2:48 ~~ "... he borrows his sister's Chevy Chevette..." I can tell you from experience, that car was the biggest piece of shit ever made. It would break down every 2 months. I wanted to put a cinder block on the gas pedal and watch it go over a fucking cliff !
I used to live in the same building as Howard's sound effect guy. He came up with all sorts of stuff with that gag effect sound--- even a song. Nasty!!
Dirty cop story... A cop recently pulled me over - no ticket. He figured out where I lived and later showed up --offered/pressured me to go out for pizza. I went and it was awkward. I was in the passenger's side of the cop car and he was in full uniform. While driving, he said I was really hot. I made it clear I had a boyfriend. THEN he put his hand way too high on my thigh, and said "I don't want to make u feel uncomfortable". RAWR!!!
@TheDarling777 its hard to prove if you sued , but if had previous complaints like that than yours could stand a chance but other than that....sorry to hear that
@TheDarling777 you should be happy you have tits and got out of a ticket. while us guys have to deal with shitting out money to people you get out of it by going out and having someone paying for and being all over you for doing some reason. get the stick out of your ass
That story about the cop and the girl makes me sick... Can you imagine that being your wife of girlfriend or somebody you love? It makes me want to kill the mother fucker for putting that lady in that situation.
@xxxjordonxxx maybe she shouldn't be driving drunk. and anyway, he gave her a choice. she could have just accepted a DUI like a non-dirty cop would've given her either way.
@nogoodbastid So that's your reasoning? I wasn't aware that the punishment for a DUI was being propositioned by somebody who is suppose to protect and serve.
@nogoodbastid Right. Because that's a sensible thing for a cop to offer. Isolated road, gun on hip. It's the girl's fault - she DEServed to be propositioned. Bullshit.
@TheMrplayitsafe did you miss something? he didn't rape her. he didn't pull his gun. he was going to arrest her for driving drunk and he gave her another option. she didn't have to take it. SHE put herself in that position. at that moment millions of people were driving sober, she chose to be drunk.
I'm so glad we have all these Artie stories on here. I highly doubt he'll be back on Stern and it will probably be a long time until he does another interview or tv appearance.
The only people that have problems with cops are people that are intentionally doing something wrong or illegal and are dumb enough to get caught. I don't what crime you are committing, if you are stupid enough to do it, and stupid enough to make sure you dont get caught, then you deserve whatever crap the cops give you.
You don't want them to mess with you? Then quit being fucking stupid. Morons.
@funkysnoogans not being funny, but for someone who writes "stupid enough to make sure you DON'T get caught" you don't really have any place using the "moron" word.
@jtackett7733 Right on. Here's the problem with today's cops.....they used to Protect and Serve. Not anymore. Today, they ENFORCE THE LAW!!! Whatever the fuck that means...so many fucking laws...I'm quite sure that if I simply wave my arm up and down in front of a cop, I'd be charged with a couple felonies and some misdemeanors. Too many fucking laws. See ya..............Bill from South Jersey..........
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I wish there was some sort of system where you could sign up to never have a cop come to your home or to your aid for any reason. Then your ass would miss them like hell.
2:48 ~~ "... he borrows his sister's Chevy Chevette..." I can tell you from experience, that car was the biggest piece of shit ever made. It would break down every 2 months. I wanted to put a cinder block on the gas pedal and watch it go over a fucking cliff !
zkxb 6 days ago
Wow compared to Arties life mine has been boring! He has the Best stories EVER!
abooooff 6 months ago
Cops do that shit alot. Two of my ex girlfriends had cops pick them up for stupid shit and try to hook up. Pisses me off what these assholes do...
Danuch113ny 7 months ago
Artie tells a great story!
MountRockMoore 10 months ago
Crime is at a 5 yr low, however police abuse reports is at a 5 yr high in the US. the reason why is because all the criminals went out and got badges
godscuttingyoudown 10 months ago
"like a white castle pickle"
Great analogy.
PAULFC93 1 year ago
I fuckin love Artie Lange stories, could listen to him all day.... hope he's well...
mscully2213 1 year ago
Haha I bet the one person that clicked "dislike" is the chick that went with option B.
peshplus1 1 year ago
this story turned out to be a lie as i recall that said i love artie and his comedy
MrExtremeMedia 1 year ago
@MrExtremeMedia prove it...
2rude 1 year ago
what is that 'wah wah wah wah wah wah' sound they play after the BJ part?
I can only imagine.
DPagliarulo 1 year ago 3
@DPagliarulo aurora snow deep gagging on cock.
nogoodbastid 1 year ago 9
@nogoodbastid
TheDarling777 1 year ago
I used to live in the same building as Howard's sound effect guy. He came up with all sorts of stuff with that gag effect sound--- even a song. Nasty!!
TheDarling777 1 year ago
Dirty cop story... A cop recently pulled me over - no ticket. He figured out where I lived and later showed up --offered/pressured me to go out for pizza. I went and it was awkward. I was in the passenger's side of the cop car and he was in full uniform. While driving, he said I was really hot. I made it clear I had a boyfriend. THEN he put his hand way too high on my thigh, and said "I don't want to make u feel uncomfortable". RAWR!!!
TheDarling777 1 year ago
@TheDarling777 did you take care of the kid?
nogoodbastid 1 year ago 12
@TheDarling777 Lets get straight to it! Did u fuck him?
TheShepster80 1 year ago
@TheDarling777 its hard to prove if you sued , but if had previous complaints like that than yours could stand a chance but other than that....sorry to hear that
msnikish11 10 months ago
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@TheDarling777 you should be happy you have tits and got out of a ticket. while us guys have to deal with shitting out money to people you get out of it by going out and having someone paying for and being all over you for doing some reason. get the stick out of your ass
bradscicluna1 7 months ago
@TheDarling777 Sue him
mynamearekid 1 month ago
@nogoodbastid
It's really her ?? I've saw her before she's HOT.
TheEvilelvis89 8 months ago
@DPagliarulo aurora snow from "gag factor" i m not sure the number but just type in aurora snow gag factor epic scene :)
coveryisnotadick 1 year ago
That's a good thing, he's actually a good cop, fuck that stupid drunk bitch, she could have killed an innocent pedestrian!
Slayerfan84 1 year ago
my favorite artie story lol thanks nogood
quicklern818 1 year ago
That story about the cop and the girl makes me sick... Can you imagine that being your wife of girlfriend or somebody you love? It makes me want to kill the mother fucker for putting that lady in that situation.
xxxjordonxxx 1 year ago 3
@xxxjordonxxx maybe she shouldn't be driving drunk. and anyway, he gave her a choice. she could have just accepted a DUI like a non-dirty cop would've given her either way.
nogoodbastid 1 year ago 14
@nogoodbastid So that's your reasoning? I wasn't aware that the punishment for a DUI was being propositioned by somebody who is suppose to protect and serve.
xxxjordonxxx 1 year ago
@nogoodbastid Right. Because that's a sensible thing for a cop to offer. Isolated road, gun on hip. It's the girl's fault - she DEServed to be propositioned. Bullshit.
TheMrplayitsafe 1 week ago
@TheMrplayitsafe did you miss something? he didn't rape her. he didn't pull his gun. he was going to arrest her for driving drunk and he gave her another option. she didn't have to take it. SHE put herself in that position. at that moment millions of people were driving sober, she chose to be drunk.
nogoodbastid 1 week ago
@xxxjordonxxx that's cause you're a pansy little queer.
2rude 1 year ago
@2rude Wanting to murder someone for bullying a woman makes him...a queer? You fucking dummy.
Philfa 1 year ago
@Philfa It's obvious you're a closeted homo coming to the rescue of another homo.
2rude 1 year ago
@2rude Closeted? You fucking dummy.
Philfa 1 year ago
@Philfa You have trouble reading or accepting the truth?
2rude 1 year ago
@xxxjordonxxx Yer mom totally 'took care of the kid' at some point in time' Deal w/ it. Hell, a 'dirty cop might just be yer daddy' haha
HighDefDownLow 2 months ago
@xxxjordonxxx She put herself in that situation you fucking retard.
mynamearekid 1 month ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug (in reference to Artie dancing)
VanillaShoelace 1 year ago
artie tells the best stories
rustyjonesjr 1 year ago
Please get well soon Artie!
June28July 1 year ago
I'm so glad we have all these Artie stories on here. I highly doubt he'll be back on Stern and it will probably be a long time until he does another interview or tv appearance.
aliciaanne 1 year ago
he got great coke
bamboneski 1 year ago 3
I miss Artie.... He is the F---ing man!!!!!
Rod1stiffington 1 year ago 3
I agree with all of you that Sir Artie Lange is the best story teller ever!!!!! I love the man
lonnieknows5 1 year ago 3
Artie Is AWESOME!
lois0must0die 1 year ago 5
Artie later admitted this story was bs :(
Patral521 1 year ago
@jtackett7733
You might be right... I hope it's legalized and then we can see what happens.
June28July 1 year ago
@jtackett7733 You understand that weed funds cartels that wage wars right?
June28July 1 year ago
He's like Nick Cage from "Bad Lieutenant"!
Horus515 1 year ago
Man this is one of Arties better stories. Great stuff.
jordanv78 1 year ago 2
LMMFAO @ the throat fuck sound clip
18CaStRaDoMiS89 2 years ago 2
great story. fuckin cops.
megaDoombringer 2 years ago
The only people that have problems with cops are people that are intentionally doing something wrong or illegal and are dumb enough to get caught. I don't what crime you are committing, if you are stupid enough to do it, and stupid enough to make sure you dont get caught, then you deserve whatever crap the cops give you.
You don't want them to mess with you? Then quit being fucking stupid. Morons.
funkysnoogans 2 years ago
or if they just happen to be in the wrong neighborhood, or aren't wearing the right clothes or have the wrong color of skin.
nogoodbastid 2 years ago 13
Agreed. But it's not just white cops that do that.
funkysnoogans 2 years ago
who said it was?
nogoodbastid 2 years ago
@funkysnoogans Yeah dude ur way off, i dont know where you live but in ny the cops are so crooked, they bully more than they protect!
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@funkysnoogans : You couldn't be more wrong... that's like saying there are no dirty cops...
DeepSouthWrestling1 1 year ago
@funkysnoogans not being funny, but for someone who writes "stupid enough to make sure you DON'T get caught" you don't really have any place using the "moron" word.
TheLydianRocks 1 year ago
@jtackett7733 Right on. Here's the problem with today's cops.....they used to Protect and Serve. Not anymore. Today, they ENFORCE THE LAW!!! Whatever the fuck that means...so many fucking laws...I'm quite sure that if I simply wave my arm up and down in front of a cop, I'd be charged with a couple felonies and some misdemeanors. Too many fucking laws. See ya..............Bill from South Jersey..........
2242bzo 2 years ago
Fuck ALL cops. Love Stern and Artie.
2242bzo 2 years ago 2
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I wish there was some sort of system where you could sign up to never have a cop come to your home or to your aid for any reason. Then your ass would miss them like hell.
GreatIntellect13 2 years ago
@GreatIntellect13 Sign me up for that list, you fucking moron.
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arthurgman 2 years ago
lol
capone1118 2 years ago
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artie is full of shit, he is obviously a liar.
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ssptg 2 years ago
damn i love arte lange for all his bad points he's the funniest storyteller on the Tube by far
EvilKris 2 years ago 34
@EvilKris I agree. I've always thought his strong point was telling stories.
joemoe23 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
Nugburner420 2 years ago
wow you got to admit artie lang
mflora72 2 years ago
7:49 "Your friend didn't like blacks and I'll bet you he was insensitive towards homosexuals too"
lol
lordshampoo 2 years ago 4
Cheesesteak Atlantic City shits lol
Justinbacca 3 years ago 9
that was hilarious
paulanka2000 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
brdzch 2 years ago
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R.I.P. Arty! You will be missed!
curtaineater 3 years ago
he's not dead dickmo
lordshampoo 3 years ago
he aint dead. will be soon though no fuckin questions asked. dudes addicted to self destruction. too bad guys funny as fuck.
bong4200000 3 years ago 6
That's Artie dancing to Sal's song!
globulus1 3 years ago
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I can't beleive they actually let the police in the studio if that is true. Fuck the police.
MuslimsSuck1988 3 years ago
Scumbag cops legging drunk drivers go free on the streets.
chunksloth 3 years ago 3
Ahhhhhhhh,
Artie loved his blow!
katey1dog 3 years ago 4
best dance ever.
bulgarbombshell 3 years ago
best story i've ever heard
jherold87 3 years ago
The video is funny but distracting. The story is gold.
Juston232000 3 years ago 6
Then don't look at it dumbass
saruman84 2 years ago
Who did you kill?
werdisitcooltho 3 years ago
Damn, i was hoping he was going to do the "i hope you ni**ers like zeppelin" story.
VaughnErickson 3 years ago 3
artie lang is the king
eseker 3 years ago 5
Love the video!
RYENZRO 3 years ago 2
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no shit the dirty cop is my uncle. that was my moms car that they drove. funny shit.
boborulz6 3 years ago
That story rules!!
Wish I was there.
myfiftybucks 3 years ago
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who is this fat fuck?
primalclaws 3 years ago
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Artie is a lying sack of shit
k9feces 3 years ago
and then they say there are no innocents behind bars, this guy problaly arrested anyone that looked at him wrong
icwo 3 years ago 3
funny dance
nnayar 3 years ago
Artie does tell the best stories.
Craigers85 3 years ago 35
@Craigers85 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE COMES OUT WITH BOOK #2?
Like Little Lupe says, "That's craaaaaaaazaay".
ChicagoIrishman 1 year ago
great choice of video..classic!
watsfunny 3 years ago 2
take care of da kid
NEOCON23 3 years ago 3