Thy Rod, Thy Staff: Erections & Sin

[SkullForce4]

I'm a Christian (Albeit a Bad One) and i masturbate constantly. This is my Story. I jerk off to Porn of any kind (except gay porn) and have no shame. This dude obviously is a tool for the Church. Be free in your personal time my friends. It will set you free!

[starwarsfan117]

...was i just trolled?

[demonzrock666]

2:30 You preform a laying on of hands and cast out the demon seed on a "young fella"! You fucking sick pedophile!

[demonzrock666]

@demonzrock666 sorry i didnt know he was parodying. sorry he did a dam good job lol

[ShadyRealRap96]

WTF is this a joke?

dude, i fuck myself 2 times each day and i still alive, homie lol

[Adroitism]

I got an erection once. I immediately lopped my dick off with a sickle. BTW for all you people who still have dicks, MissHannahMinx, Your welcome.

[pugsly6338]

... this... is just... so wrong... on SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY levels...

[cihak101]

Im going to go fuck myself now asshole!!!

[WFFMswimmer13]

Lol he used a condo. Here and avibratr in another one....I think he s just a pedophile looking to molest young boys....he sits like that to hide his erection too

[hooooookary]

detailed description of the problem lmao

[AlphaWormJesus]

I'm going to sniff a dead animal to stop from jerking off?

[AlphaWormJesus]

What the fuck are you doing you worthless cunt?

[CABALCORE100]

Lol Glorifying God? XD Hail Satan! By the way you are an idiot.

[PopMami]

OMG LMAO this is terrible.

[thanksforthemessdick]

did he just invent the condom bookmark?

[mattakudesu]

this video totally deserves more views, this is just wayyy too hilarious.

[RetroLPer]

"Turn into a pillar of salt"

That was the funniest fucking analogy I have ever heard.

[BehindTheSystem]

Best trolling ever

[Christianlave]

Dier edwardcurrent tis vidao tauch me hart. Az a christian i can has a lod of sexual sin expiraenze. One day my dade cut off me "christian warriror" becuse i am massatrubated whiley watching me naiked syster in da shower. Thumbs up for epic confesionz <666.

May the power of ra keeps you always on the right pass of life.

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[DDPivots]

*facepalm* this is fucking ridiculous!

[RaybornButtercups]

I can't decide whether this guy is trolling

[SuperSly1337]

@RaybornButtercups He is. Good job for noticing you win free internet. :D

[RaybornButtercups]

"nasty thing"

What are you talking about? Are you 4 or something?

[realbojay]

"Inflict it upon their wives"

hahaha

[mijj22]

this better be a joke you fucking prick.

[GenevievesVindicated]

@mijj22 This is clearly in no way a sarcastic atheist using satire to mock one of the stupidest human ideas ever, and I'm Elivis. Ob-vi-ous-ly. ;)

[08Cheeseits]

@mijj22 lol wow

[mwmwmwmwmmdw]

i hope this video is a joke because if it isnt even christ is face-palming right now

[SalisburyBoy123]

144 People Are Hard-Core Christians.

[SacredJager]

@HappyDrunkDog Uuuuuh, it is a condom?

[Violka1987]

I wish I had someone who would inflict his erection on me :)

[CammehYaBams]

I shall be posting my video response this evening sharing my sentiments with you. It's been a difficult time for me. The other day, I lost a sock in the wash, and now there's a lonely sock out there, just like me. I feel alone. SO ALONE :'(

[roelran]

Why do you hate Christians so much? why do you feel the need to dedicate a youtube channel to teasing Christians?

[blackkakari]

@roelran Because Christians dedicate their time to brainwashing children, forcing their faith into law and preaching bigotry and intolerance. That's why he dedicated a channel to mocking them.

So now you know. Hope that helps. ; )

[roelran]

@blackkakari You obviously know very little of the whole idea of religion. "Throw fucking love thy neighbor out the window, we believe religion is built on hatred." That whole brainwash idea is a fucking lie, it does happen I'm sure, but it's not what I believe and it's not what many religious people believe in. I don't care what you believe, you still show people respect. I respect the fact that you don't believe in god, that's what you've concluded, but let others figure it out in peace.

[blackkakari]

@roelran I'm sorry. I more hate the belief than the believers. You're just the poor saps who got duped. I've seen so much cruelty in the name of God. And I've heard creationist "arguements". There's a reason the vast majority of scientists are atheists. Also, you can't pick and choose which parts of the Bibal are literal. It's all the same book, which contradicts itself often and tells people to do horrible things. Please, really listen to some atheist arguements. Skepticism is important.

[roelran]

@blackkakari It's not a problem, mate. I have too and it's disgusting, we're humans though, and not all bad is done in God's name. Yes, but I don't really see that as disproof of God. I agree, Religious folk can say some stupid shit. Those horrible things are mostly aimed at the Israelite and the jews, such as the stone your disobedient son part, but Jesus' death made those irrelevant. I do, skepticism is great so is science. I just believe in God. You can interpret the bible, though.

[CammehYaBams]

@blackkakari "I more hate the belief than the believers." - I totally agree with you. I was accused for being a racist because I said I dislike Islam, even though I have muslim friends who I get on perfectly well with. To me, if you dislike a religion because of the principles behind it, fine, but if you dislike the people because they have a certain religion without paying attention to any personality traits then you're a racist/sectarianist etc. I respect you :)

[Pisces31660]

@blackkakari wow you said that very well.

[blackkakari]

@Pisces31660 Thank you.

[Revolution2pointO]

@roelran Because its hilarious.

[xXlovemrowlXx]

@roelran i dont like christians because my (ex gay) cousin is a christian and he had to go to church camp. the councilers there acctually told him he would go to hell and when his mom found out she threatened to kick him out of the house. keep in mind that he is only fourteen. now he is constantly talking about jesus and how i will rot and die in the tribulations for my sins because i accepted him when he was gay.he is pretending that he is straight when we all know that baby boy is gay.

[roelran]

@xXlovemrowlXx That doesn't mean all Christians are like that, I don't understand why Christians believe that being gay is different from any other sin either. I'm sorry to hear your cousin has to go through that and I don't agree with his parents or the counselors.

[Pisces31660]

@roelran well let's face it..christians havent exactly been...well christ-like for about oooh 1700 yrs. so now in this century they are getting their just deserts for all the ignorance they have defended by being an obsticle of science by working hard at keeping other opressed whomever did not follow their made up laws via political legislation...past n present. its' called "karma" pardon the religious pun.

[Pisces31660]

Respond to this video... i say "Jesus save me.....from your followers" as Bill Wilson the Founder of AA said "to Christ i concede a great man, not to often followed by those who claim him".

[TheMatrix398]

Oh damn!! this was so fucking awesome!! ROFL,LMAOF !!

I could perform a laying of hands or cast the demons out !! goddamn where did you get this idea.And the Condom Page marker was DAMN!! HILLARIOUS !!

[silenthill123321]

oh damn i just got a stiffy

[ConnorHause]

Is that sin? I could have swore it was nitrous oxide. I disagree that it is wrong to pleasure yourself, but agree that sex should be kept in marriage.

[omnissient]

@ConnorHause prove it

[IoZaneoI]

Dude, listen to Doin' Your Mom. That's what I'm doing with your mom. ;)

[AjaCopeland1]

r u fucking serious , sex is the best

[GrandmasterBBC]

Oh man that one is over the top. No "man of the cloth" to lend a hand. I just about pisses my pants.

[boozechrist77]

I'm sinning while watching this. ;D

[demonkai930]

did anywon notice that this video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long and directed towards teens ? :p

[SiGhast]

Yo.

[Hopefulfilment]

THIS IS SO WRONG!!! Everybody knows only catholic priests are allowed to touch young boys!!!

[RawrItsJuul]

The penis doesnt erect because of muscles tightening..

Dumbass ><

[achtungcircus]

@RawrItsJuul

Oh Dog,

bulbospongiosus muscle

trabecular smooth muscle

ischiocavernosus muscle

dumbass, yourself.

[RawrItsJuul]

@achtungcircus I didnt say the penis didnt have muscles, i said it doesnt erect with the use of muscles. learn to read dipshit

[achtungcircus]

@RawrItsJuul Tumescence is primarily caused by the tightening of the trabecular smooth muscle, with some assistance from the bulbospongiosus and ischiocavernosus muscles.

Learn some biology, some anatomy, some physiology...

Dipshit, yourself.

[RawrItsJuul]

@achtungcircus It starts with the autonomic nervous system getting stimulated which causes the blood to flow to the erectile area, at that time your muscle does its job and widens the bloodvessles so the blood can flow in the corpora cavernosa easier, but it still doesnt cause the erection it assists it. Tumescence isnt caused by the tightening of those muscles the tightening is a concequence of the stimulation of nerves.

Dipshit, yourself to you too.

[RawrItsJuul]

lolwut

[ChariotOfFaith]

It says if it causes you to sin cut it off! GASPS!

[xINTENCITYx]

wow this is pretty damn funny

[bentheunicorn]

rba's are the devil's work.

[Sweet94ify]

E. C. out yo!

[SophieGizzy]

notice he sits on the chair like that to hide his erection

[Alienpelvis86]

2:32-2:42 pedophile moment lol

[HappyGuyxlii]

That balloon looked like a condom.

._.

[lokihel666]

@HappyGuyxlii it was...

[SkreetGil]

So funny! X..D

[seeqer66]

This is soooo disturbing. XD

[dragosword100]

its normal men stuff boner

[SkippyLeDoo]

You are a pedophile. Ill cast out the 'demon seed' with my own hand, thank you very much.

[NothingChild]

Nice balloon you got there :) lols

[TheMsKayTeee]

He said he helped he boy cum and had a Cloth doesn't that sound sinful?

[Alienpelvis86]

@TheMsKayTeee *facepalm.

[a2hunts]

this is a joke,right?

[rawrarwarwar]

i constantly have a tower in my pants, can u help meeee. gimee yo numbaa sexyy

[D119heavy]

using a condom as a page marker in the Bible -- Priceless

[Pisces31660]

@D119heavy LMAO that is indeed PRICELESS

[canesrule96]

Genius

[L00NGB00W]

Heh heh.

[MissLucyBoomer]

Awesome I love this video XD



[xxMidnightBonesxx]

EC OUT YOU ALL!

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

LAWL This is funny shit

[Eeellaan]

he gets turned on by zoo animal. hee hee

[Blobhobbit11]

Haaahaaahaha :P

[manathehouse]

HAHAHAHA! Dude, you just put a freakin' CONDOM in the Bible! I love it!

[alcantara06]

2:01 Fucking hilarious!!!!

[Pyroglyphikz]

Did anyone else notice that the text was throbbing?

[stantheman42069]

@Pyroglyphikz not till i read ur coment lmao

[Cubelarooso]

@Pyroglyphikz

That's not the only thing!

[CompactDisc7227]

@Pyroglyphikz

It is well known that this causes erections :)

[thrashedlife]

When he laid the condom inside the bible, I laughed so fucking hard.

[cloudeoneon]

i get it hes talking about boners

[NationOfStupid]

@cloudeoneon no duh captain obvious

[rock4p]

@MajorTwilightFan15 @umahuma4

I am well aware that this is satirical comedy; I wrote my comment purely for the plebeians that do not yet realise.

[rock4p]

Ok, a kid gets an erection. Then Edward Current lays his hands on them, then casts out the "demon seed", which requires him to use a hanky.

Is he a paedophile? Seriously, he needs to kept away from kids.

And he wants people to send him details of their erections, include size. This dude is f**ked up.

[MajorTwilightFan15]

@rock4p It's satire. He's joking, silly. :D

[umahuma4]

@rock4p hes not a christian, hes an athiest, this is a joke.

[LibertarianJiman]

When I was your age, just about anything would raise my cane... Pro wrestling, zoo animals...

...

SLASHER films!

[mike089367]

this guy is hilarious!!!! and gay....

[pbhs07]

the demon seed!!! lol

[Nimzomyth68]

lol

[temporaldisplacement]

"Sin can flow into your ....Jeziah."

.......his bible had spermicide in it now. 8o

[TheDudeWizSungalsses]

@ 2:00 <----- EPIC XD XD XD XD XD

[onemanarmy34]

rolf

[CastleandRook]

until i realized his stuff was comedy, i thought he was douche bag..now i think he is my new hero lol

[dahly0119]

i WONT pray for you

[kb340]

@dahly0119 But God loves everyone.... Shouldn't you?

[lardo444]

@dahly0119 dont pray for me either.

[dstachon2002]

.."throbbing vessel of pure, pure sin" ....good shit edward. you rock.

[trey777able]

ew he said he lays his hand upon it,haha=)funny shit but kind of creepy that he looks at boys boners

[marcus8954]

dude your gonna get herpes dont put your mouth on a condom you found on the street!

[perrofrio]

"Ask Mrs. Current," haha, this guy is hilarious!

[TomSpitzy]

Love your vids, but this one was kind of fucked up.

[BreakRightIntoHeaven]

All the time (Yo!)

You're a fucking King XD

[AmazingLadyy13]

Lololol he uses the condom as a book mark.

[cjyounggg]

Lol read his channel description. He isn't a jesus freak. He's a Comedian.

[HeyJamesTV]

Now, I'm thinking this is a joke, but I'm not quite sure...

[PremusRed]

Actually, random erections with teens going through puberty is perfectly natural.

This is actually ridiculous. Trying to make people feel guilty for their natural bodily functions.

[halabalo195]

@PremusRed it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke

[ShavedKnuckle]

PremusRed, You sir, are an idiot.

[ambertastic420]

@PremusRed

it's a poke at how the bible makes christians feel guilty for natural bodily functions and wants. or at least it's supposed to. duh!

[0mikr0n]

Mary was a ho.

[darkdestiny0002]

God forgive me for i have sinned...

MANY TIMES!

[darkhorse11100]

throbbing vessel hahahaha i know its childish but come on. Its funny haha

[ChasmChaos]

Amazing! :P

[ifuliki]

So the cure for a stiffie is a stiff. I must get one for my teenage son. He'll have to keep it under his bed. I don't want it in the living room.

Aled

[Eeellaan]

this is so funny! "Yo" HAHAHAHA and whats up with the cap? xD

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

i hate condoms, they are the atheist equivalent of a burka

[canesrule96]

Well I hate kids

[Acrimonator]

Don't worry, you'll grow up and eventually grow some sense of humor to... ^^

[ifuliki]

@Acrimonator

Let's hope so but its not guaranteed

Aled

[canesrule96]

Does that affend you?

Wow!

And I hope you're younger than 13

because it should be "before" not "be for"

big difference

[FATMIKED5183]

@AnEProGamers, Kids like you make me not want to bring kids into this world,so they don't have to deal with you.You have problems.2 problems.Mommy,& Daddy.

[darkdestiny0002]

@AnEProGamers

Your too young to be on youtube

[Siv428]

This is funny stuff... LMAO

[PlanetoftheAtheists]

does god a have a penis?

[canesrule96]

According to funamentalist Christians

god has a righteous and holy penis

[runnysmokey0304]

Well, Christians say "HIM" a lot, so yes.

That would also mean he has reproductive organs, but he probably never used it.

[darkdestiny0002]

@PlanetoftheAtheists

Well he did get Jesus mom pregnant but she didn't

Lose her virginity...

He most be real small...

[AnEProGamers]

lol!

[SAHBfan]

Will people stop posting comments saying Edward's vids are Satire?

Anyone who can't see this for themsleves deserves to be laughed at & you are spoiling the fun.... ^_^

Do you sit in the audience watching comics shouting, "you're joking, right? This is a joke, isn't it? Isn't it a joke? Hey everybody, it's ok, he's only joking!"

Laughing at these clowns is the best bit. The worst is realising that many of them are, or soon will be, old enough to vote.

Now that is scary...

[corotor12345]

@SAHBfan

LOL brilliant. "The worst is realizing that many of them are, or soon will be, old enough to vote. Now that is scary..." Absolutely true dude.

[senorbacjan2]

he used the condon for protec the bible yea  the bible will no hurt to no one again :)

[Staldren]

2:00 ROFL! omg that's got to be one of the best moments ever xD

[danononian]

so does that mean hes gonna molest us or

[drewmiller420]

Very, very funny sir. BRAVO!

In my opinion Mr. Current you should be writing / acting for The Onion. You are just that talented.

Many thanks for all your time and effort you put into this, it is very much appreciated!

[onemanjazzfuneral]

he should do a sequel vid and in the second one hold a copy of the ''rappin' with jesus'' bible version.....that would be the only thing that could make it even funnier

[st1tcount]

How the fuck did I miss this? OH MY GOD Edward this is fucking hilarious. P.S. using the condom as a bible bookmark...tsk tsk tsk, I pity that poor condom.

[termanedieter11]

The pulsing fonts....

XD

[JustOneLastQuestion]

I do believe my boner is natural, and if you don't think so you can suck it you fucking christian prick

[Matthus8888]

@JustOneLastQuestion

It's a satire

[ChocolatePoop1301]

it's satire, dumb shit

[sexybear979]

yo i jesiah'd all over yur moms face last night

[poniesinashed]

@unpopulardorkz You've been saying that for nearly 2000 years.

[ZalaBirdGod]

Holy Shit!

[Danovio]

hahahaha the condom part, fucking gold!!

[Jordanm5150]

@ danovio and after all that its a bible bookmark