19 Pound Lobster

[SwineCooler]

Those claws will freakin' snap you in half!

[GDI109]

wow i didnt know lobsters grew in the middle of the desert!! must be those new lobster trees i've heard so much about, very little water required.

[xSatansxCastlex]

43 people ate at mcdonalds that day

[rct5r]

Pee wee Herman apparently works in Vegas in charge of lobsters

[kptonfire]

0:15 haha its pee wee herman

[hypersteven101]

WOLRD CHAMPION MASTURBATOR!!!!

[GMAN2187]

16 1/2 lbs, not 19 lbs. false title

[adyboy76]

gangsta lobsta

[lue84]

each claw probably weigh 7lb lol

[DemomanX614]

damn its claws are huge!

[MiHiVidz]

They say that the lobster claws are as big as a catcher's mitt in Vegas, but then again, the meat inside is as tough as a catcher's mitt as well.

The bigger the critter, the tougher the meat.

Growth hormones is bad, m'kay?

[TheCombatArmed]

lol you may think "OMG that thing is tasty because it weighs so much!" well half of it is its gigantic claw!

[nonginger]

i wanna see some1 get pinched with those things

[ak476223]

i heard 16.5 lb not 19lb 

[Raptoridaner]

"Well maybe we would sound so bad if some us didn't try to play with big meaty claws!"

"What did you say, punk?"

"BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!"

"Well these claws ain't for just attractin' mates"! *brandishes claws*

"Bring it on old man. BRING IT ON!"

[eternalpengel87]

@Raptoridaner XD

[rezistorXG]

he looks tasty

[haon7272w]

those claws could never hurt anyone...(SNAP!!!)...i believe he has proved me wrong, by the way, let me re-attach my major appendages,.....no, seriously, im in serious pain.

[ab1d43]

remove the tape and it will cut of ur dick..

[jsmallwood2007]

@TheSwiftshots and can be fixed in less then 30 seconds

[jsmallwood2007]

16.5 lbs marked on its claw 0:05

[seau2007]

Interesting. I hope you released it. That is a very very old lobster.

[jsmallwood2007]

@seau2007 they released it in The Las Vegas, NV Desert

[truesogs4life]

he said 16.5 dip shit

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

I've seen bigger.

[AllCricketTalk]

@HerGuardianAngel1991 Thats what she SAID

[frostheat246]

thumbs up for him saying 16 and a half and the video uploaders put 19

[konjunktion26]

his home should be the ocean and not the kitchen

[XXNeMo818XX]

Take off the duct tape and play thumb wrestling with it!!!

[goldenboy803]

who want to put his finger in his claw? anybody ? no... ok

[kylemyster100]

I cought a 16 1/2 pound pike

[o0Rice0o]

that could kill me in once punch

[chadsix]

16 1/2 pound

[austbalitos]

Mr.... Mr Krabs?

[DragonRider520]

lol, duct tape instead of rubber bands cuz the claws are too big

[SangLastnameNguyen]

Kingler.

[mmmmmarcus]

This is EXACTLY why it's harder to find legal sized lobsters nowadays.. greedy fuckers keeping huge females.

 Big lobsters make bigger eggs, which means bigger lobsters. Fuck this douchebag.

[xXScourgeLordXx]

Those claws look so tastey! O.O

[collinisboss1]

dude,he said "This is a 16 and a half pounder" false title much?

[josemania81]

i wouldn't want that lobster be grabbing my crotch!!!

[desertstorm21]

@josemania81 My crotch would easily fit in. I have no need to worry.

[greddy0513]

Vegas baby!

[seunketchup88]

That'll last the average American at least TWO helpings.

[rasberta]

holy crap and yummie

[v1ctor84]

idiot... it says 16.5 lb in the claw... 19lb lol...

[MyTeddySweety]

It has a fucked up arm, no wonder.

[rinieusebio]

I dont look at cows and think theyre tasty, but large fat lobsters like that.... Im drooling!

[IanKimHunter]

when they get that big they taste like shit,

[818arthur]

thats about a $300 lobster

[mrkkerekes]

gawwwwwwwwwwwd, give me a lb. of drawn butter...

[OnlyoneEdward]

That thing is older than the people eating it, show some respect

[Qwertyz44000]

There is only one lobster capable of being that large. And thats Larry the lobster from sponge bob :D

[HardRokMiner]

Thats a major spawner. Why would you kill that? Its so old is not gonna be that good to eat and it makes hundreds of babies that will help populate the species...dumb.

[Fupper16]

It's 16.5 pounds; you can hear him say it at the beginning and you can see the number tattooed into his left claw ... now im not impressed anymore

KIDDING! That motherfucker is huge

[MrDemiGlaze]

eat lobster turds... for real. poopylogin dotcom

[BobbySpiceone]

All good things must come to an end!

[PUNKem733]

Lobster's nervous system is about 99.7% genetically to a human's. They have been known to scream when thrown in a pot of boiling water, as it can take several minutes for them to die.

[a237mL]

@PUNKem733  Wrong. Stop reading those hippie science books.

[PUNKem733]

@a237mL No hippie shit if Natgeo did the study on TV.

[mmmmmarcus]

@PUNKem733 lol, you fucking dork. The screaming sound is steam escaping from the carapace... And it doesnt take them several minutes to die, either.. Once it's in, it's dead.

[PUNKem733]

@mmmmmarcus *SHAKES HEAD*

[mmmmmarcus]

@PUNKem733 Hopefully you slip a disc doing that, you fetid pile of misinformation!

[PUNKem733]

@mmmmmarcus "fetid" LOL I bet you scoured the internet for that one, you bag of pubes, that's been pissed on.

[mmmmmarcus]

@PUNKem733 You claimed that a lobster's nervous system is 99.7% genetically [identical] to a human's.. However, I already know you're just trolling. I bet you think you're so smart for doing this! I bet "My anger feeds you"? Lol. I feel bad for your single mother.. She tried her hardest, and still failed to raise a decent child. All your life, people made fun of you... And with good reason! In fact, I bet the ONLY pussy you ever got, was a fat virgin's!

[PUNKem733]

@mmmmmarcus Me angry?! Well maybe, LOL Look at your comments, you're practically fuming. I bet you take to your keyboard shaking your fist at my name. "Single mother joke" - check; "people picked on me"- check; I like the fact you went with the slightly less used insult of getting a fat virgin's pussy, then saying the only pussy I'll ever get is my mom's when I was born. For your next assignment, I wanna see some originality.

[mmmmmarcus]

@PUNKem733 It doesn't matter. You lied. Blatantly. Would you mind telling us how a lobster's nervous system is "99.7% genetically to a human's"?

[thegreatkuja]

@mmmmmarcus Dude you can look it up.

[langhalsen]

That think must have pumped at gym like fuck, he's fucking buff

[faroutl]

aaaaand now it's gonna get eaten :(

[nalihD]

ohh my lord u put that back in the ocean... the ocean need that beast for future generation....

[lilPham69]

mmmm... lobsters :3

nom nom nom nom ^^

[Copper389]

I believe he said "16 and a half" pounder.

[ralfmoeller87]

i hate this "OH MY ..." bitches

[aangelangel189]

That looks delicious!

[andydo2007vietnam]

I saw a bigger lobter than that !

[devilskullsixtysix]

Duct tape apparently works for everything... Even huge ass lobsters.

[JINJIN168]

@devilskullsixtysix they must be canadian

[dashizzle1985]

@devilskullsixtysix well you can't exactly put a rubber band on something with claws this large....it will just rip it off lol!

[wakko380]

@devilskullsixtysix HHAHAH XD

[madmax92gsx]

@devilskullsixtysix hAahahahahaha, fuckin well put bro

[paintballkid454]

looks like Mr. Krabbs on steriods

[JUSTINCOOPER1616]

he said it was 16 and a half pounds

[Firesquid44]

It's had a good long life dummy. It's the infant 1 and 2 pounders that should be thrown back. If you're going to cry each time an animals dies, you might as well jump off a tall cliff. Welcome to the circle of life, it's been going on for a billion years. Long before dumb asses started whining about it. It will continue for a billion years after your dead. Stay in school.

[p3n0rgriffin]

that looks like some good eating

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

@p3n0rgriffin I heard the older the worst they tasted.

[coryboy345]

@OutOfMyMindsHD That is true, they get tougher to eat as they get older, the meat isn't as tender.

[BoptopStudios]

i bet you most of that weight is in the claw

[86753093868121127559]

@BoptopStudios no it is its huge dick

[TerryMMA85]

should have put it back in to the sea the bastards that caught it poor thing has been alive for years

[tulsarealtor1]

Is that pee wee herman??

[L96A1WITHEXTENEDMAGS]

how long can lobsters live? Because i heard they have no growth limit so if a scientist kept one alive for like 80 years than it could be like 80 pounds.

[ziggyzagman]

Damn. fuck rubber bands, duck tape.

[NobleEagle1]

Release the Kracken

[hiimambob]

16 and a half pounder? The lobster is ready for the heavyweight champion look at the claws!!

[gamer12362]

Lol duct tape

[TheOneGrungelife]

it's a sin

[SaYiPwNuHomes]

O.o claws so big rubber bands wont work they need duct tape

[123456789Anarchy]

have

to eat

this

DELICIOUS LOOKING LOBSTER!!!!!! :D

[jaroncyr]

i think when a lobster gets that big it's earned it's place in an aquarium somewhere, it didnt get that big being a big fucking pussy, it's the badest motherfuckin lobster on the bottom of the sea, lobsters like that are BEAST and if that muscle claw ever got ahold of you're hand it would crush every single bone in you're hand and the skin from the top of you're hand would be touchin the skin from the bottom, i love lobster but that big guy has earned his retirement, fuck rich fucks

[CprlFredColon]

@jaroncyr Still delicious

[GMcreations77]

@jaroncyr deff agreed

[devilskullsixtysix]

@jaroncyr Oh, didn't you hear on the news? Turned out this lobster had the soul of Bruce Lee, just waited for the right moment, ripped through the duct tape with pure strength, snapped all their necks, stole all their wallets, went to a few casino's (because it's Las Vegas of course, right?), and ended up buying massive amounts of weapons and gave to the other lobsters. It was just one big plan... And 2012 we have to get ready for war.... The lobsters are coming.

[ERR0R9O9]

@jaroncyr  it's life get over it

[jsmallwood2007]

@jaroncyr smaller ones taste way better anyway

[TonyD36]

It's on setroids aghhhhhhh soon itll be 100 pounds haha

[47TheSteve]

More like a 1 pound lobster with 18 pound face-ripping claws. It's almost as though the lobster's like "No bro, seriously, just pull my finger."

[Kindred1a1]

You know its big when you need to use duct tape for the claws lol

[CHICKENMAN1313]

that's maybe 8 lb;s max

[wiiwouldntliketoplay]

@CHICKENMAN1313

I don't know what kind of pounds your using but they definately aren't what everybody else is using.

[jma830]

@CHICKENMAN1313 i agree with you ,,, as i am a fisherman i have seen many lobsters that is no way 16 pounds ,

[fincloser1230]

Well that lobster was not brought in thru the US because it is way illegal. Lobsters get much larger we just dont see them because after they get about three pounds (thorax size dictates) they are to large to harvest legally. In the Arcadia light house in Maine they have a 40Lb hanging on the wall from the 20's.

[ToSSpLaY]

I don't see how that's 16 and a half. Must be really really full because we get lobsters near that size everyday and the biggest I've weighed was 8lbs.

[klayman2]

@mrbenqsenseyephoto people dont like to eat french FIRES though.

[leafmytear]

OMG !

[Superchickenman159]

:O MG

[SkuliSheepman]

FOOD

[gotico4312]

delicius

[choochooherecomes]

I would buy one to put it back in the sea. I have not tried lobster I don't think I would like it. So maybe I can buy it and we can be friends. We can go out late at night and drink and he would be sick and drunk and I would look at him and we would laugh. We will then pull women and they be like YAY cute lobster and I will be like yeah he is going to be my best man at my wedding. And then he will pinch the woman's ass and we will high five. Ohhh the life of me and Jeffrey.

[Checkoutthatfd]

in the US if your caught with over a 3.5lb lobster it jail time and a big fine

[hubbard771]

@Checkoutthatfd Mass ground fishermen can keep over sized...

[BigDH28]

Look Like Boxing Mitts on that lobster!~DAMN!

[GalderIncarnate]

droooooooooool

[070erwin]

dont kill him :(

he is my buddy

[sportsman250]

my dad used get em draggin gotta hit em with a base ball bat to get it open

[kkk345ify]

tasty

[therottinzombie]

i want to make one giant lobster roll on a 4 foot bun

[Banger896]

chew on this

[razbizzle]

lmao DUCT tape

[123torrent]

I'll take it! Into the biggest ass boiling pot u can find!

[LocoThang2]

if THAT MONSTER OF A LOBSTER caught ur crotch in its claws *snip* congradulations u are now neuterd

[Shadowstep181]

@LocoThang2 Thanks for making that joke again, it was less funny the second time.

[videogamer24385]

lol he used duck tape to close the claw

[mistervova11]

@videogamer24385 ofcourse thats all what they do it can easy brake ur finger and this 1 can brake ur hand

[Werewolf6410]

hope yall know that a lobster takes 1 year to grow 1 pound, so that lobster was atleast 15 years old and they just killed it for some rich asshole, eat fish or crab. much better.

[amandavanwhore123]

@Werewolf6410 some rich ass hole? ma nigga its good to be rich DAHHHH

[bobbya16]

@amandavanwhore123 ...yeah some rich asshole....we sure know its not you....rich that is...asshole is a different story....

[Superhumanattack]

@bobbya16 If your rich your probley an asshole.

[phamsae]

@Superhumanattack You mean if your rich, you did something right.

[AllCricketTalk]

@Werewolf6410 yum!!!

[djirok]

@Werewolf6410 who cares!!! like age really matters..there is thousands of 15year plus lobsters in the water!!!

[123456789Anarchy]

@Werewolf6410

so you think its bether 2 eat a litle small fish that a lobster???

fish stinks

lobster tastes delicious :P

[animaladam5]

@123456789Anarchy ha fish stinks you havent been eating fresh fish then.

[AllCricketTalk]

@Werewolf6410 Hater.

[SuperJessegrant]

@Werewolf6410 if you understood the industry you would understand that we need to make as much money as we can

[notmack]

depends on the crab

[PlayboyHZ]

@Werewolf6410 well thats how people live too.. Some of us reaches 80 years, and suddently we just die.. thats how life goes

[tore1992]

@Werewolf6410 You're making it sound like that lobster had feelings... It does not.. It's not like it's gonna feel sad or something, like runing someones life... It is FOOD just like trout, chicken, beef or salmon... If you were to cry everytime someone kills one of those animals...........

[tore1992]

@tore1992 ruining*

[MIAMIXAVIER007]

5 to 7 years for a pound.

[kickflipinyaface]

@Werewolf6410 well isn't that just a matter of opinion of what tastes good, also so what if it's about 15 years old, why does it matter. if in captivity lobsters tend to live as long as 15 or more years then why not wait that long before selling it to some,"rich asshole". so FUCK YOU for trying to put your opinion on to people like me!

[dja1312]

@kickflipinyaface he's a troll, don't let it get to you

[totemdestroyer]

@kickflipinyaface don't worry he just wants to eat big lobsters but he can't

[amandachung1]

@Werewolf6410  YUM

[Marshmillo]

@Werewolf6410 yeah most of it isnt even edable.

[attackofthejack]

@Werewolf6410 Whatever. It's basically brainless. I would eat the whole thing in a heartbeat.

[damoosicman]

@Werewolf6410 who gives a fuck, it was gonna die soon then,

[warofthewalruses]

@Werewolf6410 its actually 8 years to grow 1 pound.

[weazz]

@Werewolf6410 That lobster looks DELICIOUS!

[jaypee242]

@Werewolf6410 i would of raised that bitch for 20 years and ate the fuck outta of it on it's 20th birthday! along with some salmon and crab

[jakeothen]

he said 16 and a half pounds then u say its a 19 pound :S ?

[kugmo04]

tasty

[Phillyupstart]

what restaurant was this at???

[rubberwoody]

attack its weakpoint for massive damage

[SGSacaindo916]

alotta meat in that claw

[sincityfire]

WOW..... Me want... But I'll probably never want to see the bill...

[pigsy2012]

he said 15 and a half pounder.

[kghsbassboy]

"GO CLACK CLACK ALL UP IN YO FACE BIATCH!" said the lobster jking lol

[kargoth123]

Look, the lobster is the ultralisk of real life

[Dannnneh]

oh yeah, imagine that giving you a hand job :D

[Dannnneh]

@Dannnneh wait... that would be a claw job... well i doesn't matter

[Vennificus]

@Dannnneh I'll stick to the Icy Gel thanks

[nguyennathan]

@Dannnneh more like a tear job

[i2cocky]

lol..he remindes meeh of Larry tthe Lobster from sPongbob.