Theory, Fact, or Fiction?

[TheOverbrain]

At 2:59 I've started to worry if it will turn out to be molestation PSA.

[MisterTutor2010]

This is hysterical.

[woodywdpckr]

guys

this wasn't a parody

[LikaLaruku]

"The Dinosaurs never made it onto the arc. Drowned, before Jesus Christ could save them." lol.

[TechnicallyTechnical]

The sad part is it's difficult to tell this satire and religious types apart.

[CommanderSquidlet]

Awesome parody was awesome. :D

I hope you don't mind my picking nits, but it says that the righteous will ascend to Heaven in 1 Corinthians 15, not in Revelation. The only ones who go to Heaven in Revelation are the martyrs, and that only lasts until YHWH comes down in his shiny new Jerusalem to rule on Earth forever.

[PadawanCheyenne]

Very clever!!

[viicISrotcib]

This makes me angry.

[randomsrvapps]

lol just like my uncle a fucking IDiot

[LexiePersonForever]

'haven't they read the bible?'

haven't you gone through 8th grade? xD

[uewVumopVapIsVdn]

what the FUNK!?!?!?!?

[richardshort2001]

How did I never see this before? Hilarious.

[rammstein67350]

The french word for catapult is ... catapulte.

And a trébuchet is a trébuchet.

[shotwench2210]

I cannot stop giggling. The worst is, people actually think this way.

[ohad157]

7:15 is the greatest scene in the history of film making.

EVER!!!!!!

[SRN0va]

People actually think and feel this way.

[themadhatter8888]

Oh it is sad that we are in 21 century and the world is full of blind, ignorant people. Pretty funny parody thou... they sound really retarded. It is a bit sweet evene :)

[Amyler00]

@HODthunderwolf Parody, mate. Parody.

[Ekmec]

... What the heck did I just watch?

[wineandcry]

Excuse me while I clear my throat! This is completely idiotic, there is no way ANY Church would let this crap through. Seriously. This is why you don't mix science and religion. So what did we learn boys and girls? Apples are evil and there is no such thing as gravity.  Please delete this video!

[cocopuff239]

(2/2)

that most ppl didnt think that would happen meaing there are so many undiscovered things like the gravitino or w.e. the particles name is lol and for the magnet they talked about thats electromagnetiSm this Vid just makes me want to shoot my self i can't even imagin what happened ti the director of this he probably said "what have i created, an abomination!" then bang he shot him self

[Amyler00]

@cocopuff239 Actually, they propably laughed. You know, having made such a fine parody of the fallacies within other arguements. You know, this being satire.

[cocopuff239]

(1/2)

im gonna go commit suicide i dont think i can live after watching that!! gravity particles have not bein comfirmed cuz we havent found them and just like light photons do both wave and is a particle so some say what does light wave in a vacuum well no one knows but then look at the casimer effect (sry for the spelling) when u bring 2 neutral metal plates together without touching u get random particles appearing and disappearing and we Wouldve never guessed that would happen my point is

[TheUser10110]

how did moses part the red sea? he didnt.

how did jesus walk on water? he didnt.

how do planes fly? magic invisible flying monkey hold them up lol

this cant be serious surely

[ImtheTroubleIn421]

was that video fucking serious? HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[etatauri]

lol can't decide if this was really funny or really scary

[olli19800]

that guy withthe glasses is boning that guys mom

[olli19800]

only a retard would think this is enlightning lol hahahha creation... apple..

[rba718]

intelligent falling lol

[rutgerprins]

Irrefutable!! We already know The Grand Unified Theory! It's Gods will!!

[rutgerprins]

/sarcasm

[avaeliuss]

All praise Jesus Christ! I would like to see some Athiests watch this video and then try to respond with their intelligence! Let's spread the word around and start getting people to watch this video, i bet Richard Dawkins will even be stumped and then we'll really show em!

[PoliomanGamer]

you are stupid, you are so stupid that you didn't realized that this is COMEDY.

[PoliomanGamer]

or you just happen to be sarcastic

[avaeliuss]

U guys suck. :P

[mvertigo16]

"but it's still there, sticking to your truck, supporting our troops."

[desertedcities]

This is great. The last three minutes are the best.

[testament]

cough drop looks like a crack head

[MikeDynamo]

This is great. Even the church name is made up! These guys are thorough!

Hilarious stuff if you get the joke

[TheGodsEnvyUs]

intelligent pulling lmao.

[HenryLea]

great work of the devil, 5 stars

[xenitro]

Ok it is probably sarcasm, but I've seen some serious ID/young earth arguments here on youtube that makes it hard to separate what's sarcasm and what's not.

[AshNekoBoy]

i doubt this is sarcasm, these people CAN be this dumb

[GoblinXXX]

It's a parody, but you have a point.  It's awfully hard to parody people who would argue that Noah's flood, for instance, actually happened.

[nidodson]

Well, there is a noticeable difference, they have proven in this video that they actually understand the science... Creationists just can't even begin to understand it because they are too ignorant.

My girlfriend actually just sent me a screen shot of a website where someone was talking about how people are being brainwashed by science and everything, and yeah... it is a sad world...

[xenitro]

Ok, they act like they are retarded or something, is this on purpose to make the sarcasm obvious? the ridiculous arguments etc...

But on the other hand, its created by a church community? i dont get it, are they mocking young earth believers or is this serious? ... i'm confused :/

[HenryLea]

"they act like they are retarded or something, is this on purpose?"

well der...

"But on the other hand, its created by a church community?"

No it's not, that website doesn't work, there is no other and think about it, a church community called Jollyville?

[GnizLoco]

Nice

[gldjmp]

this is awesome! It gave me inspiration to stand up for what I believe in.

[hkkorly]

Holy...

fucking...

shit.

Funniest video I've seen all month.

[moonseolnyeo]

Hilarious!! "The Theory of Gravity is really old, but they don't even know if it's a particle or a wave."

[martinorozco]

what a fuck was that?

[bootsielon]

Just for the record, it would be believable to think creationists are as stupid as to create a video like this to promote ID, even if it's a parody.

[bootsielon]

Worst acting ever. Was it that easy to brainwash people into believing in creationist bullshit?

[AlexParky]

This is brilliant.

[genewitch]

Gravity lol

seconded black guy's shirt is funny.

And julie... hmmm what's her phone number? :-D

[kingfire15]

I love the american flag church at the begining. genius. I also love the black character who actually wears his catch-phrase on his shirt. Very funny.

[dirksucks]

I can't tell if this video is a joke or not. If it isn't, this is pretty disturbing. If it is, it just isn't funny. Either way, a waste of time.

[SevereRepugnance]

Very clever, well made. Kudos.

[URAGR8M8]

Evilution isnt tru, i aked my prest and hei sad that "omg liek eviluton iz note evin proved by scence!!!!" And it is true lik gravty and athism. Grvity cannnt by provend becuse gpd contrls the wold and aso atheissm is nite true becuse i aksed myu preist an d he sayed that 'OMG LIEK athism ais abot worsiping satan!!!"

[xenitro]

rofl

[p1gnone]

Xian simpletons. Gravity theory is not old, current. Never "invented" always applicable.

What you describe is the equilibrium of forces, gravity being only one of them. You guys are way under-scienced!

[Michaelthebassman]

As a Christian, I have to say that this is the stupidest video I've ever seen. Are you guys actually trying to make religion look stupid?

[PattiSchmidt]

boooooooohh!! Do not use the capital c on christian. By the way Jesus certainly had more sense of humor than you.

[Michaelthebassman]

Don't use the capital c in Christian?

[PattiSchmidt]

Capitalization is writing a word with its first letter as a majuscule and the remaining letters in minuscules. Using it in christian is arrogant to God. I mean your god cause I don't have any.

[TheJollyReprobate]

The capitalization of Christian in written English is not religious. In English we capitalize proper names and adjectives made from proper names. "Christian" is the adjective form of the job title "Christ."

[PattiSchmidt]

Thank you Jolly and my apologies to Michaelthebassman. Hey I'm a frenchspeaking Atheist from upnorth Quebec and the grammar ain't the same in French. Grammar rules!!

[danojohnson]

Welcome to the fellowship of Jollyville Tri-County Community Church of Christ, keeping the heartland safe from contraception and Darwin since 1999!

[mdwierd]

That's ok!

[ayk1987]

You don't capitalize atheist.

[PattiSchmidt]

Grammar evolves. Best example for that is the Web itself... Don't you get it? I capitalized Atheist on purpose. But it could be from the no-god entity ATH. Who knows? Hail to ATH!!!

[coolgeek101]

i think they are!

[TheJollyReprobate]

Personally, I would never do anything to make religion look stupid. Religion doesn't need any help at that from me.

[luckyjohn19]

Oh, come on; it's fun to make fun of funny people who still need their security blankets. Some of us grow up and realise Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Jesus, Satan, et al are beings created by controllers to keep flocks under control. Other more gullible people just keep on believing in fairy stories because the fragile child within needs courage to let go. Some are not as brave or trusting of themselves as we free people who have thought this thing through logically.

[Mozza314]

A christian thinking this video is stupid? Wow! I never would have guessed.

[mdwierd]

btw, I sent this comment before I saw the whole thing.

It's still retarded.

[dbhaley]

Give your favorite quote!

"Haven't they read their bible? The most peer-reviewed journal, ever?"

[schrodcat]

NOW!

that's E-X-A-C-T-L-Y what I'm talking about!

LOL LOL

The girl there, with the tear on the eye, oh boy, how do women do that?

Must be a kind of intelligent crying.

You rule!

[smartz100]

It tok me a sec to see the satire. But the holy spirit came to me and all was clear.... LOL

It even looks like the crappy Sunday school shit they make.

[Newton30]

This is great satire. This shows that there's a good reason why religious nuts cannot accept the simple science of evolution: They're too stupid to understand it.

[danojohnson]

Thanks, Newton!  A lot of people are indeed too stupid to understand God's miracle of Intelligent Pulling!

[TheOriginalLeePierce]

that was pretty good. reminded me somewhat of moral orel.

[onehandraisinbransam]

shows how completely retarded religion makes people!

[danojohnson]

We prefer to think of ourselves as 'sin disabled' actually. Praise Him!

[stevenhicks604]

I NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO STUPID.

[NationUnderEducation]

I couldn`t laught. Americans are really that dumb. This ewas merely some reality show.

[BigSleep666]

Wirklich? Sie denken wirklich das?

Leibe,

Julie

[friendofdarwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Great video, I loved it.

[k9lionheart]

this is without a doubt the stupidest thing I have seen in my life.

[karmazach]

There is no way anyone is this fucking STUPID! Just because something is not in the Bible dose mean we should throw it out. The Bible is "NOT" a "SCIENCE" text, but rather a spiritual one. This video is an insult to both Science and the Holy Bible.

[danojohnson]

Drop a nickel in the swear jar, Mister! God forgives you. He made you special spiritually and scientifikally. Youth Pastor Harry likes to always say, "You can't spell conscience without science! And to me, that spells 'Praise HIM!"

[luckyjohn19]

It's not an insult to science ya fucking STUPID. How the fuck can you insult gravity. Ya think it's gonna get the shits and go on strike? Jesus H Fucking Christ. As for insulting a fucking book. It's a book. D'ya think it's gonna go blank? JK Rolling didn't get all antsy after xians insulted her Harry Potter book. At least her books had some fun. That holy book of yours is filled with doom, gloom, murder, mayhem, torture and absolute crap all in the name of a god called Jealous.

[krayzgerman]

This was boring, also no fruit.

[dadinboo]

This is fucking funny as hell.Jollyville Tri-County Community Church of Christ rules!

[kolosouzas]

thats hilarious!! it made my day :P

[gambla153]

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>LOL>LOL­>LOL>OL>OLOL> DANO YOUR A FUCKING MORON HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.... sorry

[CharlieBBoy12345]

Poor guy, I think he's onto something. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster have been arguing for Intelligent Falling and against the evil theory of Gravity for some time.

[HelmetTube]

a bad case of the embarrasments:)

absolutely embarrassing.

what a helmet!

[Chris25698]

Actually kind of funny. That stupid speech of how airplanes and magnets disprove gravity. My favorite party was when that guy claimed the Dinosaurs drowned after not getting on Noah's Ark. No wonder thinking people drift away from religion.

[acme181169]

Oh no, you've shaken my value system to the core!! your stunning presentation of the facts has made me realize how wrong i've been, shit i'd better go to church on sunday or saturday! Oh shit just one question which god should i blindly worship, i'd like one with really entertaining truths please that does'nt impact to much on my lifestyle, you know, open to any interpretation that suits me and my mood. Please send suggestions to:-

I'm an Iritrievable Idiot but God loves me

Box 666

[danojohnson]

God does love you. Please consider joining us at the Jollyville Tri-County Community Church of Christ. Youth Pastor Harry is planning a very entertaining puppet show about Sodom & Gommorah for this Sunday. Kids get in free with their own pillar of salt.

[Thunderf00t]

LMAO 'Sodom & Gommorah puppet show' -sweet! Im there!

-thats ofcourse if the intelligent pulling allows me!

Jollyville Tri-County Community Church of Christ 4-ever!

[Bekll]

It's scary that there are people out there who may think like that.

O.O

*runs away from the ignorant*

[danojohnson]

Jesus is the only cure for :S - cuz the S stands for Satan

[WERTY1112]

What this vid soppost to be about?

[danojohnson]

It soppost to be 'bowt intellijent pulling.

[WERTY1112]

What does that mean? Is it ironi for or against science and the bible?

[danojohnson]

Definitely ironi for science and the bible.

[WERTY1112]

both of em?... uum no wonder i got a little :S

[Chumpsky]

Not only is this funny, but I found it strangely relaxing. Yes, by the second minute I was lulled into a trance, broken only by my loud guffaws. Five stars up!