Too Manly For Brawl 2: Two Falcons; One Purpose

[masterofdoom5000]

I clicked this video to see if it is true, and I have to say, I'm calling bullshit on this video. If two captain falcons fought anyone the universe would collapse into a quantum singularity the size of captain falcons helmet.

[da11235813]

wow this is amazing and also shows why team attack has to be on in tournies

[dsx9069]

7 people watched their replays.

[dsx9069]

This video has over 9,000 views. The next goal is 69,000.

[zattacks]

So why has this not been flagged for sexual content?

[KiroShaoryuu]

Manliest Video I've seen since the first one.

[sawd1]

Whats the first song?

[Grooviliciousness]

Oh the hilarity of having team attack turned off. Haven't done that in so long, I've forgotten just how ridiculous it can be.

[SmashVelox]

LOL, you guys are actually pretty good at this XD

[AvengerOfSuns]

you should have named it, 2 falcons, one PAWNCH!!!!

[RoytheRoyalBoy]

I paid more attention to the tags than the combos itself xD

[fotofantom1]

u guys are like in perfect alinement like falcon ice climbers

[GhostChamberR3]

Whats the song that starts at 5:57??? its fuckin great

[RockLe3]

it wouldve been cooler if ff was on

[kicks0987]

8:46 btw

[kicks0987]

whats the song? its awesome

[mookwak420]

Who plays teams without friendly fire? >_> It would have been cooler if all this could have been done in standard settings.

[BEEFlNbandit]

@mookwak420 friendly fire is off with standard settings

[mookwak420]

@BEEFlNbandit ... Are you even serious... An obvious abuse is double Falco's spaming lasers. Plus, friendly fire being on is one of the reasons Jigglypuff is considered god tier in doubles (safe rests), and FF is the only reason saving your teammate during a short recovery exists. There is no way friendly fire is off on standard settings.

Of course, I mean standard TOURNAMENT setting/tournament legal. If any confusion existed, it is to be brushed off and ignored like my comments, then P:

[Achille12345]

It's already impossible to win if you fight Captain Falcon, but if you fight two Captain Falcon....You die in a horrible way.

[wombocomboftw]

1) 3:18 that looked like a delayed tip it was so close together. and 2) 5:37 haha look at his name. dead? yes, yes u are. and 5:37-5:44 fox, that was your pride right there.

[wombocomboftw]

i love all the double tips lol

[HomeRunChips]

I want to play melee now lol

[hxceer2]

flagged for sexual content. and i think im pregnant after watching that...

[Nightshine0]

Its like Syncronized, manly rape

[HeartBreakerForever]

too many good memories in Melee

[gonzaloramos89]

rofl @ 2:09 Falco's tag = Bird and Falcon team's tag = Anti Air, Anti Air > Bird lol.

awesome vid dude!

[john9blue]

Amazing that a game like this garnered merely a "Teen" rating.

The ESRB couldn't have forseen rape of this magnitude.

[KDS196]

u team vs SS, Tang  u die xD! xD!

[BadassLamp]

How the hell do you describe a manly video like this

What is this I don't even

[ElendilAndurilz]

I'm not a falcon main though :S

[Zalozis]

5:49 SCARED KNEE OF HOLY JUSTICE AND ELBOW OF THE BURNING HERO AT THE SAME TIME!

This is what I can't understand. If one Falcon can't be beat, why try to take on two at once by yourself.

[Fallennova]

this is pretty funny stuff but the most manly team has been made in pound 4 SS and darkrain

[KopperNeoman]

If Ness' power level is over 9000 (play EarthBound) then Captain Falcon is over 15000.

[GawdImTom]

This video leads me to believe that Captain Falcon>Chuck Norris/Duke Nukem.

He's just got too much of that one substance that makes him manly. What was it again? Oh yeah, Win.

[LemonOfSilence]

All the testosterone in this video actually took physical form and punched me in the face.

[ElendilAndurilz]

We are not liable for any bloody or broken noses administered by the pure manhood of this manifestation.

[LemonOfSilence]

Dang it! No lawsuit... :'(

lol

[OniMalco]

@ElendilAndurilz I think this is a pretty good vid displaying the ownage. But what can be more better is the parody on newgrounds featuring all about the knee. That is the sickest stuff you could ever see.

[GawdImTom]

And you were still able to finish typing that comment. Impressive display of manhood!

[htjmario]

LOLLOLOOLLLOL

rape is wrong...

:(

[Corax404]

This is like watching the manly version of synchronized swimming. cept with more ass kicking.

[envinoveritus]

i would stand there and get raped in simple hope that their ever-growing manliest would rub off on me XD

[rochead676]

W...............T.............­.....F 8o

[envinoveritus]

;-)

[saucyasian]

My god. Who would volunteer to get raped this badly?

[ElendilAndurilz]

They probably didn't originally expect it to be THIS bad.

[Uzimakisensai]

this may infact be more inpossible than the bowser challange : O

[linkoninja]

whats the bowser challenge?

[oceanwaves83]

bowser challenge = 3v1 Bowsers on FoD, friendly fire off.

[Witchblade112]

So much brutality...

After watching this, I took a shower and sat there for hours in fetal position, washing the rape away.

[grochefort]

9 mins of pure rape xD

should have tried other stages too :(

[ElendilAndurilz]

We have, but it was more difficult to get quality footage out of it ^^ If we had wanted to spend more than one day on the video we would have recorded at a few other stages.

[CodaBear2]

Team attack is on..its just that the game wont let two Falcons on the same team hurt each other

[mrguesswho1996]

fuck brawl iv always been a meele player

[Jupitec]

I'm a brawl player

I agree with the title

[ElendilAndurilz]

Good work.

[PrinceShion]

Mind your tongue! Brawl Falcon was nerfed for the game couldn't handle the awesome power! Beg Falcon for his forgiveness! Although it's been three days. I may have gotten here too late.

[crystalnite]

WRONG !!! no one agrees VIDEO TITLE IS TOP NOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!

(successful troll is successful)

melee <3

[Mikalaranda]

People keep talking about 2 v 1 in this video.

All I saw was a Falcon moving so fast that he was "team" comboing with himself.

[KevinMorrissey2008]

For those wondering, Elen and Tree's opponent is expected to make a full recovery for the coma they put him into.

[JugmoDude]

Wat are the songs featured in this master piece of Melee madness!

[PrinceShion]

Just so you guys know. Friendly fire wasn't off. Falcon is just immune to his own moves.

The fake damage percentages were put up to not scare the faint of heart.

[ElendilAndurilz]

Thanks for pointing that out for others.

[PrinceShion]

Some people just can't fathom the full power of Falcon.

[JugmoDude]

Long live Falcon!

[PrinceShion]

You can't say "Long live Falcon" Falcon is immortal.

[JugmoDude]

How stupid of me how could i forget!

[speed2011]

its a trap!!!!...you dont even have enough time to kill yourself....your just screwed before you even think about it :D

[Vulnerabilities]

Gangbang much?

[Strongbad338guy]

i came.

[Zant5976]

anti air > bird

the cat > prey and mows

[jjjintheusa]

Two Men > +18

[SonicZeroX]

Awesome name tags

[RustyIShacklefurd]

Dammit, how did I miss this when it came out?

[RubberTissue]

-orgasm-

[Toya3816]

If I ever get mugged in my life, I hope it will be like this.

[TFSmash]

hahaha

thank you for writing that

you made my day

[RoytheRoyalBoy]

@Toya3816 thats how guys get pregnant ...

[jjjintheusa]

Ninja

more like a nonja

[UnwiseSudai]

After those crazy Falcon punches and the double Falcon punch..I thought the last clip would be lackluster..oh..my..qjfowiqghj­f;oak. I loved it soo much. XD

[GoldenHeartNeko]

I dont know why people are nitpicking that its 2 v 1 or that team attack is on. It's just supposed to be entertaining.

Which is was jesus christ this wins.

[fieryexplosions]

6:20 needs to happen more often in actual matches.

Oh, and everything from 8:20 on on, except with spacing that WON'T kill your partner.

...You know it's true.

[Shmmitty]

I thought this was actually pretty epic until i found out that they dont have friendly fire on

[CaliburDS]

This is awesome.

Two vs. one isn't really fair, though. :\

[MattB22890]

this video took my virginity

[blargcow]

It's like I've died and gone to Knee heaven.

[Shmmitty]

i thought 1 knee was bad...

[HaZeEurope91]

.....................

[NasaXnieru]

I'm speechless

[jdrmanmusiqking]

8:55 = ULTIMATE OWNAGE

[NeoAkira101]

Is team attack really on? Because this is just too intense.

[curiousenver]

nah team attack is off but that just creates so many options for amazing and entertaining footage ^_^ like it's been said around here somewhere, it's not about skill...just rapetastic manliness.

after watchingt his so many times I never took the time to read all the various tags the players have...toooo good.

-toasty

[carnage56]

There's no way that team attack is on, check out 5:48

[l2yanWilliams]

Easily one of the best combo videos ever. Pretty good music too.

[icyrvnd]

One of the best videos on youtube.

Sidenote: I thought the universe would implode if two Captain Falcons as awesome as this united.

[LaJ126]

Limão.

[Mike2905r]

friendly fire?

[Wendiesel]

Quit.

[bleachedmud]

I'm so interested in and trying to become good at Melee ;_;

[Bard6760]

Just curious, but which combos did you add in, Elen?

[ElendilAndurilz]

The shield breaker one on peach, another good one on DK (I don't actually remember where it is), another interesting peach combo, and a falco combo. That's all. I can look through if you're really interested, but I really only did it to fit the music.

[Bard6760]

All right, just wondering.

[Xanskar]

The DK combo was at 1:50

Tell Matt I said hi.

[Xanskar]

That or 2:50.

[JugmoDude]

it only takes so much to understand how much ownage this truely is

[martyelm]

holy motherfucker. so much knee. so much rape.

[AshuRawRun]

What's the name of first song?

[DisDance]

imagine event 52 with those 2 falcons as enemies xDD

[LevantineR1]

I've only one thing to say to this.

Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.

[mylee197]

haha did u get that quote from Persona 3?

[LevantineR1]

Hell yes?

[StormblastDB]

too fucking manly

[Valkyriesflight]

i agree man and the Title tells it all!

[bodines1]

omgz the pure... testosterone.... **Breaking brawl disc**

[yeroctehh4xor]

lol no friendly fire

[Rellics]

Awesome and sexy vid

what's the first song though :x?

[SoEuphoric87]

whats the name of the music in this video? I really enjoyed it

[BLByline]

Who is willing to play these games and get double teamed and raped by a pair of really good Falcons?

[ElendilAndurilz]

Some were forced, others were willing.

[AshuRawRun]

I want to get raped by them xD

[Nemonstitch]

LOL

[Nemonstitch]

LOL

[Shadowity]

This is sick. People DIED in this video. MANY MANY PEOPLE DIED, HORRIFIC DEVASTATING DEATHS xD

Oh my god, the names seems to make it even funnier, too "Two Men" "Help" and "Dead" xD

[flamedragon3088]

that sandwhich falcon pwnch combo was toooooo fucking gooood!..... the elbow knee finisher was jus brutal. good shit.

[Speedsk8er]

What is this i don't even

[starfox15]

fuck the bowser challenge do this!!!

[TimmWith2Ms]

I thought it needed more off-screen PAWNCH

[MrBeegleBear]

Amazing. That was great fun to watch.

Might I ask what the second song name is?

[curiousenver]

oh shit I didn't know you could desynch the Climber Falcons like that!!!

fucking sexy

[mariomasv]

2 vs 1? -.- how about some friendly fire at least? that way it's not just spamming attacks, and there has to be some synchro.

[ElendilAndurilz]

It's not a display of skill, it's a display of manliness. There is a small, but distinct difference ^.^

[SilverShadow02]

this is much, much better than the first. you should replace that one with this one.

[Houser45]

The Knee-Paunch ending was fantastic.

[YummyBananas]

I... I... I... don- ...

it's too... manly...

[metroid1117]

I can't believe this video doesn't have at the very least 100000000 views... I have to try this with my friends, the video was just too crazy and awesome.

[ElendilAndurilz]

You should download the original version with better audio if you like it enough :] It's way more awesome that way.

[Slashtap3]

melee for life

[OdinRaidin]

o.o

[Shaeman111]

advertise this video

it doesnt have enough views/comments

[ElendilAndurilz]

I know, but I've hyped it a lot already. Most people saw it when I had the original up for download.

[bigdfevrier]

how did you record this.

[ElendilAndurilz]

RCA Splitter and an RCA->USB with capture software.

[123Shine]

A true feast for the eyes!

This even surpasses the manliness of the Bowser-challenge.

5/5, excellent work.

[Rolanmen1]

WHERE YOU AT?

WHERE YOU AT?

5 Stars Men. Awesome

[bigdfevrier]

Hell no it took me long enuff to finish that event on my own.

[jugg07]

Last one was epicness.

[chred2akrisp]

so good, it almost seems like half of it was set up, but it can't have been, falcon's just too cool.

[ElendilAndurilz]

That's what happens when your record for 10 hours straight ^.^

[DrPeepee1]

This is what I've been looking for in this type of video.

Good stuff bro(s). It was fun to watch for sure.

[Shaeman111]

i know the guy that made this ;)

[drummerdudeeg]

Fuck yea melee!!!

[OblivionZX]

someone clearly never played brawl+ xP---nevertheless, great vid. 5 starz

[gofg467]

lol@ brawl

what an awful game

[ElendilAndurilz]

Your quite the observant one ^^

[psychehaha]

LOL the "HELP" tag in the video is so befitting!

this video is amazing!

[durhamred]

what's with the tags?

ssbm is definitely actually good.

[ElendilAndurilz]

I had put "Brawl isn't actually any good," but since brawl is in the title, it didn't show up. Fixed now : D

[Marshallftw]

beautiful

[raserucort]

amazing

[ElendilAndurilz]

This is too good. The intro is worth it.