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  • My crappy headphones make it so I can't hear the background music, and can barely hear the singers at points. But I can hear Todd perfectly fine.

    Me gusta.

  • I add something he can't say but, as a girl, I ALSO find those boys terribly ugly. Yeah, I know, that's just a detail... But hearing the music that gives you neausea instantly, the stupid macho lyrics AND all those close-ups with them and their lips so close to the camera... I swear, the first time I saw the video, my skin crawled and I almost puked.

  • I plead ignorance, what are those bottles of? All I can think of is some kind of over-sized perfume.

  • @MorTymhestlog They're alcohol, some drinks look like that.

  • Great review, God awful song.

  • It sounds like they forgot to turn the click track off and were to high and/or inept to realise.

  • I seriously, SERIOUSLY HATE this "song" (and I use that term loosely)......................­.how the hell did it get so popular?

  • I had never heard this before I first watched this review.

    I wish I hadn't. This is the worst thing I ever heard. I could barely make out a rhythm...BARELY...and the sounds...dear lord...it's like they smashed their computer against a wall and went "WELP. GUESS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH." It's just...geh

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  • i once had a dream that todd showed his face, but i forgot what it looked like as soon as i woke up. T-T

  • Actually, Todd, the earlobes freeze part might mean something along the lines of: "Don't I buy you expensive earrings?" Ice = jewelry, I think, so ice would make your earlobes freeze.

    And that is my only rebuttal. This song is awful, there is no amount of praying and crying that could save this.

  • @FrozenFireDuck Over-reaching though D: It's like cockney rhyming slang but somehow worse.

  • That, "Why would you wanna break up..." brings to mind pictures of Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill.

  • That clown bit WILL give me nightmares.

  • this is the worst song i ever heard

    its so bad its amazing

    even worse then solj...solja...

    yes worse then he whose name should not be spoken

  • @yuv7676 Oh, he's like Voldemort now; the mere mention of his name strikes a cold, fearful chill of all those who take rap music seriously. Can't say I blame ya.

  • I'm going to have nightmares for weeks

  • "Why you wanna break up?" Look at your teeth, dude... It looks like you eat shit covered gravel every day...

  • I actually guessed the correct answer to "Finish the Rhyme"!!!

  • Listening to this song makes me feel like I'm on a broken tilt-a-whirl with my creepy ex-boyfriend. I feel nauseous and scared.

  • OH MY GOD! MARIO WAS BEHIND HIM AT 9:51 AFTER HE PUT HIM AWAY AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED AGAIN!! IT IS SATAN'S MUSIC!!!

  • This song makes me feel like I accidentally got trapped with those guys in a sterlized tile room, and I'm slowly going insane while those three are slowly walking up to me with knives. And they don't look angry as they want to kill me, they just look blankly ahead without emotion, but they're still gonna kill me. And there's no escape.

  • You know this song DID appear in a rather distressing dream I had lately... I think that's rather telling.

  • Sodomy of the mind!

  • This song has no notes.

  • And just to add to the hilarity, Mario is wearing a red hat.

  • they listen cuxz its hilarious

  • Is it me, or does thing song only have nine notes in total.

  • You know..I did not think it was possible for something to be worse than Friday...but...I-I think I was wrong...

  • 1:17 you get a tiny glimpse of his face

  • Dear God, I want that Mario figure!

  • C'mon Todd, it's obvious they recorded several different songs, cut them up, stuck them together and overlaid them with a migraine... also, I think I lost several IQ points listening to this song.

  • This 'song' is a cultural abomination. I can't believe this is popular. The music, if you can call it that, is just a random mish-mash of sounds. Not to mention the lyrics are some of the dumbest I've ever heard.

  • XD Super Mario

  • "Don't I make your earlobe freeze?"

    Didn't I buy you diamond earrings? (Ice is freezing... diamonds and ice in are synonyms in rap).

    Just wanted to clear that little bit up for anyone who actually cared...

  • @RomiEzzo I thought thats what it ment

  • The beat does sound like a horror circus beat, and not a good one like the Carnival Night Zone from Sonic 3 or something from an ICP song. It sounds like a Killer Clown is out to kill you, but is trying to make you go insane by listening to this before killing you.

  • Todd you should just wear the same getup you did in the Benzaie is a douche video, you know, where you looked like the Dread Pirate Roberts?

  • @garamonde I apologize, I got the video wrong, I meant the OTHER Benzaie video, the "tribute" video where everyone made fun of Benzaie.

  • Don't you dare and try to ruin Tears in Heaven!

  • Is it just me or does Mario look like a black version of Kevin Bacon from Hollow Man?

  • God damn it that clown scared the fuck out of me >.<

  • Thanx for clearin' up this dumb ass song for me.

    (Always watch on That Guy with the Glasses)

  • I think Gucci mane's badness is only equal to a rather obscure rapper named Wakka Flakka flame (not sure I even spelled that right.)

  • @psycotigerman It's spelled Waka Flocka Flame. That's a really dumb name.

  • @psycotigerman It's spelled Waka Flocka Flame. That's a really dumb name.

  • @psycotigerman Either way stupid rapper too.Well he isnt pop in most places.But figure in I'm in his Georgia he is sort of popular.

  • I think I agree, it's hidden avant-garde. We just cannot comprehend.

  • @tonygilbert73 If you could please get a firm grasp on the English language before the next time you approach a keyboard, that would be lovely.

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  • @tonygilbert73 "You don't want to see me pissed." You realize this is the internet and that person is potentially thousands of miles away right? And you couldn't tell from the thumbnail that this wasn't the song? Or the title?

  • @dxmagma

    It's no use, dude. Don't waste your time....

  • @tonygilbert73

    WOW!

    A review where the reviewer reviews the song?

    Impossible! Outrageous! Ludicrous!

    If you wanted to listen to the song, then you should have listened to the song, and not a review of the song. Also, the song is WRETCHED! Those snippets alone make me want to tear out my ears, burn them, and then slowly bleed to death, and yet you were LOOKING for the song?

    Also, may I just say, if you saw that this was a review, why didn't you just go back and watch something different?

  • @tonygilbert73 your really stupid

  • @tonygilbert73 You must not know what the word "review" means. Plus, if you get pissed because someone has an opinion that differs from yours, I feel sorry for you. Also, stop typing words in a random order.. it was hard to get a firm grasp on what you were actually trying to say, so sorry if I misinterpreted.

  • It sounds really creepy when he says "why would you want to break up"

  • OMG I totally agree with you. I wish I had a camera so I could do my own review. I saw you on that guy with the glasses, where I originally found you, but I never commented. But keep up the good work <3.

  • Ugh, I hate when all these hip hop songs just throw around the term 'love' around like it's nothing. Your videos (hip hops artists) are not about love! You just want to bang!

  • "Hip-Hop: Stop shouting 'OH!' Not every song needs a bunch of random guys shouting 'OH'!"

    You have just summarized what I've been thinking for my entire life.

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  • @ProfessorRJLupin *Cuts to Eric Clapton singing "Tears in Heaven"*

    Would you know my name

    If I saw you in Heaven

    OH!

    PS. I haven't been thinking this my entire life, but for the past few years, I've noticed the incredible usage of the phrase "OH!" in rap "music".

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  • ever since i saw this review i wanted to hear the real song, i did the only part i like is the hilarity i found in one of guest wimpy voice

  • I can't hear anything

    

  • loool. Everything that i ever seen in a model. hahaha

  • It really does sound like three guys wrote three different songs.

  • I hated this song the first time I heard it, its just incoherent, annoying, and just unpleasant. Although I'm incredibly biased since I hated almost every song that's been in the top 100 since 2000.

  • the more i hear this song the more i hate it. 

  • I was cleaning my ear at the time of listening to this (my ear was kind of bleeding) and guess what? THIS MADE IT WORSE. Does a tone deaf monkey work in music studios now? Is this REALLY what we've come to?

  • Calling this a song is giving it too much credit. It's a collection of random sounds thrown together to give the appearance of a song.

  • This song was my old roommate's wake up/ alarm song. It was a very horrifying year indeed.

  • This song is an insult to Mario.

  •  the horror, the HORROR.

  • Ohs? In MY Eric Clapton? It's more likely than you think.

  • Funnily enough, when I first tried watching this it actually paused right after you say 'pause'

  • This will probably sound really bad...

    But I like how your voice sounds when you're screaming.

  • about 8:45

    in my opinion, this song is actually catchy, but that doesn't mean i like it.

  • "Make your earlobe freeze" = buy her blingy earrings.

  • In addition to that shouting "Oh!" thing; you do NOT need to say everyone's name(s) at the beginning of the song!

    Unless you're just throwing in the towel and acknowledging that you're so generic that we can't tell the guy apart from every other guy.

  • I can take this beat and apply it to my hell which is having my nerves enhanced so everything is painful and by one hundred times. I am given a physique similar to a giant piece of Swiss cheese, it's 247 degrees and a hundred rabid Sonichus are trying to rape me and maul me at the same time. That is the image that came to mind while listening to this song it's that bad.

  • I can't stop watching this review! There's something satisfying about taking a club to the worst song ever!

  • You might be familiar but to me you're a Model

    Everything that I have ever seen in a Brothel.

    I think that would be more appropriate.

  • I'm gonna kill gucci

  • I haaaaate Guchi Mane. For one reason, the guys in my class keep saying his fucking name.  I'm pretty sure they're rapping his "songs". Trust me, say his name in the most annoying, I guess southern, fake black-type voice over and over, and you will go insane.

  • u mad?

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  • "Mario...Sean... And Gucci...? Oh God which one's which?"

    Whatchu tryin' t'say dogg? That all of us black people look alike? Actually I understand I can't tell them apart because of how they funking dress.

  • gucci is just a dirty south rapper where lots of poor quality beats poor lyrics and rappers with annoying voices get big bcuz the ppl don't know much more in terms of better artists in that genre kind of like nickelback fans I guess.

    the thing is usually dirty south (as in alabama mississipi etc) songs have some dumb dance to it since black ppl wana have the moves like us latinz lol. like soujla boi crank dat or 2step walk it out etc

  • @ChereraTaguato LMAO! Then I may start praying that Oklahoma nd Texas aren't part of the "Dirty South," because I am black as I was born in Tulsa, and resided there for eight years before moving to Texas where I spent 13 years, and I have seen black people just enjoy dirty south rappers and then some...

  • God, that beat is annoying, head splitting even.

  • @kittenluvable "Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick; bommmm, booom, bobommm bommm, bommm, boom, bo-bommm bommm! ;)

  • hell, I don't know if this song can freeze my earlobes, but it can freeze my brain lobes for sure.

  • honestly, is there people in this world that actually buys and LIKES this crappy noise that the industry calls 'music'?

    hell, if Beethoven ever listened to this crap and you told him 'that's music' he'd probably start to laugh (well, I am not saying that anything not-Beethoven is crap, but you get the point :P )

  • @Lamentus Yep, this is what we're being sold on to be "music." Genric lyrics, and mediocre instrumentals... If you feel like going insane I understand.

  • actually abt ur souljaboy remark. soulja boy stole gucci mane's style after he made money n started being even more abnoxious as a "rapper", gucci is just his own original bullshit

  • @pureindian407 **obnoxious

  • 2:49

    I actually jumped.

    lol

  • The Mario statue was awesome, but my ears hurt so bad from the song I couldn't make it to the end of the review. Sorry :(

  • I think that maybe the whole "earlobe freeze" line is supposed to be like him getting her diamond earrings or something. I don't quite know though, it's just a guess.

  • Man, this had great potential to be an awesome stalker song or a song of similar levels of creepy, but I get the feeling the artists genuinely think it's romantic. Sort of like Twilight when you think about it :D

  • @Klabammy This statement nearly killed me with laughter... Thanks Klablammy you gave me the appropriate song to listen to while reading Twilight for my "Final Verdict Video." Though if I think about it the combination of both might drive me insane. 

  • This is a song you listen to on acid.

  • Oh god that sex in the city reference just made me imagine T-pain, Snoop Dog, Eninem, and Lil Wayne around a table with martini glasses with Eninem giving monologue about sexy guys.

    Hmm...

    Well thanx for the horrifying nightmare.

  • @Gjkl345 LOLOL

  • @Gjkl345 And thanks for starting a series of yoai fanart.

  • @edzoologist2 I do what I can.

  • That song was so awful and painful to listen to it actually kept me from watching this review for a whole month because I didn't want to be subjected to it even though I new you were going to tear it a new one. I'm glad I finally steeled myself and sat through it though, great review.

  • OOOOO! :D just for u todd :)

  • sounds like dutch rap. glad i like metal. real, raw, unholy black metal.

  • One of the funniest bits is at 3:18-3:23

  • you've got a good sense of humor, man. I personally despise pop music but I still find this stuff funny

  • God this song's base is drumming in my skull. And it sounds like they are all going to stalk me until I get back with them. O_O That poor girl. It's an ugly sounding song.

  • Gucci Mane is Trash, I love rap, always have, always will and I reiterate, "GUCCI MANE IS TRASH,GARBAGE and an ABOMINATION to Hip Hop...just like Souljaboy

  • @Rexicity soulja is getting better. Not lying. Yes i do feel dirty saying that

  • @4dfqz Seems like he hooked up with Wiz Khalifa for tutoring purposes

  • @Rexicity had too cuz i'm never heard him sound that good

  • Mario looks kinda like Chris Rock. It's weirding me out.

  • "Make your earlobes freeze" isn't a sexual lyrics, it means buying a pair of diamond earrings.

  • The English speaking community is blessed with being able to understand only one Timati song and with Snoop in there to take the edge off. Hearing this reminded me of him so much: rhymes that either don't rhyme or rhyme on the SAME word and lyrics that are either incoherent oral diarrhea or give you a headache of rage.

  • I'm not 100% sure, but I think "make your earlobe freeze" is a reference to the "ice" that is "bling." In other words, giving her an expensive diamond earring (apparently only the one).

  • No Todd your just to smart for this song

  • Message from this song: If someone is leaving u, tell them "Why would you wanna leave me? I'll gave you name brand clothing" Because we all know that buying your girl nice things equal love, right?...

    Wrong!

  • I love how that drum beat sounds like they let a four year old loose on the drums and just recorded the little brat hitting the snare over and over and over and over like he's the Energizer Bunny.

  • This song is a absolute mess, I've never heard of it before until today.

  • I guess they just threw some unmatching samples from garageband together and voilà!

    Kinda like ushers "yeah", only those worked together. ;) (yes they're actually from garageband)

  • Music to go batshit insane by...This song in a nutshell.

  • hahaha i agree so much

  • god, I just want to hyper-extend my jaw and bite into my brain. The synthesizer sounds like it's having a seizure.

  • Can I just say you're Mario impression is awesome? xD

  • You know what this honestly sounds like?! It sounds like a joking parody of what untalented, square white rappers with no sense of beat allegedly sound like.

  • When I first heard this song, I wanted to shoot myself . It's that terrible.

  • Salvaged it from a CompUSA as it was going out of business.

  • So now that this song has made second worst song of 2009, do you want to take it. Is it on the worst songs of the DECADE list?  Of all time?

  • Yeah I'm with you in this one man, This song sounds so awkward the it'd feel just plain weird and stupid to try make a dance party out of it.

    What with the repetative "Lovin you Lovin you Lovin you When Im When Im Lovin you Lovin you!!!"

    I mean, it sounds so inconsistent, that I can't even barely describe it as a rap song or a pop R&B

    song. Like you said, it's like they had the wrong track of music on the wrong recording.

  • I commend you for putting yourself through absolute hell for our entertainment.

  • Just so you know, the rhyming pattern in that bit you didn't understand wasn't rhyming "model" with itself; it's rhyming "me" with "see." So it's actually a little clever, but I don't blame you for becoming biased against this song too much to notice; it still sucks!

  • Two terrible songs layered together terribly... hmm.... kind of like Charles Ives, only modern and, you know, shitty.

  • After going onto another video of yours, I realised that the intro with the piano was actually the song. Holy shit, it sounded like you were bashing the keys.

    In defense of the song... I can't think of anything. I can't even imagine stupid people liking this.

  • I personally think you shouldn't have used the Super Mario jokes: The song featured in your review was so bad, it couldn't have been fixed with video games.

    Review of song: 0/5

    review of your video: 4.8/5

  • "Oh god! Just leave it!"

  • Wow that was kind of harsh.............. Just kidding like where you were going

  • Based on your analysis, it seems like it's about the stages of a break up. Of course, I could just be unnecessarily reading too much into it

  • Not a bad defense, but honestly, I know what it really is: Three different people writing lyrics without consulting each other.

  • Then we'd have to add most of the recent collaborations on the radio to that list...which...yeah, you can probably finish that sentence yourself.

  • God, no kidding.

  • @ToddInTheShadows That, or they all wrote different lyrics, couldn't agree on any one collaboration, so just went with everything because they couldn't think of anything better.

    It truly sounds terrible. I hate rap as it is, but this is just painful.

  • They rhymed Model to...Model?

    I think I need to lie down.

  • They rhymed "me" to "see" actually.

  • Really good man, you've hit your stride. Keep 'em coming.

  • Content: good.

    Technical: You really need to check out your video with a pair of headphones on before you upload them. Whenever you're talking, the sound is completely concentrated in the left channel (except for some noise in the right). Really annoying to listen to.

  • I am aware, and will solve this problem in future videos.

  • I heard about you from the Transmission Awesome Podcast at TGWTG com.

    Your pretty good and you got a decent gimick going. Im going to subscribe and watch your other videos. Good luck!

  • Me too, I listened to Paw talking about you.

  • oh god i think i've lost my mind

  • and I thought action 52 was the worst thing in existence,anyway good review man.

  • Would you say this is as bad as Yes We Can by Made in Mexico?

  • Yes We Can was an ugly-sounding song, and not very good, but everything in it sounded like it belongs in the same song. It could even get stuck in your head, although you might not like it.

    This song, by contrast, is just cacophonic, has multiple parts going on at the same time that sound as though they belong in entirely different songs, and generally lacks a coherent melody.

  • Urk... You're right. This song gives serious whiplash. At least Yes We Can is only one flavor of terrible. This is three.

  • I totally saw that Mario joke coming. 8D

    Nice review man, but I have to second the left speaker problem. It might be my MacBook Pro, but I don't think so, unless uponangelwings is using the same kind of laptop.

  • @dude851884

    Thanks for the feedback: I think I've isolated the problem and I think I've got a fix on it, but it's a difficult one to deal with.

  • Dude, good review.

    there should be more people bashing the shitty hiphop/r&b songs that come out these days. whatever happened to the GOOD hiphop and r&b that you could make out to without getting a headache or vomit flashes?

  • @diggenz yea i admit there really bad but arent u forgetting that rap use to be about the struggle and overcoming shit. but the entertainment changed once certain rappers like 2pac and biggie influenced fuckin bitches n gettin money to buy expensive shit. so they jus sayin what most people in their communities wanna hear. easiest way to make money right next to sellin

  • @diggenz It died in 2002, when everyone started to be unoriginal.