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  • Yep, poe.

  • Oh so awesome.

    and that's also why we shouldn't allow eye glasses.

  • ROFL.

  • Are aardvarks bisexual?

  • Fucking awesome man, but stop saying Jagwire it's jag-u-ar (sic)

  • If i could subscribe to you twice.... I would.

    I guess ill just have to live with one subscription to your channel.

    *Sigh*

  • a new spin on how stupid the religious rationale makes itself look. i love it. 5 stars.

  • Dude, you owe me a new Sarcasmometer!

  • you are absolutely fucking also, I love the irony.

  • Absolute brilliance.

  • Haha!!! Thats some tasty satire. Not as tasty as washing down a tube of MSG soaked pringles with a double vodka & red bull though

  • Well done.

  • Hilarious!!

  • EXCELLENT!

  • "take ownership"

    love that saying

  • I almost didn't recognize the satire, untill somewhere in the middle. Lol!!!

  • Reject Redbull? NEVAR!

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  • Lol, you're fucking retarded. This is satire and only the dumbest fuckhead wouldn't be able to realize that. You get the BIGGEST DUMBFUCK trophy for the year. Congratulations.

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  • You for responding to a troll.

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  • ROFL

  • "Its like 'duh' 'n' stuff"

    I'm convinced.

  • oh yeah. most convincing thing i ever heard in m life.

  • Favoriting this!!! bty there is a secret war between pangolins and the Church of the latter day saints, the real battleground now is California, you must choose between the wearers of the magic underwear, and the scaly homoerotic manifestations of gayness known as pangolins, choose a side, pangolins attract mates by sitting on fences.

  • Oh crap...

    I thought the anti-gay fundies would stick to one or two of these reasons, being able to somehow juggle the stupidity of those in their heads for a while, but all ten of these monumentally idiotic reasons at the same time? How can a person function with that??

    It must be a bit like how Mr. Burns from The Simpsons had EVERY disease in the world at once, and that somehow balanced it all out and kept him alive.

    All hail Pangolia! Land of the gay!

  • The Gayness is too much to bare!

  • Checkmate indeed.

  • Check mate, homo lovers!

  • Right i'm off to the zoo to insist tht the keepers make the pangolin wears a pink tutu and carries a handbag so that there is no doubt that it is totally gay.

  • Good idea!

  • GayLookingPangolin will definately be my next YouTube user name.

  • This was funny stuff. Excellent sarcasm.

    "Being gay is not natural"

    That was a good one. Pangolins rule!!

  • Pangolins are tottally gay. Get your act together!

  • marry me gay JJ

  • OK, fine but I'm the man in the marriage!

  • Pangolins.

  • You'r pushing you'r luck J0nes, when DPR  looks at this there is a good chance that he will call on ArronRa to ride over to your place & force a gay looking pangolin into whatever orifice is handy.

  • Yeah, good luck with that Texas Tank!

  • See I knew the truth always wins out.

  • Amen brother!

    This dpr fellow sure got told!

  • Reject viagra and redbull?

    well there goes my weekend

  • Sad but true...

  • Bwahahhaah!  Nice one JJ!

  • I'm thinking that you're secretly a pangolin lover.

    Come on Mr. J0nes, come out of the closet and embrace your inner pangolin.

  • Maybe He's a furry? Or to be more preciese, a ... scaley...

  • Awesome.

  • Fuck yeah!

  • eye opening! i never thought about it like that!

  • Reason number 8!!! I bust a gut there :-D

  • lol nice! Great satirical video, maybe the dumb homophobes will realize how idiotic they sound when they watch this video! *****

  • Nail ... head ... hit

  • ARE TOTALLY GAY!! ahahahaha, this is certainly entertaining

  • Beautiful work!

  • Post this as a video response to dprjones's video!

  • I heard there's a bunch of gay penguins in a Germany Zoo; get rid of those nice Catholic Natzies, and see what moves in?

    Gay Pengiuns.

    ^Parody comment for all you retards out there^

  • Pangolin not Pengiuns. Those are pedephile priests!

  • Opps, well get rid of those also.

  • PWNED! 2 unmerciful minutes of shame for old dpr "no relation" jones.

  • shit, im sorry bro.

    think im starting to get that this was a joke.

    oooops!

    sorry bro.

    good job.

    too good actually!

  • wait. im sorry. was that satire??? cuz i didnt get it- shiet. and i was thinking this guy (in this video at least) was an idiot

  • single parenting sometimes works better than a mom and dad. and omg- what a fuck up you just did- "gay parents will always produce gay children, straight parents straight children" WTF so where the fuck do you think gays come from? herb! and then you say "its like duhh and stuff" wow! first time i comment attacking the user, but man, you are an idiot. im not into gay shit, but you came across ass a moron! (yes ass was on purpose).

    btw, if it wasnt natural, then why do animals do it too? idiot!

  • XD

    Brilliant, man, absolutely brilliant!

  • funny how these wacko's love to label homosexual activity " unnatural" then squeeze their fat asses into a mcdonalds drive-threw and engage in the most unnatural act in the history of mankind. ( eating that shit in the car )

  • hahaha! love it!

  • <3 you.

  • What happens if a pangolin sees one of JJ's vids???

  • A movement will begin.

  • Natural, yes let's close down all the hospitals, we don't need any of the artificial means to keep people alive. Just send them to church and let a priest pray over them.

  • as retarded as it sounds... i once read the comment on some internet page that children need their father and mother .. and not their father and... well .. father ..

    how well these arguments are eh ?

  • Sad thing is...there'z people out there who'd say this stuff ad MEAN it.

  • Satire i love it

  • You are very excellent, Yaguar Yones

  • haha love ur stuff JJ

  • Don't get me wrong, Im tolerant of marrages. Some of my best friends are married. I dont care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of the own church

    ... but its those flagrant displays of public gold ring wearing are rubbing our noses in their legal tax status.

    My Nephew asked me what an 'Engagement' was the other day ... he heard it said on TV.

    He's too young to know about Societies formalized breeding rituals and property inheritance laws. What do I say to him?

  • When talking about wearing rings to signify a christian as being a virgin & waiting until marriage, Marcus Brigstocke said "if you want to wear a ring to tell everyone you're not having sex you can get married like the rest of us!"

  • Mr J0nes, are you ever going to answer my question?

  • Patience, my young apprentice.

  • hahaha nice satar

  • o_O

  • I vote this guy as stupidest person ive seen typing on the internets today,,, ( i dont think hes joking)

  • What is sin?

  • HE MOCKING

  • Nice t see ya again, Jag.

  • "Jagwire jones" lol

  • I reject this !!! super lol ii];o)

  • Uhhh JJ, I am now convinced that gay marriage is wrong but can I marry a Pangolin?

  • Only if it's not gay-looking. And that doesn't happen.

    Actually, I don't know if that happens. Have you ever seen a straight-looking pangolin?

  • I thought I did once, turned out to be a raccoon.

  • LOL, you pwned dpr BIG TIME!!!!

  • Awesome hat. I want one just like it.

  • hilarious

  • Wow, dprjones will freak when he sees this. You pwned him HAAAAAAARD!

  • does this mean you are back? If so, JOY,if not, i hate you.

  • Teleprompters? No. Me not wearing a cowboy hat makes me superior to you.  :P

    Good vid! 5*

  • HEY THAT RHYMES! fucking hilarious

  • I think that maybe J J0nes finds himself attracted to those pangolins and in fact is a repast pangolin himself

  • Great video Jaguar J0nes. Gotta look out for those gay looking pangolins. The last one to comment on this video is a gay looking pangolin.

  • I've always loved the line of thought that "if marriage is a religious institution, then atheists can't get married, heterosexual or not". Once the churches start trying to make atheist marriage illegal, as well as other churches not of their denomination (religious wars, probably one of the reasons they just keep it to the homosexual population) I won't accept this "marriage is a religious institution" crap.

  • well played sir, well played indeed

  • Funny stuff!!! :)

  • Bout time!

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