[1.18] Shit hipsters say.

[whodoesntlovezelda]

is it bad i knew everything he talked about..... OH NO im a hipster!

[intothesunofthegerms]

Why is this so true? Bon Iver will be cool forever and always <3

[poplillyp]

lol "Sometimes i feel like my life is just an episode of skins" ah XD beautiful :')

[thx01102]

SKINS!

[maxpower485]

"these jeans are barely skinny anymore" priceless

[shamidkpzd]

I listen to all the bands you just listed. Does that make a hipster?

[JohnnyRocket92]

I liked your blog beforehand... now it's love man. Amore. :D

[AracelyRamos]

Lol 'I've known about bright eyes for years.'

[1008tv]

Who hates Zooey Deschanel?

[hosinw]

I'm no hipster but sounds right :1

[STLAProductions]

I see your Shit Hipster's Say vid and raise you mine as well. Check it out on my channel :)

Nice job!

[OnePunkyPixie]

Bawler. My favorite is the part about the Grammy winning being the worst day of his life.....because I actually felt that way too. I have a hipster sketch too. Check it out on my channel!

[CircaCreature]

could never grow out of Bright Eyes

[metalmilitia220]

did you just say the strokes new album suck?!?

[libbylaughsable]

"I HAAAAAAAATE Zooey Deschanel." LOL

[epiccchipley]

i dont know any of the bands you said. guess im too mainstream. but i also hate everything. my life is like an episode of degrassi...

[TheTrueSadielo]

BON IVER WILL ALWAYS BE COOL!

[Jordishness]

Hipsters are life ruiners.

[youralien93]

awkward moment when you have said... many of those things....

[bpuma08]

I love zoey Deschanel. Guess I'll never become a hipster *sigh*

[dlyc4714]

have you started smoking????

[JollyGreen303]

@dlyc4714 No.

[twixxxy999]

didnt know ANY of the things you were talking about. clearly, i am too mainstream.

[nobodysdc7]

I know about Skins. I must therefore be hipster. I have been self-mocking for a while now.

[johneepixels7]

lol zooey deschanel is in le adverts.

[yat0005]

Ohhh, Fleet Foxes are good.

How un-hipster of me, oops.

[niniLuvsJb]

Haha. Hipster enough?

[adamblogsyou]

I didn't understand a word you said ... does this mean Im not ready for tumblr ;(

[TheJonnyBShow]

Pains of being pure at heart was the worst live show I have ever been too- I left early.

[valerieahhh]

hearing you criticize the last strokes album, hurt a little.. it might've not been their best BUT STILL!!!!!

[dizzy90a]

Ugh, DO hipsters hate the last Strokes album? Fuck them, it was brilliant

[zaru1313]

I realized what I was when he named all those bands.

And that I say practically what he said everyday to my friends.

I hate my friends.

I hate everything.

[aqeem131]

and all this while I thought Bon Iver was pronounced as Bon 'Eye'ver. Thank you, Darren.

[skiddni]

i love all the bands you listed, this was hilarious.

[EtoileBaby]

"I hate everything."

[WashingtonRain]

Oh god I'm also a hipster. I know like all of the bands. "I swear my life is like an episode of Skins" OH GOD :(((

[EarlyBirdie82]

Awwww helllll no! Darren, you cannot call yourself a hipster and say "Bon Iver" like that. It's French for good winter so it's pronounced "bone eev-air". I know, I'm from his hometown and saw him live recently :P

[dizzy90a]

@EarlyBirdie82 what the hell are you talking about? he did say "bone-eev-air"

[Kathxrine]

You didn't like the last Stroke album?!

[vinnygillan30]

This is basically a hipster for 2009.

[MrIIDannyII]

Basically

[Yshis15]

Oh god! I'm a hipster!! o_O

[triplethreaaat]

LMAO I hate zooey deschanel. I love this! I'm not hipster, but I knew everything you said :P

[JyeSherwell]

Sounds about right... but... so what? Still enjoyed the vid. Nice one.

[superfluousness321]

I love your jumper.

[empghs]

my friends say all this stuff

hmmmm

[jmonster66]

I ONLY SMOKE WHEN I'M DRUNK

OH MY GOD

[nikiichan]

ive heard almost all those bands :D except the pains of being pure at heart -_- but im not a hipster o-o + i wish my jeans were barely skinny anymore :P

[TheThunderDragoon]

Have you heard the new Sand Rock Paper Flock album? They're so amazing! Aren't I so cool for liking things that other people haven't even heard of? Like ohemgee!!!

[MrTwentington]

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I actually got all of this...

[gypsumfields]

panda bear's new album sucks major ass. and person pitch is a pop concession, young prayer is obvs his true masterpiece:)

[Gkiss3955]

Fucking hipsters...

[smokeme23]

Was this meant to be ironic? I feel like it was meant to ironic... No?!? Ok then.

[Centro256]

I hate hipsters, they drive me insane

I love Darren, I just don't think we could ever date lol

[coeurdechoeur]

"These jeans are barely skinny anymore."

[Tim61593]

I knew who 90% of those bands were . . . at least I haven't de-lensed my Ray Bans yet

[aloraisadiva]

yay skins reference.:)

[laurenhasgills]

i've heard of 99% of those bands. fortunately im just musically a hipster

[sighmoansays]

I didn't understand half of this. *proudly not a hipster*

[SammeSumiko]

Wait is it wierd if you think you know all of these names :) ?

[rockstar3541]

I'm not a hipster...So whose heard of Le Tigre and Does it offend you, Yeah? No One? Dammit. ANIMAL COLLECTIVE! Best song is leaf house. K.

Surprised you didn't mention The Kooks.

[gypsumfields]

@rockstar3541 leaf house is cool, but what would i want sky? cmon.

[TheBbqcumber]

<3 indie rock

[xsarahtran]

lol i didnt really get it =/

[upyours64]

HEY. I loved that last strokes album, darren.

[akiki9113]

I didn't realize how many hipsters followed AGAD...

[akiki9113]

I wish I could be cool enough to know what any of this means...

[divapanthas]

Lolol "have u listened to the new panda bear album" :DD

[blumusdu]

@brinius ha¡

[blumusdu]

Jollygreen is really bringing it the last two vids.

[diegollaurado]

wait but, i say alot of these things on a regular basis... am i a hipster? o.o

[brinius100]

I swear if Brandon does Shit Mailboxes Say and then posts a 5 second video because mailboxes are inanimate, I'mma cut a bitch

[killjoyinthemaking]

The awkward moment when I know and listen to 90% of those bands. And Darren, your pronunciation of Bon Iver is a little off O.o

[norlack89]

i know most of those bands :P but no one could out hipster you darren ;D

[amurderofcrowz]

how can anyone hate zooey deschanel? she's adorable

[boywithdreams12]

...I don't know whats happening.

[sureempire]

awkward moment when you know all those bands...

[sarcasmpersuasion]

I knew some of the bands he mentioned, "OH NOOEZZZ"

[mikkidixxi]

you forgot: I Liked them before they went mainstream.

[RainboeTeddi]

but... but.. zoe deschenal is amazing!

[tyleroakley]

Look at your life. Look at your choices.

[alegitproduction]

EXCEPT ME

[foursmallhats]

I've heard of ALL of those bands. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not..

[Xloi63]

Oh my god, that was an EXACT replica of my life!

BTW, did you hear the new(not so much now, but I still love it) Dan Mangan album?

P.S. none of my jeans are skinny anymore!

[haltiamava]

Oh my god. That was me. But really. Oh my god.

[littlemissloveya]

These jeans aren't even skinny anymore

[Garneleaf]

You forgot the 2 things hipsters most frequently say:

"I hate hipsters" "I'm not a hipster"

[Toshisan]

@Garneleaf gold, pure gold

[RaynMan718]

I hope those were American Spirits

[darco300]

@RaynMan718 I was totally thinking that lol

[BroadcastingtoAll]

OHHH. Skins in like six days. Pumped! Great video!

[lukeandrew19]

I love The Smiths and The Pains of Being Pure at Heart! I'm so glad I got some of the musical references. I've never identified myself as a hipster though. Too many people at my college do and it gets annoying after awhile

[NeoLoverPet]

I didn't get a single reference. But I was born wayy after all those bands were popular. XD But I loved "I only smoke when I'm drunk" and "These jeans aren't even skinny anymore."

[allierp]

*Shit Darren Says(;

[twizlerzRlegit]

some of the stuff from this video...

[TinyTeaza2k7]

no the strokes are perfect shh

[401reasons]

Gotta love Arcade Fire!

[thenamesbanana]

You forgot, "Do people still listen to Iron and Wine...?"

[Lepreas]

I haven't heard of any of those bands.

[dafttool]

@Lepreas You need to edumacate urself. The Smiths really did change my life, back in the day.

[chuboom]

@Lepreas It's because you're too mainstream.

[Toshisan]

@Lepreas its cause noone outside if darren and like two other people know what the fuck he's talking about.

[dexdex1560]

@Lepreas not even Arcade Fire? damn!

[timothyln12]

Wait. Do you really hate Zooey Deschanel?

[lovelyprincess154]

Skins reference...100 points AGAD<3

[theweakender]

I really liked the strokes album. But I also like harpooning whales so I guess that explains a lot.

[jdrockchalk]

I would agree about Arcade Fire, but...mutual agreement might risk mainstreaming that opinion.

[lifesavrdwd]

Is that a cigarette? Good, I make a lot of money on people who smoke, especially when they can't breathe. Keep it up, what it says on the package is true, it will kill you. What they don't say it may take 30-40 years to do it, but eventually it will. The last ten years of your life is when you come to me asking why you can't breathe anymore. Of course I just smile back at you.

[butterflycake7]

@lifesavrdwd he doesn't actually smoke lol!

[theweakender]

@lifesavrdwd are you the grim reaper?

[JollyGreen303]

@lifesavrdwd Oh my god, I don't even smoke, I'm imitating a hipster. You are just the worst kind of person.

[MachineryOfNight]

"Sometimes I feel like my life is just an episode of Skins..."

Perfection.

[Ericaa49]

I was a hipster before being a hipster became mainstreeam .__.

[EYDstudios]

@Ericaa49 My friend, you are not alone. Everything I liked that once made me special became hipster and thus the "latest" trend. It was terrible.

[Ericaa49]

@EYDstudios It is terrible.

[EYDstudios]

@Ericaa49 The fucking worst. :/

[100percentunique]

pronounced BONE iver.

*cough I'm sorry I couldn't help myself he's from my hometown*

Other than that though, this video is completely accurate...oh wait? Can I say that? Or is it too mainstream?

[Buddychigo]

@100percentunique Darren pronounces it right. "Bon hiver" in French...

[TheGmccoy]

Youth Lagoon <3

[jwo92911]

hahaha...so funny

[LamdaLamdaLamda1]

Gotta love hipsters. ^.^ But hipsters are getting way too mainstream.

[MissLunademi]

Love it<33 hahahaa