Cold Cereal (Sarcasm: because some people need to be told)

[a1its]

Cereal does stay good for almost forever.

[nwalkerm]

i order cold cereal :(

[gtxprince]

Lmao at your child voice.

[mightydojo]

that line about burning man killed me.

fuck burning man

[samrustan]

I concur

[thetruthprincesss]

hahah!

so funny!

jerry seinfeld always has so much cereal!

[lawyerjudgesdestroy]

I did 5 years in prison over cereal !!! shut up!!!!!

[ozmoroid]

When I was a kid and the family was on the road I sometimes asked for cereal at Denny's.

[elviradark6]

i like frankenBerry! ^_^

[elviradark6]

ok, for some reason i cant hear this video, or any other video for that matter, so i'll return later , see if it works LOl ^_^

[no1saphead]

Look at his page. Apparently all this guy does is watch TV,movie and the computer...Probably takes Meth to be able to watch a movie 10 times .

[niteme]

Makes me want to get some cereal....

[EstebanCambiassoARG]

"NO I WANT FROSTED FLAKES, EHHH!"

[rawwqq]

Stoned dirty hippies? Lol I was thinking old people

[xxWhiteLightningxxx]

didn't I see you ordering your lucious fat bowl of frosted flakes at the Pit? lets not be a hypocrite here, god knows what was running through your veins that day!

[piper4seeformerly]

I don't hear the truck driving section of youtube laughing..

[tooltime9901]

nor are burning man hippies. stereotypes are a fact of life we ALL have to deal with.

[piper4seeformerly]

But for what? A debate over cereal?? Being a hippy is not necessary to earn a living. Driving a truck is honest work. They deserve our respect. When make a statement like in your video, your implying they don't. Is that how you feel?

[fywacia]

Doesn't this intellectual midget realize that truck drivers live out of a truck? There's not fucking dishwasher, or a refrigerator in most cases to even make a bowl of cereal. Then there's all the talk about meth, well fuck it, I'll be a dick to. Mr. Tooltime looks like a drug addict and when he talks I need some drugs just to stand him.

[tooltime9901]

calm down and learn to take a mother fucking joke!!!!

[eirefrance]

Said the kettle to the pot?

[kcolumbusgirl]

Wow. Way to generalize, asshole.

[HazelEhren]

Cereal dosen't keep? You dont store it with the milk in, dick wad!

You are such a stuck up biggot.

[Neilsama]

That was the greatest little kid impersonation ever.

[Milkimu]

Haha, I love you, you're hilarious.

[turnxitxaround]

Cereal is horrible.

[notonewhit]

I cant believe you got 203 comments on this video. Nice relief from the silly atheist debate?

[rekojehtmai]

5 stars just for your child impression

[sthebg20]

Hahahaha, that high dirty hippy impression was a little too good...

[Biogirl52]

I love mickey mouse pancakes.

[TuplaP]

And its a well known fact that the stoned hippies go for the pancakes!

[TuplaP]

three days high on meth and cold cereal is pretty much you can eat.

[TheAwedCouple]

Whoa, this cold cereal is even better than parking lot veggie burritos and grilled cheese, bro'! The colors in the Fruity Pebbles and sounds in the Rice Krispies are tripping me out, man! I might need a guide to get through this bowl.

[ChuckHitler]

lol

[Fordi]

>_> You said it at the start: If no one was buying it, they wouldn't be selling it. I mean, fuck, there's a Cereal /restaurant/ at my old campus.

"What the fuck," you ask?

I tried it at least once; made that shit with four types of marshmallow. Never bothered with it again.

[someweirdgayguy]

Atheists buy cereal at restruants because there is no meaning in deliciousness without god.

[lovelyirene2001]

TAA's views on cold cereal sold in diners (or restaurants) is absurd and shows his insular & limited view about things. Hotels & similar establishments abroad sell cold cereal to American tourists & expatriates. There are restaurants with American themes (i.e. a diner) in other countries that have cold cereal on their menu. It is not "stupid" as TAA thinks it is. If a product can be sold as such, why not?

[zablodowski]

Nice teeth.

[skipmeister57]

hey i smoked reefer wit a dirty hippie that looks just like him. he look like a dum ass punk, he talks retarded too

[imbored2]

stoned truckers !! ahh haha sweet

[thatguynotagain]

long haul truckers up for 5 days on meth. nice false stereotype.

besides, are you really getting your money's worth clogging up your arteries with bacon and eggs ? When you slobs keel over of a heart attack us cereal buyers will pour milk on your graves !

give me cereal or give me death !!

[thrashmetalteen]

lol some good points haha

[wizardofohm]

meth truckers are NOT a false stereotype. They are a VERY real segment of the trucking population. If they are buying cereal (this part may be false, as I have rarely seen a meth addict eat anything) it is probably because they couldn't stomach anything else. If anything, the hippy thing is BS, while hippies may love sugar and marshmallows, they would definately want more food than just that after all the bong hits.

[thatguynotagain]

the vast majority of truck drivers are subject to random drug testing and also keep accurate log books which limit their on duty time. Sure there is a small percentage who are into meth, coke, speed, or whatever. Likely a smaller percentage than society as a whole. I guess we could also say there may be a small percentage of meth users who like that cereal. It's still a false stereotype though. Hippies are all over the cereal though, you know that !

[Mephistophilus]

Why so cereal? ;o)

Muffin components:

Flour, baking powder, sugar, milk, butter, eggs

Cake components:

Flour, backing powder, sugar, milk, butter, eggs

Why are muffins acceptable as breakfast but cake is not?

[giglbox]

yes! that was great.

[ABONESR]

"cereal does not stay good forever"

what? does it turn evil after a while? its expiration date is over a WHOLE FUCKIN YEAR

wtf r u talkin about

+ the 5th type: FAGGOT hipis which you're the perfect example of them, even tho you also kinda belong to the 4th type.

the FUCKIN CATAGORY WAS COMEDAY FOR FUCK SAKE in first place! SO WHY THE FUCKIN FAGGOT RESPONSE?

you're one fuckin disgusting fucktard/ wash ur face, clean ur teeth, circumcise ur penis, shave ur ass and don't shove sharp items inside

[ChildsPhilosophy]

how about go kill yourself?

[Rivage1]

holy shit rofl, calm the fuck down. I agree tho

[IcyGoats]

How does it feel having no one love you?

[eirefrance]

It sucks.

[quannump]

well played, good sir.

[naybobdenod]

kewl :)

[TruthNationUS]

ROFL A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN! HOLY SHIT.

[Preacher586]

Type#5: The obese. You can only buy so many simultaneous plates of bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, hashbrowns, waffles and curly fries all soaked in maple syrup without wanting a side of cheerios.

[babywithanailgun]

Hey what is with the whole jesus-portrait-look you imposed in your vid? why didn't you just make the round glow in the background orange already? is that an anti-atheist thing?

[bloodeyez2]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

An intellectual video about eating cereal in a restaurant, lol, BRILLIANT!

[NoWattz]

ummmmm? ...... Why is this even being discussed? Seriously?

[limoguy333]

because its important

[cjdaweasel]

This is an important topic that needs to be dissected and examined properly. :P

[3mate1]

Also the hippies couldn't afford anything other than the cold cerial! Nice vid bro

[JBandKG]

i love cereal

[peroslowned]

burning what ?

[slayerfreak121]

Man.

[blackpigpigxxx]

Hilarious!

[Mizelei1991]

It's true, Cereal is delicious when you get home stoned.XD

[patduckles]

i get cereal on the road im not a trucker, hippy child or jerry seinfeld i was in a hurry and cereal is quick

[BornInAsphodelMeadow]

I wonder if anyone has ever been part of all four of those groups at some point... I think it must have been done by now.

[Zekkron]

stoned trucker children?

[danihc]

I never thougth someone would anser that video!!

a cereal dabete!! love it!

^__^

-Dani

[zand3r73]

You've got to much time on your hands man.

[Denamic]

Hey man!

Lay off the cereal!

Frosty flakes are the greatest thing ever to graze breakfasts.

[xxxchaindrive]

As a person who drove a semi for a number of years, (better money than I made as a teacher or a chemist), I take umbrage with your portrayal of truckers as meth-head cereal eaters. After several days of running four wheelers off the road, falsifying my log book, dodging scales, and bribing DOT enforcement officers, all I could think about, was the next lot lizard, and a big ol steak with runny eggs. How dare you sir, insult me and my fellow gear-jammers with the thought of cereal!!!

[GuiltyInnocenceX]

Fuck cereal, lol. :p

[Drstrangelove17]

Why is everybody forgetting the college student? I am a dorm rat living in a smaller space with 3 other girls. I don't want to have all that fucking cereal hanging around my place. It's like a boyfriend that never leaves because I don't eat cereal very often. So, rarely, I would order a bowl of cereal at a restaurant, and now I have to suffer the humiliation of knowing that I can never enjoy eating cereal in public again. I will eat my fruit loops behind a dumpster at 7/11. thanks a lot. ;)

[Censeo]

Another thought. Who'd buy those gigantic cowboyhats? My brother was trying to get one of those when he was in America, for comic reasons, but is there actually any other reason someone would buy them?

[torpedofish]

This is America, where people buy all kinds of crap they don't need, simply because it's there to have. We don't need reasons! All we need is money burning a hole in our pockets, and one crazy moment of bad judgment. That's the magic formula.

[Zamorack13]

they keep the sun out of your eyes and if your riding a horse it cushions the impact on your head

[fuunguus]

I don't see WHY stoners would like cereal!

We stoners hate making our own food, but cereal? There are much tastier thing at a diner than cereal ffs. We always chose the most tasty food.

[torpedofish]

I love cereal when I'm stoned, but I have to agree that buying it in portion packs is kind of dumb, because if you're stoned, you know you're gonna want two or three bowls of it, haha.

[fuunguus]

Well, we're all different and nobody likes the same stuff :)

Maybe i shouldn't have used the word "We".

[mnewf2002]

I Have oversized (cerial) bowls for when I am stoned, Cerial while stoned is awesome! lol meth is bad mmmkay? pot is good lol

[LoogyHead]

I'll admit, way back when I was a picky eater as a child, i fell into that category of "I WANT CEREAL!"

but sometimes I'll be out on vacation long enough (4+ days) that a fruit bar/waffles aren't appealing to my stomach in the morning and cereal just breaks the monotony and still be a "healthy choice"

[SteevDragon67]

you made a good point! those ARE the people that would by cereal. especially the stoners you spoke of and little kids. kids are picky little shits, and a few minutes of whining about "I don't like eggs" or "grits? yucky!" you'd do anything to shut them up! and the stoners. I've been there! of course a stoner would buy three or four boxes! personally if i came into one of these places stoned, I'd get a huge grand slam breakfast! that would be great in a stoned state!

[TraePalmer]

LMAO...I have seen cereal on menus and have thought it was a bit dumb 'cause it really is a no-effort food. When I'm at a diner I typically order stuff that normally turns out to be a disaster when I attempt to make it at home [omelettes, for example LOL].

[GoldenRatio]

I reckon foreigners would try it as well purely for the novelty factor.

[JWJSSIF]

good stoned person impersonation xD is that the word?

[buffaloscot3d]

as aposed to hot

[spotlitkiss]

tj makes me feel better about my own moods over stupid things in this world. his rants are quite humorous/annoying to the ears.

[DanC9189]

little kid voice must return! that was amazing.

zombie chucky south park voice

[SireGaukler]

Your small child voice scares me.

[Televishone]

Your nose is so symmetrical, it's almost scary. Nice video dude.

[Psycheout]

Subscribed!

[Dobsi]

I have noticed this trend from a long time

I think what bugs hi is the behaviour of acting like you're at home in public places, and this cereal thing just tips him off because in some way he connects it to that behaviour being acceptable by the public which he hates but loves for its cruel ways.

[Dobsi]

What I think deep down was troubling TJ is the ideology that some of the mannerism or behaviour acceptable at home are not in public places or in this case useless.

[GodWantsBlood]

lol @ the meth'd out trucker bit.

[cro508]

you did the last one so good that it looks like ur speaking from expirience xD

[Dobsi]

It's a breakfest place, so they make what people have for breakfest

So they put it on the menu because people eat it for breakfest

[klangsteiner]

I can think of one more type that would buy cold cereal at a restaurant: Someone who could burn cold cereal if they had to make it themselves, like jesusfreak777.

[zombiemouse]

this is the stupidest topic ever to have so many retards like myself watching videos about at 5:30a.m. when I should be in bed.

[cro508]

how do you relate thAt to this video?

[ampallang7]

Travellers and working people, i tried to get cereal as had nowhere else to have it after only finding rubbish to eat and how bout describing the place TJ frequents and the by-product of cereal is not outt've box so you guys are showing your're lack of experiance living in the lap of luxury., the dumbest argumant yet and i agree with you's most of the time, you guys sound like stoned hippies discussing 911.

[freethinkersociety]

I'll have to ask people at BM next time. I don't think it's likely.

[Ormaaj]

Hah! Thats the first thing I though of. I posted a comment about truck drivers before even finishing the video.

[cheezyzk]

no stoner i know would choose cereal over bacon or pancakes. we are not that retarded.

[Ormaaj]

Good point. No stoner with the munchies is going to stop and go "MMM! how bout some cereal to satisfy my immense appitite"

[vezrig]

Jerry Seinfelds of the world:

"I LIKE CEREAL! AAAAAHHH!"

[dagawker]

Fucking lack of experience!

[TheShortStory]

haha! Genius!

[GnosticAtheist]

lol

[semigotbanned]

i just want my fucking cereal!!

[JtheJackHammer]

this must be one of tjs idiotic douche bag friends.

tooltime says its stupid to buy cereal at a diner. its equally stupid to make a video discussing it. stick to atheism, at least you simple a little intelligent that way.

[GnosticAtheist]

JtheJackHammer, nobody gives a flying fuck about your opinions. Your just a commenter, a shitty little commenter. tata!

[JtheJackHammer]

obviously you do. i got you to reply. thats all im trying to do.

me = win

GnosticAtheist = fail

[GnosticAtheist]

nice.

[JtheJackHammer]

you just cant get enough of me , am i that appealing to you.

[GnosticAtheist]

I don't know, are you hot?

[JtheJackHammer]

bitches flock to me

[GnosticAtheist]

Now, are you above the legal age of consent?

[Johannwyss82]

Just like TJ for a intelligent person you didn't put much thought into it did you? My work requires me to travel I choose to eat healthy so the usual fried garbage at diners and cafe's are not to my liking. So I eat cereal for breakfast rather than get fat. I don't see how you guys struggle with this.

[GnosticAtheist]

Their just having a laugh, nothing serious.

[Johannwyss82]

I realize this, I am not insulted or offended.

[GnosticAtheist]

Good for you. I am a hippie vegetarian and I am often a target of their redicule (cutting arm, crying) but I move on.

But seriously, the point to me is that we use our resources in a really fucked up way

[begalthegreat]

ha, yeah cold cereal is the cheetos for meth out truck drivers and burnt out hippies who are 150 miles from a seven 11.

[HailRasec]

hihi

[TheAmazingAtheist]

Great addendum to my video.

[hookedmangoman]

LOL at the impressions! the hair helps with the hippie 1 haha 5/5

[bitchbutcher]

yeah i thought the same customers and they all indicate for intellectual absence for different reasons.

it was funny to see you doing video like this for a change :)

[anthonzi]

lol

[rationalargument]

Very..VERY..important issue :)

And truckers don't have to be high on meth- if someone has been away from home for so long, they might actually want to feel the taste that they used to enjoy every morning back at home ;)

[puellanivis]

My first thoughts when all four options are presented, I recall what TJ said he would do if he saw someone ordering it... namely, kill them.

I do not think that applying such a method upon any of the four possibilities presented would prove to be much of a detriment to society... ;)

[miglegtr]

this was a great response to something that i thought was unable to be responded to.

[MrKneller]

I work in quick service food, and as a manager, I'm privy to all kinds of neat food service magazines. From what I've read, there is a rising trend in restaurants dedicated to nothing more than serving boxed cereal. The gimmick is that you can mix cereals or they will add in fruit for you. Their target audience? College kids, or the 18-25 demographic. I am a part of this age group, and it is absolutely baffling to me. I cannot justify it in any way. Are we just really this lazy?

[XiaoGui17]

tooltime9901 can do comedy! 8D

[6stringedkiller]

you do the best impressions of little kids and hippies.

[Fjarhultian]

You'd have to bring a bowl, which might be too much of a hassle. And having someone else clean up is frikkin shweet.

[pixelatedxdeath]

Truckers take drug test so they can't take meth, they can take no doz. I've never ordered cereal. Why does cereal have to be a stoner food huh?

[expandedpupil]

HAHA, I was laughing during this whole video. Nicely put.

[okayitsonlyten]

First of all.... you look great today. Anything different?

Stoners and picky children wanting cereal at a diner... or anywhere.... is kind of a given.

Interesting that you mentioned Lucky Charms, being that it's St. Patrick's Day.

[ooolikujy]

Honestly??? you need to get out more.

[100c100]

"they just want their fuckin cereal"

haha

nice

[Wolfau5]

One of your more lighthearted vids.

I've seen some resteraunts which have actually had like fancy museli, with freshly chopped fruit and yogurt. But if its just fresh out of the box and seriously overpriced then yeah, idiots.

There would also be some people who would order it because they were meeting a friend or gf/bf for breakfast and wanted something light and cheap.

[Broan13]

wtf ...

[lupocephalic]

Fuck.... now I want Frosted Flakes...

where in the fuck am I gonna find Frosted Flakes @ 2 am???!!!

Hey.... wait.

[baudiirocz]

I can confirm some of your hypotheses. I've seen little kids cry and carry on that they didn't want anything on the menu at a diner. The parents, looking to shut their kid up ask "look do you want some fruit loops" The kid gets what they want. The parents get peace and quiet.

Being a stoner myself I can actually admit I've gotten cereal at a diner before. I was high as fuck, had already eaten eggs, bacon, and toast and was still hungry. I ordered cereal because it was required no waiting.

[AnethSvartalf]

You look like a hippie. teeheee Well, you saw it coming a mile away, I'm sure.

Stoners were actually the first people I thought of who would buy ceral at a resturant.

[AlienFreak69]

lmfao!!!

[kittygirl792]

i like ur videos

little kids r stupid

:)

[forashy616]

wrf is with all the spamming retards? but good video anyways, made me think about logics of cereal sold in a restaurant more seriously then ever X ]

[BlooddGodd]

or maybe just normal truckers who are tired of the other things on the menu and dont wanna go out n buy a bowl, spoon, milk cereal etc. or maybe people eat the cereal with eggs or whatever

[abortabraham]

burning man, gold.

[palmtreez101]

like I commented on TJ's video,

customers with little kids or toddlers, they need dry finger food

[theatheistgal]

burning man!! lol

[HisManifest]

That was hilarious, but it sounds like you have some personal experience. Either that, or you're a professional actor.

[jamesjeffreypaul]

What's so stupid about being cereal at a restaurant--at a diner, for breakfast, at least?

[xxthedunedainxx]

rofl, love the video and the four examples

[MrSedarati]

awesome

[tet5u01000]

dear god man...have you nothing better to do ? :)

[FrogJon]

Awesome stoned hippie impression. lmao

[kirke420]

You have confirmed my suspicion that you can successfully argue against someone who is right. :)

[Chuloloc]

Awesome. TJ's video was funny as hell.

[Yarcofin]

You should do entire videos where you talk like a stoned hippy.

[intheflame]

maybe people that like to eat cereal with everything. hahaha

[EnthalpyH]

*Pointless

[EnthalpyH]

Elaborating on a pointing topic, classic xD

[AgentGhost]

Maybe the truck wants to go on a diet.

[taliajazel]

i would, probably just to piss off people like TJ =D

[CuriousHearkener]

Haha! Brilliant

[eksyte]

pwnage fortnight didn't last long enough. :(

[xEndlessAutumnx]

There could be that person who is dragged to a restaurant by some family member even though they don't want to go, so they just settle for a bowl of cereal because it's cheap (I am assuming) and they weren't very hungry in the first place. I've been there.

Or there may be some really big, hungry guy who orders like 10 things off of the menu and one of those things happens to be Corn pops, but I really have not seen anyone eat cereal at a restaurant before. I think it's annoying to most people.