Lol, you're fucking retarded. This is satire and only the dumbest fuckhead wouldn't be able to realize that. You get the BIGGEST DUMBFUCK trophy for the year. Congratulations.
Favoriting this!!! bty there is a secret war between pangolins and the Church of the latter day saints, the real battleground now is California, you must choose between the wearers of the magic underwear, and the scaly homoerotic manifestations of gayness known as pangolins, choose a side, pangolins attract mates by sitting on fences.
I thought the anti-gay fundies would stick to one or two of these reasons, being able to somehow juggle the stupidity of those in their heads for a while, but all ten of these monumentally idiotic reasons at the same time? How can a person function with that??
It must be a bit like how Mr. Burns from The Simpsons had EVERY disease in the world at once, and that somehow balanced it all out and kept him alive.
Right i'm off to the zoo to insist tht the keepers make the pangolin wears a pink tutu and carries a handbag so that there is no doubt that it is totally gay.
You'r pushing you'r luck J0nes, when DPR looks at this there is a good chance that he will call on ArronRa to ride over to your place & force a gay looking pangolin into whatever orifice is handy.
single parenting sometimes works better than a mom and dad. and omg- what a fuck up you just did- "gay parents will always produce gay children, straight parents straight children" WTF so where the fuck do you think gays come from? herb! and then you say "its like duhh and stuff" wow! first time i comment attacking the user, but man, you are an idiot. im not into gay shit, but you came across ass a moron! (yes ass was on purpose).
btw, if it wasnt natural, then why do animals do it too? idiot!
funny how these wacko's love to label homosexual activity " unnatural" then squeeze their fat asses into a mcdonalds drive-threw and engage in the most unnatural act in the history of mankind. ( eating that shit in the car )
Natural, yes let's close down all the hospitals, we don't need any of the artificial means to keep people alive. Just send them to church and let a priest pray over them.
as retarded as it sounds... i once read the comment on some internet page that children need their father and mother .. and not their father and... well .. father ..
Don't get me wrong, Im tolerant of marrages. Some of my best friends are married. I dont care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of the own church
... but its those flagrant displays of public gold ring wearing are rubbing our noses in their legal tax status.
My Nephew asked me what an 'Engagement' was the other day ... he heard it said on TV.
He's too young to know about Societies formalized breeding rituals and property inheritance laws. What do I say to him?
When talking about wearing rings to signify a christian as being a virgin & waiting until marriage, Marcus Brigstocke said "if you want to wear a ring to tell everyone you're not having sex you can get married like the rest of us!"
I've always loved the line of thought that "if marriage is a religious institution, then atheists can't get married, heterosexual or not". Once the churches start trying to make atheist marriage illegal, as well as other churches not of their denomination (religious wars, probably one of the reasons they just keep it to the homosexual population) I won't accept this "marriage is a religious institution" crap.
Yep, poe.
LovelesEntertainment 2 years ago
Oh so awesome.
and that's also why we shouldn't allow eye glasses.
pawnjp 2 years ago
ROFL.
dj092768 2 years ago
Are aardvarks bisexual?
Gorteenminogue 2 years ago
Fucking awesome man, but stop saying Jagwire it's jag-u-ar (sic)
DARRBEV 2 years ago
If i could subscribe to you twice.... I would.
I guess ill just have to live with one subscription to your channel.
*Sigh*
leafybean 2 years ago
a new spin on how stupid the religious rationale makes itself look. i love it. 5 stars.
valvatica 2 years ago 2
Dude, you owe me a new Sarcasmometer!
evilotakuneko 2 years ago 2
you are absolutely fucking also, I love the irony.
martinorozco 2 years ago
Absolute brilliance.
falchion49 2 years ago
Haha!!! Thats some tasty satire. Not as tasty as washing down a tube of MSG soaked pringles with a double vodka & red bull though
richieblackhearted 2 years ago
Well done.
robfathah 2 years ago
Hilarious!!
Piemaster1123 2 years ago
EXCELLENT!
bobble12221 2 years ago
"take ownership"
love that saying
Archael2 2 years ago
I almost didn't recognize the satire, untill somewhere in the middle. Lol!!!
CGW129 2 years ago
Reject Redbull? NEVAR!
WhatisaJugallo 2 years ago
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otherether 2 years ago
Lol, you're fucking retarded. This is satire and only the dumbest fuckhead wouldn't be able to realize that. You get the BIGGEST DUMBFUCK trophy for the year. Congratulations.
DieHardXG2 2 years ago
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otherether 2 years ago
You for responding to a troll.
DieHardXG2 2 years ago
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otherether 2 years ago
ROFL
revolvingdoo 2 years ago
"Its like 'duh' 'n' stuff"
I'm convinced.
revjimbob 2 years ago 2
oh yeah. most convincing thing i ever heard in m life.
polop1234 2 years ago
Favoriting this!!! bty there is a secret war between pangolins and the Church of the latter day saints, the real battleground now is California, you must choose between the wearers of the magic underwear, and the scaly homoerotic manifestations of gayness known as pangolins, choose a side, pangolins attract mates by sitting on fences.
rjswolfman 2 years ago
Oh crap...
I thought the anti-gay fundies would stick to one or two of these reasons, being able to somehow juggle the stupidity of those in their heads for a while, but all ten of these monumentally idiotic reasons at the same time? How can a person function with that??
It must be a bit like how Mr. Burns from The Simpsons had EVERY disease in the world at once, and that somehow balanced it all out and kept him alive.
All hail Pangolia! Land of the gay!
Gnug215 2 years ago
The Gayness is too much to bare!
anthonzi 2 years ago
Checkmate indeed.
TrollOfReason 2 years ago
Check mate, homo lovers!
isoSkroting 2 years ago
Right i'm off to the zoo to insist tht the keepers make the pangolin wears a pink tutu and carries a handbag so that there is no doubt that it is totally gay.
philthy122 2 years ago
Good idea!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
GayLookingPangolin will definately be my next YouTube user name.
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
This was funny stuff. Excellent sarcasm.
"Being gay is not natural"
That was a good one. Pangolins rule!!
saxmanchiro 2 years ago 2
Pangolins are tottally gay. Get your act together!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
marry me gay JJ
poison1990 2 years ago
OK, fine but I'm the man in the marriage!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
Pangolins.
Archael2 2 years ago
You'r pushing you'r luck J0nes, when DPR looks at this there is a good chance that he will call on ArronRa to ride over to your place & force a gay looking pangolin into whatever orifice is handy.
tricky159 2 years ago
Yeah, good luck with that Texas Tank!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
See I knew the truth always wins out.
zendragon333 2 years ago
Amen brother!
This dpr fellow sure got told!
Chanterbarry 2 years ago
Reject viagra and redbull?
well there goes my weekend
thunderpants10 2 years ago 2
Sad but true...
totdos 2 years ago
Bwahahhaah! Nice one JJ!
TravisMorien 2 years ago
I'm thinking that you're secretly a pangolin lover.
Come on Mr. J0nes, come out of the closet and embrace your inner pangolin.
SoCalAtheist 2 years ago 3
Maybe He's a furry? Or to be more preciese, a ... scaley...
NichtDieseTone 2 years ago
Awesome.
mtanti87 2 years ago
Fuck yeah!
mwakangu 2 years ago
eye opening! i never thought about it like that!
geegee1380 2 years ago
Reason number 8!!! I bust a gut there :-D
Finkeren 2 years ago
lol nice! Great satirical video, maybe the dumb homophobes will realize how idiotic they sound when they watch this video! *****
totdos 2 years ago
Nail ... head ... hit
ozmoroid 2 years ago 2
ARE TOTALLY GAY!! ahahahaha, this is certainly entertaining
fabioproductions 2 years ago
Beautiful work!
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
Post this as a video response to dprjones's video!
JRChadwick 2 years ago
I heard there's a bunch of gay penguins in a Germany Zoo; get rid of those nice Catholic Natzies, and see what moves in?
Gay Pengiuns.
^Parody comment for all you retards out there^
Deanballoonatic 2 years ago
Pangolin not Pengiuns. Those are pedephile priests!
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
Opps, well get rid of those also.
Deanballoonatic 2 years ago
PWNED! 2 unmerciful minutes of shame for old dpr "no relation" jones.
AncientAtheist 2 years ago
shit, im sorry bro.
think im starting to get that this was a joke.
oooops!
sorry bro.
good job.
too good actually!
elipto 2 years ago
wait. im sorry. was that satire??? cuz i didnt get it- shiet. and i was thinking this guy (in this video at least) was an idiot
elipto 2 years ago
single parenting sometimes works better than a mom and dad. and omg- what a fuck up you just did- "gay parents will always produce gay children, straight parents straight children" WTF so where the fuck do you think gays come from? herb! and then you say "its like duhh and stuff" wow! first time i comment attacking the user, but man, you are an idiot. im not into gay shit, but you came across ass a moron! (yes ass was on purpose).
btw, if it wasnt natural, then why do animals do it too? idiot!
elipto 2 years ago
XD
Brilliant, man, absolutely brilliant!
tedarklordhappypants 2 years ago
funny how these wacko's love to label homosexual activity " unnatural" then squeeze their fat asses into a mcdonalds drive-threw and engage in the most unnatural act in the history of mankind. ( eating that shit in the car )
MpowerdAPE 2 years ago
hahaha! love it!
simsi1616 2 years ago
<3 you.
TheMysteriousCorner 2 years ago
What happens if a pangolin sees one of JJ's vids???
f2928 2 years ago
A movement will begin.
preachingsin 2 years ago
Natural, yes let's close down all the hospitals, we don't need any of the artificial means to keep people alive. Just send them to church and let a priest pray over them.
justintempler 2 years ago
as retarded as it sounds... i once read the comment on some internet page that children need their father and mother .. and not their father and... well .. father ..
how well these arguments are eh ?
blues260 2 years ago
Sad thing is...there'z people out there who'd say this stuff ad MEAN it.
BionicDance 2 years ago
Satire i love it
ericpao81 2 years ago
You are very excellent, Yaguar Yones
TinyCoconut 2 years ago
haha love ur stuff JJ
lfdy123 2 years ago
Don't get me wrong, Im tolerant of marrages. Some of my best friends are married. I dont care what two consenting adults do in the privacy of the own church
... but its those flagrant displays of public gold ring wearing are rubbing our noses in their legal tax status.
My Nephew asked me what an 'Engagement' was the other day ... he heard it said on TV.
He's too young to know about Societies formalized breeding rituals and property inheritance laws. What do I say to him?
aka4x7b 2 years ago 2
When talking about wearing rings to signify a christian as being a virgin & waiting until marriage, Marcus Brigstocke said "if you want to wear a ring to tell everyone you're not having sex you can get married like the rest of us!"
Horseplay71 2 years ago
Mr J0nes, are you ever going to answer my question?
TheAngryBum 2 years ago
Patience, my young apprentice.
JaguarJ0nes 2 years ago
hahaha nice satar
HellsCowBoy666 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Gayness is a sin. Good to see you are comming to reason.
theanswersofnwo3 2 years ago
o_O
freedom0f5peech 2 years ago 3
I vote this guy as stupidest person ive seen typing on the internets today,,, ( i dont think hes joking)
Aspartame69 2 years ago
What is sin?
Exmech2 2 years ago
HE MOCKING
HellsCowBoy666 2 years ago
Nice t see ya again, Jag.
amig90 2 years ago
"Jagwire jones" lol
MillionSword 2 years ago
I reject this !!! super lol ii];o)
Care4alot 2 years ago
Uhhh JJ, I am now convinced that gay marriage is wrong but can I marry a Pangolin?
mtsac1 2 years ago
Only if it's not gay-looking. And that doesn't happen.
Actually, I don't know if that happens. Have you ever seen a straight-looking pangolin?
Fordi 2 years ago
I thought I did once, turned out to be a raccoon.
marcus033090 2 years ago 2
LOL, you pwned dpr BIG TIME!!!!
stefzula 2 years ago
Awesome hat. I want one just like it.
BohemianBlasphemy 2 years ago
hilarious
spookmook 2 years ago
Wow, dprjones will freak when he sees this. You pwned him HAAAAAAARD!
comface 2 years ago
does this mean you are back? If so, JOY,if not, i hate you.
Cantoscav 2 years ago
Teleprompters? No. Me not wearing a cowboy hat makes me superior to you. :P
Good vid! 5*
TheRichDarkEarth 2 years ago 2
HEY THAT RHYMES! fucking hilarious
jmsimpson11 2 years ago
I think that maybe J J0nes finds himself attracted to those pangolins and in fact is a repast pangolin himself
TheEnglishAthiest 2 years ago 2
Great video Jaguar J0nes. Gotta look out for those gay looking pangolins. The last one to comment on this video is a gay looking pangolin.
redquas6920 2 years ago
I've always loved the line of thought that "if marriage is a religious institution, then atheists can't get married, heterosexual or not". Once the churches start trying to make atheist marriage illegal, as well as other churches not of their denomination (religious wars, probably one of the reasons they just keep it to the homosexual population) I won't accept this "marriage is a religious institution" crap.
Cyrathil 2 years ago
well played sir, well played indeed
ozzman650 2 years ago
Funny stuff!!! :)
UnionJack26 2 years ago
Bout time!
geffel 2 years ago