WHY WE LIE?

[Tr0llinghard]

DoubleDeluxe4...That was me, until Youtube closed my account!

[neneluv09]

lol the rolls and jiggles lol yer a weirdo lol!

[DanielaCullen11]

you know that you1/4 of what you weight if you weree on the mon

[IAMSHUGO]

amazing how this guy is annoying

[lululushh]

i live in colorado so your welcome for feeding your mom some fucking porridge every damn day!!!!!

:)

[daniellenicole131]

i want to be a photographer and a lawyer. because after miley cyrus comes to get her pictures taken while she's naked, i can then defend myself in court for killing her.

[InTheZoniee]

SUBSCRIBEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

[753flipflop]

My dream job would be be a proffesional bear-eating-hotdog-then-throwi­ng-up-watcher.

[753flipflop]

Lol, the bear popup scared me

[nolandobloom]

my dream johb will be to ... wait did i spell johb wrong ... ohhhh fuck i did it again man i got to learn how to spell johb .... shit i did it again you know what i have no dream job i got to go back to school .... suck it loser ..... i wasnt calling you a loser ryan just saying it in general.

[xgl5]

bad boys ;)

[xgl5]

bad boys :D

[xgl5]

i rathy be a mechanic than a f***ing

docter or a cop if i did i be shot in the balls

[xgl5]

rather

[zolnier735]

thank you for subscibeing to me

[Alvmyster01]

My dream job would pay me enough to not need a job =P

[hottaco11]

my dream job is to go on tour with my band ya know. it be awesome, mabey we will get up there someday, mabey ill let u know

[prettycuteemowoman]

soo retarded

[superfunnydove]

my bro IS a dwarf and my father IS a wizard. what now?

[SarikoRarr]

My dream job would be Joey Jordison's wife. Yaay. Yummy Joey. (:

[xxgriffinandgoblinxx]

My dream job is to be teacher by day, superhero by night... HAHA!!!!!

Love it!

[RaventailBlacktalon]

I don't know what my dream job is, but I can tell you what it ISN'T - Rectal Thermometer Tester. No thankyou, please.

[MovieCrazetv]

Screenwriter/Director, one or both!

[TheKaelkinator]

My dream job is hunting grizzly bears. (your mom)

[dolphinpink12323]

My dream job would be to be a dolphin trainer so i could get in the dolphin tanks without paying any money

[xxRandomAznxx]

My dream job? To be paid to watch Youtube videos. Mwahahah...

[suerisk]

Ryan, you're genuinely funny!

[rilley79]

my dream job is proable is to be a internet porn maniger for top porn sites

[YeaZon]

Youtube Copyrights Video Muting person. I'd go around muting everyone's videos just because I think the music or word or sound or face or color you used is copyrighted. I'd be popular as F#%K!

[17aKaT]

Dream job....get paid to tell these kids how they are nothing but horseshit.

[AznB0iix]

My dream job would be to be a center in the NFL. Then i can be paid for grabbing other men's boobs and driving them out of the hole.

[kibabro99]

3 words. video game tester. the only thing you have to do is play video games all day then say what you think of them!

[TimmySodaPop]

My dream job is drinking soda... life doesn't get better than that... Seriously, it doesn't, Ryan!

[breakingdownthewalls]

my dream job is to become a football player so i can be crushed by men and share a locker room with big strong men...not

[Clixadon]

Dream job; To be a pathologist. I wont get yelled at for cutting up someone. :D

[vitaliyman23]

haha she overweight even on the moon..

my nightmare job is riding a taxi..

[SandTrapProd]

My NIGHTMARE job is to be Megan Fox's tampon. I don't want to be touched by those nasty toe thumbs of hers... BARF!

[dreamgal9]

bahahaha

[mikemikemofo]

i want to be the guy that comes up with new reality tv shows.....i see slo-mo 5 angle death scenes....talk about ratings!

[IBabyEata]

Dream job, Eating kids and getting payed rather then getting sued.... -sigh- why get abortions when i can eat them...? for as much money? it's a win win~! hehe

[AsianInvasionXD]

Unicorns your gay fantasy. xD

[siddy710]

thx for the sub!

[KatMar99]

hey,

you subscribed to me, but im sharing an account with my friend now

her account name is xKristenLeighx

subscribe to us and watch our videos! thanks :)

[XXvamparioXX]

My dream job. To kill people then steal their wallets

[jpdxyz1]

does any body have and vid ideas for me to do

[Firewhite24]

My dream job is to be one of those Disney characters in Disneyland or Disneyworld so I can... I don't know destroy kids dreams.

[videooven]

My Dream Job is to get Dream Jobs for people who need Dream Jobs, and those people can give Dream Jobs to the people who don't need Dream Jobs.

wait

[WorldsLargestCrap]

i have a new dream job:

Ultimate Porno, The 12 inch cok vs. the pussy.

I Win!

[Slvrbuu]

I don't have a dream job, I think I should start by dreaming about getting a job?

[bambi620]

my dream job would be to stop emo kids from cutting themselves... i would just lock them in a jail cell and hang razor blades from the ceiling really high where they couldnt reach them and hire ppl to then sit outside there cell and lower there self esteem so then i could watch them sob and beg for the razors since they cannot reach them... hahahahaha!

[jpmordica]

My dream job is to become a Super Villian, so I can destroy the humanity.

[BabbitandJay]

My dream job would to be a rock star so that way after every show i would have a different girl in my dressing room and fuck her until she dies

[RyanKreeps]

I will buy your cd.

[BabbitandJay]

Thanks i'll get you free tickets to my show in las vagas and also if you want i'll pay for a hooker to!

[MovieBoxStudio]

haha !

[NicolesWorld11292]

My dream job would be ridding the earth of stupid people...such a nobel cause.

[StreetTreat]

You can start by commiting suicide, it's spelled noble.

[DelylaGirl2009]

Thank you for subscribing and nice videos you got here!!!

[aquadog101]

My dream job would be to direct porn because every fourteen year old girl wants to say "shelly get ur head out ur ass! This is a gangbang not little timmy's birthday"

[TeamJacobEdward]

wtf lol

[kaleyx666]

My dream job is being a porn star... jk nah its being a dyslexic pimps hoe. preferably doug2930's hoe.

[doug2930]

;];];]

[kaleyx666]

lol!

[JebusLovesMacaroni]

My dream job would be culling stupid people. I would never be unemployed.

[Aztec1011]

My dream job would be too insult people in a proffesional manner in a large room with thousands of people cheering me on with lots of body guards and be paid way to much for the retarded job I do. More or less the president.

[TeamJacobEdward]

HA! so true. lolz

[hellzBrother]

My dream job would be a black zolffa so I could get in your ear and suck your brown glands.

[doug2930]

I'd like to work as a dyslexic pimp , so I could work in a warehouse

[jdoggy135]

My dream job would be to establish a new branch of the military in which I would train penguins to fight and react in a modern combat situation. Oh yeah.

[fliflofifi]

That would actually be amazing.

[TheAleximusPrime]

My dream job is cleaning the ear wax out of Peter Griffin's ear.

[TheAleximusPrime]

I lie because I'm a giraffe who snowboards in London with Jewish Dolphins.

[justshort007]

I wanna be a smurf.

[wehasnopotatoes]

My dream job, become a shrink [therapist]. Over $20 an hour to ask the same question "How does that make you feel?"

[ilspaturnaz]

My dream job would be a secret agent that kills terrorist and blows up commies. Oh wait thats Chuck Norris. Never mind...

[iFeedMyDingoBiscuts]

i would be a janitor that wins the lottery.... that way i never have to work hard all my life and then become instantly rich..... every mans dream....

[Malefiscuss]

My dream job would be to test out video games that were gonna be guaranteed successes. That way I would be the first to try them and brag to all my friends, and get paid. Yeah, get paid son.

[bas3ba1141if3]

My dream job is to be a movie theatre clown, then as a movie is playing, i slowly creep out from under their seat. Then I take their money and run to the Land of Pink Penguins to hide my money in the Cave of Cactus'.

[Mariobros814]

My dream job is to be a musician. I could walk into my classroom, and if people are yelling...i could flip them off =P

[accebandykceb]

My dream job would be rocket scientist :P Then when people say "that's a real rocket scientist there" In a sarcastic tone... I will have a good comeback.

[omgallusuck]

my dream job would be a pussy juice factory boss

[tresfleur]

Good job dude. I've been laughing like crazy and my roomie doesn't understand why =))

[TriCIAnoVACK]

My dream is to be a profesional bum.

[Silas420Botwin]

MY dream job would be as a "product" tester for Mary Lousie Parker on "Weeds" lol....wonder if that job supplies you with a company bong or of you have to provide you own

[lillypad886]

My dream job?

To work at a bank. I'm so awesome, no one would care if I fucked them over and stole all their money.

[JMCJDAWG1994]

my dream job whould be becoming a dragon master im currently getting my dragon license i have about 5 or six more years of getting it

[mitsuki5561]

My dream job would be an accomplished musician/songwriter.

[vitaminsandstds]

swedish bikini teams oil boy

[vitaminsandstds]

death metalist!

[lailai2525]

my dream job would be to be a critic of all the las vegas hotels. that way i get to get everything for free..AND get paid. and the reviews don't even have to be good or make sense.

[gobannanafulful]

this is a funny story so my last year teacher(mr.smith) when up stairs and asked an older teacher a question and it was kind of funny but mostly dumb so the older teacher was like do bears poop in the woods and evey one laughted then he went to walk out and my friend caitly said does mr.smith poop in the woods it was so funny just thought i would share that with u sence you said do bears poop in the woods

[RyanKreeps]

When I was reading this I farted I just wanted to let you know.

[CameronpaigeX]

this guy is rather clever.

[Jennymellow]

my dream job is to be a prostitute make sure i have std's & fuck every man & kill i can to spread aids . maybe africa wont feel as shitty then.

[SikPrODCtIoNs]

my dream job would be to get paid of being a marshmellow and a flying dog

[TenRoc382k9]

cherrys??? Ryan your a prev hahaha

[Fakie135]

my dream job would be to work at a ice cream maker and try-taste the ice cream,, yummeeeyyyyyyyz

[notemokid979]

Dream job=leader of a modeling company...every drop out=a good time

[pretzel1253]

my dream job would be being paid to post stupid comments on youtube... wait , that is my job

[wiigamer145]

my dream job would be a chief that cooks for female super models.... then fuck them

[InStoresNao]

My dream job would to be paid to punch people, or just women. Paid to punch a woman, that'd be niiiice.

[CameronpaigeX]

why would you want to punch a girl? if you're a guy thats just wrong. you're miserable and unhappy.

[RyanKreeps]

I might hire you.

[actrambley21]

My dream job would be to beat the shit out of people that are retarded, and by retarded, I mean people that annoy the fuck out of me.

[bboooppeerr]

my dream job would be to get paid for playing halo 3 and annoying the shit out of the people on xbox live.

[AJewelledGirl]

My ex was 380lbs. Imagine that scene. Okay I'm laughing. I'm so going to hell. LoL

[3Hoopz3]

haah i know someone who has the last name dilillo we all call him dildo its hillarious!

[mistermigster]

A Dream Job Would Be A Job Where You Would Get Paid To Eat.. Shit And Sleep!

[neon471]

My dream job would be to take care of your bear momma some day.

[RyanKreeps]

Great. Be careful when she tries to eat you, because well you'll bleed to death.

[baconboy999]

My dream job is to be a hot girls dildo

[imhomunculous]

my dream job is to be a proffesional bass player....my band is already up on Youtube.

[supersmashman1331]

Well, if i got a dream job, then i would want to work as a computer programmer, you sit in front of a computer all day, in your own house...,with no one watching you..., so that way, I can watch your videos ALL day

[sassy12155]

wow...

[Dwhit33]

working the pearly gate. therefore you can keep annoying people out of heaven.

[OOOuise]

shut up

[mathern333]

you clever bastard

[therareone1]

my dream job is to smoke weed =D

[WalkingTravisty]

my dream job would be to fire people from their dream jobs. mehehe...

[AL0NL3Y]

i like to kill baby seals with crayons.

[Jinxer212]

My dream job would be a gynecologist, because I can dream about vaginas at night, and my dream cums true during the day..

[DoubleDeluxe4]

My dream job would be to be Oprah's cocaine dealer. 'Cause if i ever get caught, i'm bringing her down with me!

[rainbowpagan]

haha great video 5 stars

[iskatebaker98]

my dream job is being a vet cuz i get to put ugly pets to sleep and keep the cute ones, I would also charge like $500 for an x-ray on a puppy

.

[MinorFourtyNiner]

my dream job is to be just like you and do the ryan kreeps update! :)

*kisses ass*

[RyanKreeps]

I'm looking for a co-host who is smart, funny, and brings an 8 ball to work every morning

[jef1991]

my dream job would be testing out beds, u sleep wake up and get payed, or u wake up go to your boss and ask for more because u work rly hard

[donkeygoeslive]

the devils PR man

[NINJACAT09]

my dream job is to become a mycologist, that way i don't have to pay for my shrooms.

[MrPlop101]

My dream job is to be a leprechaun

[ChasinBoppola]

dream job? one of the 'extras' on 'to catch a predator'.

[privacyyyyy]

My Dream Job Would Be To Work For santa claus so i can hazzz prasentzz

[katierules613]

my dream job would be a tattoo artist because i like aflicting pain on people

is it so wrong?

[RyanKreeps]

guess it pays more than serial killer

[katierules613]

or i could be a hitman yeah but then i dont want people to secertly flim talking to a client yeah that be wierd

[purplettuce620]

my dream job is to be a hand model for the walmart catalogue, i have "great" hands XD.

RYAN YOUR AWESOME!

[jtspgs1986]

best job ever, Santa Clause. so if britney spears wants that hollywood deal to come threw this christmas...she better leave me some cookies that taste like sunshine and let me fart rainbows.

[Smokeystyle]

my dream is to travel to anywhere in the world.....like paris hiltons pants!

[primegood]

My dream job Death...i could scare the crap out of some old dude.

[NINJACAT09]

i'm pretty sure you'd scare them to death...

[Libratarot]

My dream job - to live out of my Teardrop Trailer YouTubing America.

[jfeuiebf]

My dream job would be a lotto winner, I would posess nothing then

[yellowbusrydr]

My dream job is sucking Sarah Palin's penis for money.

[orgixvi3]

My dream job would be a Disease Tester! Playing with rats sounds fun!

[MrWizenBud]

My Dream Job is to be a Bong Tester.

[polarchucky]

I wanna be just like RyanKreeps.

[RyanKreeps]

Are you sure?  I have bad gas.

[polarchucky]

OMG, even better!

[Lasunrose]

My dream job would be getting paid to sit at a bar and drink beer.

[XxXTOXICCONDOMSXxX]

My dream job would be...to be the next willy wonka. But, you know.

Without the crazy hair, and the weird midget fetish... =)

[Boxbreak101]

My dream job would be :To tape you when ur having sex with yourself. Are you hireing i know your into that stuff

[RyanKreeps]

Of course, are you good with power tools?

[LegoThemeparkCrazy]

my dream job is to be a carnival ride disiner.

[214inthehouse]

my dream job is shooting presidents....i'll do america a favor.....wait wtf? im sooo stoned

[LosCadaver]

Getting your dream job, is only fun if your the playboy. God dammit hugh.

[banana999999999999]

My dream job would be to be an artist so I can get a hold of some "insperation" ;D

[SandTrapProd]

lmao!... touché

[littleAE86thatcould]

My dream job would be...

...making cars that run on sperm. With your mom giving free handjobs.

[SandTrapProd]

I wouldn't let his mom get anywhere near my penis, not after what happened last time. Three words: Grizzly Death Grip.....

[RyanKreeps]

That's what I thought!

[daniellenicole131]

my dream job.

photographer.

getting it?

i would pretend i like obama.

[rpumarada]

my dream job would be to breath, dont need an education and it pays good

[KittensFromMars]

what do you mean you dont nead an education to breathe?!?! i STILL havn't got it quite nailed down yet and im in high schoo--- GAHH!!!

[NoDeadBodyInMyCloset]

To get my dream job, I would lie. Because lying kills unicorns. And we all know I love unicorns.

[WorldsLargestCrap]

My Dream job would be...

vagina

[RyanKreeps]

Getting pounded by a dick is part of your job description. fyi.

[OneManReunion]

Getting your dream job is like finding a cure for herpes. But the itching will NEVER go away.

[RyanKreeps]

I'll can recommend you a good cream.

[DoubleDeluxe4]

Lmfao, ima champ! :D

[JayNav1]

Whoring yourself out to those who could potentially employ you doesn't get you your dream jobs these days. Actual hard work does. I say get rid of your job fantasies and find a sugar daddy. It works for me ;)

[TriCIAnoVACK]

I lie because people think I'm fucked up. If I tell the truth, they know I'm fucked up.

[randomfunmusic]

wow i literally lmfao.

[jackie2x05]

ahahaha i love you videos!!!

[pugpug12]

LOL! THIS IS GOOD

[Glenjamin87]

kill you competition