THE PROFESSIONALS - Episode 1.13: "A Fish Out of Water"

[bulldawq1]

uh the fish is dead 2:44

[jetlifari]

hehe, not bad for drunk youtube surfing :D

[JohnothenCrane1]

thumbs up if this should be a video game

[JohnothenCrane1]

Tracey is an asshole!

[Misheequa]

Hehe I watch YouTube using my iPod touch

[Bioceps]

Boss: he could take my fish!

The Ninja: DIE FISH

Boss: NOOOOOOOO

[Misheequa]

Uhh I thought it was already dead...?

[Leafheart12]

Boss: Any idea's fish?

Fish: CLEAN MY BOWL!!

[TheRoby137]

noooOOOOOO not the fish, she was my favourite character

[TehWolfGuy]

Thumbs AAAALLLLL the way up if Ray introduced you.

[PutOnUrCoolFace]

NO, NOT THE FISH!!!!

ANYTHING BUT THE FISH!!!!!!!!

[dudemaster1001]

boss is racist

[abonillas300]

where is ray ???? 

[XxBCGamingxX]

this and the next episode and ima go to sleep.... maybe

[Mr0Upthebut]

How the hell is the category nonprofits and activism?!?

[saturnstargirl]

LMAO I thought that ping sound was my iPod, and I went to pick it up and check on it when the Boss started talking about the iPhone, and then I realised it was on my laptop. LOL

[kewlchica150]

Why does this not have more views? i love this....i will tell my whole school to watch this ( 300 people)

[TheProfessionalsShow]

@kewlchica150 you rock!

[danijohopkins]

@kewlchica150 wow 300 people...if i told me school to watch it it would be more like 8000

[cdmidget1]

Am I the only one who searched for BritishninjaFTW? 

[TheAnimusification]

@cdmidget1 No.

[divin0wnage16]

get in the car or ill keep the windows closed -.-'

[TzeffNL]

Tim, you lucky dog! Kat is so HOT! :-P

[ImDrFail]

LMAO "MOTIVATION"

[iforgotwatitis]

this is obviously fake, ipod touch first generations don't have speakers.

[TheProfessionalsShow]

@iforgotwatitis haha i think you're the first person to notice that XD

[gerardo9232]

@TheProfessionalsShow the first but not the only one

[epicdraakje]

@TheProfessionalsShow he is lol!

[HBK23451]

ha ha ha FTW for the win

[SwiftDarknessNight]

Sad fish man is sad.

[mrjrotem]

The boss should run in the Olympics

[joshwye92]

9:51 epic face

[SuperLegoPikachu]

futwah. lol

[KZBProductionCo]

4:26 one of the best lines of the show

[1031jag]

how many people searched for the channel?

[SilentPeat11]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss­sss

[dkburger]

FAKE AND GAY

[houndog202]

@dkburger your mom is fake and gay

[ASH3SxTH3IF]

@dkburger it isnt so FAKE AND GAY as it is, STAGED AND BICURIOUS

[FacepalmNinja995]

how ironic that they are fighting a british ninja but the boss drives a mini cooper

[SHarK276]

9:26 He runs like a welshman. Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a welshman?

[Stealth995]

only difference between this show and a high budget show is that this has slightly worse camera quality, but the show's quality is much better =) keep up the vids

[O135K]

BrittishNinjaFTW lol

[metalworrior123]

lol keep replaying 9:50

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

he took the fish, that insesitive son of a mackerel...

[CowardForces]

"Futwa" lolololol

[977menaA]

Boss really likes his fish uh.....

[Nerdfighter007]

I love this show!!!

[MrSnazzay]

fetwa...?? lol best part of the series right there

[Hightscribe]

Fetwa 6:43 x'D

[GabrielDLorenzo]

tech i need you fix my monitor

also we kill people

Damn that was fast

i was hoping some dramantic sence

[TheRkhreish]

awesome show

[rcatstott]

i want to see more Ray v.v

[dmontybox]

The boss when NOOO

I just smil=D

He so deserves it

He's been a b**** with Jorge

[dmontybox]

Tech, I need you to fix my monitor. Also, we kill people =D

[ps8hand]

"Tech i need you to fix my montior also, we kill people"

[aadil999]

I was half expecting the Boss to say FATALITY at the end, after the emu scream..

[MrRestlessnative]

this is pretty good for youtube i have to say, love the theme tune. quality

[MrRestlessnative]

this is pretty good for youtube i have to say, love the theme tune. quality

[CaptainWatson234]

futwa...?

[PaulThePuppetier]

Is the computer at Armor Games at 6:01?

[ducktapelover1]

@PaulThePuppetier it totaly is

[MrRpgmakerkid]

YOU OBVIUSLY CHACKED OUT BRITISHNINJAFTW

[way2cool4schoolgirl]

British Ninja FOR THE WORLD!!

[dancemagic4]

I have the same beta fish, same colour, same size, and same gender!

[aadil999]

@dancemagic4 how do you know what gender it is..

[dancemagic4]

@aadil999 the prettier ones are male, the kind of not beautiful coloured ones are females... If you had a betta fish you would understand lol:P

[orion4mm]

Not the fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[motopunk956062]

You can see the mic boom in the reflection of the Welcome sign at 4:00 lol, still a great show :)

[wn13xb2]

ray william johnson is the best !!!!

[Blahlolz1]

9:27 epic face 9:49 sad face 9:52 jizz in my pants

[addinomarkamil]

if u keep repeating 9:42 it looks like the boss is humping the door

[videomaster098]

@addinomarkamil LOL you're right!

[iloveloockerz]

how can you hear  any thing from ipod touch 1G?

[KrimsonWolf]

"Tech! I need you to fix my monitor, also we kill people."

[SpartanXLVIII]

Is it just me, or does the boss have the only PC in the office?

[96ihatehaters]

wich country is tech from

[JessieIsDaName]

@96ihatehaters I think Italy...But he said something Spanish in the last two episodes. lol

[doudouismybaby]

Frank reminds me of Seth Rogen ;D

[TayebKenzari]

if you search britishninjaFTW there is actually a channel and they already put up a video of the boss being captured.

[PsnScouseMatty]

haha i can't believe i actually went on /britishninjaftw

[TheMystikalmage]

Cares more about his fish.... That's sad. But Im confused, why all of a sudden is he having to drive back to an office? I didn't think he had left.

[moritzrr]

15 ppl missed the like button

[dkconor]

@moritzrr no, they didn't. They must have clicked it because they thought that the content they just watched was SHIT.

[moritzrr]

@dkconor like u? id love 2 c u put up a better video dumbass

[moritzrr]

@dkconor like u? id love 2 c u put up a better vid retard

[dkconor]

@moritzrr 3 flaws with your comment, as I knew someone like you would reply:

1) I never said I disliked the video, I'm just saying that some people don't like the same content as us. Infact, I liked this video.

2) You commented twice as a reply to me. Learn how to click certain things once.

3) You don't even have any videos. Before assuming that you'd like to see me post a better video, check how many videos I actually have..

Also, another thought: Why not learn proper grammar?

[videomaster098]

@moritzrr or ppl didn't like ass wipe.not everyone has the same taste.fuckin ignorant assholes.

[xCopyAndPasteSkilzx]

why couldn't he just use one of the many other computers? =.=

[vflail]

not the fish!!!!

[TheSwedishDud3]

9:26 I can see two guys, one recording other standing next to him xD

[forshizzled1]

if you dislike this video your a tool

[redamimouni]

I dont Get it Cat said your girl friend lives acroos the country when there in calforina then frank said i will fly to L.A and kill your girl friend

[MotionGames]

"Feh twah" ;)

[elmo890]

That's awesome, you can go to BritishninjaFTW's page, and the videos are there!!

[Newnear]

What you mean some one else wants to kill her? Who? I call dibbs XD Lol

[SEPHIROTHSFOLLOWER]

fishy :'(

[11Stormtrooper]

IPHONE 4 (WANT)

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

Laughed moderately hard at 3:15

[Jrambo2822]

LOL I saw all 13 episodes in one night

[sonneh88]

Boss, "...fuh-twaa...?* lmfao

[flyboymike111357]

thunbs up if you went to the brittishninjaFTW channel.

[flyboymike111357]

they run a tech repair company and the boss can't even fix his own computer.

[amandarose617]

the fish thing is great. i hope Tech kills you all, btw !!

[Quepaza95]

u kinda ruined the part 2, im not gonna say how u did it to other peple wich is reading this cause i was kinda ennoyed...

message me back if u really wanna know some of the end.

[petitestar86]

You know what would be an awesome twist! If we found out that tech is actually the boss' son. lol

[Nathonamore]

MOTIVATION! XD

[rantmaster1234567890]

who knows escapist the vid is with his voice fron unskippable

[NorskRandomPro]

thumbs up this comment if you found out that ''britishninjaftw'' is a real channel

[appanges]

"You know what? Get in the car, no AC." "C'mon Tim, that's not even funny."

[greatone97]

You guys should write the entire season in advanced (or at least a large sum of it) so you can film in bulk. It'll make filming a whole lot shorter/easier.

[VBladeCRO]

Just did a The Professionals Marathon, watched all of the episodes in like, a day, and can't wait for more, so I hope you don't make us wait much longer!

Awesome show tho, and you just got yourselves a subscriber :D

[SaSViper1]

14 people are retards

[Xaith89]

are you guys... hiring...?

[Dreadnought942]

NOOOOO THE FISH!!!!

[Thomazgutten]

13 ppls work for the british ninja

[mattbru2]

the kidnapping was not the best acting :|

[IsmailAli123]

LOL the title made me think they were taking his fish and its gonna happen

[xxPRESTIGExx70]

everyone in the professionals has an i phone

[tury23666]

did anyone notice that the boss when up the stairs then down the stairs whats up with that did he messt up.

[MUR4DHD]

guys watch this video with CC Transcribe Audio its so funny!

[ResistenceX3]

iPhone 4 o:

[HBK23451]

ftw (for the win)

[waltDiZ007]

@HBK23451 its free the whales duh lol

[sephiroth21347]

y is Steve filming this. is he evil?

[TheEminemfan1990]

you wanted me to get in a CAB with a bag full of body parts?

[S6W6C6]

9:50= epic NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[mihaelkYeah]

@S6W6C6 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo­oouuuuu....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabyMorse]

Best. Ending. Ever! Bahahahahahahha, Tech should be ninja though.....

[casw265]

Such dedication to a fish with a short lifespan.

[aimezing]

meh 

[qoqo77]

tech is the best cherechter

[homemadevids1]

Tech is awesome! Without him, how will the boss ever play Pong again?!!! Noooooo....

[TheDeviantation]

Gotta few ideas for next few episodes:

Tracy becomes a professional assassin and plans to kill Tim (And maybe teams up with the british ninja who's working for a competing agency?)

Kat becomes closer to Tim and finds another excuse to work on the phones again while Scott takes over. (And maybe they have a first date, although they get ambushed by the other agency and it turns into a shoot out?)

I know they're pretty crap but they're just ideas, love to see more!

[garrettm91]

awesome job!

[sephiroth21347]

i wonder who taped this since Steve was kidnapped

they cant hav a replacement steves the best

[TheIncredibleLilith]

@sephiroth21347 Well SOMEBODY kept filming that time Steve got shot, so I think it can be safely assumed that there are multiple cameramen. Steve's just the awesomest one though. ::)

[VELOCIRAPTOR247]

"Highest Rate Comments" = "People who liked their own comments the most"

[PRocker320]

No kats way too hot to be working for britninja

[Noxor0]

the iphone first gen doesnt have internal speakers, good vid though

[xNightmarex88]

My fish!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[MacTips4804]

Lawllll to the ending.

[MrShoe321]

Garenteed cat is working for the ninja

[xNightmarex88]

@MrShoe321 i thought of that to

[locksmith9898]

motavation i need that

[mrjammed]

i think this could be on tv, like public access telivision.

[ps8hand]

"Tech i need you to fix my monitor also we kill people"

[mrs1man]

5:30. :O let us infer!

[wouternet94]

it doesnt work from 0:00 to 10:14.

[dimoschka]

the boss runs like an ape XD

[fatsterfatster]

3:30 doesn't make sense, apend DNS suffixes??

[coolcam28]

@fatsterfatster actually, that does make sense.

[TheProfessionalsShow]

@fatsterfatster yes it does

[sephiroth21347]

@TheProfessionalsShow y is Steve filming this (in the basement with tech)? is he evil?

[demonmel]

@TheProfessionalsShow no it doesn't?

[L0kicha0tic0]

@fatsterfatster Sure it does, the login trouble sounds like it could be an error caused by the DNS not being able to resolve an IP address over the VPN. It sounds like the client is using a VPN to log into an internal network hosted on a server. The DNS resolver software on the VPN client must be able to append a DNS suffix to the computer name before sending the name for resolution.

[arthangell]

fucking awsome xD

[fiveknuckleshuffle91]

d fish is gonna get barbequed

[sephiroth21347]

while driving bak to the Nerd Unit i wud hav called the employees thereto all get to his office and watch the fish

[GreenDaynumber1fan1]

Not the fishie! D: plz get the fishie back!

[puddinginthemorning]

Do we ever figure out what was wrong with the boss's computer?

[bobwatters]

very funny lol but i think the producer guy dosent fit in all the other actors do a better job

[hightide1976]

NNNNOOOOooooooooooooo lol

[MeBeSojokes]

03:06 i thought his name was scott.........

[puddinginthemorning]

@MeBeSojokes it is but if you rewatch episodes, the boss always calls him by the wrong name

[Roleplayer008]

here's an idea, why not use one of the other several computers in the nerd unit to order the tickets?

[warriorsDE72]

taking tech is one thing, but no one takes mah fish!!