Relaxation Therapy

[mem1o]

Thanks, Brad Pitt.

[760bbgun96]

omg i love this

[7TheRedeemer7]

do u have a LIVE gamertag?

[TheWhupper]

I was so relaxed I fell aslee

[APScience1]

stretch ooot, and relax. damn canadians

[eternalgloryonhigh]

Mmmm:)

[johlo05]

This is only applicable stress life.



[Deathaimgaming]

he should make a part two!

[zerogravity11]

dont relax to much you might poop yourself

[Chazman2705]

@zerogravity11 If only you said it sooner :(

[Isissa125]

stopped playing ay 0:50, but I'm downloading this to my iPod.

[k1773ns]

I listen to this almost everynight to get to sleep. I love it.

[hpete98]

This puts me to sleep every night

[j0nE73]

DAMN MY EYES ARE ALREADY CLOSED!!

[Chazman2705]

@j0nE73 Then you must be a good typer!

[attiyeh422]

i like to pretend im a leaf

[Chazman2705]

@attiyeh422 Me, a waffle.

[analuvsjaej4evar]

I couldn't relax :( I noticed how often he says "....aaannnddd relax" and after a while I started laughing xD reminded me of something else like that

[thedude77771]

gay



[WutDfuzz]

@thedude77771 your the one at a "Relaxation Therapy" video.

[inmate1987]

I actually did this when i was undergoing a Panic attack. really worked. Thank you :) i feel a lot better.

[Scatophobia]

This has saved me so many times. Who is this guy????

[neccosan]

Helped me relax, thanks.

[RunescapeHelpization]

let me some the rest of this weed, holdon.

[bambina320]

i was getting relaxed and all of a sudden my cell rang!

[creap32]

This doesnt work!!! :/

[MsAddelitah]

@creap32 yeah it does.. o.o

[papierzkohanas]

whats that shitty noise in the background? the guy's dildo? how am I gonna fell asleep with that?

[PhreshNess99]

@papierzkohanas Thank you very much. I was all relaxed and ready to study and then ur comment cracked me up again. Motherf*cker xD

[papierzkohanas]

@PhreshNess99 well I'm really sorry I ruined your moment of pure relaxation :)

it was my subjective opinion I felt obliged to share after I tried to relax while listening to this tune with the headset. You might get better with some sound filters on (and if you ignore the sound of the guy spitting at his mic every now and again lol). Also it could be beneficial if you're under no alco/weed/shroom influence (unlike myself)....

[ZtifazLove]

I fell asleep ty very much this was very relaxing

[InfinityPSProduction]

Im so high right now..

[pepstev]

at first you sound like tyler durden

[Floridanatureman]

You want to relax? Watch my "relaxation location #5"

[Floridanatureman]

Nice...but the talking ruins it, you want to relax watch my video #5 of the beach front. You will relax and fall asleep.

[GreenTDave]

nice and fluid....good selection of words...not over the top but just enough. Well done. You going to do any more?

[chihuahuasarecute123]

ugh, the request with the creepy girl is scaring me too much to watch the video. :(

[BreakBonesWreckHomes]

Fell into a deep relaxation, i then recieved a message on facebook and it made a noise, i felt as if my body rapidly shook from side to side when that happened. But i didnt actually shake.

[MrRicardo130]

I watched this video on my phone......headphones on.....and slept while listening

[hillay17]

this is wonderful.. but it dos make me wanna take a nap...

[icompleteltd]

Just when I needed it most - thank you so much for your kindness and generosity in sharing this x

[MusicaAngela]

Thanks for doing this. It has helped me.

[derekguitarderek]

wouldn't you give up on someone if you had to tell them to close their eyes for more than 30 seconds

[AnonymousThe1337]

Why does it show pictures in the video if we have to close our eyes? XD

[Kainlarsen]

@AnonymousThe1337 Maybe some people don't have eyelids.:D

[9938gangsta]

@AnonymousThe1337

Just relax



[Kona808dub]

Hella chill :)

[flower32605]

Drift back now???wow, where did that 9 mins go?

[pietheinz3342]

Beautiful relaxing song. looking for other newagevideo?

Enter these words in the Google search box:

"livepatterns Relax me now Meditation Music"

[pietheinz3342]

Beautiful relaxing song. looking for other newagevideo?

Enter these words in the Google search box:

livepatterns Relax me now Meditation Music

[paulinlim]

Napoleon Dynamite!

[2hot2funk]

HeheHeHeeHehe!!!! I'm getting tingles over my body

[babudsanyi]

Close your eyes Mr. Anderson

[IamWayBeyondThePale]

very relaxing......

[mattworyn]

Morpheus?



[rtavila]

This actually sounds like jnspire.

[zoesimmons4eva1993]

your voice sounds like ralph phines. its relaxing, thankyou <3

[geared4life]

I dont even have a fucking twitter...but id make one if he had one

[BreezeTheMew]

I luv ur vid. I am always tence and alert and I never calm down. Ur voice is soooo suthing. Thank u for this video. Normaly it would take me a couple seconds to type this but now that I am relaxed, it took me a few minouts to type this. Again, thank u.

[JD995]

Hypnosis

[keikeiloser1]

Idk if you would agree but he kinda sounds like a molester o.o

[chocosweet7]

@keikeiloser1 Lmao, Yes I agree he does sound like a molester :/

[1XxENGxX1]

Your voice sounded like you were going to touch me

[TheRomanianSoldier]

@1XxENGxX1 hahaha

[LobsterFeng]

I would love to relax, unfortunately the video won't stop buffering.

[sheldonsheldonshel]

It's the guy from Zeitgeist.

[killdeslm]

Thats some good mofo'n shit right there man

[mygodiswithin]

You have a soothing voice. Very nice video. I'd like to give you guys a tip: watch?v=2_a-Yh5FTaE (copy and paste it in the url after "/" ) .. it is some type of new sound technology for "altered states" or meditation. I really enjoy it .. anyway, thanks for the upload!!

[strictlydiversified]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that, at the start of the video, it says, "Close your eyes." Kinda makes the rest of the video moot.

[omg12345jesse]

2:48 - 3:13

I couldn't stop laughing . I was feel amazing until this part ,

I was just like, "Wtf ? How am i not suppose to listen to you.

Then he turns around and says this , 3:56 - 4:00 .

God man , Make up your mind ! xD

[mrflash345]

I keep freaking out thinking someone is going to grab me

[Catskywatcher113005]

@mrflash345 Dude you need to relaxx......

[leelu76]

I remember listening to this while suffering from a spinal headache. This video helped me find a few minutes of peace. Thank you so much. ^_^

[plusplusplusplusp]

@leelu76

My sympathy goes to you. I have never had to deal with great pain for long periods of time.

[critterdido0714]

nice



[jd12v07]

drugs work better

[Swinglah17]

Thanks mate!

[AlwaysaGemini]

God bless you for making this..thank you..I enjoyed this meditation and you repeating some things helped too!

[plisaka1]

Totally enjoyed it!!!! Amazed at how relaxed I became! thank you!

[pendleaussie]

Why is there such a nice video if we have our eyes closed?

[ithoughtisawyoutry]

I DON'T WANNA DRIFT BACK.

[skater14761]

this is odd

and very stokerish lol

[LoraTheBora]

creepy voice

[redsugar18whitney]

These helpmake me calm down from my anxiety night. I can fall asleep.

Blame depression and anxiety disorders. Cool. I twitch sometimes.

[Lobsterboyman]

@redsugar18whitney Wonderful.

[sweetytwome2]

this is one of most excellent relaxation videos i have found youtube. it will

put you in a state of total relaxation. such a soothing voice, thank you for

the gift of a wonderful, lovely video.

[critterdido0714]

I was creeped out

[redsugar18whitney]

@critterdido0714 LOL! Creeped out

[NanookTM]

how can I relax when I expect that, all to familiar, scary screaming head to pop up any moment and scare the s**t out of me -.-

[birmz18]

how can u relax with him down ur lug hole!!

[SongOFdragon]

Thank you! I like your voice and intonations, and text is also very good. It was sooo relaxing ^_^

But if recording quality was better, I would be even more relaxed :P

[JoshLikely]

hahahahahahahahaha that was gold horny care bear, that said, i really like it

[JoshLikely]

hahahahahahahahaha that was gold horny care bear

[Arceuscam]

Thanx for helping me sleep.

[barleypoliticalfan12]

I love this video his voice is soooooo calm

[bruceleeC64]

Thats some good mofo'n shit right there man

[barleypoliticalfan12]

This guy is a fuckin legend his voice is sooo calm and queit but not too quiet

[chihuahuasarecute123]

it's 11:29. i watch this so much. it helps me out every day, i just wanted to tell you that. anyway, i almost fell asleep so i had to turn it off. :) only reason why i'll EVER turn this video off. love this video thanks so much for uploading it, SellerCentral.

[spikey832]

relax is such a relaxing word...

[thenotorlousbig]

FAKE & GAY

[pogodude101]

That felt amazing

[analyzeee]

thanks

[HornyCareBear]

Thank you, Keanu Reeves, for making me feel good.

[casperorchids]

@HornyCareBear lol

[OzTerri]

@HornyCareBear tee hee. i couldn't relax, thinking Keanu was near me... agitated ... horny ...

[farhannius]

@HornyCareBear rofl, loving it

[menacingshadows]

@HornyCareBear LOL

Now that you are completely, ..... relaxed:

There is a bomb on this bus!!!!!

[Antf222]

@HornyCareBear Sounds more like Ben Affleck to me.

[d4nilipe]

sounds more like ben afleck@HornyCareBear 

[phantom2k6]

@HornyCareBear LOL

[DigiBullet23]

@HornyCareBear lol



[lalPOOO]

@HornyCareBear You completely ruined this video for me with that sentence. I am impressed.

[Kainlarsen]

@HornyCareBear Now I know kung-fu.

[pepstev]

Sounds like Tyler Durden lol

[racasplaca]

yeah, it's ok, but obviously I need more time to relax. I'm probably too tense, rmmmm.. ... it's to short for me..

[kyrEOicon]

*-* embrace the feeling *-*

/watch?v=NCcZWlHjD_Y

[cmacstar1]

Arbiter567: Because Feb 11 is when u added it to your favorites list.

[Arbiter567]

Why does it say added Feb 11, 2011? I've been listening to this atleast 6 months probably...

[shooooota]

works great

[supersiiilver]

I WAS FALL IN SLEEP D:

[MIDWEST507REPIN]

thank you soo much for this video!!!

[juliefisher4000]

Why was this recommended to me "because I watched "The METALHEAD SONG"" by Brak?

[utoobasaurus]

THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED THERE IS ACTUAL VIDEO TO WATCH EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.

[Ultimatepanzer]

This guys got a peaceful voice but I think a woman's would be better.

[Syracusetitan]

wow this is amazing

[4Myke4]

nah this guy doesnt do it for me, funny thing, when im stressed out i watch old the joy of painting videos, bob ross is the man

[utoobasaurus]

@4Myke4 Bob Ross was the Carl Sagan of painting. :o)

[rbsvy91368]

@4Myke4 I love the joy of painting. Yes, Bob Ross sure had the voice of putting you at ease. I miss him. Does he have any dvds? Some people are very good at calming people down. I will have to look him up on here.

[AwsumSaus]

Wow....I recorded this on my Zune when it first came out and took it to Iraq with me to listen to at night. It works miracles. :)

It's hit over a million views? Awesome!!

[EsuDalyvis]

This binaural beat aids in manifestation

watch?v=-H1ZwiPfIjg

[nona3816]

I've listened to several relaxation cd's and honestly you have a great voice for making cd's. Most relaxation cd's are of women... I find them to be annoying!!! Yours is great and very effective:)

[Rockygurl117]

ummm i was scared he was gunna start yelling.fck my anxiety :/

[danielwills93]

@Rockygurl117 same. I can't stand my anxiety it;s ruining my life. thats why i found this video. i hate anxiety :/

[Rockygurl117]

@danielwills93 :( true.i feel u on that.life is rough

[AwsumSaus]

@Rockygurl117 I used to have that fear too. But now if you notice something strange about the video, like low ratings or a person doesn't allow for comments then most likely it could be a screamer. However if you read through the comments and you see nothing but positive "this was helpful", or "wow I'm half asleep", then you know it'll be okay. :)

[Rockygurl117]

@AwsumSaus aw thank u :)

[westyy1993]

I am now alert, ready, refreshed... and asleep. Cheers!

[CadensVids]

"Right now it would be beneficial to you to just go fuck yourself" Lol XD!

[brotaziam]

Kino reives

[FlashInDaSky1]

HAHAHA when I heard his voice after 4 - 5 minutes I was sleeping ... I got up after 2 hours !!! Nice vid

[paulkiss1981]

Very nice voice, really

[loudsoundman]

''Please close your eyes''

*interesting pictures of leaves appear*

[misha854]

I love this video! I come back to this from time to time when I want to de-stress. I still think this guy sounds like Keanu Reeves!

[YlimEe15]

@misha854 oh my gosh he does D:

[Kjini]

Jesus, my eyes are fucking closed!!!!!!!

[CadensVids]

@Kjini How are you typing then i call SHINANIGANS!

[korterpounder]

Get a new mic, you sound like a murderer

[pixelated111]

lol i fell asleep to this video

[mygodiswithin]

The voice is very soothing. good job wit this video! I found this thing were they encode frequencies into nature sounds that creates a sort of vortex implosion of prana in to the body/brain. it's awesome, you just have to try! it's so meditative: watch?v=8BNgdlKQKE0

[loxoscelesreclusa]

i feel like i was actually hypnotized and could not do anything.. until he said drift back, and then suddenly i could move again.. weiiird

[Christlover100]

i raped the replay button and my mom thought i was asleep, she heard it for a few seconds then laid next to me and fell asleep...

[moose2cool]

Smoke some weed.Naw just kidding,cuz then you will fall asleep!!

[MixClips208]

damn it i sneezed in the middle of it and I wasn't relaxed anymore

[TeamApparition]

This would be better if my damn cat would shut the hell up...

[zanahanman]

Wooow!! Don't let me hanging.  Make more plzzz

[MollieNY]

When it was over, I was thinking to myself : "nooooo why? don't leave me, gut with awesome voice!!! how do i move on from here?!"

[kingniels2]

Wow it feeled like i cant could not move anymore! so relaxed

[TheEmperorofthevoid]

Just close your sendmeyourmoney eyes and relaaaaax.....as I speak to you hateevilkill softly, feel your breath rapemurder filling your lungs deeply and listen to my takedrugs voice...focus on something arsonextortion pleasant...and relaaaaaaxxx.....relaaaaaaxx..­..

[sckeckle]

I was trying so hard to let this put me to sleep but all I could think is "this dude's voice sounds like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket."

[kong2cat]

Yeah just relax while I put subliminal thoughts in your head, just close your eyes and relax and kill people.

[annaeveliina]

I suffer from panic disorder, and usually when I sit on the bus, for example, even the calmest song in my mp3 does not make me calm down. I should really put this one there! :)

[MrRastaJoe]

wow dosed off during! brilliant :)

[FiestyCat86]

@MrRastaJoe thats what she said

[Luciiferii]

I was so relaxed I lost control of my bowels.

[pattycunningham]

@Luciiferii hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahaha

[XxHTCxXxChRoNiCxX]

this guy is an amazing relaxation / thereapist w/e you wanna call him its an amazing video, i felt 10x better about myself after this.

thank you , make more