REMIX: "Can't Tase This" UF Student Tasered

[litojonny]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE INTERNET IS AWESOME

[angleisthebest]

@litojonny and copycat assholes like you are the exact reason why it's not.

[Mrcharliesheener]

Instead of bro he should have said things like G, Homie, Dawg, Pimp, Shaquan, Maurice, and other names like that

[vitorhugo0]

The tasing is excessive. It seems the security guards in that campus aren't trained enough to use their hands.

[LiBlub1]

This is my sole argument against SOPA.

[dragon987000]

so...much...win

[joesmoe71]

I like the woman in the white T-shirt grinning ear-to-ear when they zap him! She's like "Shit sparks, you whiney attention whore!"

I can only imagine how it would have sounded if Kerry got tased?

"OW! OW! Lovey, tell Jeebs the butler to make them stop!"

[YankeesCubsWhiteSox]

This was 2007? Whoa. 

[Hotice770]

genius lol

[zomgbrbicecreamcar]

@TheOffical4chan I so agree with you, this is what the internet was truely made for next to porn. It has been 3 years since I first seen this and it still gets me rollin.

[aadeeza]

Send him to my country. We don't taze. We use AK-47.

[zmallic]

ROFL !!!!!!! 

[tobsmonster2]

What taser? All I saw was sexy background hip action.

[northshore7x]

AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A HAH AH AH A HA HAH

[fattiekiller]

pepper spray or tazer... the only decision I worry about

[thepunisher8800]

lol this shit never gets tired everytime i need a laugh....I love it how he calls the cop bro cauz hes black lol like if he relates to his blackness he wont get tased LOL!!!!

[UsagiOniX]

Gotta love an imbecile getting a well-deserved tasing.

[jrios1168]

This is what the Occupy folks need...a good taserin'

[CognitiveNetwork]

This is why the internet was invented.

[eliizme]

"HEY SCLICED BREAD!" MEET THIS VIDEO!

[HotSHaftVonHugetin]

i guess you can taz him

[michasx90]

Hitler

[VastFlux]

Pure, astronomically epic win. Play stupid games---win stupid prizes!



[2010zombiez]

240p hows it going man

[ska8r411]

Very good

[knorkehannes]

das fickt grade meinen Kopf

[01Wrong01]

its funny how the internet remix every shit in the world

[furygoddess]

someone needs to taze mchammers career back to life

[xZippy38]

Stop, tazerme.

[germanname1990]

I was laughing my eyes out at this one! There are some remixes that make for a good laugh. This was one of them. I dare you, don't laugh at this one... BRO! XD

[DocWilyZ]

Apparently, u CAN taze this.

[ECDT1089]

Ow ow....ow ow....ow ow...ow ow.

[Esat990]

whats the titel of this song

[Canedude08]

This isn't 1984, and this isn't "You get to do whatever you want, and not have consequences" land. He asked his question, the politician answered it in a way he felt was cool, and then the guy kept pressing, even though it wasn't really needed. He isn't Tom Brokaw, and when the cops asked him to leave, he could have easily done so, secure in the fact that he had his voice heard, but he didn't follow directions, basically making a scene.

[WaywardRemnant]

@Canedude08 I'll bet you're Jewish.

[paddotk]

I love it how MC Hammer does his cheerful dance to a guy getting tazed :')

[DarkenedRoomOfPrayer]

smiles

[anothercarpenter]

ya know, i kinda fell for the tased. but DAYAM that was hilarious 8-)

[bapyou]

The horrifying thing is not that the man was tased, but rather, that the entire audience remained completely passive as nearby someone was brutalized.

[spyderbrd]

@bapyou people were screaming at the fucking rentacops to stop. it's pathetic.

[bapyou]

@spyderbrd

Not to be stuck in the past, but, in the 1960s, the crowd would have pounced on those cops and beat them to a pulp.

Today, people are willign passive spectators to atrocity, whether it's a war on television, a brutal occupation (such as Palestine), or someone getting beaten by supposed representatives of "the law." And it is not hyperbole when I say a crowd in the late 1960s at a similar event would have beaten those cops to a pulp. Not hyperbole in the least.

[punipunipunisher]

@bapyou Cool story, bro.

[secular4life]

@bapyou In the 1960's they were over-indulgent potheads.

[bapyou]

@secular4life "In the 1960's they were over-indulgent potheads."

Some were. But there were also people who stood up with purpose and force against the power structure that is represented by the police. Example: the Black Panthers stood up against the police of Oakland, CA who brutalized Oakland's Black residents daily. They did so with courage, intelligence and moral principle.

So you're wrong about and and ignorant of history.

[secular4life]

@bapyou Your post sounded somewhat intelligent until the last sentence. Racial oppression, gender inequality and ending the Vietnam war that dragged on and on were the causes of the day. My point was based on the subject matter of the video - the same people screaming police brutality where there was none (as in this video), going all out with a microscope looking for something to scream about. This guy was out of line - Kerry answered his question and he kept on and on, trying to stir upshit

[secular4life]

@bapyou (continued) kept on and on trying to stir stuff up, yelling and basically acting like he was on something, the police gave him one chance after another to quit and calm down. And it's a tad much to go on and on about Palestine and cheer on cop killers.

[mamacornettesmoney]

@secular4life great points. The hipocracy in people claiming to be championing human rights while advocating the murder of cops is astounding. (particularly the ones in this video who were lenient to the guy and did nothing excessive in the least - hell the guy spoke for over a minute after being told his time was up & it really wasn't even his turn, as he shoved his way to an open mic while another student was asking the "last question" of the day & they simply tried to get him to walk out)

[klaasdeboer]

@bapyou True! I know you and me would have been full-on beating those 20 cops there and freeing this man!

[bapyou]

@klaasdeboer People are incredibly passive and accepting of such brutal behavior by our so-called "authorities" (i.e., cops). We are becoming ever more a brutal police state.

"Orwell warned of a state where . . . dissent was brutally punished, [one where we are] frightened into submission [and eventual] enslavement. . . . unfettered and unregulated capitalism is a brutal and revolutionary force that exploits human beings and the natural world until exhaustion or collapse." ~ Chris Hedges

[WINGSOFG0D]

685 people were tazed, bro

[martinmerrywinkle]

STOP.......TAZERTIME

[apoc6400]

@martinmerrywinkle lmao

[tyuii0]

dont even in my mind can i dance like mc hammer

[DaViD123475]

lol

[CaroleAmorimPT]

LOL



[TranceCore3]

This video is so cheap I love it

[internettrollsunited]

This video sucks. The audio clips do not sync well with the rhythm of the song.

[Comickid1000]

@internettrollsunited bro, im gonna taze you

[hdogzeus]

I cant stop crying after watching the original and finding this one

[paulwall142]

If you stop at the exact time at 1:01 you'll see a subliminal message.

[Julz1ner]

681 people got tazed

[thankyuucomeagain]

DUDE OK OMG THIS IS FUNNY!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! I'm laughing so hard i'm DROOLING!!! THANK YOU!!!! I bow down to your EVIL GENIUSNESS BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS GOOD OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quex01]

I justy love how other students are like herd, who watches calmly as one of them is dragged to butchering.

[SmokeWeedWithDiddy]

@Quex01 yes humans are some fucked up things, and this world is crazy, but don't get all high and might nah mean

[MrSollicitationis]

Crimen Sollicitationis

[jdslutchoosen]

Even though I think that incident was extremely bad I can´t stop Laughing

[tazeskipworth]

HEY ;LAD, TAZE HIM HES NOTE MY BRO

[treadman26]

OWW, OWW!

[TheDustinash]

aww dude im sorry you got tazed but this made me laugh for 5 minutes.. ihope u got laid and famous bra

[MegaJK47]

sweet lol

[ShredaSpud]

I have always thought this tazing was excessive. It's a bunch of dyke university cops that are 5'3" each and get off on their power. And normally I support what the cops do because they have a tough job.

But not in this case. I find it interesting that people say he deserved it while another cop roughs up a "critical mass" biker asshole in another video and people are screaming brutality. What gives?

[deveaux77]

-opinion on police brutality-

[TheOfficial4chan]

this is what the internet is for.

[lifethelifetoday]

@TheOfficial4chan well actually it's for communication and knowledge.

nah f**k that

[BayouChick31]

Loudmouthed disrespectful spoiled radical gets the shit zapped out of him. Priceless

[BayouChick31]

@BayouChick31 Nah, I take it back - maybe tazing was a bit too heavy-handed, but he was being very disrespectful, and just a cause-head who wanted attention. Just being escorted out of the auditorium would have sufficed if they really thought he was breaking a rule

[randomancrossoverfan]

681 people got tazed?...holy shit

[peterblack70]

Any chance of a similar video with Justin Bieber getting seven shades of shite tased out of him?

[banmen0w]

Just what the doctor ordered

[BonJovi5007]

I like the part where he didn't wanna get tased

[NuriAlcoMovies]

lololol this made my day

[darwinlachance]

Anyone noticed that platinum blonde woman smiling away as hes getting tazed??

[Yogi2k10]

Stop....Tazer Time....

[Choopachoopapa]

Ahaa! :') and yeah I agree, why taze him wen he's surrounded in the frat place?.....even tho I would :'D

[KDAK3365]

why did they taze him they had a shit load of cops surrounding him

[Fallschirmjager007]

lmfao. DON'T TASE ME BRO! AAUGH! OW!

[TubeofDestiny]

TASER TIME !!! :D

[NorthwestChopper]

In all honesty, I probably would have tased him too.

[Hickeydog2365]

Human suffering has never been so funny.

[Wafflepudding]

@Hickeydog2365 What about that time when Dick Chenney shot that guy in the face? That was the gift that kept on giving!

[drunkfatdude]

lmao

[MypandaAndJenee]

Those police officers are dicks!

[jena900]

I can't stop laughing XD

[Rhadagast99]

This is great

[maxigunz12]

DON'T TASE ME BRO!!

[snowboarderX07]

L M F A O :D

[Devrancan13]

Mc Hammer dancing like he's on crack.

[thomasbotter]

@Devrancan13 Thats what hes like.

[lolerpox3000]

@white69zombie LOL Umad? Rob Zombie is pussy shit.

[gorillazfan3]

@lolerpox3000 Rave techno is pussy shit. 

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 itsk I listen to Hardcore,post-hardcore, rap, and some techno at clubs. Fucking nerd. Gtfo.

[gorillazfan3]

@lolerpox3000 The same back at ya. My comment is almost exactly as the one you posted. Nerd.

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 GET MAD KID. STARTING SHIT ON YOUTUBE? LAWL U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BRO? BASHING ME LIKE THAT L2 INTERNETS.

[gorillazfan3]

@lolerpox3000 Being hypocritical? Looks who's typing with Caps lock on.

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 WHAT'S CAPS LOCK?

[gorillazfan3]

@lolerpox3000 Haha, you're just holding shift then, doing it the stupid way.

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 LOL I DUN KNOW WUT U R TALKING BOUT? LOL GO LISTEN TO YOUR PUSSY ASS MUSIC FAG. LOL GET A LIFE INSULTING PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET ON YOUTUBE REAL LOW YOU BITCH. LOLLL

[gorillazfan3]

@lolerpox3000 Describing your life I see...

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 LEARN TO INTERNETS KID I WILL PWN YOU ANYDAY LOL. GTFO COME AT ME.

[lolerpox3000]

@gorillazfan3 I just realized I've mistakingly commented on your comment.. I was trying to talk to the rob zombie nigger below. lawl. Kudos..

[Benschedikt]

shut up

[GallantInlad]

This is sick . . . laughing at this is just fuckin sick.

[sadhietheone]

SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY, OMG CAN'T STOP LAUGHUNG TILL IT STOPED.

[Maxified666]

676 people got tazed.

[elkosh]

ROFL

[bcanp]

hilarious

[FTWXero]

Something tells me he got tazed

[mrkillerdanx]

@FTWXero what gave you that idea?

[WiFiFr3sH]

lmfao!!!! this is still funny after watching it alot of times. HAHA "dont tase me bro" haha

[joesmoe71]

I can tell he was a big hit with the rest of the audience there, they were all smiling when he got zapped!

[mladenus]

This poor guy made 675 accounts and disliked this. xD

[elllllectro]

this is fucking awesome!

[zombiesonar]

the moment is ruined with the repeat of "dont tase me bro" the bro knocks it off synch, should have put that earlier so the bro came at the right point... instead of stallin... ruined a possibly epic moment for me.

[jimvonmoon]

@zombiesonar Yeah, "bro" spoils the whole thing a bit but it's still great. XD

[PunkMartyr]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA SO GOOD



[FBIagentNinja]

Can't Tase This!

[MulticoloredFeline]

Can't TASE this.

[mafialegends36]

674 people are faggots

[mattakudesu]

what would be even funnier is if when the guy got tased, he started dancing like hammer screaming OWWWWW OWWWWWW

[zakuma22]

hahhaahahahaahah

[ig88bc]

MC Hammer makes everything better..../cries

[MrJasonFly]

taser go taser Mc Taser jo taser and the rest you go and play ....

[ThugLuVxxx]

hahahah cool xD

[BobDaGangsta921]

This is amazing.

[jazjaz130]

@BobDaGangsta921 I second that.

[TeamExtremerules619]

@jazjaz130 i third that

[CAPSL0CK1337]

@TeamExtremerules619 I FUCKING DOUBLETRIPLE FOURTH THAT!

[unskinnyboba]

I'm the most liberal anti-Bush pacifist you can find. That being said, I nearly cried laughing; Oww-Oww!

[ttdabeastie1]

@lelialeski27 sure



[MarcoTUV]

@lelialeski27 did you find him?

[mogana20]

whoever made this video is an asshole lol.

[atzeMD]

OWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWW!!! lol

[creaturebotman]

pain is a funny thang

[amazinero]

Those are some stank pussy, musty balls motherfuckers doing all that dancing and sweating and shit. Fuck all that.

[pavaoslisko]

He should get some

tazzer proof Hameer pants

[timinator821]

671 have probely been tased.

[arpeggio420]

@timinator821 Way, way, way, WAY more than that.

[timinator821]

@arpeggio420 I mean 671 people who watched this video have been tasered

[wollongongwrx]

hahahahahhahahahahah fuck me this shit was funny as a cunt.

[RangeofMotion]

It's funny maybe one time.

[DragonBallShinnin]

You didn't sync the "Don't Tase Me" parts right but other than that good job.

[galacliva]

Stop! Can't Tase this....  owwwww

[executableapplet]

this is wrong. take a serious issue and make it a fucking joke. i guess you were bought off too.

[KingSlimjeezy]

@executableapplet your such a faggot just like the attention whore broski

[executableapplet]

@KingSlimjeezy hey don't ruin the moment. geez.

[EcFXSN1P3RX]

rubber parachute pants could have saved your life.

[theojer87]

lmfao from the start

[herbescarce]

Ok the tazing was a trip but this video is THE BOMB

[ECDT1089]

ow ow! ow ow! lolololol

[omgekvanteworden]

Sterf! Waarom maak je zo iets?

[unslat]

@omgekvanteworden

For the lulz

[SniperMaske]

I do feel for the poor chap, but this is too hilarious. XD

I'm going to hell for favouriting this.

[Kamilohbk]

@SniperMaske : You will be tazed for that xD

[northshore7x]

the gallery is actually laughing as he gets tased........HA HA

[LMGunslinger]

OMG, that one chick at :52 is smiling. lol.

[physicsbugga]

@LMGunslinger I would too :D

[SamiWheeler]

something about the MC Hammer tune and the screams made this video soo funny hahah.

[BRHUAPPLE]

DONT TAZE ME BRO!

[fightingirishfan08]

The screams make this EPIC!

[mrsims2]

That is one big ass parachute hes wearing

[gsizzles]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

[megagamer82]

STOP!TASTER TIME!

[oneangryhermit]

OMG that is hilarious!