Benedict Cumberbatch's Nickname at School

[sherl0ckedd]

And a damn good shag.

[AnakarayaRavenclaw]

oh my gods I love this man.

Benedict please marry me? XD

[ponsawana76]

he the most beautiful man in the world even thought u can get a lot of fun things out of his name :)

[EnvyNoYume]

One thing is sure: they're not drinking water xD

[AndChangingKills]

This man, with his converse. Ugh.

[hihosilver45]

Cucumber patch aslkdjlkajsd

[GermanSparkleParty1]

"Bendy dick cum on my baps. Mum, if you're watching this, I'm sorry..." XD

[youweon]

@GermanSparkleParty1 ROFL.

[TsukimiyaHinata]

I tried saying his name the first thing Monday morning. Totally nailed it.

[TsukimiyaHinata]

If I had his name, I would buy a boat and name it the S.S. Cumberbatch.

[MultiPAVEL86]

голубовато получилось с этим Cum...

[unsimbel]

Cucumber patch is so cute....

[caitstr]

ahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!!

[arlihama]

BENDY DICK CUM ON MY BAT.

[ElizabethLCRandom]

why is he apologizing to his mum she named him lol

but Benedict is a cool name though

[meanbluegreengirl101]

I bet none of those kids who called him names would ever have thought he would become an actor! And a very handsome one!

[MegaBookWormGirl]

And look at him now. A famous actor playing an amazing role for a very popular TV show, and every female who's ever heard him laugh thinks he's sexy.

[hiaishiterumo]

Hi, "shishishihaaçd~ç.d.sdkpsdkbat­ch". Ok, just kidding, I love your name :)

[SuperPenek]

Кто-нибудь, пожалуйста, переведите, смех чертовски мешает.

Сначала вопрос про полицию, что-то вроде "как ты выкручиваешься, когда полиция просит тебя назваться, если ты пьян". Сам Бенечка говорит, что это(фамилия) звучит, как фиговые звуки из ванной комнаты. Дальше про прозвища в школе, и тут уже выходит крайне неприличная фраза. Bendy*dick Cum*on*my*Baps, так ведь? Если так, то я не понимаю почему студия ржет, это просто ужас... Понравилось, что он извинился перед мамой, если она видит это...

[imyourhero1000]

@SuperPenek Студия ржет потому, что это англичане, они же вообще ненормальные. Так же они ржали, когда Фриман ругался матом в прямом эфире, такие дела

[SuperPenek]

@imyourhero1000 Ясно))) Фриман про бафту чтоль? Ну так это в его духе, Мартин похабщик так сказать. Это только в Шерлоке он весь из себя такой стесняется на голую бабу глядеть)))

[SofiaAmundsen12]

LivedInInch , I'm not know so much the english and I don't understund what is his nickname...can you tel me please???? :)

[relientk58]

@SofiaAmundsen12 It's just very dirty...they turned his name into something very dirty.

[HarryPotterRocks0930]

@SofiaAmundsen12 It's Bendy dick Cum on my bat

[LivedInInch]

@HarryPotterRocks0930 Actually it's 'baps', which is a British word for 'buns'

[YanaMelk]

hot Benedict)

he's so amazing man!! ☺

[kitgibbslove]

I must admit telling his name&surname should be introduced as necessary exercise for everyone who is learning English...

[nastyanigai]

Господи, люди, переведите на русский. Пожааалуйста. Т___Т

[Destiales]

GINGERBATCH <3

[ColouredHairStreaks]

You're not alone, Benedict. In highschool, I still get Porncastle and Hornycastle. xD

[BellaSwan18]

1 Dislike: Definitely Anderson, the bully

[PorcupineWeirdo]

This man is not made of carbon and atoms and water and cells and tissues. He is made of sex.

[DanaPattison]

HE"S SUCH A FREAKING CUTE GINGER!

[Iakane996I]

hate those people who called him so...They're so stupid...

I love Ben 4 who he is...

[elaineisthename1]

he is marvelous

[hersheykiss3659]

...teachers can be so cruel

[PanterSophia]

@hersheykiss3659 Oh, yeah. Teachers can be very not nice.

[afinitimyob]

CUCUMBERPATCH

[tubagirl11756]

Thumbs up if everytime you say his name in your head now, the voice is that of Alan Carr!

[tRUSful]

I like Benedict's expression when he hears they're gonna talk about his name :)

[PanterSophia]

@tRUSful Just like his expressions. They convey much more than his words could.

[tubagirl11756]

"Bendy Dick Cum on my back"...

sounds more like a fantastic idea than a mean nickname...

but only if its Benedict...

<3

[addictedbydefault]

@tubagirl11756 cum on my baps

[dylanthechameleon]

The sound I made was not human.

[Jusmine984]

Ginger, sideburns, leather jacket, converse.... He's a whole new kind of gorgeous for me!

[fede3ironic]

Can somebody tell me what he says at 0.47?

@beautyful556 the nickname is "Bendy-dick Cum-on-my-Baps" and, well, it pretty much means that...

[LadySkyelar]

Now he can look at those bullies and say "Fuck you, I'm Sherlock Holmes!"

[arwentheelf02]

Dear God I'm so in love.

[beautyful556]

What was the nickname and whats it mean?

[KittyKatMage]

His laugh brings joy to my life.

[AhoyWarschawa1389]

OH MY GOD. XD

[toxicjubilations]

For some reason... Cucumberpatch is just so cuuute :3

[instrumentalheart]

He's a GINGER?!?!?!?!?!?

[rictusemprasarah]

CYRIGIDJKGjkhiuhGJKD

CRYIN.

[SherlockHolmesHomie]

0:47 Too cute ;D

[6666animefreak66]

Thumbs up if you think he should be the next Doctor. He'd finally be a ginger...

[kamwrites]

@6666animefreak66 No, he needs to stay where he is and film a million Sherlock episodes.

[6666animefreak66]

@kamwrites Well, they can't do Sherlock episodes /forever/. When he's done he can be the Doctor. After all, the next season will still be the Eleventh.

[kamwrites]

@6666animefreak66 Oh, I'd totally be on board with him filming Sherlock for a very, very long time. ;) That said, I could see him playing the Doctor, yes. But I prefer Sherlock.

[magegirl8]

@6666animefreak66 ewww, NO. no cross pollination of geniuses, please. 

[iluvanimorphs]

I never noticed what a nice voice he has. In Sherlock, he's always talking much faster in a slightly lower tone, but I really enjoy it here :)

[Blueglassgirl123]

One of the sexiest men in the world is a ginger?

...Awesome!

[EmoBella101]

jesus, that nick names pretty aweful. Anyone know what show this is that he's on here?

[BotheringTrees]

I actually didn't believe Benedict Cumberbatch was a real name for the longest time.

[thezooqueen]

OMG he looks better with brown/ black hair!

[Clueless89]

Holy hell he is sexy. God I love his voice.

[luvagoo]

WHOA GINGER.

I think I prefer him with dark hair. Just have a thing for dark with those lovely light eyes. Anyway, moving along.

[bttrflymagic]

My mom calls him Cucumberpatch, but I think that's sort of endearing. My friends and I just call him Bennie, to remove all the confusion. lol

[AngelicRobotDevice]

Those sideburns..! Oooo.. shiversss.. gooood shiversss ¬‿¬

[SniperkingSogeking04]

G-G-GINGER!!???!!...Or is it just dyed...*squints suspiciously*

[paint4splatter]

@SniperkingSogeking04 he's a ginger. 

[SniperkingSogeking04]

@paint4splatter ME GUSTA. X3 (looks good with ginger or black hair if you ask me ;D)

[Andrameda7]

@SniperkingSogeking04 it's his natural hair colour

[SniperkingSogeking04]

@Andrameda7 And it's beautiful~! <3

[Ryxal]

what is with the laugh track?

[Angelaoomens]

WHAT?!?! He has red hair? WAH!?!?

[tijgertjeroos]

can any person watch this, not have a rappid heartbeat and smile like an idiot? Or is it just me...

[XxTheSakuraxX]

"teachers can be so cruel" amazing

[DazzlerSynchroSkater]

he can say the dirtiest words and make it sound like fucking shakepeare.

[Clueless89]

@DazzlerSynchroSkater Oh yes!

[StoliDassah]

@DazzlerSynchroSkater i always feel it's the other way around...he turns the dullest, silliest words and phrases into auditory porn!

[ShalkanLikesSweets]

According to my sister's boyfriend, he is Eggs Benedict Arnold Cummerbund Bandersnatch. And must be referred to as such at all times.

[abajugungi]

I love his name. so much.

[MJurmyhero]

'Now I gotta talk about your name.'

'Yep.'

'Benedict Cumberbatch'

/everyone laughs/

*Name is instantly hilarious*

[TheWendyNerd]

That name and he's ginger. Strangely enough, he's still kind of awesome

[consultingKenshin]

Cucumberpatch is adorable.

[Gabriellaella23]

lol I like his hair

[raineXtanoshii]

Cumberbutt I've been callin' 'em that lately.

[DeiDeiDannaUn]

that was hilarious.

i love him. he was a cool name <3

[Ashleyls17]

His name is just fine. Not sure why people have to be so stupid.

[lookingformybluebox]

God, I love him.

[TeamDisney98]

Apparently his real name is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. (That's what it says on Wikipedia, not sure if it's actually true). So I don't know why he just didn't change his name to Timothy when he was old enough. That's what I would've done if I were him. XD

[lookingformybluebox]

@TeamDisney98 But...but Benedict Cumberbatch is, like, the most perfect name ever!!!

[TeamDisney98]

@lookingformybluebox Very true. It's a pretty cool name, I just think that it sounds funny. XD

[Sesshomaru092]

@TeamDisney98 I wouldn't his name is too awesome! :)

[dairesaoirse]

@TeamDisney98

Timothy Carlton is his Dad´s name. Maybe he just didn´t wanted the same name like his dad. And maybe friends and family call him just Ben

[18nationarmy]

@dairesaoirse there is an awesome video of an interview with tom hardy and benedict cumberbatch. seems like a lot of ppl like to call him "benny" :3 so cute haha

[ScienceOfDeduction1]

one word. GINGER. thats all im gonna say.

[hazelinspace]

I just made a sound that resembled a duck being stepped on.

[sophiaxiaodi]

benedict's autograph has got to be worth more!

[SunnyxSunxShine]

The color of his hair is amazing. I mean, his hair is amazing. I want them.

(sorry, I don't write english very well)

[lolgirl607]

oh my lord he's too adorable!

[xX4CosmicLoveXx]

I think I just figured out the name of my first born..

thanks!

[violethill97]

@what? bennydick cumonmybatch?

[violethill97]

@xX4CosmicLoveXx what? bennydick cumonmybaps?

[amirizar2012]

his last name almost sounds like some old time relatives unfortunate last name that got passed on for many generations.

[18nationarmy]

try fitting THAT name on the ACT mailing report...

i wonder how long it takes him to do autographs?

[kozakon2]

At school I would rather be cool fella with funny name but knee-deep in schoolgirls pussies every day (benedict) then a fatty little boy with glasses and a squeaky voice (sorry alan) lol

[trekkiekid3000]

@kozakon2 aww, but i love Alan! however... odd... he is! he's entertaining.

but not hot. like Benedict. :D

[MissGrapeNehi]

Poor guy. I don't know what his parents were thinking. But at least he has a good sense of humor about it.

[2devilbat]

oh good god someone save me...;A; his face and his voice and his personality is too much for my tiny, fragile soul ;A;

[Lisnotforloser]

is this is natural hair color??

[Nekochou]

@Lisnotforloser Yup it is. He's ginger in real life ^^

[Lisnotforloser]

@Nekochou haha darn i'm so used to him with dark hair in sherlock! ah well he's adorable regardless of hair color :)

[MyrtheMysterious]

@Nekochou The Doctor must be jealous ^^

type this, in youtube, if you don't know what I mean: Doctor Who - Rude and not ginger

;)

[amirizar2012]

@Lisnotforloser yah it is .... i was surprised to see that he has red hair since the dark hair looks great on him.

[GlassCtiy]

oh you poor man. what the hell were your parents thinking.

[MsSusanPevensie]

My Dad accidentally called him 'Bandersnatch Cumberbun' once...

[miceruletheworld42]

@MsSusanPevensie The strange things our fathers do to his name... XD

[s0undofdrums]

@MsSusanPevensie Don't worry; once, my mum called him "Bumbercrotch Nickelback." I don't understand it either.

[drummingirl94]

SWEET LORD AHAHAHA

[LustCry]

Oh poor man. I understand him.

Names... <_<

[yuurei0bleach]

'Cucumber patch' is such an adorable nickname...Itotallycalledhimth­atwhenIfirstsawhisname//shot

[SolrSurfr3]

D'aww, poor guy! XD Kids and teenagers are absolutely ruthless!

[EnigmaDrath]

I accidentally referred to him as "Benedick Cummersnatch" while talking about him at a party. My friends didn't know who he was and assumed he was a porn star. They were so confused when I went on to tell them how wonderful a role he played in Sherlock. It took several tries before I got his name right XD

[AnanasZombie]

Because I stutter and my words usually comes out slurred, I call him Nicotinpatch. Hey, itäs way more easier to say than Cumberbatch. :)

[Euginedes0130]

Whats a Baps???

[EnigmaDrath]

@Euginedes0130

British slang for breasts

[CollectingSeashells]

I never noticed how silly his name sounds until I forced my friends to watch Sherlock and had to actually say his name out loud... this is great. xD

[slytherin144]

bendy-dick cum-on-my-baps

poor man........

poor poor man

[queenfanfiction]

@AmeliaO1997 HAHAHAHAHA I actually decided this too. I'm sorry, son-to-be, I AM SO TERRIBLY SORRY

[1995Froggy]

I. Love. Him.

[SilveryDew]

I'm unsure whether I got it right... what did he say? What's the nickname?

[SasoDeiLightning]

@SilveryDew Bendy-dick Cum-on-my-Baps. \o/

[annwags]

@SilveryDew School nick: Cucumber patch. : -)

[Naum70]

Oh my god...I'm never going to be able to just call him Benedict Cumberbatch again...

[candymandy224]

My best friend's father actually succeeded in accidentally calling him "Cummerbund Berrypatch" with a straight face.... How he managed that, I have no idea.

[AlwaysTheMessenger]

@candymandy224 That's quite impressive, considering I couldn't even get to the end of your comment without laughing hysterically :D

[candymandy224]

@AlwaysTheMessenger Glad I made you laugh! :D

[DiamondRoseGoddess]

I think his name is where most of the publicity for sherlock came from

[PrincessJinx100]

AWW!!!!! 

[LieutenantSparkles]

he;s soooo cute

[infinitefandom]

Teachers can be so cruel ;)