoy4ever 7 months ago
hilarious and thank you
alreadybored313 7 months ago
lol
comebigarestayathome 10 months ago
THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! LMBO!!!
ChrisMccullers 11 months ago
LOL !!!
jcarter3rd 11 months ago
LMBO when you said: "The pastor's name is so annointed, it can't be put on here".
torrific1 1 year ago
buy a book i have books i buy all the time if your book is any good i well check it out lol.
MaleSingleChristian 1 year ago
That's hilarious dude, love the voice, good mix of redneck, urban, southern, call it reburban. Christians need to grow a sense of humor about their silly selves....and yes, I am one...
masontonio 1 year ago
@masontonio : What about "Reburthern"?
missmusic2k 3 weeks ago
Is this an SNL skit?
Lyra74 1 year ago
Ha ha, pretty funny dude...
masontonio 1 year ago
Please Eddie Long is the greatest pimip since Goldie in the Mack.
dineoutdeliveries 1 year ago
lmao! You a mess.
evett726 1 year ago
HAHA WHAT A RETARD
PHAAT09 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !
SO TRUE !
Eyosef 2 years ago
there will come a time when they will not endure sound doctrine, giving ear to idols and suducing spirits. wanting there ears to be tickled God bless people
onejmaine1 2 years ago
haha need to work on your chroma keying a lil bit but other then that it was funny
i wanna go to a taberthedral xDDD
bigdemus 3 years ago
I don't know - is this a joke?
dabavil 3 years ago
That video was hilarious! It's funny that the new church model has "us" pastors, packaging ourselves into a made for tv image or idol in order to present the gospel and have creditability. It's not all pastors' fault though, sometimes it's what the new mtv generation expects, in order to recieve the message. Eddie Long is a great pastor by the way.
ceddya7 3 years ago
@ceddya7 still think he's a great pastor???
masontonio 1 year ago
HAHAHA!!! and its so true too!
hughesnum3 3 years ago
My goodness! That was just too too out-rageously funny!
MsRomulus 3 years ago
whats the name of the song in the background btw the skit is funny
vdog843 3 years ago
its donnie mcclurkin we fall down
jdprice455 3 years ago
Great! Laugh, and shut up! :)
dilliot2k 3 years ago
Are you talking about New Birth didnt u see the video where he gave this women a job and brand new car you see the negatives of a big church but not the positives so i agree to disagree.
jdprice455 3 years ago
Nothin bout new birth, I don't know about new birth at all, never went. Don't know Eddie, probably is a nice guy. I just know what I had to deal with personally. and I can either be angry about it, or laugh about it to move on.
dilliot2k 3 years ago
@jdprice455 strings are attached so i disagree also nigga that was good stuff
simpleservant1983 1 year ago
@simpleservant1983
why do you have to use the word nigga ??
MsJoy4ever 1 year ago
@MsJoy4ever sorry i just thought it was kind of funne to put that in there lol
simpleservant1983 1 year ago
REMOVED!!
dilliot2k 3 years ago
xD nice
yoXDmoma 3 years ago
hope i didnt offend you n anyway, ived done alot of research myself just like it seems you have. u should ax a witness for a copy of the nwt or go get one at the kingdom hall. so u can check it out for yourself. o n look up psalms 83:18 and c wht u think. tht one really convinced me alot that god had a name. besides y would everything he created have a name and not him?
knicha 3 years ago
in many translations gods name has been replaced with "lord" or "god". for instance i believe you quoted the king james. new world translation translates deut 4:2 "you must not add to the word that i am commanding you, neither must you take away from it, so as to keep the commandments of Jehovah your god that i am commanding you". your version translates "lord your god" jehovahs witnesses arnt the only ones tht acknowledge Jehovah as being god's name or that its been changed n many translations.
knicha 3 years ago
i think that one ws directed @ me D.... w'sup newjeruz08 "the new world translation" is not a book. its actually a translation of the bible. just like the king james or new english bible, which we use also in our studies. its just written in a more modern english or "new world" english. but the biggest dif between the translations is actually gods name. in the original hebrew greek and aramaic scripts the name YHWH or Yahweh which we translate Jehovah ws found ova 7000 times.
knicha 3 years ago
Yeah I understand what your saying.Although there are a few versions of the bible as well as many translations,they are all called The "Bible". Any and every real christian (no offense) Follows The Bible. How can you make a book and add words(i know because i checked) and negate it from the word of God.I mean no disrespect and i have no means of debate.I am just finding the reasoning in all of this NWT.
newjeruz08 3 years ago
i feel u my dude! i hate the the way religion is involved in so much it shouldnt b. i told you once b4 to find a kingdom hall close by . everybody hates on jehovah's witnesses just based on what they been told. without seeing for themselves. u need to check em out fa real. jus go to one sunday meeting. the ones who give the talks are not paid. and you will never be axd to give any money trust that! its the only religion ive found that ACTUALLY goes by wht the bible says. or at least tries.
knicha 3 years ago
Oh so how is it that they have a book entitled "New World Translation of The Holy Scriptures"?If they go by the bible then they would be familiar with........
Deuteronomy 4:2, which states:
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
newjeruz08 3 years ago
now you do understand, that this video is completely a satire, a joke, and should not under any circumstance to be taken seriously right?
dilliot2k 3 years ago
hahahahahaha 1877 giv cash
epiphany187 3 years ago
You make me rofl.
apologiate07 3 years ago
xD LOL!!
sammysrh 3 years ago
crazy pastor... making money instead of teaching the good news...
hansbhoy7 3 years ago
its a satire. :)
dilliot2k 3 years ago
DAMN, I'm not even Christian but I think It's so stupid how churches are going corporate and they're making religion into a business.
For all you non "megachristians" out there I truly feel sorry for yall and I hope you don't turn into these fuckin corporate priest or whatever...fuck...
GrimOnions 3 years ago
lmao ''how to make god like you''
pi55takemovies 3 years ago
Hahaha that was funny shit.
valleycKy 3 years ago
church capitalism! how ministers are the new ceo:s, screwing all of us.
justcallmesoso 3 years ago 2
man, um... i dont know what to say...... I CANT STOP LAUGHING... lol..... am I supposed to not laugh? lol, you crazy yo, lol.. I wish youtube would let us have like a top 8 just like myspace, because you would be number one... be blessed man.
BrandonKeatingSr 3 years ago
another atheist w00t
frequencysoftware 3 years ago
hahahaha yo dillio u crazy 4 this one!
whoever137 3 years ago
I am a TRUE believer! I brought the book and God really likes me now! Thanks pastor!
XxOxX99 3 years ago
James you are a fuckin nut damn that was funny as hell
DieselJones 3 years ago
puhaha i didnt think you had it in you dillio.... that was funny!
AaronMeaux 3 years ago 2
you are a NUT! LOL!!!
herFLYness79 3 years ago
Thats right.... them Pastor's be pimpin...
I will send this to a few folks who need to recognize the sceam!
QuietKnight81 3 years ago
You crazy man. I loved that!
Azteka2007 3 years ago
HAHA wow Dillio!! niiiiiice!!!!
jpzilla 3 years ago
Dillio you had me rolling XD. It's so true there are so many PULPIT PIMPS out there.
shabang007 3 years ago
i seen that on tv a while ago lol jk kool hair piece
djboy23x 3 years ago
LOL...I NEED THAT BOOK!
not...You've definitely got the smile down (at the end)
Tenacious21 3 years ago
Lol man you sound like you From Macon Georgia, Black people from Macon be country az hell, i'm talking Kool-aid and Crow sandwiches country.
BankheadBoyCool 3 years ago
lol Typical Tele-Evangelist satire
bigwillatmhs08 3 years ago
haha...man you rock!your accent is so cool
ROCKARING 3 years ago
Good job at first i thought you were gonna crack joke's at christians but jow i see this is so true thats all that you ever see now days on christian tv the church has forgotten the true message of JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prayermadethug 3 years ago
I'm just healing from the church I used to go to .
dilliot2k 3 years ago
Oh i feel you homie i was in a church like this the pastor was a probation officer and some of my friends (who are now saved) were on probation. but the pastoe always acted shady to us because of the past. But much respect for this video it's the truth!!!
prayermadethug 3 years ago
if you dont mind me askin...and im sure im not the only one curious...what exactly happened with you and your church? Good vid you got alot of talent in alot of areas, man...bet you could reach alot of people out there with whatever message you decide to relay...hope to see u bacc 2 work soon. peace
10corleone7MidWicced 3 years ago
Worked there for 3 and a half years, and during that time I was never truly respected, didn't get to have an opinion , was fired out of the blue for shady vague reasons. And have to scrap to get by since then.
dilliot2k 3 years ago
That is real foul!!! Musicians have long been taken advantage of and not paid or underpaid!!! Churches fail to realize that musicians make money playing not "working" at a 9 to 5!! Main reason why musicians leave and go to higher paying churches..
BIGBELLYBULL 3 years ago
Very professional of you not to name the church!! Main reason why musicians leave and go to higher paying and respecting churches!!
BIGBELLYBULL 3 years ago
It's true.
dilliot2k 3 years ago
that disclaimer was too funny, but at the same time, I feel your frustration bro...... things will definately look up for you. blessings will fall down on you, from someone so annointed I can't even say his name.... but it rhymes with gesus.
BrandonKeatingSr 3 years ago
i thought u werent guna make vids!! PLEASE MAKE TALK BOX VIDS!!!!
buckethead013 3 years ago
I love the music in the background!
singer77 3 years ago
Lol nice accent man
SquierBullet92 3 years ago
LoL i need me this book
MrShowDough 3 years ago
LOL
dilliot2k 3 years ago
lol *shaking my head* sadly this reminds me of
some of those fake pastors in the world today.
thanks for giving me a good laugh ^_^.
caramel2436 3 years ago
thanks for seeing its just for a laugh.
dilliot2k 3 years ago
lol cool video nice untro and the end dilliot2k lol sounds cool
chrisboy2000 3 years ago