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  • AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • creepy ass song for a creppy organisation 

  • I don't know who "Johnny Boy" is but isn't it nice to know Cruise and Miscavige have each other? Even if their in a sick, murdering, space zombie cult. Made up by a crazy, crapy, so called "SiFi writer". Aint love grand?

  • Does anyone else think that mocking Miscavige for being short has gone too far?

    Yes, he's done much evil, and the irony of the title of this song is pretty obvious. But is endless nastiness about height the way to go?

    He was born short, it's just a biological fact. Like being born of one race rather than another. Is it time to rise above perpetuating these prejudices, maybe?

    There are dozens of good reasons to criticise David Miscavige. I don't think his height is one of them.

  • @blinkundblank I agree, it's a very lame argument. Maybe people are trying to hurt his feelings(?) As a psychopath, I imagine he doesn't give a flying fuck.

  • crap

  • How about 1:47.( Noelle North) Look for the video were she wont let children into a Subway and makes them cry. What a good Cult Zombie she is..

  • 0:49 she doesn't look brainwashed at all lol

  • We stand tall, this from the asthmatic dwarf, he does not do irony.

  • This video makes me want to join scientology. They don't workship jesus do they? That man is a charleton and a fraud!

  • GO ANONYMOUS !!!!

  • Yes, sickening brainwashed fools they are... but I do quite like the song. :O) Pretty catchy.

  • I played this song to my son and he dropped dead.

  • XENU! XENU! WHY HAST THOU ABANDONED ME?

  • i was going to troll you guys but i'm too scared :,(

  • pretty song.

    After what I have read about David Miscavige, I would never look into Scientology. I'd be afraid I would have people spying on me and all around have a miserable time.

    It sounds like Marty Rathbun teaches Scientololgy the way it should be taught. Nevertheless, I am pretty much not interested in make-believe.

  • If you people don't stop talking bad about Scientology, David Miscavige will punch you in the knee cap. Just be a good little zombie like Tom Cruise,and you can have super OT powers that will make you jump up and down and talk like a crazy person.

  • @deeponeslive All because he's too chicken, like Johnny Boy, to come out as a homosexual.

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  • This song is not only crap but an example of how they brainwash people. The does nothing but repeat the same thing over and over and over again. Eventually that message is going to drill itself into the listener's brain.

  • i simply love this song, I don't know why but it's just so motivating!!

  • Wow, could'nt stop rockin', that little short guy sure can sing good,where do I sign up?

  • kill it with fire

  • really motivating!!!!

  • Hey David Miscavige; You're 5'5"...You're not standing all that tall. Even Tom Cruise is taller than you...Probably why you're his bff. Nice shirt, btw ;)

  • 2:50 Supreme World Leader of Closet Homosexuals

  • 07volvo...tell me how do u make this money?

  • THIS SONG AND VID MAKES ME WANNA PUKE

  • scientology was created by a satanist, L Ron Hubbard, who wrote science fiction novels rofl...and was a wannabe skipper.....he was best friends with and mentored by(even he admitted to this in a recording session) Aliester Crowley, founder of modern satanism and admitted pedophile, raped over 100 children and worked with the nazi's.... hubbard's own son stated that his dad had said that he was the antichrist and would return to destroy Christianity lol...

  • I didn't think there was shit as corny as the christian stuff. I have been proven wrong.

  • I started taking courses 4 years ago. At the time I was not making much money, $20,000 in debt and single. I now earn over $8,000 a month and am very happily married. I have greatly benefited from the time I invested in studying Scientology.

  • @07volvo realy wow thats amazeing

    So tell me how is it that if your $20k in Debt at the time and you been takeing courses (wich infact range between $5,000to$10,000 per session) you got out of it?

    I ask because if your $20k in the hole and had no income and pretty sure your bank account was closed down i.e LOCKED OUT you gotten them oney for your auditing and courses?.

    and how is it that you now make $8000 a month?, Not even $cientology Executives bring in that kind of income but Miscavige.

  • Hail Xenu!

  • David Miscavige doesn't want anyone to stand tall because he stands short.

  • Toooo many windows opening....

  • this just makes me sooo sad... it s all so eighties and being aware of the horror that is scientology, it s just tragic to see all these hopeful faithful true believers...

    SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS

  • lol this video and song is so early 90's.

  • what a motivational video!! love it :)

  • Look at Slappy and Mark Rinder behind him at 2:47...LOL..This is SO CORNY..LOSERS!!!

  • Can David Miscaviage really say, "we stand tall".. as short as he is?

    besides slappy, we see Mike Rinder & Heber Jentzsch singing! hilarious!

  • It's B.S. that Christians allow Sci(FI)Entology to get away with using a cross as their symbol!

  • This is crazy, weird, shit.

    No different from any other religion.

  • who wrote this song I love it really inspiring

  • aw man, there should be a dirty dubstep version lmao.

  • Scientology is a science fiction mindbelch cobbled together from delusional psychosis and found rubbish by insane mouth-breather L. Ron Hubbard, who delved the darkest depths of reality and discovered that Darth Vader is in league with the Klingons and Aleister Crowley.

  • David Miscavige is Hitler alright. If $cientology ever wants to be taken seriously, the decent ones need to team up and throw lil-Hitler's ass to the street.

  • f.ck scientolgy

  • Sign the US Government Petition to investigate the Church of Scientology

    and it's abuses. The Government must give a response.

    It’s all about a volume of voices, don’t be afraid anymore it is your right

    to get answers. People in this video have signed, anyone can sign,

    join those voices.

    If problems registering go here 1st:

    wwws dot whitehouse dot gov/user/register

    +back to the Petition:

    wh dot gov/4Os

    If the Sign button is grey and not green simply log out and log back in.

  • Hey la, hey la! Hey la, hey la! Suck my balls!

  • This makes "Friday" sound like Mozart.

  • Noelle North. Gross, and creepy as hell. I remember watching her on TV doing her silly little baby-girl act on TV when I was a little kid she was scary then and she's still scary today.

  • Worst song ever.

  • we stand ta.. oh fuck off this is bullshit but funny at the same time hope you all wake up soon

  • Sign the Whitehouse Petition to investigate the Church of Scientology and it's abuses.

    Anyone can sign 1400 signatures already.

    It’s all about a volume of voices, don’t be afraid anymore it is your right to get answers. If nothing happens atleast you are making a very important statement.

    If problems registering go here 1st:

    wwws dot whitehouse dot gov/user/register

    +back to the Petition:

    wh dot gov/4Os

    If the Sign button is grey and not green simply log out and log back in.

  • Fun fact: all the men standing around David Miscavage (the small guy in the weird shirt) have since left Scientology.

    I think this was made at the end of the Co$'s late-1980s advertising binge; I remember watching LA tv in San Diego and every fourth ad was the cheapo exploding volcano plug or that "question and answer" spot. Fred Rated was more interesting; hell, 1988-89 was more interesting.

  • David Miscavige = faggot

  • I have never seen so many tasteless sweaters in one place! Scientology likes to play dress up just like the nazis, those seaorg uniforms are pretty snazzy. The church uses propaganda very effectively and there is a cult worship of LRH. At one point the video reminded me of the Nuremburg Rallies during the 30s. This is very scary stuff and the church needs constant government over sight. LRH was just an old fashion snake oil salesman.

  • I see now why people say they look guy sorry it took so long for me to get this I've been living in my cave for the past 10,000 years. Guy means there over joyed and happy that's why they don't know what pratts they look in this vid. lol

    no so cool is being happy lol

    Still like the fact that these people look happy haven't seen that in a while or maybe happy has a whole new meaning now?

  • For some reason, David Miscavige reminds me of Lord Farquaad from Shrek.

  • @ 0:30 : "for the price of that freedom we all must PAY..." you bet you'll have to pay, LOL!!!

  • Im sorry as an "ANTHEM" this sucks on SO MANY levels!!

    I mean really, "Hey Lady La, Hey Lady we stand tall" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?? Anybody? "Hey lady la" ??? OH REALY?? Please I need a real explanation, OR is this some sort of joke the "church" of $cientology put out??

    no it can't be..........????

  • Very interesting, please post similar insider material.

  • LOL

    David Miscavige is just so TINY!

  • Not sure why such a stupid cult such as this one, has a piece of science included into the title. Scientology is a joke. Humanity doesn't need such garbage. Our ancestors survived without delusional religions and garbage like this.

  • @Reminisce86 Careful now, with rhetoric like that, you'll be labelled an ANTI RELIGIOUS BIGOT, by David Miscavige's crew.

    If you ever go into an Org, they really do act like it's actual science -- medicine. It's a fucking scandal! I know - I've done it. They are under pressure to be "upstat" to recruit new people, and sell courses.

    Scientology is an absolute fucking travesty, and it's BULLSHIT to say it's their "religious freedom" to do whatever they want.

  • @SoUpstat Haha seriously. This video is so cheesy and stupid. What were they honestly thinking? The music alone sounds like an attempt to make a crappy evangelical song. I wonder what it's like going into one of these places? lol.

  • @Reminisce86 No, their religeons were equally delusional.

  • @Reminisce86

    Scientology > Psychiatry by far. The latter is full of liberals and fags who profess to be tolerant but would like to do nothing more than to genocide our population of anyone different.

  • When everyone's accounted for after the Great Bankruptcy, Hemet will be like a mini-Auschwitz. I hope they're still alive.

  • roflmao, so cheesy. "from clear to eternity"

  • we stand tall

    he stands small (miscavige)

  • David is standing on one of those Rubbermaid stepping stools.

  • I see how they have used the old catholic method of a bunch of people holding candles in the dark to give the false religious affect.......weeeee stand tallllll! OH FUCK OFF YOU THEIVING SCAMMING CUNTS!

  • This is anonymous nice try to make yourself seem better but u fool no one u will be revealed and will crumble when the people see the evil crimes u have committed

  • Remember to ADD THIS VIDEO TO FAVORITES to push it up the ratings. Apparently, it's like doing a thumbs-up on steroids . Or something.

  • Ron bots still trying to make it less than 50% thumbs up. Nice try Miscavige. Or should I say, MisFAGage?

    Just think how many times MisFAGige will get bummed in jail.

  • wow, that's what I call brainwashing

  • How on earth can Tom Cruise stand TALL?

  • @CulturePROVOCATEUR

    His cock stands tall?

  • Anyways .... LULZ!!! Thankz!! keep on standing tallinn

  • Is that Quentin hubbard at 4:48 ???

  • Awesome thanks, I'm glad someone put this up on youtube so I can watch it again. We stand tall! :)

  • UK people - it's tinyurl (.) com / SciTax - one of those official petitions to review their tax breaks.

    Keep standing tall, people! 

  • That cruiseship was in the harbor of Curacao in the Netherlands Antilles. I just want to say one thing to scientology. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY !!!

  • THEY STAND TALL WITH PROPANE!!!!!

    CALL HOMELAND SECURITY NOW ON THESE DICKS

    watch "angry gay pope twin peaks" and be in for a shock. These are tanks used for FUCKING ENTIRE COUNTY'S!!!! Just one of these tanks would service a county of farms for a month.

    It is not normal for a church ot HIDE propane and run away froma camera when their tank is exposed.

    Stop these dicks before they blow us ALL up!!! Where is the FBI?

    They have a private gold mine too.

  • Do I thumbs this video up because I find it funny? Or do i give it the tumbs down because I hate the cult? What a dilemma, I hate and find these people funny at the same time.

  • @17iamgod Thumbs up :)

  • @17iamgod Your supposed thumb up a video if you like the content regardless of affliction. For example if you saw video involved with muslims but just the same would you thumb it up?

  • If you're using iOS note that the flash version has really useful annotations to explain context.

    Amazing how so many of miscaviges closest allies are imprisoned. It's either evil big pharma or he's a psychopath.

  • Not only is Miscavige a megalomaniac, he's a lousy singer.

  • Not only is Miscavige a megalomaniac wacko, he's a lousy signer.

  • I'm anti-$cientology, but what's wrong with taking stupid people's money? If people want to give all they have to a cult, and then they regret it later, then so be it. Some people need to make horrible mistakes to wake up.

  • I couldn't get past :35 without it causing a physical reaction. How's THAT for engrams???

  • It's embarrassing to watch now but twenty years ago when I was public we ate this shit up. I can't believe how fucked up I was back then.

  • You can feel the truth of this Video!

  • Another bullshit video to try and suck you into their paradigm.

    DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GET SUCKED IN!!

  • Hahaha laughin my ass off!

  • lardass windbag at 3:58 - dont forget, he was as despicable as the current leaders.

  • He is not Xenu, he is a very naughty boy

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Something is standing tall.

  • there are allot of 'Pie Faces' in this video..

  • They go all out to try and Cover the real Going ons in that fucking CULT!.

    Dude they make all these Nice warm cuddley soft smoot $cientology Vids of people getting along and interacting and so on.

    I call BULLSHIT on that vid they made because of the fact that they use it to lure more victimes and to take thier money and thier Lives!.

  • @LordZacknafien Seriously, I bet you know nothing of Scientology, what they do, what they are about and obviously you should be contacting your gov't for fucking over all Americans, did you do anything about that? Instead you're wasting your time posting shit! You are a suppressive person.

  • Scientologists deserve to lose everything! If Human Rights are reserved for Humans (Homo Sapiens) than these "Homo Novus" wankers have no need for such rights, right? ENSLAVE AWAY MR. MISCAVIGE, SCIENTOLOGISTS SEEM TO ENJOY IT HAHA!

  • ROFL at Rinder being a cheesy douche

  • that there are that many people who fall for these cults is just amazing..so many weak minded people

  • You don't have to be a Scientologist to be a smug douchebag....but it sure helps!

  • had to add something,,,,I have to be a lil mean,,,,but,,,, david m is too short to stand tall,,,,,,,,thanks for posting ,maybe this will help show how just plain stupid $cientology is

  • ok I had to stop this is fucking unbearable,this is the stupidest shit ever ,I cant imagine why anybody(regardless of how abusive and corrupt it is) would want to join a religion full of such sterile, souless, self absorbed, and downright corny bullshit, I am going to boycott everything any scienmtologist does from now on,even tho Im gonna miss my name is earl and the simpsons,I wont miss it enough to give any credence to any asshole involved in this stupidity,these ppl are smiley religiozombie

  • Anonymous can't control what others do under the name of Anon, because well they are anonymous.

  • "The price of that freedom we must pay...from now on."

    That sounds nice and threatening.

  • They mananged to shut own Jesus camp but they cant shut down this shit?

  • Anonymous should not have hacked NATO. That just gives credibility to Co$ claims that you guys are cyber-terrorists. Just stick to shutting down this cult.

  • This is the shittiest music video I've ever seen.

  • We're a bunch of freaks...

  • What happened to Shelly Miscavige?

  • @DeathtoALL991 probably how they left lisa mcpherson.

  • I hate $cientology, but you've gotta admit the song is pretty catchy

  • @ichigo73186 hey la, hey la, hey la, hey they-make-my-skin-crawwwwwll..

  • Cult.

  • it begs the question ..could it be any lamer,,,and the answer is ..no...it could not

  • Press 6 for the price is right!

    And tell them what they have won?

    Well I now enjoy taking money from old people, and raping dwarf negros all thanks to scientology.

  • How ironic "we stand Tall" when their most two prominent figures "Miscavige and Cruse" are short.

    I think this is reverse projection LOL

  • Sing the fucking chorus, Mike & Marty. Do you want to get fucking clobbered again?

  • this is scary

  • Scientology is in now way a religion. What religion has it's own secret service? What religion you can't leave if you want?

    Its a profit brain washing organization, not more not less.

  • Scientology is the ONLY religion that makes Americas constitution of free religion look bad

  • @letsgetstuy All religious cults are bad, period. It's just that there are few cults as obviously harmful as Scientology.

  • @letsgetstuy *cough...Westboro baptists...cough*

  • Comedy Gold.

  • We are Anonymous

    We are Legion

    We do not forget

    We do not forgive

    EXPECT US!

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  • It's neck and neck with the votes! Vote Thumbs up to expose this propaganda!

  • although my eyes and ears have been raped watching this I just cant stop replaying the damned thing.Im as happy as a pig in shit

  • BWAH HA HA HA This is now in rotation at my local Karaoke Bar!!!

  • This video is still hilarious no matter how many times I see it. A tiny little fluffy tailed cult leader in a ridiculous shirt groovin to "we stand tall".

    Cult fail at its best!

  • Here we go again, now pay attention;

    It is not about Faith.

    It is not about Dogma.

    It is not about Religion.

    It is not about God, or Xenu, or anyone’s right to believe in them!

    This is about a criminal organization’s ability to trample on human rights for a profit, an obscene, tax free profit.

  • @OpenComments Agreed. Can't help thinking original founder hit upon a brilliant way of forming what we now know as a ponzi scheme. This could well turn out to be the biggest of them all!

  • @OpenComments

    As fzappa007, (thats me) i wrote that many moons ago, I am SO VERY happy it has grown legs!!!!

    thanks OC !!!!

  • Shit, DM is tiny. He's like one of those tea cup dogs that chicks carry in their purses.

  • Marc Yager looks damned unhealthy. Almost like he's been scrubbing toilets on a yacht for 16 hours at a stretch.

  • Did they really bring this crap out? It's like a cross between the Patridge Family and a mormon choir....

  • Can someone explain to me how the media could get into the compound of cult leader Jim Jones & interview Vernon/ David Koresh in Wako & Charles mason, yet DM who is worse than all these people can refuse to be interviewed by all media or even questioned by police with the missing persons, deaths, supposed murders, extortion, kidnapping & now the child molestation case with one of his senior officers Jan Eastgate? with FBI looking into it previously to have given up is pathetic law enforcement !

  • @uncreativeranter That was a Congressman who did that, and tried to save those people, and they would up shooting him (or at him I cant remember) by ambush. That is why it is really important to call Homeland security on $cientology right now because of Angry Gay Popes Twin Peaks video. Why would a "church" rush to hide a GIANT TANK OF PROPANE with "shrub-tech", then run away when a camera is on them? An American judge calls them dangerous, yet they have massive stockpiles of propane.

  • this is a awesome song ! i like it very much........we (real scientologist) stood, we stand and we ever ever ever will stand TALL !!! that´s true !

  • 411351 views in one month:-o That's about ten times the ammount of $cientologists in the USA^^ You are indeed very upstat!

  • Omg! The Hermes shirt, this due is such an idiot, imo of course.

  • Christians and other religions react to scientology in such an aggressive manner because it exposes how easy it is to make up a religion just as Christianity/Islam/Judaism was made up by men in order to mindphuc/control people.I'm not sure why us atheists pick on them so much- they're no more absurd than the local Southern Baptists or Catholics it's just that Christianity is widely accepted as "truth" so they don't seem as weird.

  • @crud4 It's not the beliefs (which are all equally outlandish) -it's the behaviour; illegal and abuse practices that cause massive amounts of harm. $cientology is so bitter about psychiatry and psychology because they are IN DIRECT competition. The latter work to heal people, and a regulated. $cientology causes severe mental damage and fleeces people of their life savings.

  • @chrisholland First off, fuck scientology, but, how many people do you think have been murdered in the name of Christianity? Ball park figure....take a guess.

  • @crud4

    None of the mainstay religions practice/encourage anything to the extent “fair game” is applied. The majority of these religions do not apply fairgame tactics as institutionalized policies;Scientology does.

    Activities this sect is currently participating in haven't been seen since the dark ages. It was wrong then and it's wrong now. Just because ppl used to burn witches/heretics/atheists, does that make a “new religion” doing the same thing today alright? No, of course it doesn't.

  • @chrisholland You should go to a Benny Hinn freak show. He'll beat you with his sports coat and charge you a thousand dollars for curing your cancer. All religions are bullshit. Christianity simply has a monopoly now (in the west) so the violence isn't necessary anymore but this monopoly was gained at the end of a bloody sword. Scientologists simply expose how fucking absurd all religions are. They do in fact take the cake.

  • @crud4

    Scientology isn't a religion, though.

  • If you want to leave don't forget

    1-866-XSEA-ORG

  • Nevermind the Hermes/Goatse! Fucking LOL at The Midget's "dad dance" ! What a stupid little asshole that guy is! They should have a coup and toss the little fucker in The Hole!

  • this is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. BRAVO cult!!

  • Dam that was lame!

  • Words from a book showed me the way And said that Tom Cruise is so not gay But the price of that freedom is not to play With his dong Joining together we hold our ground Spend all our cash on ideas unsound These sci-fi stories of thetans Sure suck balls Is it so very wrong To steal Vanessa Williams' song? We suck balls And smoking crack Now seems OK We suck balls This tedious song Goes on and on
  • David Miscavige found 498 minions to vote for him -or- 498 people don't understand how to vote for this video -or- 498 people love Hermes/Goatse Shirts

    Scientology is winning the voting battle, it's 498 vs 479.

  • Nice to see the comments are still 'on track' !!

  • new workout song

  • ugh.

  • Never thought I could have more disdain for David Miscavige. Then I saw this video.

  • Did anyone else notice when they entered the 420 room it was very smokey and they were laughing alot? Weird.

  • what does "stand tall" means? something like "stand over? can someone please tell me the usage of this? thanks

  • So, you know all those RTC and OSA people (whose job it is to derail the comments etc) are feeling about David Miscavige now.

    I would jump ship now. The guy's fucked.

    You faggots tried to buy SoUpstat's YouTube channel for $500, and that failed. (really - see tinyurl(.)com/6l8vtr7 )

    You can start thinking about who you'll give media interviews to, first, when he is arrested. You could be on chat shows, newspaper etc. TICK-FUCKING-TOCK, Miscavige!

  • @chrisholland

    They're so desperate to get that video taken down.

  • @chrisholland why are you so hostile to scientology. Every church collects money. Scientology fights psychiatry and that is very necessary because the psychs want everyone on meds. What about an obvious "other" church which has raped many children, you think you should be targeting good people? Hmmm, I question your sanity!

  • @Cindy98020 -sure every church collects money but no religious group extracts more money from its followers than the COS.These inflated prices,while not at all conclusive, are highly indicitive of a commercial operation.If you don't already know this you will soon discover that the further you move along the bridge the more expensive it becomes.There's far better things in life to spend your hard earnt on than Hubbards self-help cult..Good luck

  • @jimmah1967

    I was contradicting Cindy98020's propaganda over on this thread (watch?v=l42UrHDx4lE), and Cindy98020 didn't like it. So she sent me a couple of private messages accusing me of stalking her, and made a some vague threats about suing me. LOL.