Kassem Tucks To Understand Women (AsKassem #19)

[TheOfficialOrangeMan]

Heineken... FUCK THAT SHIT, PAP'S BLUE RIBBON!

[ssfalk41]

kassem is an asshole for using torture pics from abu ghraib. other than that he is funny

[someDeadpoolfan]

The "I like trains" question is a reference to "asdf movie 2"

...just sayin'.

[Xlfry]

Hes Jordanian

[shawnamaddy]

Honestly, I never go look at anything you refer us to Kassem... I just watch more of your videos. Oops.

[TheLowsofSolipsism]

i like the old background editing better then the new ones..its more disgusting, symbolic and funny

[SchmexyLesbian]

You misspelled understand ......

But you are still smarter than the average american :D!

[Nazoo1901]

best moment of askassem history! 4:30

[boomer758]

fuck yeah!! you go for bucs too

[zaylor101]

Holy crap today we had to do an assignment in school about our fears and I put E.T.!!!!!! :O

[CCowie123]

Ur mom must b soooo proud hahahaha Kassem u fuck

[prowled]

do you like trains? is a hint to a creator called "tomska". should check it out. There is a song even....called "i like trains"

[rulerofcheeze]

HOLY CRAP I WAS AFRAID OF E.T TOO!!!! we should get married we have so much in common (im a dude)

[salehx27]

stupid show

[HardcoreGator]

Go Bucs. Just sayin...

[MrPooned]

Fuck the haters your glasses are awesome :D

[shield121]

under kassems nose there only another fist!

[LazyLumber]

ugh. i have a headache.

[29bookie]

thumbs up if your watchin this a year later.

[TheGameRager]

@29bookie you cant -.-

[CRAZYcobaltKIDz]

do you think your good looking ?

[deaththekid2002]

i love you too!

[174Twilighter]

It was terrified of ET too XD

[Designs4ShortNails]

Are u gonna respond TP akaydoll???

[kodonnell97]

kassemg hasnt seen asdfmovie

[mrsblau2992]

we hired the jews

[stegglca]

"I like trains......FROOOOOOOM"

oh asdf movie you so sirry.

[DyesEmpire]

Kassem numnums on embryo's.

[vmikozod]

I was afraid of E. T., too. :D When I first saw that thing, I ran into my room crying. :D

[FrozenXM898]

click here 1:00

[jackums721]

kassem is racist

[xXxkonnecticutxXx]

I was afraid of ET too! In fact I tried to sell it to my friend when i was little :)

[Hoboinaboxdestroyer]

Signed up on Netflix for ya Kassem. =)

[cookiesaywhat]

i just discovered kassem..and i never thought he was gay..WTF

[joharsyedful]

@NinaGh22 LOLOLOL QUEER.

[NinaGh22]

YES EGE <3 <3

[allybreana]

I literally had to turn away from the screen when E.T. popped up. That thing still freaks me out.

[bgsquiggy]

Wonder if your mom knew you'd turn into such a pervert?

[Bfrench95]

@bgsquiggy wait..i thought Kassem had two dads?

[MrGladBEASTftw]

i met a little kid named "ragu" and i thought that was a suace not a name . he cried

[TheNickleChick]

hes so fucking cute!

[lindseyssoutherngal]

I was scared of et too!

[flufly0090]

wait is kassem really gay??

[loocow1554]

@flufly0090 yes

[farrahita]

Kessem is a homosexual bear wrestler

[sparkster123451]

kassem is fucking racist hes a pervert and he probobly was not even a virgin since he was 13

[MannyFucksConquer]

@farrahita no KevJumba is .

[123michaeljones]

@farrahita i think he wrestles straight bears as well....

[Tellion12]

@farrahita wait... so is he the homosexual? or the bear?

[TheMii100]

kid at 1:50 is cute... i bet it is Omar!

[kennykiller911]

These old askassems seemed nicer.

[jazaniac]

btw that trains thing is a tomska reference

[manuelx101]

kassam is just plain gay

[PrincessAnime01]

3.21 you can see very sexy orange underwear n_n

[kkytlover]

You're a zombie? you said

[NoobSlayer365]

Between 2:42 and 2:49 My erection formed and then died.

[wheresfluuffy]

aw kassem was adorable as a kid! ><

[TheDavidrocks1]

Asdf movie ... I like trains...

[gunsANDraybans12]

2:56

[NOIDENTIFICATION88]

Fuck Jews hire the mormons

[drago433]

hah he doesent get the trains question.....

i like trains....

[TheWatzitooya]

When I was a kid, I was afraid of balloons being let go outside, because they'd float up into the sky...

[ETFluva9309]

Haha u wrote Kassem tucks to undeRTand women...u forgot the S u fucking failure!!! Just kidding...I love u Kassem!

[bowbelicious]

@RsRibbons no lesbians hate dick because vaginas are awesome..

[eminemadeleavril]

he was so fucking cute at 3!

[freejdj]

Ass chasm

[BenniTee]

@ Xale Torren

Cuuuuuunt, you are so gay! That's the gayest comment iv ever read.

Just face it bro, you love cock.

[slb9645]

@KokoTalula it was at 4:12 or 4:15 ish....but the flash of her pic is REALLY fast

[ojdtube]

should i eat this sandwich or give it to kassem?

[freelancer094]

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears.

[L3GITskatecrew]

Omfg bucs. Yes

[botdfwhore]

kassem just doesn't like the titles because we have figured out his secrets.

[julianwhitee]

LIES he has no glasses in SMPdouchefilms videos... pretty wierd

[AllstarStephh]

holy crap....D: IM DEATHLY AFRAID OF ET. 

[danya10007]

oh kassem we r disiponted in all ur vidios

[sierralukzmaster7]

TAPAT'IO!!!!! whooooo that shit is good!!!

[DarkLightning127]

JHON FUCKING NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[4422princess2244]

Did kassem really get raped?

[SuperMattswagg]

HEY kassem get your gay wolf loving self to Omaha Nebraska so i can not rape you !!

[nickyrho]

he says willy funny :)

[georgetaylor100]

who is the girl at 2.44?

[hilarious7898504]

JON FCKING NA haha

[hellokittyzombie100]

I luv Yuh too-333

[dotzskittlez]

I was scared of ET too.... My family Kade fun of me -_-

[faraz569]

keep pressing 6 .. crotch ?

[Lovesmkup1]

I seriously love you! I love watching you, i would totally date you :) <3

[edwardLRS]

RIP John

[natedlc]

2:49 kassems mom

[TheVanillacupcakes12]

Thats so crazy how yur Egyptian cuz i love ancient egypt

[mastahblack]

Did you use to live in tampa? Or do you just like the bucs? Idk just curious I'm from Tampa so that's why.

[gabrielrox777]

"KASSEM WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH IF YOUR THE MOST FUNNIEST GUY ON EARTH?"..THERE FINALLY SOMETHING THAT DOESNT SAY YOUR GAY OR HOW BIG UR NOSE IS..WAIT..O SORRY

[Shr00mscross]

i didn't know you were half Egyptian, thats pretty kool.

[romioIV]

@Shr00mscross that's the only thing that tells me his is not gay

[TheBeeBean]

OMG I WAS TOTALLY SCARED OF ET ASWELL!! x

[TheCukiigirl101]

Omg ET came up and i fucking screamed and threw my laptop on the floor ! :$

[laughnsmile96]

you can see Kassem's nose kissing Jon fucking Na before his mouth actually did...lol

[JeffandJamal]

give us a dare on our video "DARE US!"

[tigertijn]

4:29 lol!

[MrJordykid8]

omg, i remember the tapatio vid

[anticipationaward]

Ha you dont get the inside train joke..

[ellegirlrocks]

love them jew jokes

[2468girls]

is that really your mom.....?

[neven4dugave]

hahahah ET!!!! ME TOO !!! :D

[H0tRanger69]

LMFAO! at 0:49 he apparently gets chased by a Amazonian tribes man, which is actually a Maori from New Zealand, not south america. Fucking noob kassem you cunt

[sabinadoni1]

HAHAHAHAHAH kassem freaking funny man !!!! 1:47

[TheMr3morons]

Finally someone that thinks those stupid shaytards are dumb

[TheArtsCountess]

@TheMr3morons

He and Shay are best friends, idiot.

[eli55a7]

BUCS ! <3

[AuraSh3ridan]

PATRIOTTSS <3

[lookitsjuri]

WAHHOOO kassem i was affried from et tooo XD

[MistaSwagg1]

Kassem really get raped?

[ZIrrReflexHD]

@MistaSwagg1 Yes....

[angiellalaaful]

love you kassem <3 your cool :D i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

[slb9645]

I love kassems vids...but the flash of natalee hollaway, I did not like..

[KokoTalula]

@slb9645 when was that?

[flippadeal]

this is funny cos your actually friends with shay carl so dat was full of shiat

[faerieangeltaitai]

Aww that baby pic is soo cute! lol

[faerieangeltaitai]

0:34 OMGSSSSSHHHHH!!!!! 

[F1NF41L]

fucking idiot "i like trains" is a loan from asdf-movie (watch it)

[edtheawesome1]

Kassem  do you like canada?

[calbdavid]

@allylamanna Bo Burnham

[EatpieUTUBE]

Bro is was scared of et too

[japanlinked]

ECHO ECHO ECHO

[jazzykoenig]

this john fucking na intro was better

[papasmurf530]

HAHAHA "hire" the jews

[cky12qxz]

kassem g would you rather kill a monkey with your tongue or rape Jon Na

[sophside]

I agree. @lovedepp. That's just taking it too far

[donmacchiarolo]

KassemG hits F13 when he likes a video.

[Dcamilleri1]

2:55 ...biggest...lie...EVAR lol jk ur the best Kassem :)

[RabidKnuck]

this was the first askassem i saw.. so good lol

[LordsofParody]

I had forgotten at which point all of the gayness started. Now I know.

[jiliti]

KassemG never watched asdfmovie

[Axis995]

TeHive .. you can see he's still alive, right ? :)

[TeHive]

"well i guess my biggest fear would be raped and killed, good thing only half that happend right?"

well....which half?

[mirosdk]

@TeHive Oh yeah that isn't obivous at ALL.. He never talks about getting raped... Omfg -.-

[casts8940]

@allylamanna bo burnham reference



[alott313]

I was afraid of et to!

[APBGK]

KassemG always hits his ballsack pissing before it hits he toilet

[KittiMitties]

i nearly died at "i like trains"

[lovepuppy205]

-GO back to your igloo spend some time with your kids before there pregnant! your frigid little body couldnt even handle what i do! I Think the truth is Sarah my music just scares you! hehehe

[1998dancasa]

if you put transcribe audio on and read the subtitles from 4:00 to the end its fucking hilarious XDXDXDXD

[gunsngutts]

kassem walks so uncomfy like he wants to take a piss!

[RandomJenny26]

is kassemg gay or he just kiss guys fo fun

[laxitudeeeee]

@RandomJenny26 no thats why he doesnt own cros

[XaleTorren]

@RandomJenny26 for fun... i get kassem cuz i make his kind of jokes "gay uncomfortable stuff" and ppl go like are you gay? and i think just a minute a go you saw me oogling taht girls ass and you still think that?

No i do it for fun, and personally i dont give a damn if some random ppl think i am gay, since in the end i know i am chasing women, and Kassem G is the same way.

[langflug123]

@RandomJenny26 i think he is bisexual

[se7enb4te3ty]

@langflug123 I think KassemG is a Power Bottom

[ramy9556]

@RandomJenny26 his a egyptian faggot

[gofukgoat]

@RandomJenny26 He makes fun of the cultural no-touching thing that you guys have. Over here in the middle east it's fine if a guy kisses a guy as long as it's not on the mouth. Kassem was born and raised in the middle east.

[crudelydrawnproducti]

@RandomJenny26 probarbly both

[slueth8]

@RandomJenny26 He had a girlfriend for quite a while, he kisses people as a joke and to piss them off i think :)

[samtastic517]

KassemG wears orange underpants :)

[pedrohkrx1]

Kassem, what's you're opinion on legalizing marijuana?

[jusgiveitawaynow]

I'm disappointed in this video and look forward to being disappointed in many more of these to come.

[Geetea111]

Guess what Kassem you suck a lot and I mean a lot

[Pinkbutterfly1998]

FUCK YOU

[leonardpoppunkmetal]

Train thing was probably a BBT reference

[luvdepp09]

Putting a picture of Natalee Holloway is soooooo messed up. :(

[MrStaypuff32]

Kassem freezes his farts and then feeds them to homeless people.

You are funny........

[ieatshit12]

@MrStaypuff32 how could that workk?

[DifferentGameKid]

KassemG is a PIMP

[utubepoopable]

kassem g is dead

[TheMeganGilmore]

<3 The orange Undies <3 wish they were on my bedroom floor ;)

[ErikVaughnDillinger]

kassem g like to eat fat donkey dick while bathing in a tub of shit while fucking a pigeon

[monkeycheese7979]

Kassemg likes little boys

[Cmpnioncube]

Kassem needs a sammich. Where da bitches at...?

[CrazyGreaseFan]

Oh god thank goodness I'm not the only one scared of the et thing but shit nothing scares me more than chucky