I add something he can't say but, as a girl, I ALSO find those boys terribly ugly. Yeah, I know, that's just a detail... But hearing the music that gives you neausea instantly, the stupid macho lyrics AND all those close-ups with them and their lips so close to the camera... I swear, the first time I saw the video, my skin crawled and I almost puked.
I had never heard this before I first watched this review.
I wish I hadn't. This is the worst thing I ever heard. I could barely make out a rhythm...BARELY...and the sounds...dear lord...it's like they smashed their computer against a wall and went "WELP. GUESS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH." It's just...geh
Actually, Todd, the earlobes freeze part might mean something along the lines of: "Don't I buy you expensive earrings?" Ice = jewelry, I think, so ice would make your earlobes freeze.
And that is my only rebuttal. This song is awful, there is no amount of praying and crying that could save this.
@yuv7676 Oh, he's like Voldemort now; the mere mention of his name strikes a cold, fearful chill of all those who take rap music seriously. Can't say I blame ya.
This song makes me feel like I accidentally got trapped with those guys in a sterlized tile room, and I'm slowly going insane while those three are slowly walking up to me with knives. And they don't look angry as they want to kill me, they just look blankly ahead without emotion, but they're still gonna kill me. And there's no escape.
C'mon Todd, it's obvious they recorded several different songs, cut them up, stuck them together and overlaid them with a migraine... also, I think I lost several IQ points listening to this song.
This 'song' is a cultural abomination. I can't believe this is popular. The music, if you can call it that, is just a random mish-mash of sounds. Not to mention the lyrics are some of the dumbest I've ever heard.
The beat does sound like a horror circus beat, and not a good one like the Carnival Night Zone from Sonic 3 or something from an ICP song. It sounds like a Killer Clown is out to kill you, but is trying to make you go insane by listening to this before killing you.
@tonygilbert73 "You don't want to see me pissed." You realize this is the internet and that person is potentially thousands of miles away right? And you couldn't tell from the thumbnail that this wasn't the song? Or the title?
If you wanted to listen to the song, then you should have listened to the song, and not a review of the song. Also, the song is WRETCHED! Those snippets alone make me want to tear out my ears, burn them, and then slowly bleed to death, and yet you were LOOKING for the song?
Also, may I just say, if you saw that this was a review, why didn't you just go back and watch something different?
@tonygilbert73 You must not know what the word "review" means. Plus, if you get pissed because someone has an opinion that differs from yours, I feel sorry for you. Also, stop typing words in a random order.. it was hard to get a firm grasp on what you were actually trying to say, so sorry if I misinterpreted.
OMG I totally agree with you. I wish I had a camera so I could do my own review. I saw you on that guy with the glasses, where I originally found you, but I never commented. But keep up the good work <3.
Ugh, I hate when all these hip hop songs just throw around the term 'love' around like it's nothing. Your videos (hip hops artists) are not about love! You just want to bang!
0:48 Take off that jersey!!! You have no right to be associated with the 18th best football player of all time, named by the NFL, and one of the best Linebacker's of all time!!!
0:48 Take off that jersey!!! You have no right to be associated with the 18th best football player of all time, named by the NFL, and 2nd best Linebacker of all time!!!
I hated this song the first time I heard it, its just incoherent, annoying, and just unpleasant. Although I'm incredibly biased since I hated almost every song that's been in the top 100 since 2000.
I was cleaning my ear at the time of listening to this (my ear was kind of bleeding) and guess what? THIS MADE IT WORSE. Does a tone deaf monkey work in music studios now? Is this REALLY what we've come to?
I can take this beat and apply it to my hell which is having my nerves enhanced so everything is painful and by one hundred times. I am given a physique similar to a giant piece of Swiss cheese, it's 247 degrees and a hundred rabid Sonichus are trying to rape me and maul me at the same time. That is the image that came to mind while listening to this song it's that bad.
I haaaaate Guchi Mane. For one reason, the guys in my class keep saying his fucking name. I'm pretty sure they're rapping his "songs". Trust me, say his name in the most annoying, I guess southern, fake black-type voice over and over, and you will go insane.
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i think this dude can't find a decent job so he did anything for money ... which is why he tries to insult a hip hop song that obviously is made for people who often u slang .. so all i can really say is fuck you you can't even rap and to top that off i wish Gucci mane would fuck you up
gucci is just a dirty south rapper where lots of poor quality beats poor lyrics and rappers with annoying voices get big bcuz the ppl don't know much more in terms of better artists in that genre kind of like nickelback fans I guess.
the thing is usually dirty south (as in alabama mississipi etc) songs have some dumb dance to it since black ppl wana have the moves like us latinz lol. like soujla boi crank dat or 2step walk it out etc
@ChereraTaguato LMAO! Then I may start praying that Oklahoma nd Texas aren't part of the "Dirty South," because I am black as I was born in Tulsa, and resided there for eight years before moving to Texas where I spent 13 years, and I have seen black people just enjoy dirty south rappers and then some...
honestly, is there people in this world that actually buys and LIKES this crappy noise that the industry calls 'music'?
hell, if Beethoven ever listened to this crap and you told him 'that's music' he'd probably start to laugh (well, I am not saying that anything not-Beethoven is crap, but you get the point :P )
@Lamentus Yep, this is what we're being sold on to be "music." Genric lyrics, and mediocre instrumentals... If you feel like going insane I understand.
actually abt ur souljaboy remark. soulja boy stole gucci mane's style after he made money n started being even more abnoxious as a "rapper", gucci is just his own original bullshit
I think that maybe the whole "earlobe freeze" line is supposed to be like him getting her diamond earrings or something. I don't quite know though, it's just a guess.
Man, this had great potential to be an awesome stalker song or a song of similar levels of creepy, but I get the feeling the artists genuinely think it's romantic. Sort of like Twilight when you think about it :D
@Klabammy This statement nearly killed me with laughter... Thanks Klablammy you gave me the appropriate song to listen to while reading Twilight for my "Final Verdict Video." Though if I think about it the combination of both might drive me insane.
Oh god that sex in the city reference just made me imagine T-pain, Snoop Dog, Eninem, and Lil Wayne around a table with martini glasses with Eninem giving monologue about sexy guys.
That song was so awful and painful to listen to it actually kept me from watching this review for a whole month because I didn't want to be subjected to it even though I new you were going to tear it a new one. I'm glad I finally steeled myself and sat through it though, great review.
God this song's base is drumming in my skull. And it sounds like they are all going to stalk me until I get back with them. O_O That poor girl. It's an ugly sounding song.
Gucci Mane is Trash, I love rap, always have, always will and I reiterate, "GUCCI MANE IS TRASH,GARBAGE and an ABOMINATION to Hip Hop...just like Souljaboy
The English speaking community is blessed with being able to understand only one Timati song and with Snoop in there to take the edge off. Hearing this reminded me of him so much: rhymes that either don't rhyme or rhyme on the SAME word and lyrics that are either incoherent oral diarrhea or give you a headache of rage.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think "make your earlobe freeze" is a reference to the "ice" that is "bling." In other words, giving her an expensive diamond earring (apparently only the one).
Message from this song: If someone is leaving u, tell them "Why would you wanna leave me? I'll gave you name brand clothing" Because we all know that buying your girl nice things equal love, right?...
I love how that drum beat sounds like they let a four year old loose on the drums and just recorded the little brat hitting the snare over and over and over and over like he's the Energizer Bunny.
You know what this honestly sounds like?! It sounds like a joking parody of what untalented, square white rappers with no sense of beat allegedly sound like.
Just so you know, the rhyming pattern in that bit you didn't understand wasn't rhyming "model" with itself; it's rhyming "me" with "see." So it's actually a little clever, but I don't blame you for becoming biased against this song too much to notice; it still sucks!
After going onto another video of yours, I realised that the intro with the piano was actually the song. Holy shit, it sounded like you were bashing the keys.
In defense of the song... I can't think of anything. I can't even imagine stupid people liking this.
I personally think you shouldn't have used the Super Mario jokes: The song featured in your review was so bad, it couldn't have been fixed with video games.
@ToddInTheShadows That, or they all wrote different lyrics, couldn't agree on any one collaboration, so just went with everything because they couldn't think of anything better.
It truly sounds terrible. I hate rap as it is, but this is just painful.
Technical: You really need to check out your video with a pair of headphones on before you upload them. Whenever you're talking, the sound is completely concentrated in the left channel (except for some noise in the right). Really annoying to listen to.
Yes We Can was an ugly-sounding song, and not very good, but everything in it sounded like it belongs in the same song. It could even get stuck in your head, although you might not like it.
This song, by contrast, is just cacophonic, has multiple parts going on at the same time that sound as though they belong in entirely different songs, and generally lacks a coherent melody.
Nice review man, but I have to second the left speaker problem. It might be my MacBook Pro, but I don't think so, unless uponangelwings is using the same kind of laptop.
there should be more people bashing the shitty hiphop/r&b songs that come out these days. whatever happened to the GOOD hiphop and r&b that you could make out to without getting a headache or vomit flashes?
@diggenz yea i admit there really bad but arent u forgetting that rap use to be about the struggle and overcoming shit. but the entertainment changed once certain rappers like 2pac and biggie influenced fuckin bitches n gettin money to buy expensive shit. so they jus sayin what most people in their communities wanna hear. easiest way to make money right next to sellin
My crappy headphones make it so I can't hear the background music, and can barely hear the singers at points. But I can hear Todd perfectly fine.
Me gusta.
PointsofData 3 days ago
I add something he can't say but, as a girl, I ALSO find those boys terribly ugly. Yeah, I know, that's just a detail... But hearing the music that gives you neausea instantly, the stupid macho lyrics AND all those close-ups with them and their lips so close to the camera... I swear, the first time I saw the video, my skin crawled and I almost puked.
0lunoire1 5 days ago
I plead ignorance, what are those bottles of? All I can think of is some kind of over-sized perfume.
MorTymhestlog 4 weeks ago
@MorTymhestlog They're alcohol, some drinks look like that.
DrGnockerz 2 weeks ago
Great review, God awful song.
TeamCanadaluv 1 month ago
It sounds like they forgot to turn the click track off and were to high and/or inept to realise.
Kousaburo 2 months ago
I seriously, SERIOUSLY HATE this "song" (and I use that term loosely).......................how the hell did it get so popular?
philosophy75 2 months ago
I had never heard this before I first watched this review.
I wish I hadn't. This is the worst thing I ever heard. I could barely make out a rhythm...BARELY...and the sounds...dear lord...it's like they smashed their computer against a wall and went "WELP. GUESS THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH." It's just...geh
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Deliciousfruit233 3 months ago
i once had a dream that todd showed his face, but i forgot what it looked like as soon as i woke up. T-T
HondaCello4179 3 months ago
Actually, Todd, the earlobes freeze part might mean something along the lines of: "Don't I buy you expensive earrings?" Ice = jewelry, I think, so ice would make your earlobes freeze.
And that is my only rebuttal. This song is awful, there is no amount of praying and crying that could save this.
FrozenFireDuck 3 months ago
@FrozenFireDuck Over-reaching though D: It's like cockney rhyming slang but somehow worse.
MorTymhestlog 4 weeks ago
That, "Why would you wanna break up..." brings to mind pictures of Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill.
MissAngryGinger 3 months ago
That clown bit WILL give me nightmares.
Miggleish 4 months ago
this is the worst song i ever heard
its so bad its amazing
even worse then solj...solja...
yes worse then he whose name should not be spoken
yuv7676 4 months ago
@yuv7676 Oh, he's like Voldemort now; the mere mention of his name strikes a cold, fearful chill of all those who take rap music seriously. Can't say I blame ya.
KilldozerRocks 4 months ago
I'm going to have nightmares for weeks
WIlliamMunnyOutlaw 5 months ago
"Why you wanna break up?" Look at your teeth, dude... It looks like you eat shit covered gravel every day...
SurrenderToLola 5 months ago 2
I actually guessed the correct answer to "Finish the Rhyme"!!!
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Listening to this song makes me feel like I'm on a broken tilt-a-whirl with my creepy ex-boyfriend. I feel nauseous and scared.
stewieismyhomeboy 5 months ago 2
OH MY GOD! MARIO WAS BEHIND HIM AT 9:51 AFTER HE PUT HIM AWAY AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED AGAIN!! IT IS SATAN'S MUSIC!!!
SurrenderToLola 6 months ago
This song makes me feel like I accidentally got trapped with those guys in a sterlized tile room, and I'm slowly going insane while those three are slowly walking up to me with knives. And they don't look angry as they want to kill me, they just look blankly ahead without emotion, but they're still gonna kill me. And there's no escape.
PTp1ranha 6 months ago
You know this song DID appear in a rather distressing dream I had lately... I think that's rather telling.
LollipopNK 6 months ago 16
Sodomy of the mind!
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I can see why she wants to break up...
BollyBibby 7 months ago
This song has no notes.
tegolin 7 months ago
And just to add to the hilarity, Mario is wearing a red hat.
megaton666 7 months ago 8
they listen cuxz its hilarious
HORRoRFrEak4EvEr1 7 months ago
Is it me, or does thing song only have nine notes in total.
Sewblon 7 months ago
You know..I did not think it was possible for something to be worse than Friday...but...I-I think I was wrong...
ChaoticlyChaotic 7 months ago 50
1:17 you get a tiny glimpse of his face
Taraalcar 7 months ago
Dear God, I want that Mario figure!
ShadowClone1989 8 months ago
C'mon Todd, it's obvious they recorded several different songs, cut them up, stuck them together and overlaid them with a migraine... also, I think I lost several IQ points listening to this song.
AceKimiChan 8 months ago
This 'song' is a cultural abomination. I can't believe this is popular. The music, if you can call it that, is just a random mish-mash of sounds. Not to mention the lyrics are some of the dumbest I've ever heard.
SkorpTS 8 months ago
XD Super Mario
PTp1ranha 8 months ago
"Don't I make your earlobe freeze?"
Didn't I buy you diamond earrings? (Ice is freezing... diamonds and ice in are synonyms in rap).
Just wanted to clear that little bit up for anyone who actually cared...
RomiEzzo 8 months ago 6
@RomiEzzo I thought thats what it ment
Ophileagoesforaswim 8 months ago
The beat does sound like a horror circus beat, and not a good one like the Carnival Night Zone from Sonic 3 or something from an ICP song. It sounds like a Killer Clown is out to kill you, but is trying to make you go insane by listening to this before killing you.
DrGnockerz 8 months ago
Todd you should just wear the same getup you did in the Benzaie is a douche video, you know, where you looked like the Dread Pirate Roberts?
garamonde 9 months ago
@garamonde I apologize, I got the video wrong, I meant the OTHER Benzaie video, the "tribute" video where everyone made fun of Benzaie.
garamonde 9 months ago
Don't you dare and try to ruin Tears in Heaven!
pueblos0revolucion 9 months ago
Is it just me or does Mario look like a black version of Kevin Bacon from Hollow Man?
espltd12 10 months ago
God damn it that clown scared the fuck out of me >.<
DarthFennec 11 months ago
Thanx for clearin' up this dumb ass song for me.
(Always watch on That Guy with the Glasses)
29Texan 1 year ago
I think Gucci mane's badness is only equal to a rather obscure rapper named Wakka Flakka flame (not sure I even spelled that right.)
psycotigerman 1 year ago
@psycotigerman It's spelled Waka Flocka Flame. That's a really dumb name.
5196Tpffan 1 year ago
@psycotigerman It's spelled Waka Flocka Flame. That's a really dumb name.
5196Tpffan 1 year ago
@psycotigerman Either way stupid rapper too.Well he isnt pop in most places.But figure in I'm in his Georgia he is sort of popular.
psycotigerman 1 year ago
I think I agree, it's hidden avant-garde. We just cannot comprehend.
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tonygilbert73 1 year ago
@tonygilbert73 If you could please get a firm grasp on the English language before the next time you approach a keyboard, that would be lovely.
Gezora 1 year ago
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tonygilbert73 1 year ago
@tonygilbert73 "You don't want to see me pissed." You realize this is the internet and that person is potentially thousands of miles away right? And you couldn't tell from the thumbnail that this wasn't the song? Or the title?
dxmagma 1 year ago 5
@dxmagma
It's no use, dude. Don't waste your time....
29Texan 1 year ago
@tonygilbert73
WOW!
A review where the reviewer reviews the song?
Impossible! Outrageous! Ludicrous!
If you wanted to listen to the song, then you should have listened to the song, and not a review of the song. Also, the song is WRETCHED! Those snippets alone make me want to tear out my ears, burn them, and then slowly bleed to death, and yet you were LOOKING for the song?
Also, may I just say, if you saw that this was a review, why didn't you just go back and watch something different?
FunkyMonky1171 11 months ago
@tonygilbert73 your really stupid
photonman54 11 months ago
@tonygilbert73 You must not know what the word "review" means. Plus, if you get pissed because someone has an opinion that differs from yours, I feel sorry for you. Also, stop typing words in a random order.. it was hard to get a firm grasp on what you were actually trying to say, so sorry if I misinterpreted.
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tonygilbert73 1 year ago
It sounds really creepy when he says "why would you want to break up"
EpikMelody 1 year ago
OMG I totally agree with you. I wish I had a camera so I could do my own review. I saw you on that guy with the glasses, where I originally found you, but I never commented. But keep up the good work <3.
EpikMelody 1 year ago
Ugh, I hate when all these hip hop songs just throw around the term 'love' around like it's nothing. Your videos (hip hops artists) are not about love! You just want to bang!
DrGnockerz 1 year ago 6
"Hip-Hop: Stop shouting 'OH!' Not every song needs a bunch of random guys shouting 'OH'!"
You have just summarized what I've been thinking for my entire life.
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ProfessorRJLupin 1 year ago
@ProfessorRJLupin *Cuts to Eric Clapton singing "Tears in Heaven"*
Would you know my name
If I saw you in Heaven
OH!
PS. I haven't been thinking this my entire life, but for the past few years, I've noticed the incredible usage of the phrase "OH!" in rap "music".
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0:48 Take off that jersey!!! You have no right to be associated with the 18th best football player of all time, named by the NFL, and one of the best Linebacker's of all time!!!
SwiftTheFox15 1 year ago
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0:48 Take off that jersey!!! You have no right to be associated with the 18th best football player of all time, named by the NFL, and 2nd best Linebacker of all time!!!
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SwiftTheFox15 1 year ago
ever since i saw this review i wanted to hear the real song, i did the only part i like is the hilarity i found in one of guest wimpy voice
DylanIsAfraid 1 year ago
I can't hear anything
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
loool. Everything that i ever seen in a model. hahaha
0neManVVolfpack 1 year ago
It really does sound like three guys wrote three different songs.
xxPatheticEmoxx 1 year ago
I hated this song the first time I heard it, its just incoherent, annoying, and just unpleasant. Although I'm incredibly biased since I hated almost every song that's been in the top 100 since 2000.
Cazz814 1 year ago 3
the more i hear this song the more i hate it.
Skifan180 1 year ago
I was cleaning my ear at the time of listening to this (my ear was kind of bleeding) and guess what? THIS MADE IT WORSE. Does a tone deaf monkey work in music studios now? Is this REALLY what we've come to?
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
Calling this a song is giving it too much credit. It's a collection of random sounds thrown together to give the appearance of a song.
mdoherty9188 1 year ago 75
This song was my old roommate's wake up/ alarm song. It was a very horrifying year indeed.
ChaoticxShadows 1 year ago
This song is an insult to Mario.
Deliciousfruit233 1 year ago
the horror, the HORROR.
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
Ohs? In MY Eric Clapton? It's more likely than you think.
PlankofWood1 1 year ago
Funnily enough, when I first tried watching this it actually paused right after you say 'pause'
xt1me 1 year ago
This will probably sound really bad...
But I like how your voice sounds when you're screaming.
AiItSuMo 1 year ago 3
about 8:45
in my opinion, this song is actually catchy, but that doesn't mean i like it.
mdeans79 1 year ago
"Make your earlobe freeze" = buy her blingy earrings.
QueenAnime99 1 year ago 4
In addition to that shouting "Oh!" thing; you do NOT need to say everyone's name(s) at the beginning of the song!
Unless you're just throwing in the towel and acknowledging that you're so generic that we can't tell the guy apart from every other guy.
alex9033 1 year ago
I can take this beat and apply it to my hell which is having my nerves enhanced so everything is painful and by one hundred times. I am given a physique similar to a giant piece of Swiss cheese, it's 247 degrees and a hundred rabid Sonichus are trying to rape me and maul me at the same time. That is the image that came to mind while listening to this song it's that bad.
zyphron37 1 year ago
I can't stop watching this review! There's something satisfying about taking a club to the worst song ever!
Fawful5 1 year ago
You might be familiar but to me you're a Model
Everything that I have ever seen in a Brothel.
I think that would be more appropriate.
leonard267 1 year ago 6
I'm gonna kill gucci
darkmaster24i1 1 year ago
I haaaaate Guchi Mane. For one reason, the guys in my class keep saying his fucking name. I'm pretty sure they're rapping his "songs". Trust me, say his name in the most annoying, I guess southern, fake black-type voice over and over, and you will go insane.
pat4luigi13 1 year ago 4
u mad?
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TheVerybored777 1 year ago
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i think this dude can't find a decent job so he did anything for money ... which is why he tries to insult a hip hop song that obviously is made for people who often u slang .. so all i can really say is fuck you you can't even rap and to top that off i wish Gucci mane would fuck you up
heightz187 1 year ago
"Mario...Sean... And Gucci...? Oh God which one's which?"
Whatchu tryin' t'say dogg? That all of us black people look alike? Actually I understand I can't tell them apart because of how they funking dress.
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
gucci is just a dirty south rapper where lots of poor quality beats poor lyrics and rappers with annoying voices get big bcuz the ppl don't know much more in terms of better artists in that genre kind of like nickelback fans I guess.
the thing is usually dirty south (as in alabama mississipi etc) songs have some dumb dance to it since black ppl wana have the moves like us latinz lol. like soujla boi crank dat or 2step walk it out etc
ChereraTaguato 1 year ago
@ChereraTaguato LMAO! Then I may start praying that Oklahoma nd Texas aren't part of the "Dirty South," because I am black as I was born in Tulsa, and resided there for eight years before moving to Texas where I spent 13 years, and I have seen black people just enjoy dirty south rappers and then some...
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
God, that beat is annoying, head splitting even.
kittenluvable 1 year ago
@kittenluvable "Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick; bommmm, booom, bobommm bommm, bommm, boom, bo-bommm bommm! ;)
Fawful5 1 year ago
hell, I don't know if this song can freeze my earlobes, but it can freeze my brain lobes for sure.
Lamentus 1 year ago
honestly, is there people in this world that actually buys and LIKES this crappy noise that the industry calls 'music'?
hell, if Beethoven ever listened to this crap and you told him 'that's music' he'd probably start to laugh (well, I am not saying that anything not-Beethoven is crap, but you get the point :P )
Lamentus 1 year ago
@Lamentus Yep, this is what we're being sold on to be "music." Genric lyrics, and mediocre instrumentals... If you feel like going insane I understand.
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
actually abt ur souljaboy remark. soulja boy stole gucci mane's style after he made money n started being even more abnoxious as a "rapper", gucci is just his own original bullshit
pureindian407 1 year ago
@pureindian407 **obnoxious
pureindian407 1 year ago
2:49
I actually jumped.
lol
Geminilion100 1 year ago
The Mario statue was awesome, but my ears hurt so bad from the song I couldn't make it to the end of the review. Sorry :(
mr0myster 1 year ago
I think that maybe the whole "earlobe freeze" line is supposed to be like him getting her diamond earrings or something. I don't quite know though, it's just a guess.
Chloeraven 1 year ago
Man, this had great potential to be an awesome stalker song or a song of similar levels of creepy, but I get the feeling the artists genuinely think it's romantic. Sort of like Twilight when you think about it :D
Klabammy 1 year ago
@Klabammy This statement nearly killed me with laughter... Thanks Klablammy you gave me the appropriate song to listen to while reading Twilight for my "Final Verdict Video." Though if I think about it the combination of both might drive me insane.
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
This is a song you listen to on acid.
SuperSpringMan 1 year ago
Oh god that sex in the city reference just made me imagine T-pain, Snoop Dog, Eninem, and Lil Wayne around a table with martini glasses with Eninem giving monologue about sexy guys.
Hmm...
Well thanx for the horrifying nightmare.
Gjkl345 1 year ago 53
@Gjkl345 LOLOL
tubeuser2222 7 months ago
@Gjkl345 And thanks for starting a series of yoai fanart.
edzoologist2 7 months ago
@edzoologist2 I do what I can.
Gjkl345 7 months ago
That song was so awful and painful to listen to it actually kept me from watching this review for a whole month because I didn't want to be subjected to it even though I new you were going to tear it a new one. I'm glad I finally steeled myself and sat through it though, great review.
DrSixy 1 year ago
OOOOO! :D just for u todd :)
veryvickers 1 year ago
sounds like dutch rap. glad i like metal. real, raw, unholy black metal.
vikingskippen 1 year ago
One of the funniest bits is at 3:18-3:23
Xboxbob11 1 year ago
you've got a good sense of humor, man. I personally despise pop music but I still find this stuff funny
kristofor12345 1 year ago
God this song's base is drumming in my skull. And it sounds like they are all going to stalk me until I get back with them. O_O That poor girl. It's an ugly sounding song.
LaughterandCandy 1 year ago
Gucci Mane is Trash, I love rap, always have, always will and I reiterate, "GUCCI MANE IS TRASH,GARBAGE and an ABOMINATION to Hip Hop...just like Souljaboy
Rexicity 1 year ago
@Rexicity soulja is getting better. Not lying. Yes i do feel dirty saying that
4dfqz 1 year ago
@4dfqz Seems like he hooked up with Wiz Khalifa for tutoring purposes
Rexicity 1 year ago
@Rexicity had too cuz i'm never heard him sound that good
4dfqz 1 year ago
Mario looks kinda like Chris Rock. It's weirding me out.
HolidayBrick 1 year ago
"Make your earlobes freeze" isn't a sexual lyrics, it means buying a pair of diamond earrings.
JamX3K 1 year ago
The English speaking community is blessed with being able to understand only one Timati song and with Snoop in there to take the edge off. Hearing this reminded me of him so much: rhymes that either don't rhyme or rhyme on the SAME word and lyrics that are either incoherent oral diarrhea or give you a headache of rage.
ser6Ijvolk 1 year ago
I'm not 100% sure, but I think "make your earlobe freeze" is a reference to the "ice" that is "bling." In other words, giving her an expensive diamond earring (apparently only the one).
omgletmeinokay 1 year ago
No Todd your just to smart for this song
nightomen01 1 year ago
Message from this song: If someone is leaving u, tell them "Why would you wanna leave me? I'll gave you name brand clothing" Because we all know that buying your girl nice things equal love, right?...
Wrong!
KmegaDude 1 year ago
I love how that drum beat sounds like they let a four year old loose on the drums and just recorded the little brat hitting the snare over and over and over and over like he's the Energizer Bunny.
SatansBestBuddy1 1 year ago
This song is a absolute mess, I've never heard of it before until today.
krisko612 1 year ago
I guess they just threw some unmatching samples from garageband together and voilà!
Kinda like ushers "yeah", only those worked together. ;) (yes they're actually from garageband)
hanspeterpitsch 1 year ago
Music to go batshit insane by...This song in a nutshell.
MST3K86 1 year ago
hahaha i agree so much
TheDeadLegacy 2 years ago
god, I just want to hyper-extend my jaw and bite into my brain. The synthesizer sounds like it's having a seizure.
chofer09 2 years ago
Can I just say you're Mario impression is awesome? xD
PointsofData 2 years ago
You know what this honestly sounds like?! It sounds like a joking parody of what untalented, square white rappers with no sense of beat allegedly sound like.
Fawful5 2 years ago
When I first heard this song, I wanted to shoot myself . It's that terrible.
TDILOVER56789isback 2 years ago
Salvaged it from a CompUSA as it was going out of business.
ToddInTheShadows 2 years ago 22
So now that this song has made second worst song of 2009, do you want to take it. Is it on the worst songs of the DECADE list? Of all time?
Fawful5 2 years ago
Yeah I'm with you in this one man, This song sounds so awkward the it'd feel just plain weird and stupid to try make a dance party out of it.
What with the repetative "Lovin you Lovin you Lovin you When Im When Im Lovin you Lovin you!!!"
I mean, it sounds so inconsistent, that I can't even barely describe it as a rap song or a pop R&B
song. Like you said, it's like they had the wrong track of music on the wrong recording.
Vinny792 2 years ago
I commend you for putting yourself through absolute hell for our entertainment.
spanky1113 2 years ago 4
Just so you know, the rhyming pattern in that bit you didn't understand wasn't rhyming "model" with itself; it's rhyming "me" with "see." So it's actually a little clever, but I don't blame you for becoming biased against this song too much to notice; it still sucks!
Fawful5 2 years ago
Two terrible songs layered together terribly... hmm.... kind of like Charles Ives, only modern and, you know, shitty.
fryk000 2 years ago 2
After going onto another video of yours, I realised that the intro with the piano was actually the song. Holy shit, it sounded like you were bashing the keys.
In defense of the song... I can't think of anything. I can't even imagine stupid people liking this.
Entamrik 2 years ago
I personally think you shouldn't have used the Super Mario jokes: The song featured in your review was so bad, it couldn't have been fixed with video games.
Review of song: 0/5
review of your video: 4.8/5
DraculaMarth 2 years ago 4
"Oh god! Just leave it!"
chibicelchan 2 years ago 3
Wow that was kind of harsh.............. Just kidding like where you were going
CharlieAceHawk 2 years ago
Based on your analysis, it seems like it's about the stages of a break up. Of course, I could just be unnecessarily reading too much into it
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago 6
Not a bad defense, but honestly, I know what it really is: Three different people writing lyrics without consulting each other.
ToddInTheShadows 2 years ago 34
Then we'd have to add most of the recent collaborations on the radio to that list...which...yeah, you can probably finish that sentence yourself.
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 years ago
God, no kidding.
ToddInTheShadows 2 years ago
@ToddInTheShadows That, or they all wrote different lyrics, couldn't agree on any one collaboration, so just went with everything because they couldn't think of anything better.
It truly sounds terrible. I hate rap as it is, but this is just painful.
0TraciMarie0 1 year ago
They rhymed Model to...Model?
I think I need to lie down.
MisterFiend 2 years ago 5
They rhymed "me" to "see" actually.
Fawful5 2 years ago
Really good man, you've hit your stride. Keep 'em coming.
PANDAPANDAMADNESS 2 years ago 3
Content: good.
Technical: You really need to check out your video with a pair of headphones on before you upload them. Whenever you're talking, the sound is completely concentrated in the left channel (except for some noise in the right). Really annoying to listen to.
inf0phreak 2 years ago 3
I am aware, and will solve this problem in future videos.
ToddInTheShadows 2 years ago
I heard about you from the Transmission Awesome Podcast at TGWTG com.
Your pretty good and you got a decent gimick going. Im going to subscribe and watch your other videos. Good luck!
jnwestray78 2 years ago 3
Me too, I listened to Paw talking about you.
Vinny792 2 years ago
oh god i think i've lost my mind
starwarssith 2 years ago
and I thought action 52 was the worst thing in existence,anyway good review man.
cohdaigo 2 years ago 5
Would you say this is as bad as Yes We Can by Made in Mexico?
Mutough 2 years ago
Yes We Can was an ugly-sounding song, and not very good, but everything in it sounded like it belongs in the same song. It could even get stuck in your head, although you might not like it.
This song, by contrast, is just cacophonic, has multiple parts going on at the same time that sound as though they belong in entirely different songs, and generally lacks a coherent melody.
i010001 2 years ago
Urk... You're right. This song gives serious whiplash. At least Yes We Can is only one flavor of terrible. This is three.
Mutough 2 years ago
I totally saw that Mario joke coming. 8D
Nice review man, but I have to second the left speaker problem. It might be my MacBook Pro, but I don't think so, unless uponangelwings is using the same kind of laptop.
dude851884 2 years ago 3
@dude851884
Thanks for the feedback: I think I've isolated the problem and I think I've got a fix on it, but it's a difficult one to deal with.
ToddInTheShadows 2 years ago
Dude, good review.
there should be more people bashing the shitty hiphop/r&b songs that come out these days. whatever happened to the GOOD hiphop and r&b that you could make out to without getting a headache or vomit flashes?
diggenz 2 years ago 32
@diggenz yea i admit there really bad but arent u forgetting that rap use to be about the struggle and overcoming shit. but the entertainment changed once certain rappers like 2pac and biggie influenced fuckin bitches n gettin money to buy expensive shit. so they jus sayin what most people in their communities wanna hear. easiest way to make money right next to sellin
heightz187 1 year ago
@diggenz It died in 2002, when everyone started to be unoriginal.
mcg413 1 year ago