Best prank call - Kiwi makes an Aussie cry...

[lilyeve222]

Aussies & Kiwi's have the best humour I've ever seen, such awesome, vibrant, smart, witty people. greetings from London, UK.

[nikchelle]

pwned

[kirstyre]

I feel so badly for him!!!! Aww!

[zCoreyB]

Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm Australian and this is funny as fuck

[PooPusher007]

"I'm small, I'm tiny ah... I'll die in jail" you won't have a small asshole for long in jail with a limp wristed attitude like that

[WelshFanaticxoxo]

HILARIOUS :)

[ji4tt]

divorce that bitch:)

[scaranesian]

Wanganui was on Reno 911, well the "mayor" lol

[xOHoodstaaOx]

good old kiwi humour :)

[YBBAGABBY]

wow, people need to take a joke... it's funny as! :D

[tommypk86]

haha owned.

dunno why people are raging, i think Aussies and Kiwis have the best humor in the world and i've done allot of traveling.

[ae92trueno]

why do you people have no sense of humour?? this shit is funny as hell, need to lighten up a wee bit

[xOHoodstaaOx]

@ae92trueno exactly :) haha it was fcukin hilarious

[musiclegend1000]

You wouldn't fucking put someone in jail for a couple of weeks...come on :| The poor guy broke down

[mykenwood830]

I would divorce that stupid bitch and if you listen to her voice at the end

you can tell she knows that shes in deep crap.

[imasinnerimasaint]

That is totally not funny.

[Petey8z]

extradite* not deport

[MyNamezSlimShady]

does i go to jail.....im tiny im little.....oooo holyfuck so funny man

[iamreverieg]

i hope he divorced that fucker kelly

[bobcooper31]

I would like to see if the DJ prick could appreciate the humour if I keyed his car because that's what I'd do if he did the same thing to any of my friends

[FamousMovieScenes]

This isn't funny it's not fair.

[rhianshephard]

Hahaha!!! So funny... The radio guy sounded soooo kiwi, how could he even fall for that??! Lol

[The535clarkey]

That's unusual, a kiwi wanting to come back to new zealand. They all move and live in Australia.

[cloudyfilly1]

"it's okay we'll put you in a separate cell to all the murders and that" :L

[1dbang]

lmao i remember being at work yrs bk listening 2 this!! hahaaaaa

[vEkliipze]

Fuck that's craaaack up!

[TD0WW]

great 1

[WhatsGoodNYUUKA]

its not really going to far if he won $500

[minnie9961]

hahahahaa awesome!!!

[Kingo348]

That's just mean... Waaay too far.

[myicecubesarecooler]

An Aussie in New Zealand crying because of "financial problems" with the tax company... i guess he's spent a little too long over there. :\

[goostuff5]

Probably should've stopped when the guy asked "Are you kidding?", tears are a lil' bit far.

[lkv45]

The victim sounds more kiwi than aussie

[andithomson]

poor cunt

[obeasepinecone]

LOL i fuckin' love the rock <3

[Farkingwestie]

LOL fuckin aussies



[Jake14nz]

im small im tiny aye ill die in jail. waaaaaaa waaaaaaa

[M374EVL]

kool man he should be used to being deported its in his blood lol im saying that as a pommie lol

[imasinnerimasaint]

@M374EVL You know, I have nothing against the English in general, but I do have something against idiots like you. Shut up.

[GWLAD]

@imasinnerimasaint hes not english hes welsh like me you shut up arsebag

[imasinnerimasaint]

@GWLAD Doesn't make him any less of an idiot, although I've nothing against the Welsh in general either.

[GWLAD]

@imasinnerimasaint whatever aussie you know if your grandad didnt pinch sheep he could have been living here in wales heaven forbid its like new zealand here they get their rocks off with sheep lol only joking butty idont give a castlemaine four x for any fucker lol

[imasinnerimasaint]

@GWLAD I'm not Australian. You're still a moron for making such wild assumptions.

[GCEism]

HOLY SHIT. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. HE SHOULD HAVE PAID HIS BILLS AND THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. Honestly though, learn to take a fucking joke man.

[immortalcelsius]

are they still married?

[gerrystinks]

How the fuck can anyone find that funny :/

[imasinnerimasaint]

@gerrystinks People are sick.

[JPistheboss]

Typical pussy australian.. crying like a baby....

[azal0274]

That shit is funny az bro

[thistlechin]

That is so FUCKEN funny i started crying my self and ur all a bunch of bible sucking pussys who are winging how sad this is u insested Aussies



[pietrrocks]

FUCKING SICK EH CRUEL, thats not fuckin funny

[jimacina]

I Cnt go to jail I'm small Lmao but feel sorry for him wen he starts crying at lest he got some apiranas

[JaydenKA]

quit hatin on the station it is funny shit and the NZ government KNOWS about it. people needa stop being such muppets and take a joke. and btw 2 weeks in jail would be nothing to cry over

[MsSloppyseconds]

He's a kiwi you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that, he even say it. Even if he was an Aussie it's not funny, all you kiwis on here talkin shit would start crying (like the kiwi in the video) if you got the call too.

[imasinnerimasaint]

@MsSloppyseconds I totally agree. And I am a Kiwi. Whether the guy is Aussie or Kiwi this is not funny. It's cruel. His wife/partner (can't remember which it was) should have known better.

[Panther10001000]

@Abbie2922

...you mean that shet ez Australian...LOL!

[lizdylanboykie]

thats so meeeaan!! haha but funny

[13hamos]

I can't go to jail i'm small, bwahahahahhahahaha classic

[IIproductionsII]

@HorneySamoan faggot.

[TheBoufhead]

That poor mofo...

[CoolHandBernard]

Too far, when a man is crying on the radio, pleading, thinking he's going to be molested in prison, that's a step too far.

[beardedswine]

@CoolHandBernard i think the lesson to be learned here is the ATO sucks balls

[h22adohcvtec]

if i could give u a hi5 i would :D this is epic

[goldsworthyjosh]

hahahah, poor bastard!

[MaTtRoSiTy]

Ha ha classic! XD

[Jxzor]

jono you FUCKING LEGEND.

[troubadourhunter]

Thats just mean...poor bugger!

[Coregam3r]

bahahahahahha

[jahorico]

OMG! BAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

[QueensIander]

LOL

[buffy4342]

good on u kiwis

[prafty]

@HorneySamoan

samoan? go gang bash someone you thug, get off the dole.

[Evaese]

hahaha

[TheMitchellWhite]

I think I would rather get deported and go to jail than crying on national radio

[pbeaty2008]

poor guy

[aussiemanjp]

Fosh and Chops!

[shotgun320]

@aussiemanjp Fesh and cheps!

[kiwilanger]

LMFAO

[Chalkzta101]

that is too funi he just wanted his mummy lol

[AxyGAMES]

aussies make fun of how much of a army we have and then we ring em up and make em cry lol thats our good old love hate relationship!

[1LoVe3020]

Dahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Kelly: I guess I'm sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks. Chris: I don't give a *beep* where you sleep! Hahahahah

That was sad but lol poor dude!

[Abbie2922]

hahaha why does jono have hair in the pic????lol

[9ncullen]

actually



[urockmysockies]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAAHAHA .. .. you guys got me fuckin a beauty .!! .. lmfaoo ..

[Keygan117]

What prison would you like to go to? LMAO

[0450501432]

bahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aahahhaahaha !



[Hanisipie]

This is sucky. She's a bitch - I'm a woman and I still think she's a bitch

[Shelby902101]

@Hanisipie cani fuck u ?

[DogStar37]

The Kiwis are getting revenge for the "invade New Zealand" commercials.

[CRIPKINGDOMINISHYAH]

only white people pull shit like this.

aint no one hatin on the aussies here in NZ

but i cracced up when that falla started cryin aha

[Panther10001000]

Frist 'aussie' ever with a Kiwi accent, eh, bro?

YOU KIWIS GOT CONNED BY ONE OF YOUR OWN. This loser cry-baby has a kiwi accent. Australians don't say 'eh' after they end a sentence. How many times does this kiwi cry-baby say 'eh'? And aussies don't pronounce 'i' as an 'e'. Can inderstand why kiwis would not admit this baby is one of their own...BUT HE IS!!

[Abbie2922]

@Panther10001000

ahhh did you ever think about continental accents before you posted this??

dumbass.......... this lil sulk aint NO KIWI...!!!!!!!

[Panther10001000]

@Abbie2922 .....ahhh..git fecked you deckhid kiwi shet hid.....HAHAHAHAHAHA....(how's that for a continental accent?)

[Abbie2922]

@Panther10001000

..... how is that a continental accent??? that shit is Australian...

[Ethan314159]

@Panther10001000 Ever heard of picking up on mannerisms?

[Panther10001000]

@Ethan314159 - you mean, picking up on mannersism, eh, bro?

[ChristinaTheWeiner]

...

this is cruel. the radio dj is a complete d***head.

if you think humiliating someone is funny, well, thats just sad. i know its meant to be a joke but he took it tooo far....

[Aussiephil99]

This isn't funny........the radio DJ is a prick...he deserved to be punched out....this isn't comedy!!!

[MrDeathray99]

@Aussiephil99 haha you dumb aussies can take a joke can you us kiwis take it fine

[Aussiephil99]

@MrDeathray99 ... I grew up in New Zealand and am a Kiwi you idiot. It doesn't matter which country you are from this isn't funny. You must have the intellect of a flea to find this funny.....I wonder how you'd feel if someone did it to you...for fucks sake grow up little boy!!

[4em4]

that sounds cheesy lol

[4em4]

lmao, this is great

love aussies, but also love competing with them. were like siblings. we fight but still love each other

[robertsinxs69]

you wouldn't admit to being a frekin kiwi that;s best kept to yourself

[Bokoese24]

"I cant go to jail" " theres no baddies in there is just all people like yourself" "okay" Lmao "ah what prsion would you like to go to" " i dont know just one where i'm not gonna be harmed from anyone" lol that was just taking the piss right there bahahaha luv it......lol "oh this really sux...... oh my god"

[SuperNinjaChef]

What a pussy, take a joke

[DemonLord120]

Lol, Dont worry, its mostly old people like you, what jail do you want to go to

[bamluva4eva1]

lol wel gee sum1 should hav told me that sooner coz i didnt kno, i do apoligise.

na we not jelous we just love taking the piss...you cant say u dont like taking the piss out of nz. touche.

meh we dont need u, plus u shouldnt call me an idiot......we dont think the south island is guna snap aprart and float away. and i heard that u guys like shit ursleves wen u heard tht we are moving closer to you. mwhahaha i hope so...

[ShayLee0501]

@bamluva4eva1 Aussie guy driving down the road in NZ. Sees a Kiwi farmer chocablock uppa sheep. He stops and calls out "Mate, what the fuck are you doing? Back home we shear those". Kiwi farmer calls back "Yeah mate, we shear thum ere too, jump on after uff ya like".

[missbelow78]

Wonder if they got divorced over that

[mauriora78]

Awww, i love aussies! Dont hate on each other folks! Thats what Americas for. Lmao!

[NinjaDan789]

love not hate guys, the world isn't perfect but just learn to live with it. all this arguing about aussies and kiwis really does not make any rational sense

[GRBiiCoDgAmEr]

thats not a prank, its cruel, fucking kiwis

[commodore665]

Really really funny , but it was a bit harsh , nah he frickin deserved it, the cock. Most Aussies can't handle getting teased , but they like to dish it out .

[RogerRabbit301]

Pussy.

[bamluva4eva1]

haha shame stupid aussie!

one of the things i hate about u people is the names of your towns and cities! ahaha like wat kinda name is toowoomba* i spelt it wrong but its said they same way. do those weird sounds mean anything? im very interested :/ and you guys think its bad that we have a smaller population than you? thats hilarious coz we can afford half an hour showers and fresh clean yummy tap water that doesnt taste like bleach. yes our countries both have our advantages and disadvantages

[IIproductionsII]

@bamluva4eva1 Our strange names are Aboriginal names you racist idiot. God, glad I've never been down to NZ in a while, seemed like a nice place...now all I here about is a bunch of jealous racists.

[Hashpotato]

ah nuuuu bru im goin ta jail bru

[sydneymassive]

Didn't think an accent could be worse than ours. I was wrong.

[Pigville2]

lol.

[IxXeroticboyXxI]

I hate those fucking sheepshaggers.... Fucking talk right ya dumb cunts

[Pigville2]

@IxXeroticboyXxI You're talking about ozzies right.

[IxXeroticboyXxI]

@Pigville2 Yeah, I am.

Aussies have more sheep than people and we talk like fucking retards.

[Pigville2]

@IxXeroticboyXxI oh good

[IxXeroticboyXxI]

@Pigville2 I was being sarcastic you fucktard.

I hate New Zealanders.

[Pigville2]

@IxXeroticboyXxI I deduced that Einstein.

Good to see the Aussie schooling system is still producing open minded well rounded individuals, you're a credit to your country sir. Keep representing.

[XBaystaX]

@IxXeroticboyXxI and we hate you to in a way -.-

[DogLord1234]

someone's been infected with softcockitis

[QSaranis]

If this was me the very first ting I would be doing after this phone call is calling the NZ Government and telling them there are people on the radion impersonating foreign agencies. Lets see how funny the radio station thinks it is when they get smacked with a heavy fine.

The second thing would be to call a divorce attorney.

[acidspoodie]

@QSaranis Ha ha, yeah right. They've been doing this for 5 years and still going. Do you really think our Government doesn't know or give a toss?

[EuphoricElectronica]

@QSaranis lemme guess... you're an aussie?

[MRLEGOSTARKILLER]

@QSaranis GET A HUMOR

[thatswhatshesaiddude]

@QSaranis Chill out, he gets $500 at the end to help him and by the end you can tell he can take a joke quite well.

[Jake14nz]

@QSaranis have a laugh u dry balls let me guess ur an aussie

[drtyda]

Wow i love this segment!

[tamaolemaa]

"what preeson would ya loike ta go to?" ....hahahaha... Well done wifey. Tell him to cook you some fuckin' eggs!

[MantisAtlantis]

mate harden up mate ... sh....t

[CDOGG274FTW]

hahahahahahaha you fucking soft cock

[meanster100]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dude!!

[commodore665]

you big poof

[nismo350zGTR]

ha ha h a he is fucking craying

[Trowter]

@nismo350zGTR yes he is craying :)

[hartycripsta]

thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!

[nzman101]

theres no baddies in jail, just people like you... RUDE!!!

[kiwaussiegirl]

Omg-this is brilliant!!!...wonder who's sleepin on the couch LMAO

[andrew4818]

whats the first song?

[r1pp4]

@andrew4818 Goodnight Nurse - Say Your Goodbyes.

[jkgrunter]

this is stupid maoris need to really research into why the treaty was signed how many of you have actually been to waitangi and read the standing documents. the french wanted new zealand so the English got them to sign the land over to the queen to stop an attack our race would of been wiped out and there would of been no maori and we were not natives we come in canoes and cannibalized a whole race the moreores should stop believing the maui myths and get the facts about your own culture .

[jtaimeht]

@jkgrunter C'est vrai mon mec! Je suis français et je comprend un peut d'anglais, alors j'ai lu votre commentaire, c'est tro bien et vrai

[Megakent11]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[ddddddd570]

what prison daya wanta go too?

iydownoh!

[TheMitchellWhite]

"Am I gonna be able to come back to New Zealand?"

"Arggh naa"

[notreally1998]

Aussies...No surprises there

[NTBushPilot]

Poor bloke.

[HarlemTorrey]

hahaha i found this so funi

[skidMarkNZ]

i'm to pretty to goto jail i'll get raped.

[HOODBOUND275]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Bushmansmeg]

...funny or cruel, I can't decide

[tjwhalan]

oky doke haha

[1950siobhan]

I'm small, I'm tiny  LOL

[tavitela2]

"Oh i dont know, jus put me somewhere i wont be harmed by anyone. Im small im tiny aye!"- bwahahahahaaha dis is one of da best prank calls ive heard!!! Hahahahahaha hillarious!!!!

[mymumissostupid]

One of my fave wind up your wives 

[hellboy2898]

im a kiwi myself and i a feel sorry for the guy coz i no what its like when ur doing it hard any why the ending of this clip was funny as fuck but any way NZL 4 LIFE

[strawhouse66]

Gold - green and gold

[whistler12td]

what a great prank ! hahahah

[ausydork11]

heres a few australians who leave hate messages for kiwis.

wrestlemania957, Fuckiwis and aussiaussi88.go pay em a vist and tell them what you think.

[GleeFan26]

I love Wind up your Wife Wednesday! Too true mate! Man, I love our humour :D