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  • A random seizure? I hope your okay

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  • 16,666 views O_o

  • how do earn money with these movies? dont take it bad haha just curiosity

  • put a mole on your face

  • I read "Vocal Protection"

  • my dad likes the shocker so ha!!! =P

  • @RusPrideAK

    in his video about his background story, he said he has some condition where he gets seizures a lot. So i guess he must be used to it by now and it IS a normal thing?

  • Latte means Boner in german.

  • HEY GIRL WHATSUP!!!????

    Kinda like that?

  • so true

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  • I love how he says "I had a seizure" like its a normal thing

  • @RusPrideAK no kidding lol

  • @RusPrideAK It's because he has epilepsy.

  • LOL i don't have money.

  • Dress up as jawas from starwars

  • Wait, so how did they fix his tooth?

  • He says ended up having a seizure so casually.

  • LMFAOOOO @ I dont have any money...dumb cunt

  • @acjei fuaarrkkkk

  • this guy's voice is fuckin sexy AND i'm a dude

    no homo

  • 3:38 omg thats exactly how i do it.

  • This takes a lot of balls man

    (Respect and subbed).

  • Seizure? Damn. Hope your better dude

  • 3:52 "I don't have money" LOL WTF? He wasn't trying to rob you, LOL!

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  • @domorulz who would want to get pimples on purpose!

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  • 3:52 I see that's wrong there. You should keep walking around.

  • I have the same fucking chair in my office. Comfy ain't it?

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  • thumbs up if somepeople says that he hating to say thumb up bla bla bla but everytime he do

  • The girl Kong is talking to by the car in the intro to most videos has the NICEST ass ever.

  • thank god i fell on the back of my head when i had my seizure..hate dental problems

  • Fuck me, I've been waiting for someone to tell me this since I was 14. You guys are fucking awesome

  • you fucking player.. shit! please be my teacher?

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  • I dont have money ahahaha

  • whys you have a seizure..some drugs i surpose ;)

  • Bring those video's back at the end "how to win a girls heart" and "drunk halloween"

  • that girl who said she had no money has a bad past.

  • Pick up girls with pimples. cause you guys are really clean

  • @xOhRiceyx fix and clean your diet, drink more water, take some fish-oil. No more pimples.

  • @xOhRiceyx

    YES! Do it with acne!

  • i can tell you guys watch epic meal time.. he said. "BAwse" lol

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  • were you still on drugs when you made this?

  • my voice goes to 11

  • why did you have a seizure?

  • "i dont have money"

    lol

  • @MattDurden you don t need money to talk to them

  • @arjanbg orly?

  • @MattDurden It even could turn her off If you don t play it naturally.Because it will could send her a message that you think your not good enough for her and try to compensate that with money. Or otherwise some woman are indeed golddiggers. But genarally women are more intrested in confidance,status and empowerment instead of looks and money. Give this a thought and let me know what you think?

  • @arjanbg lmao dude youre too much

    did you even watch the video?

    i was repeating what the girl said to him lol

  • @MattDurden Yes I did watch the video. Put I didn t make the connection. Obviously I thought you make the excuse to don t talk to girls because you would not have a shitload of money.

  • @arjanbg that's why i put in in "quotation marks"

    because i was quoting

    it's obvious that you can still talk to girls without money

  • What if the girl is already really loud?

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  • you guys are so right

  • Jason: Can I talk to you for a bit?

    Girl: ... I don't have money

  • @ssdskully Rofl she thought he was a hobo

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  • Pick up girls with a fake piss stain. YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED.

  • wow, those girls were such bitches

  • dude you had a seizure? are you okay?

  • @TeenTraceur Yess, did u see him alive in this ^ video

  • @EyyItsMimi dude a seizure can mess up your normal human processes. i have friends with seizure problems ...

  • How the fuck did your tooth get fixed!?!!

  • @gansterlicous uhhhhh.......... Dentist

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  • I sound like a pussy when I speak up...and thats no good

  • Wtf? "I dont have money"? hahahaha

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  • I thought you got punched in the face by a girl lol

  • What if you say something and she thinks it's mean ? What do you do ?

  • i thought it was called a baracuda?

  • Haha I remember the first time I broke a tooth

  • I couldn't stop looking at your tooth.

  • Pick up a girl by being skinny... somehow or like find someone skinny and tell em what you do... Thats the first thing every chick hates about me :l

  • @mattster2200 dude just get motivated and get jacked! just eat a bunch and eat healthy, ad pump that iron!

  • i dont have any money! lmao

  • seiziure? well thats not good

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  • @HansF LOL

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  • @HansF dude...that is not funny

  • @WaxChin did you grow a vagina bro?

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  • at 0:13 what video can i find him kissing that girl!!!!!!

  • @SleepDozer Comic con video. :)

    

  • please unprivate How To Win a Girl's Heart video!

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  • You guys are pretty fucking awesome. I'm totally with you on your mindsets about girls. But how do I get my friends to do the same? They're huge vaginas and totally counterproductive whenever we go out; I'm always the only one trying to meet girls.

  • @toteckaheedren 9/10 a wingman isn't necessary, just fly solo. Shit, even when I go out with my friends, I only stay with them a little while in the beginning, just to get into a social mood. When I'm trying to hook up, we all split.

  • what if your going through puberty and you dont want your voice to crack

  • pick up girls as "gangsters" with your pants sagging. Id love to see that.

  • why are some videos private? whats the point in that? -.-

  • had a seizure?what the fuck?

  • Success to Faolure ratio at the end of your videos

  • Why is "How to Win a Girls's Heart" private?

    I'd like to watch it.

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  • Guys listen to these guys, they are pros! Not some guy sitting in a lab all day :D I would only add that speaking loudly makes a girl less nervous about you because the conversation is more public and less rapist-like (personal), at least for the first impression

  • I use to have good vocal projection, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @BosToNsiKEsT FUCKING FREAK

  • In 0:12..... what episode is that?

  • @MegaTutorial101 Comic con

  • I died when that one girl told you she had no money xD

  • fuck I've been yelling at girls in grocery stores all this time. no wonder I never get their number.

  • I'm still undergoing developing my character around girls so I rely on swag as confidence, will that eventually help me break out of my shell?

  • What happens, if I do meet them guys and we both speak a lil louder?

  • it sounded so funny when you said can i get a latte

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  • I like that you included that part with bad vocal projection. the girls just walk right past you. really shows how important vocal projection is and that's it's not about what you say but HOW you say it. (yeah i know sounds cliché)

  • i have no money.. really?

  • Vocal Projection...Huh?

    FUS RO DAH

  • How much did it cost to get the tooth fixed, and how long was the process?

  • Shy or nervous? Aren't they the same thing haha.

  • I agree with most tips you guys give out but i dont believe this is true at all im a really low speaking guy and that has never stopped me...

  • that must have been one REALLY hot chick to have caused a seizure.

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  • I get it, you got to use your Thu'um right?

  • Genius.

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  • hahahahaha it happened to me too bro but it wasnt a seizure and i lost 3 teeth and cracked messy as fuck anyway good stuff keep it up :)

  • Guys, one question. I love your videos and I was wondering: could you share some statistics - how many girls give you their phone number on average? How many do you need to ask to get 1 number on average? Thanks a lot!

  • @matvey86 i have a question, who cares?

  • dang, hope ur ok.

  • "I don't have any money" lol

  • @sportsfever420 get in line.

  • 3:35 what a bitch.

  • Why did you have a seizure?

  • RSD?

  • i find this is more of an american trait, aussie girls like a kind of more playful levelled projection, just my opinion

  • how do i approach a girl that i go to school with?

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  • I have no money Lol

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  • It'd be nice to see a video where you do 3-4 "bad" approaches, and then 3-4 proper approaches so the difference is super obvious.

  • the way this dude says 'baws'. I WANT IT AS MY TEXT MESSAGE DING. just so i can have a constant reminder of how fucking amazing i am.

  • Seizure? Are you epileptic?

    :( I thought this'd be an episode trying to pick up girls while yelling constantly. Don't want tips.

  • i like how he is smiling like a dork with a half missing teeth :D

  • Jason face at 3:33, so happy to have succeeded at failing. Hilarious :D

  • Can you guys tell us how to make the right moves to kissing a girl? As in, kiss a girl you really like. And NOT one in a bar you just barely met.

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  • I heard of break a leg...but a tooth.. come on man

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  • hey i notice u guys are really direct with ur openers, i personally like them too but i find that they dont always work especially if there is a group of like 4 or 5 how would i overcome that, i've been told that i should be more indirect with a group but i find it hard to escalate the conversation knowing that i didnt justify my reason for talkn to them, also would being direct still have good effect at night and how can i directly open a group with both guys and girls?

  • PIck up girls being shy and nervous.

    Act like how a typical guy would act when approaching a girl