JIZZ IN MY HAIR!!

[123assfg]

hey that guy is the on from degrassi :)

[thestuffykindofstuff]

That is NASTY! Dude, Shane! What is that??? Yogurt?? I hope?

[crayoncrazz01]

no it looks like butter

[alice1234576]

lol

[kalani9991]

hey thats gay marco o3o

[modernjuliet247]

ur awesome and super cute

[MsSings1]

Was that butter?

[iturtlefrog23]

2:15 what every hater came here to see

[LuvSelenaGomez12345]

This is so gross but funny! My fav part is wen he's like I told u 2 aim 4 my tits! Lol!

[smosh6272]

fuck



[OneSecondMethod]

I couldn't watch it after he took it out of his hair. Oh God, I feel sick... I STILL LOVE YOU SHANE DAWSON!!

[xannx691]

that was weird i throw up

[milathewatergirl]

when i was in kindergarten or kindergarden or whatever i got new pants and in the parking lot of my school they fell down and everybody saw my my little pony underwear.

:C

[jennaynay99]

if you pull ANYTHING out of your hair and eat it, thats disgusting.

[chilleze100]

Was that guy one of the mail strippers in the one that turned you gay

[TheSarahtard]

how is that gross?

[rockangel9946]

lol hope it waznt real jizzzzzz :)

[thethingsihatemost]

the most embarrasing moment is when i step on a rock and moved my foot and it sounds like a fart :( or when my mother waz talking about my monthly gift :( screaming it!!

[thethingsihatemost]

dirty boy!!!

[iamtyrasbiggestfan]

That woman is a bitch

[JennyBamable]

This is the first shane vid I ever saw

[xXxXxxAiiJaii]

Im seeing peoples comments saying "ew" so i got a bucket ready, just i ncase i throw up :s

[taylorhertz1]

XD jk

[taylorhertz1]

Eww

[aimeraimee365]

she turned to me, thats when she said it, looked me dead in the face asked cash or credit and i JIZZED IN MY HAIR

lolwut?

[LetMeLive4eva]

My crush stepped on my dirty underwear in the LIVING ROOM when he was barefoot!!!!!!!!!!!!

[8recoil]

(o.o) gay

[Kotsiosmusic]

@8recoil ╭∩╮

[Rougemoviesandgames]

it could of been danruf

[KekeIrIsVaMp]

1,945people have jizz in their hair

[grandtheftautoIV2345]

No!! your just on your period.LOL

[natashaheart39]

i kind of gaged a lil wen u put it in ur mouth

[JadeMele777]

I like how he was Gay Marco and now he is just gay! lol

[GetraktnaLOL]

is that a wig?

[123mandarijn]

That Has To be AWkward For Her To say; semen, cum , man cock juice, Jizz ! all personal man things hahah

[Milkshake435]

SiaHua he said whole surgery i think.......

[SiaHua]

Did he just said he had BALL SURGERY?!

[WolffyGurl1999]

I LOVE your hair like this shane!! do it beacause its YOU!!! ;D

[zigyzoozoo]

he is relly gay

[GameingWithAmber]

I rely hope ur not gay, nah...O-o

[EngelYumi]

what sugery did u get?

[luigi6572]

My first shane dawson video is this, and at the time. i was 10.

[MalliMosh]

what surgery did you have

[ableappleautumn]

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSmileyface232]

:) God love you

[horo30]

What.

[AbbyWale11]

Has anyone heard of the song Jizz in my pants?

[SDeezysLover]

@AbbyWale11 Obvs?

[dymond590712]

@AbbyWale11 funniest song in the freakin WORLD!!!!!!!!

[xXxjoemanxXx]

@AbbyWale11 i think everyone has dumbass

[The4ssViolator]

@AbbyWale11 yes ?

[TheNikasabbather]

@AbbyWale11

I came from there xD

[JulieGoldVest]

@AbbyWale11 ..yes.. xD

[Tunerdude94]

That was fucking gross

[multifluffeetalks]

when i had a boner and the girl told

[brookiebetheangel]

I love it (: "PROVE IT!"

[helenjunko]

IM actually kinda hungry now...

IM NOT A WHORE!!!!!!

haha luv u shane XD

[macles87]

dont even think otherwise

[macles87]

this video is for cheeseball unicorn riders

[WinRunescape]

I.... threw..... up



[Alicia123Marie]

wtf his hair is curly

[SorayaTailleCrayon]

Your hair actually DOES look like crap. :3

[bonjourno180]

I was eating when i watched this.

[10wnu8]

@bonjourno180 Hell same.

[11Gabbe]

What did Shane say at 2:17??

[Catslovedogs2007]

@11Gabbe "dammit kassem,i told you to aim for my tits" haha but i'm not sure if that's right

[naereishee]

NO WONDER THAT GUY WAS EATING NUTS HE'S GAY LOL

[dancingcupcakesxx]

i love shane's old videos :3

[averyawesome111]

gag

[helenjunko]

@averyawesome111 were u trying to say fag??? that wud be a fail!! XD

[BEAUTiFULDREAMx3]

<3

[Gilc3tv]

i dont wanna go near anything white again

[AnimeGreenDay]

awwwww lol love u shane!!

[papatv45]

(Sike)

[papatv45]

I luv u to

[Bunnyface322]

EXACTLY 3 YEARS AGO!!

[RandomExclusive]

i accidently played 2 of ur vids t once and they both started with hey sorry guys my hair looks like shit...

[minecrafterfiene]

2:27 i feel you

[MegaADTV]

Wht why is kassemg so big he sucks

[killerangellovegood]

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweww I literally just barfed.......

[GleeRachel101]

WTF

[Misstwilover98]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHA LOL

[animeabsol20]

I saw my mom's car and I opened the door and it wasn't her and the lady in the car was like "what the crap are you doinh"

[TohruCakes]

Omg its Gay Marco :D

[ThreexDaysxofxMercy]

I personally like your natural hair (:

[baileywailey65]

actully 15 min ago

[TheBESTdayMerch]

Really good actress.

[StarJackie15]

what's the name of the song at the very end of the vid?:d

[crispykreamer]

Kassem goes: " God, I'm so gay... " lmao!!

[sexychick82063]

Thats the guy off digrassi part 1

[Starzshine123321]

DAMN IT KASSEM I TOLD YOU TO AIM FOR MY TITS!!!!!!!!!!!

[axonndude29]

i see shane dawson and i JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!

[OwowItsAnna]

OMG Kassem is sooo freakin Hottt!!! idk whyy but he is very good looking! :)

[1234sexyash]

@TheMaymay92 Doesnt it? xDDDDDDDDD

[TheMaymay92]

That jizz looked like butter... lmfao

[TheSourLemonz]

You hair looks awesome.

[MegaDev44]

EWWWw



[1234sexyash]

Omg o.o........

[NikkiDoggie22]

i love you too shane

[xxCrazzyBananaxx]

GAY MARCO!! haha

[abhinatorwillkillU]

i puked!

[Fendrear]

I would do your hair if u wanted me to but it's already awesome...

[AXEL7623534]

this vid was made in 2009 yet the last comment was 1 day ago

shane you are awesome

[mortemdrummer]

PREPOSTEROUS!!!!

[javagivanayourmama]

0_0 i felt like so awekward at the end, he looked like he put alot of emotion into that kiss =P jk shane ily (lab)

[Tvbashup]

Gay marco from digrassi :D

[hayleearceneaux25]

i was walking this while i was eating..:P

[mattnat100]

Ooo that wod be whean they pull my pants down in the mid of classroom

[maddywarren]

*god im so gay* :)

[TheRAWRingDuck]

This was the first Shane Dawson video I ever saw.. I was like O.O, but not I love him and his perverted humor XD

[pagerella11]

what type of surgery did you get i hate having surgery.

[musicVamp527]

Why'd he have surgery?

[rachaelbear6]

@musicVamp527 cuz when he was big loveable he loss so much weight on so little time he fucked up his insides so when he had the money he got surgery.

[musicVamp527]

@rachaelbear6 Oh man that's not fun. I'm glad he got to fix it though. :) Living like that couldn't have been easy. Fucked up insides well..they're fucked up.lol

[0oOSTFUOo0]

what kind of surgery did shane get o.O

[TheCrescendo80]

wtf your hair looks awesome in this vid,way better than the other hairdo (the justin bieber style)

[ImDusky11]

@greenpie891 lol! That happens to me all the time

[ExplodingBananas88]

What is the Station?

[CjEdwardEngle]

@ExplodingBananas88 youtube(.)com/thestation remove the parenthesis

[thelegendzlda]

is that butter????

[ThoseDanceGuys]

I was fucking with KassemG and he jizzed in my fucking hair when I told him to aim for my tits!

[Snicker117]

On Halloween I was at my grandmas house and I took a crap in her toilet. It wouldn't flush and I had to tell her about it. She won't let me flush her toilet when I'm there anymore.

[MrNightreap]

well yoy have nice hair it looks awsome

[olliezebra1]

what was your sergery

[xpudding3]

"Giant wad of man cock juice" AHAHA

[ThoseDanceGuys]

I love you shane

[Yoshibear1998]

... you shouldn't eat so many goodies" O.O

It's not the most embarrassing thing, but still pretty embarrassing for me.

[Yoshibear1998]

I have a lot of embarrassing moments. Mostly cause of my parents. Most embarrassing that I can remember... hmm... Ok, well, so just a little while ago my mom and I were at Stitches shopping (I'm from Canada) and I had to get jeans. So my mom gets me a pair of jeans to try on (skinny jeans, size 5) and they're too small. I look for a size 6 but all there are is size 5's and 7's. So I try on a size 7 and it's too big. And my mom says, loud enough for everyone in the changing rooms to hear "Maybe

[jadedjimmy]

What did he say at the end !?

[OpinionNotRequired]

@jadedjimmy you mean Kassem? he said "im so gay"

[MikiTorrento]

Okay... I'm bi and I find this disturbing... figure that out. XD

[aoihono]

Looks like Shane's not really a virgin after all! Haha! XD Just kidding.

[magicktrickz]

When I walked into the girls changing room on accident...not an accident

[blueblearybluffin88]

my embarrasing moment was i was at target but there was like 30 people there and it was really quiet and then my mom yelled across " CHYNA! DO YOU WANT SOME HELLO KITTY BRA'S AND PANTIES! WHAT SIZE BRA AND PANTIES DO YOU NEED SIZE 5 WOMENS PANTIES AND 36 A BRA!"Then i thought to my self way to embarres me ma... when she yelled to me about the bra/panty thing every body looked at my mom and me

[Gooplertog]

The time I crapped my pants in kindergarten...

[alwaysbekindful]

My most emberrasing moment was when i curled my bangs,i had to tie them to the side by clips cuz i had PE ..so 1 hour later,i took the clips off and my friend said''u look like elvis!!'' and some retarded guy said''hey elvis!whatcha doin here?'' and everyone was laughing at me and i got detention cuz of my hair...FUCK!

[Shannonocity]

When did Shane have surgery? 0.o

[hotstuff8756]

i fell asleep in class in the second grade and i was sleepwalking and in second grade we always put our chairs on our desks at the end of the day and we were moving to the carpet and i put my chair on my desk sleepwalking. true story not idding.

[chloekc2]

i like his hair in this :3 at the start :L



[helenjunko]

Oh shanes face when eating cum XDD

[romanjohn10]

its was butter

[Freaxoo]

Is that gay marco woooooow

[10V3AlWAY5]

Uhh u got some jizz in ur hair lol

[McCoy70240]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[tonetto03]

is that gay marco!!???

[BieberBubbles13]

Oh my gosh that was hilarious, love you Shane!(:

[dragonsandhorsesrock]

I said a really rasist joke in the getto of Philly

[817haloboy]

Is there a ps3 in the background no the right

[BunBo95]

0:00 - 1:05 i want my hair to look like that! :D why wont my hair be more messy? :[

[spottedpool109]

lol kassem always plays the gay one...

[Shlepfulness]

ew thats disgusting did you really at mayonase you sick bastard!!!!

[abbyactingbug]

What did you get surgery for?

[ImDusky11]

DAMN IT KASSEM, I TOLD YOU TO AIM FOR MY TITS! Best... Thing... Shane... Has... Ever... Said.

[greenpie891]

@ImDusky11 i know after that i laughed so hard and my mom come in to see why i was laughing and when she saw shane she just rolled her eyes and walked away

[popoo196]

hehehe

wtf mest up shit

[nedthnerdLOVER]

that was me yesterday! just kidding!!!

[littlemisslovebirdxx]

GAY MARCO!!!!!

[breeutiful12]

oh lisa that is the most perposteris thing that i h eva heard

ave

[TheKrustycrabpizza]

dat hair... lol i love it :)

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@CHECHEloveful IS Moby a famous dick? Haha jk! Love the story :)

[CHECHEloveful]

@ImmaEvilMonkey lol thank you :)

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@CHECHEloveful Is it true?

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@CHECHEloveful If I were your friend, then I'd be proud to have a friend to say that (no sarcasm)

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@CHECHEloveful Meaning, that don't be embarrassed that you said it haha I can be creepy sometimes XD

[MegaEminem01]

@CHECHEloveful dont worry bro/chick the two children with the mom who gave you the disgusted look and stormed off, will be someday watching good ol porn daily...and thats a gurantee..

[CHECHEloveful]

@MegaEminem01 lol.... ok and btw im a chick :)

[MegaEminem01]

@MegaEminem01 anyway what surgery did shane undergo?

[xXxCOOKIEATERxXx]

IT WAS BUTTER!!!



[qwertyalwayswins]

go 2 "Dirty Little Secret [send 2 a friend]" to see the surgery he's talking about thumbs up so people can see

[MrArmadillo85]

I think Kassem is turning into Gay Marco!!!!!!

[BigxShanexDawsonxFan]

That's hot. lol jm jm

[killercamro96]

lmao