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  • What the fuck does 'Reib' mean?

  • What a great song choice.

    E.S. Posthumus - Pompeii

  • not funny.

  • justin beiber head's jehovas witnesses!!!! omfg the horror

  • *maniacal laughter*

  • please let this be a real movie trailer !!!

  • 0:20 M-T... .... definitely metal !!

  • another reason to dislike america...

  • i am a Metalhead and a JW,so what!?!? :-/

  • @sharamandarata Then you're not a metalhead. lol.

  • @LeetMetalhead2 lol i didnt get the joke -.-

    i said that i am a true Metalhead(i watched till now more than 30 concerts,I've been listening to Metal since my birth :p)....and i am a JW

    JWs listen to Heavy Metal,it is not wrong!!! in fact Heavy Metal is true music \m/

  • @sharamandarata It's an elitist joke, specifically for black metal listeners. According to their ideologies, you can't be a metalhead if you're Christian, because then you're being part of the "sheep" who blindly follow an authority. And I'm curious what type of metal you listen to.... (metalcore isn't metal btw)

  • @LeetMetalhead2 yes i know black metal's sick anti-christian ideology and church burnings...and especially "true Norwegian black metal" ..but black,and nu metal listeners are not considered true metalheads or deeply involved in the heavy metal subculture...lol black metal is more like emo than being metal

    well my main heavy metal sub genre interests are: alternating,progressive,thrash­,speed,power,and especially symphonic death metal.. are you with or against black metal's ideology?

  • @sharamandarata Black metal is pretty metal if you ask me. However, they were involved more in their own sub-culture, so I'll give you that. Also, it's definitely not emo. In fact, far from it, since it has a lot to do with being "evil" and destructive. I personally enjoy first wave black metal bands the most, and I don't agree with their violence. Also, as a whole I listen to mostly old school death, thrash, doom, trad heavy, speed, stoner, and a bunch of stuff in between.

  • @LeetMetalhead2 i listen to all metal main and sub-genres except of black metal,cz it is against Christianity,and it supports atheism,if you listen to black metal this means that you support its ideology,am i right? anyway in my opinion the best black metal band that i only listen to some of its songs is Dimmu borgir

  • @sharamandarata You don't have to support a musician's ideologies to listen to it. I'll listen to the music whether it supports atheism, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, etc., as long as I enjoy the music. Ironically, Dimmu Borgir is a band that sells its image instead of its music; they're hardly considered black metal by the metal community, since they hardly play black metal, and mostly they just dress up stupid to look like "kvlt" satanists...

  • @LeetMetalhead2 yes you are right about dimmu borgir,and same to all new wave norwegian black metal bands,the only true norwegian are gorgoroth and burzum,but they too only intend to have attention,more than having creativity in their music!! anyway every one has his taste in music,mine isn't for black metal,not only because of the anti-christian lyrics,but because of the musical style and the disturbing shrieked vocals but i love the blast beat drumming!!

  • when were there ever white JW's?

  • Hilarious despite the fact that the quality of the camera isn't that good, that the two representants of my favourite music style are obese and that the other two look like queers.. Oh wait the two queers are the witnesses, so it fits, forget about the last point. Faved and liked!

  • No, no, no, they look religious!

    

  • 79 people are Jehovah's Witnesses...

  • xDXD

  • haha I love how "Cranberry" is amungst the black words of their scrabble game

  • @WNxNokturnal hahahaha

  • oh no! Jehovah witnesses! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!

  • :D haha you guys rock.

  • Puahhahahahahahhaah the shout at the end xDDDDDDDDDD

  • crap

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  • kikes singing about satan?

  • @91Shining go die

  • Bad bad bad

  • not all metal heads look and talk like that you know

  • Actually any form of religious preacher use cars.

  • hey I didn't know Justin Bieber had brothers...

  • was any one involved from Norway if not there needs to be

  • -I- HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY WHEN THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES COME TO MY HOUSE I RELEASE ALL MY DOG'S (TWO CHIUAHUA DOG ) ADN SAY "TIME TO DIE" HAHAHAHA -I-

  • When I play....Whatever that word spelling game is, the first word I always make is Satan.

  • Fuck man hahaha you guys are too funny! Time to die!!! Hahaha man bm cookies was funny as hell too. I love u guys r truly fucking hilarious!

  • laughed my ass of in the part where he sais, no Mormons travel by bicycle, these are Jehovah witnesses xD

  • Yeah, I had a Jehovah's Witnesses come to my house... Not knowing what was going on, I opened the door. In my eyes, I saw a blonde woman with I assume a 5 year old daughter. In her eyes, she saw some scary guy at the door wearing a flaming pentagram shirt. I never felt that cool in my life.

  • Lol,

    I live 200 feet from the national Dutch Monarchy of Jehovah's Witnesses.

    But it's cool, 'cause they know I will crank up that Dimmu Borgir as soon as they're on my doorstep :D.

  • LMAO-There are TOO MANY Jehovahs witnesses out there(u try living with 1 (>_<))- & black metal is freakin badass!!

  • Frostbitten, Satan, Nihil, Hell, Lucifer, Cranberries. Now that's Black Metal !!!

  • I'd fucking watch that!

  • *laughing* So true, so true!

  • Fuckin Loved the scrabble game they were playing!!!

  • Am I the only one who saw the grim and frostbitten kingdoms reference and :21? Somebody else had to have

  • Haha, this was really well thought out! /Like

  • Flinstones Witnesses!

  • dude is that the amazing atheist

  • Hilarious. Hail black metal! \m/

  • i live in canada, and ive only ever seen white jehovahs cocksuckers. one asked me once if i had "heard the good news about jesus" i said "yeah, he died"

  • idiotic!

  • 0:23 Lucifer + Cranberry

  • Its funny that you make fun of JW's but really. What person, who isn't crazy, talks like that on a daily basis. Don't make fun of black metal.

  • @SixStringShreddder its an exaggeration man, thats what a joke is supposed to be, an exaggeration, chill out. btw i adore black metal

  • 1:37 lmao

  • time to die aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    hahahahahhahahahaha i like it

  • make a change..kill your self

  • "time to die" waaaaaaaaaaa

  • No, Mormons travel by bicycle, these are Jehovah's Witnesses . . . . . . MEH HHHAAAGGHHHHHH HHH !!!

  • @willresides My favorite part!

  • I thought jehovah's witnesses DID ride on bicycles.

  • i love it!

  • I don't know whether to laughe or take offense! Lol

  • xD nothing's more metal than the flinstones and a good game of scrabble xD

  • hahaha fucking jesus pushers i have run into the same spot i know how it is \,,/

    abyssic hails for the black metal

  • KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    it´s very funny.... very very good

  • I'm a catholic and religious, but this is downright funny. Great work guys keep it up. Lmao

  • "It worked!" Boy was he sadly mistaken. The Metal is a powerful force even Jehovah's Witnesses can't over come it.

  • can anybody tell me wats the opera music in the beginning plz thank you in advance

  • @20swaraj If 2 months isn't too late, it's called Spring by Antonio Vivaldi.

  • hahahaha, that's funny! xD

  • haha "cranberry" epic win

  • FUCK JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

  • Braces ist Krieg.

  • hilarious lmao,great video fellas!!!

  • Fat guy in Mayhem shirt fails.

  • Those aren't Jehovah's Witnesses, those guys are white

  • @spootboy123 Judging by your comment, I'm guessing that you live in a southern state? There are actually plenty of white Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 way to call it

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 Yea practically all Jehovah WItnesses in the south are black or puerto rican

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 I live in Maryland and I get black Jehova's Witnesses. I was really confused by that.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 Yes , infact there are enough to start a hunting season for them

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 It was a joke, dude.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3

    I have never seen any JW's that were black.

  • @ComicalAli1970 Judging by your comment, I'm guessing that you live in a northern state? There are actually plenty of black Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 I have never seen any JW's at all.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3

    they come in all colors, and each is as annoying as the other!

  • @TheWhiteStripes3

    Well then what if one has never seen ANY Jehovah's Witnesses?

    Where does one live then?

  • @WolfieboyMachi somewhere safe

  • @ApplezKiwi

    What did they ever do to you?

  • @WolfieboyMachi Trespassed on private property and tried forcing their ideals and beliefs on me. You know, normal religious stuff

  • @ApplezKiwi

    How is it that I seem to be the only person in the entire world who seem to get peaceful JWs on my door?

    When they come to me, I just tell them politely that I'm not interested, and then they leave. Why doesn't that happen to anyone else besides me?

    Also, is somebody knocking your door every once in a while such a crime that you actually use that as a thing against them? I mean, really?

    Personally, I find it WAY more annoying when my sisters' friends knock...

  • @WolfieboyMachi hmmm... They are actually polite people. I've never met an asshole JW before. They know how to respect and don't think of others as "heathens" unlike other Christian sects (believe me, I despise those fundamentalists who think they are the only "RIGHT" religion). Even these guys say that they aren't perfect and that even they are not sure if they are "the right" one. I engage my JW cousins and uncles from time to time, they are actually very nice and intelligent people.

  • @relativ6192 Nice? Yeah, maybe on the outside. They are a sect as much as the rest of those religious people, with all the things that follow with that, brainwashing, indoctrination of kids, broken families due to their belief system (if you are baptized and break one of the rules and show no regret, they force your family to break every tie with you), their elders often refuse to report criminal behavior to the authorities as well cause it's gods will and punishment that is the real rule..bah..

  • @ApplezKiwi Jehovahs witnesses try 2 force there beleifs on everybody and shov it down your throat. theres this soundness of mind and mildness bullsh*t that they use as an excuse to threaten u 2 conform to there bullsh*t. & according to there religion, everyone else who is not apart of there organization is serving satan(so...what.....Lol..), i just wish i didn't have to live on the same planet as these jerk holes who only just run there mouths.

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  • @extremophileX1 -well well, "everybodies" a jerk,  when there around me they just have shut up

  • @extremophileX1 my cousins are Jehovah's Witnesses and we talked about those stuffs. They didn't say anything about that, they even said that we are just humans and that they don't necessarily say that they have the perfect religion. they aren't fundamentalists and they respect my beliefs as long as I believe in Him. They just think that's it's their job to go house to and and stuff cause if they don't, they aren't really being a JW. And I pretty much like black metal. hahah

  • @WolfieboyMachi i know plenty of them. theyu are actually nice, polite and good people. I'm Catholic and often debate and converse with my relatives who are JWs, and we get along pretty well. Though they are pretty hardcore and disciplined. I admire them most of the times, though I think they are little too conservative. Never had problems with them, hehe I grew up with them around.

  • @relativ6192

    Yeah, they might be a little conservative, but at least not in the "burn down abortion clinics and protest everything that goes against your moral values" conservative like a lot of other branches of christianity.

    And they don't have anything against condoms. :P (no offense)

    But yeah. What matters is that you're a good person. :)

  • @WolfieboyMachi

    ho well...true,they r polite and all that...my older sister was JW ! also true her family broke down completelly upon her beeing JW and trying to take husband and kids along,the kids joined (for my amazement). just a shame that 3 years ago she got cancer and refused blood transfusions on her religious grounds...just a shame that my sister died a few months ago...im just glad the kids r not knocking door to door as before,now they live a normal life!

  • @josesoeiro also,wanna all to know that once,having a family dinner at my sister's she asked us all to please respect her ways in her house...we all abliged and yeah...praying before eating!!! i dont pray so i just kept silent and lowered my head like everyone else...so there's no doubt i respect other people ideals even if i dont agree with them! later on,there was a family dinner at my house and as i remembered what happened before,i took her own words and asked all to respect my ways...

  • @josesoeiro ho well... i'm the one who puts food on my table so i don't want anyone thanking anyone for it,not even to myself!

    so she left my home without having dinner.

    i'm a blackmetal fan...still,she never put me apart because of that,she would even be proud to walk with me and wouldnt say nothing about my tshirts and stuff like that! yeah,she was one of the best persons i ever met...but still,this events just show us how that crap afects so many lifes.and i do treat them with respect,always.

  • @josesoeiro

    Don't you have alternatives to blood tranfusion where you live?

  • @WolfieboyMachi she lived in portugal...and took to much time to get them...to late when finally she got what she wanted :(

  • @josesoeiro

    But then you should rather blame the crappy medical service in portugal, should you not?

    And what do you mean "she got what she wanted"?

  • @ComicalAli1970

    Me neither. Seen some Chinese ones though.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 in my whole life i haven't even once saw any other jehovah's witnesses other than whites lol

  • @spootboy123 Theres a Jehovah's Witness church right across the street in my country and everyone is white here...

  • @spootboy123 and the jw religous cult was created by charles russel taze a white man

  • @mjjcng8958 Someone finally admits that it's a cult!! Happy MLK day btw :3

  • @spootboy123 that was a stupid ass thing to say

  • @Raygos30 Why? You don't like good, clean religious racism?

  • They`re cute. Haha. JBWITMETAL!!!

  • Marvin sounds like the lead singer of Dimmu Borgir.

  • Grim, satan, hell, lucifer ect. xD

  • funny, thanks for sharing

  • JW's have a term they write down in field service, "HBH", Home but Hiding.

    

  • "It worked!"......"Time to die!!!"

    Can I sample this for my Metal band?

  • "It worked!"......"Time to die!!!"

  • i was hoping to see some real beatings here..coming to our doors" oh plz convert because the day is coming where bla bla bla" By the grace of the real creator i will kill em one day...hahahah.. and satan shall laugh....

  • man, if you had a better editing program and better camera, this would make an awesome TV comedy or youtube Channel! \m/

    love it! 

  • I suppose you get paid for this by adds on youtube

  • I love the voices xD

    haha it's great

  • LOL..oh my goodness..lol

  • TIME TO DIE!!!  ARRRRRRRRRAAGH! xD

  • 2:15 black metal club lmao :D

  • Mormons...gotta love "god's...willing" creatures

  • ok. lets get two things straight here. one. jehovah's witnesses are not solicitors, they dont sell anything or ask for anything, therefore they cannot be solicitors. two. that video sucked.

  • IM KIDDING ONLY, but id laugh if someone went all VARG on Kingdom Halls...lol...but that would be wrong, plus it might start the great trubulation of REVELATION...

  • }Hahahahahaha time to die!!!

    the guy sreams like a girl!,hahahahha

  • @DarkSage619

    Haha, I don't think your god would approve of that.

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 Well if I wasn't then

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 hahaha totaly dude

  • @TheWhiteStripes3 Nothing but win!

  • @DarkSage619 with a faggot name like that? wait i guess it fits you johava bitches.

  • @JustShutUpAndSkate Juss because I'm a JW doesn't mean I wouldn't crack your ass

  • @DarkSage619 just because i have 7 years of football, wrestling, and 5 years of kickboxing and jujitsu doesnt mean i cant kick yours too. im gonna post vids soon so if you dont believe me your god hates you.

  • @DarkSage619 fail is a fail :d

  • @DarkSage619 lol no ure rlly not, a jehovas witness wouldnt use that kinda language, so why dont u get the fuck off this video and quit tryin to act all cool

  • @DarkSage619 Jehovahs witnesses are evil bastards who take advantage of anyone suffering from old age dementia or any state of mental weakness to instill their religion upon. Hiding behind the veil of kindness and pseudo-altruism they prey on the unsuspecting apartment/houseowner in order to collect points for the afterlife. Here we see a typical example of such a Jehovah coming out of his/her outer shell and showing their true colors: resorting to violent threats at the first sight of criticism

  • @Frozenyak and thats when i have a gun in hand to say to them "you like your god so much huh? if you dont leave my property in about 15 seconds then you'll meet him"

  • @DarkSage619 and if i as metalhead would see you jehovah witness, i would punch the fuck out of YOU xD, go fuck your self, idiots and worship your false god! i can only laugh at you xD

  • @mrsubscriber666 Id love to see you try and you suck but not as much as your mom

  • @DarkSage619 wow you pussy why are you making such a big deal out of this shit

  • @DarkSage619 you're welcome to blow my dickles

  • @DarkSage619 U LOSE AT LIFE

  • @DarkSage619 Well your a very nice Jehovah Witness :)

  • I love answering the door in black metal attire when jehovah's witnesses come over.

  • lolercopter scrabble "nihil" "hell" "lucifer"

  • lol

  • lol

  • LOL!

    I want that dvd :')

    hehe

    -xxx-

    Jupiter Darkshadow

  • You should really educate yourself and them more before making a video about a particular style of metal..... spikes can be part of the goth scene but I extremely black metal and death metal but the corpse paint most definately black metal.

  • KKKKKKKK MUITO LOKO É EXATAMENTE ASSIM QUE ACONTECE KKKKKKKKK...

  • hahahaha this shit is hilarious...

    didint like the voices of the metalheads, would be proper to making some voice effects on the pc, and also filter noise for all audio

  • They look religious hahahahah...

  • fukcing nice! xD

  • jjajajaaajajajjajajja

    jajajjajaja

  • noob don't know what it is black metal the look is for tour and show not for everyday dumb ass!

  • suckerss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jajajajaja

    cool!

  • XD i can wait to see this movie hail black metal

  • SO WHENS THE MOVIE COME OUT?

  • Why do all my heavy metal brothers hate black metal I know the instruments aren't that well played but they should at least respect them becaus they aren't playing trendy metalcore shit.....

  • @Buckethead7777777777 Go buy Armada of Keep of Kalessin (for example) and then tell me again if Black Metal guitarrists can't play guitar. I won't even talk about drums because that's too obvious that most BM drummers can play really good.