The Gentlemen's Rant: Halloween

[obsessedwithmuffins]

Gentlemen's Rant: Phone Fanboys

[Matthew41700]

@obsessedwithmuffins no

[furryfan666]

Gentleman's Rant: Vegans

[afterencore]

Gentleman's Rant: Youtube

[NoirNekoMagic]

Gentleman's Rant: Christmas

[ThePaintballin123]

gentleman's rant: vegans

[mflooger]

I WANNA FUCK A CAT

[TheThirteenthKnight]

@mflooger I highly doubt the cat feels the same way, sorry.

[supersbatspiderman]

gentlemen's rant: pussy whipped friend

[mineisbigger18]

sorry kid but your costume looks like shit lol

[SamGlover25]

@tacoyum6 I'm British and kids trick or treat here.

[dragonofdoom99]

dewey decimal, epic! hahaha

[tacoyum6]

15 years ago, these guys were all Trick-or-Treating. Everyone does. Except Brits. Remember, remember...

[MHD1323]

A gentleman's Rant: The Third Date

[billielover80]

Wait, how can you complain about hot girls in slutty outfits?

[kenjiokitak]

@billielover80 Imagine a girl comes up to your door in a slutty fireman's outfit. She seductively says "Trick or treat" You instinctively say "I'll have both." That girl is fifteen.....your call on why they would add it.

[Thrillmillofficial]

Gentlemen's Rant:Dubstep

[0banon]

Halloween is why i'm glad i'm an australian

[Tullidar1]

I thought you said an original Mozart painting. I was a little confused.

[halo123spartan]

soooo true about slutty girls dressing as cats....i remember a few yrs ago half of my school was dressed like that

[TheCameron2299]

There all hilarious !

[hagmouse]

All of you are funny except Will Stephens. YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Shut the fuck up! How bout I tare out your lower intestine and strangle your wimpy punk ass with it? Those glasses look like shit, you motherfucking piece of shit! Fuck yourself!

[YELP94]

@hagmouse dude, you just wanna be on the responses. prick.

[Losuol]

Orange shirt was shitty, fat guy was ok. Rest is amazing

[MultiJhammer]

put a sign on your door saying 'trick or treating is for sinner but we will help you find the lord' that'll keep the kids away

[DrMcNinjaX]

A Gentlemen's Rant: Internet trolls

[Wolfie9X9]

A Gentlemen's Rant: Commercials

[darkrood]

gosh, who doesn't love insecure skanks

[meowzawowza]

Suggestion: Marriage

[heidiroseross]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Telemarketers

[mexxiko04]

The Genlteman's Rant:WEED or POT whatever you call it :)

[TheElectricJukebox]

Will, what you're WEARING looks like a Halloween costume.

[pbexpert]

The Gentlemans rant: Bluetooth guys

[oneil1414]

The Gentlemans Rant: ex girlfriends cause those bitches are annoying as shit!!!

[ANM724]

Wtf man why would u complain about slutty halloween costumes??? queer

[cheerios4canaries]

Whose voice comes out at the end? It's so sexy. Is it John's?

[gt81000]

Best intro ever

[pupgirl09]

Women's point of view: Why are you never satisfied with my costume. I just wanted something simple to put together. And look at what you're wearing, you look like a freaken' nerd when you wear that shirt. You's have better luck DRESSING UP AS the dewy decimal system.

[mirokusonlywoman]

The Dewey Decimal System is a system for libraries created by Mr. Dewey to organize the books and other things in such a way that they were easily locatable. Can I dress as a slutty librarian now?

[rayzars]

@mirokusonlywoman yes, yes you can.

[michastph]

my dad gave away soup cans one year because he forgot it was halloween.

[SuperJohncarter]

What I want to know is why these girls don't dress up this slutty every day. In one night you've proven that A) you can pull it off, B) you don't really need a good reason, and C) you're more willing to get slutty for strangers for a holiday than you are for me on a Friday. I've known you for five years. They've known you since hello at the front door. How the fuck does that work?

[qwertyln]

Dear Gentlemen,

The Dewey Decimal system is outdated.

Love, A Slutty Librarian

[midnightblack93]

Gentlemen's Rant: Justin Bieber

[JDaveD]

@midnightblack93 mother fker i seriously thought of that one like a second before watching this vid!!

[BlackManSlim562]

Gentleman's Rant: Vegetarians

[caqtv]

@BlackManSlim562 *vegans, surely

[YaYaMediaManic]

@BlackManSlim562  I agree!!!!

[dardedar88]

@BlackManSlim562 How do u know if someones a vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you...

[xPreTzeL]

ending was amazing! he's my favourite

[MrIndeedmygoodsir]

My username is perfect for these...

[TzarNicholas2]

gentlemen's rant: easter.

[SargenSmee]

Funny! love the music too.

[GrannyWhackers1217]

gentlemans rant: reality tv shows

[randalluron]

Stupid! Ha Ha really this is what people spend their time on. Dumb asses! Funny! I just wanted to watch a video, Get a life and a hug!

[AwesomeOposum]

@randalluron uhhh just FYI it's called being bored and taking 3 minutes out of your day to talk to random people on youtube.

Glad you thought that pointless conversation was funny. Have a good day, mam!

[NuMou5]

Gentlemen's Rant: STDs

[dduble07]

Gentlemen's Rant: broken condoms

[whenducksgobad]

what who doesnt want to fuck a slutty librarian

[theElectricGamer18]

hilarious, like always

[MandeeannBlackwell]

I dress like a skank on Halloween and love it :) look up sluts on Halloween pretty funny too.

[intergalacticchanel]

@MandeeannBlackwell I hope you die. I hope you die and your slutty body rots in hell and your STDs go with it. You dont deserve to live. I hope your death is slow and painfull. You are a sexual piece of meat. You have no reason to live. You should just go kill yourself because you have nothing to live for and everybody hates you. I hate you. . Everybody hates you so you have to look like a slut to get attention You are a horrible person. Fuck you slut bitch ho. Go die

[AwesomeOposum]

@intergalacticchanel you're just jealous because you're ugly.

[intergalacticchanel]

@AwesomeOposum There are many forms of renewable energy to diminish our demand of fossil fuels. Oh I'm sorry did I just blow your mind

[AwesomeOposum]

@intergalacticchanel so you're bringing up pointless arguments to hide from the fact that you're ugly. Bringing up such an unrelated topic as fossil fuels, proves my point.

And how would that blow ANYBODY'S mind? If that information "blows your mind", then you need some professional help because you might be mentally challenged... or an average teenage American; it's hard to tell the difference between the two.

[intergalacticchanel]

@AwesomeOposum I have girls who like me. Not because I wave my 10 inch arround but because I am a decent and respectfull person. I respect women. I like a woman because she is decent, respectfull and has a good sense of humor. Not because she waves her mellons arround. Also sluts are unintelegent. We unfortunatley live in a society where physical apperance is the primary aspect of a person. Not intelegence or sense of humor. Intelegence is better than physical apperance

[AwesomeOposum]

@intergalacticchanel not because you wave around your 10 inch... nose? Geez no wonder you're bringing up all these pointless side topics. Just face the fact that you're ugly; you'll feel a whole lot better.

Most sluts are more intelligent than you are if you don't know how to stay focused on one topic. Make up your mind and stick to one topic.

Oh yea, and those girls who like you... they like you as a friend; you're stuck in the friendzone.

it's funny when trolls try to defend themselves...

[intergalacticchanel]

@AwesomeOposum I'm not ugly. And if I was it wouldn't matter because I value intelegence and sense of humor over physical apperance. Do you think most people have control over thier apperance. Yet we live in a society where physical apperance defines a person. Thats why people like to look sexy. Niether me not Karl Marx want to live in a society where the value of a person is bassed on physical apperance. (I'm not a marxist. But I do agree with him on that)

[AwesomeOposum]

@intergalacticchanel you are making no sense. I'm going to stop talking to you now.

Have a good day, mam!

[intergalacticchanel]

@AwesomeOposum I am tired of living in a society where more people dress up sexy for halloween but give a blank expression when you ask them what the sistine chapel is

[AwesomeOposum]

@intergalacticchanel *blank expression*

[SuperKidSonic]

@AwesomeOposum I'm sorry you had to talk with that douchebag, he's training to become a serial killer by giving himself the mentality that anyone who dares to have the gall to be sexually active deserves to die.

[565michelle]

amazing



[fourtothefloor1994]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Rednecks

[NasosOfficial]

GOLDD.... JUST PURE GOLD I HAVE WOULD WATCH A MILLION OF THESE IF I COULD>> IVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE NOW

[ashap2121]

Gentlemans rant: Sluts/Prude Girls

[277jander]

Gentlemans rant: nice guys

[TQOMify]

Ouch, the guy in orange is kinda mean:/ I get that the whole slutty halloween thing is old, but he didn't have to make that stupid insecure skank comment...

[krodri407]

@TQOMify lol ur probably a skank...or going out with 1...either way hes very true

[TQOMify]

@krodri407 Oh, I've never been trick-or-treating in my life (even as a kid). I live in a country where it's not celebrated. And I'm a heterosexual girl, so I've never dated a girl, let alone a skank.

[thecowpooes]

Okay, if you want people to be a super insecure skank, Why not be you? :p

[Snomell]

A cat is fine too.

[pariismariie]

This was posted on my birthday ^.^

[ACGpwns]

@pariismariie Congratulations.

[Diegomtz28]

it was greasy so it took a second ... LMAO

[666dafydd]

valentines day

[Dancebeat991]

awesome!

[lillypadik]

Dude in the orange shirt somewhat reminds me of Billy Bob Thorton. lol

[MrthebestEVAR]

I told a girl that if she wants to wear a slutty outfit to just look in her closet. I got slapped. Thanks.

[KemiOMG]

The Gentlemans Rant: VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

[Prometheus5221]

@KemiOMG Serious! It's a MUST!

A day i allways thank god i am not in Charge of

Nuklear Weopons ...

[thisguy235]

I know what the Dewey Decimal system is...

[TheTrackStack]

like this if you hate halloween

[kretchie97]

Gentlemen's Rant: In-Laws

[Nybbe92]

I like how they're educated enough to separates diabetes into type-1 and type-2, something that few people do. Type-2 diabetes is a lifestyle problem, while type-1 diabetes is a chronic disease which can't be related to the actions of the disease carrier. So if you eat sweats you might get type-2 but never type-1 diabetes!

[UMPGamer565]

@Nybbe92 who gives a shit

[RandomTwit1698]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Smartphones

[swankyswigs21]

there IS an overabundance of masturbating jokes in these videos that concerns me.

[cudi3212]

John makes me proud be named John lmao, perfect

[randoms153]

gentlemens"s rant : homosexuals 

[Snake11Baron]

If you pause any of these videos right when they start, you get an interesting face out of it.

[tomex0725]

politics

[Yoshimatey]

The guy in orange was a dickhole.

[kokihi1]

@Yoshimatey I take it you dress like a skank on halloween?

[iamcondescending]

@Yoshimatey ha-ha!!! you are a stupid insecure skank aren't you?

[Yoshimatey]

@iamcondescending All I'm saying is: you may as well tell a person dressed up as a dog 'Oh, so you're a dog? Go on, lick your own balls then... Nope, I thought not.'

[KyleMacSkill]

@Yoshimatey he's just speaking the truth.. wait.. let me guess. Stupid insecure skank?

[Yoshimatey]

@KyleMacSkill surprisingly... not. i am a dude.

[intergalacticchanel]

Sluts are also

Members of Al Qaeda

Nazis

Soviets

Members of the illuminati

Freemasons

[masmantour]

Gentleman's Rant: Shit That's Funny.

[twinkielova50]

gentlemens rant: clubs

[CoothaDrifter]

Gentlemen's Rant: Music

[jasontdawson]

1:24 wow so im not the only one

[MajorVolkin]

How about stupid insecure skank, just look in your closet. Lol.

[LetsFaceTheMusic1]

i love the voice at the end.

[thormejh]

i want to fck a cat?

[insanemreric]

2:23 SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO fucking true.

[hu0189743]

FEMINISTS

[zacfanatic718]

Don't make fun of sexy firewomen! I mean seriously...we know how to handle a hose, if ya know what I mean ;)

[paulmcartneyprecinct]

Harry Potter

[sexylizzardbreath]

Rant: Europeans

[Sustanaelle]

@sexylizzardbreath reallly? im guessing your american?

[Gr1g0l1]

friend zone

[Winterblooddrop]

Gentlemen's Rant: Apple Technology (iPhones and Shit)

[MrDwarf2010]

Gentlemen's Rant: Rasist

[SkyFellSlow]

I LOVE THIS xD

[EpicalMusicDucky99]

the guy in the orange shirt w/ the glasses looks like james macavoy. just watch all the gentlemen's rant videos. he seriously does!

[wario549]

has anyone actually entered the contests?

[BanginBASICS]

the nerd is fantastic!

[Bleachhammer]

I am Never Gonna go to Gentlemen's Rant Halloween Party...

[DoctorWhofreak564]

The Gentlemens Rant: SOPA and PIPA

[xXFr0sty67Xx]

gentlemens rant: EXTREMELY FLAMBOYANT GAY PEOPLE!

[koolwhat]

Tha Black guy rulez...!!! as usual 

[ThyGodlyness]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Vegetarians

[calebrocks212]

@ThyGodlyness All you can say are good things though.

[MsMormoopidae]

@ThyGodlyness I'm vegan but I'd actually watch that. I think all new vegetarian/vegans go through a bitchy opinionated phase - annoying as hell, but sooo funny.

[PipiLongStawlk]

ROFLMAO 1:22 to 1:42

[intergalacticchanel]

我們是中國人。我們想愚弄愚蠢的美國人將給我們錢 We are Chinese. We like to fool stupid americans into giving us money. 美國人太笨。他們購買我們無論扔他們 Americans are so stupid. They buy whatever we throw at them 我們知道他們喜歡骯髒噁心在萬聖節的蕩婦 We know they like to be dirty disgusting sluts on halloween 所以，我們對髒噁心淫蕩的服裝，所以他們可以傳播性病 So we make dirty disgusting slutty outfits so they can spread STDs 它是那麼容易賺到錢的愚蠢和自私的人 It is so easy to make money off of such a stupid and ignorant people 我們嘲笑你變態的文化，並從中賺錢 We laugh at your perverted culture and make money.

[trancedsailor]

@intergalacticchanel good one Lol I'm an American and I love these guys because they are anything but ignorant.

[ROYALEFFEKT]

@intergalacticchanel But man i don't buy "made in china" things. coz it will stop working on my way home...

[ShadeMuccitelli]

@ROYALEFFEKT exact same story with their food lol

[kingollie07]

I have a question....Does anyone actually win these prizes?

[BEARiiZM]

@kingollie07

prolly no1 lol

[intergalacticchanel]

Nobody remembers the great culture of egypt, greece, mesopotamia, sumer ect. because they are too busy wearing slutty costumes and need lives.

[driagers]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Youtube

[eswormssful]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Black humor...

hello travon!

[EliteUnion]

The Gentlemen's Rant: The Gentlemen's Rants

[SKools2012]

@EliteUnion lol

[an50331]

lotiony hand

[rockywalterful]

Gentlemen's Rant: Youtube commentators that think they're famous

.... not sayin you guys think that of yourselves.

[gobluendsucks]

Only if you can tell me what the Dewey Decimal System is hahahahahahha

[jgourley760]

Stoping mid jerk HA impossible..

[intergalacticchanel]

Ayone who wears sexy costumes deserves to die

[Bzeeme]

Gentlemen's Rant: Sarkasm

[D00MWARS]

Gentlemen's Rant: Feminists

[MrAwsomemoose]

@D00MWARS that'll end well

[mrdizo]

the guy in the glasses is just hatin on chicks

[TEAMMINECRAFT88]

can u do a rant about being drunk?

it would be funny!

[MsBigBirdsbitch]

im 14 in 12 days and all of these make sense to me cause my whole highschool is turning me insane

[XxsleepysheepyxX]

I do know what the Dewey decimal system is....I know what I wanna be :)

[intergalacticchanel]

And if youre a slut you are stupid. Your skull is filled with STDs. While there are smart people who admire science and culture instead of you being a slut. So fuck off and kill yourself if you are a slut. Jump off a bridge. Nobody ever gave a shit about you anyway. The'll go fuck some other worthless piece of meat