Amanda Seyfried Kills Blue People!

[Nekojin27]

I believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

[Meowman302]

His son + nuclear weapons = not good

[beckysukut]

Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Robert Frost

[Tweediemusic]

is she 4 or 3 omg soooo much confusion

[TheCanalme]

i love the mokey...! gr8

[dpfrediscool020]

I'm protesting mint chip gay people!

[itznickf]

i miss that monkey poster :-(

[iamsofucknzen]

Did phill just run outside for a while in mid filming and get sunburn face?!

[MrNeonWaves]

where are the captions?



[MemoryFoamMattres100]

Your Music Rocks!

[mimipanini]

You kind of remind me of Rachel Maddow

[Muizelot]

must be one of the worst youtube shows ever. this guys sucks so badly and not even interesting.

[nucrocelia]

@Muizelot Bet you couldn't do better.

[latigremusic]

I believe in the lemon.

[dhill26]

Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!!!!!!!!! rAmen...

[beckysukut]

X-BOX!!!!!!!!!



[hanl9889]

You really, really need to bring back this intro.

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

(completely watch the video b4 you reply)

*faceplam* religion.....ughh

[ThatGuyxxxx]

wow this ep was a huge downer!

[emu314159]

"Tomfoolery!?"  Balderdash!

[muzikheart94]

thumbs up if u noticed that they changed megan fox's fingerr!!!

[rockstargirl891]

not every christian hate gay lezbian or bi's im a christian and i dont hate them i dotn really agree with it but im not gonna hat them because of it

[thetagirl81]

That shit with waterboarding a four year old is some sick shit. Dude needs his head examined.

[Amarouq]

I like angry Philip DeFranco. He's awesome :)

[ghfhbrfbd]

they arent real christans than

[amylou10279]

crazy shit and...... the tooth fairy movie scared the shit out of me!!!! seriously, didn't sleep for weeks!!!

[amylou10279]

crazy shit

[shanel104]

i have nothin against gays but y are u always talkin about them?

[Admissible]

Christians protest hate crimes because they are useless unless you are targeting a Christian grp for being against homosexuality for example. Why would you make a law that says you can't murder gay people when we already have a law that says you can't murder ANYONE? Which brings up the question of, what did they do to the people who murdered the kid? It's sad we have come to this :(

[darkrain720]

What about the Eminem Ice Tea commercial?!

[stickpeoplerule1]

@darkrain720 lol. the eminem commercial aired this year. this video was a yearr agoo.

[darkrain720]

@stickpeoplerule1 Oh..... Right.

[TheFanta913]

close your legs it fukin smells

[thepenman56]

look im catholic and have plenty of gay friends not all Christians or Catholics are like that, just those stupid stubborn idiots don't judge many because of the few...

[xxdef85xx]

Guys, if you are so freaking upset about ads and always complaining get an adblocker, Chrome and FireFox have one for sure.

[Tripfail26]

K.. not only are there commercials on my TV, but now they are interrupting my fucking INTERNET WATCHING!!!! LIKE WTF! I don't give a shit about fucking ads, like eff -_-

[13dogman13]

@Tripfail26 peeps gotta make money somehow

[tribamarina]

christian group spreading hate and violence wow this is no a surprise at all

[jjklumiar]

Penis

[verytotallyreally]

i miss this intro..

[jeremyrawe]

1 year and 1 month from now phil will speak of Amanda Seyfried again and even have her name starting the title of the video

[thedudeBL]

Sorry Phil, normally a big fan but I have to disagree with you about Amanda SIckfried.

She's TERRIBLE LOOKING. Could her eyes be any further apart?

[sublimebuddha420]

i love yo face phillyd!

[sweetchunks22]

hahahhahha "blowing up an ice cream truck or taking an ice cream out of someone's hand and STEPPING on it!":D bwahahah I love it!! spat out my drink haha such an awesome metaphorXD and something i would so do! stepping on someone's ice cream that is. not something asinine and egotistical like looking down on someone cause of diff sexual identity, gender, economic status, race ect. those ignorant oh-so-happy-in-their-tiny-litt­­le-world pples, loathe them. anyhoo!! Love you Phill!!XD

[jkirton1964]

I LOVE how you think: "Stupid Christian groups which give all Christian groups a bad name because they (the stupid Christian group) get all of the limelight!"

[miszxlizardd]

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[FakeAndGay13]

927654th viewer ! :D 92(7654)

[ontop512]

Stay away from ice cream, its the devil!

[specialjoelle]

Dearest Philip,

Thank you for being the ONE and ONLY sane person left on the face of the freaking planet (besides me of course). I love yo face.

[xXAshleyxAmnesiaXx]

i loved dear john it made me cry

lol maybe im just an idiot

[Robban206]

VOLKSWAGEN

this is my favorite, the kid is darth vader and the father is the emperor

[MrBarneyDinosaur]

Hey! Don't bring the flying spaghetti monster into this; he'll rip yo' face off!

[beckysukut]

PS3!!!

[joeneuk]

First!

[lonewolfM16]

oh christianity i hate you not the individual christians my family is christian just the christian religion and how it inspires hatred and ignorance

[roboto123ify]

Dear Other states- Not all of us here in michigan are bad like the christian group of somethin' or other, We're actually a pleasant people, except for ann arbor, they are just a bunch of pot smoking hippies who can't drive

-Michigan

[FlikkyFilms]

@roboto123ify dont for get all the hipster douches in Royal Oak

[MXGAdams]

lol i laugh when he does hand gestures as he says "squirreled out"

[TheAllstarz12]

woo i love philip



[Crissix100]

fuck yeah FSM!

[TheBestGhostbuster]

i missed like half the video staring at how your glasses distort your face

[DudeTheGamer]

turn on closed captions

[AKaudy]

i miss the monkey!!!!

[marebear392]

i believe in the flying spaghetti monster

[Trinitysx]

@marebear392 democracy. if 80% of americans say god is real then you lost.

Why you madz?

[rachelmtabby]

PASTAFARIANISM!

[MRSUCKYSUCKY]

where did he get that picture in the background? 

[tropingreenhorn]

it saddens me that the extremists get the limelight too, everyone thinks that all Islamics are terrorists and that all Christians do is hate gays..... I have talked to so many people who don't even have the slightest idea what Christian doctrine is or what Jesus even did. I've met even fewer people who read the Quiran, so much religious ignorance these days, its much easier to be an atheist cuz you don't have to learn or believe in anything :D lol

[legomark300]

Ervybody always like oh gays need to be protected they're different when people of race like Hispanic are being kill and hurt for no reason it's wrong that their dying but no1 cares

[hockeyplaya131]

@legomark300 Who cares about hispanics?

[RhetoricalQnA]

@legomark300 Gays (or people thought to be gay) are 14 times more likely to be attacked then Latinos. But I do see where your coming from.

[ThePivotAlex]

Please.... For the love of life.... TURN ON THE CAPTIONS!!!! its quite funny

[deltaforce531]

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[Mayson620]

I don't give a shit if its religious or not! Gay people like to take it up the ass! that's just GAY!

There should be a fucking difference between a man and a woman! that's why a man has a thing sticking out and a woman has a whole!

Being gay is like eating from ur ass and shitting from ur mouth! ( its the opposite of the natural way!) So if u like that, get a sex change and call ur self a woman, not gay! Being gay is just being weird!

[MyMikeymoo]

@Mayson620 judging by your words your like 8 right_

[kalibradoboy]

@Mayson620 LOOOL

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU

[RomanGirl21]

@Mayson620 So what if someone likes it up the ass or pussy or whatever. Whatever a person does in the privacy of their own bedroom is their own business. Your homophobic rant makes no sense. Gay people don't necessarily want sex changes. You think its weird. Thats fine. But that doesn't mean they aren't people.

No matter your Race, gender, or sexual orientation no one should be treated like they are inferior or don't deserve the same rights as any other person.

[Morna777]

I hope Phil's getting paid well by these stupid Conservative ads.  That's the only good thing they've ever done.

[ThePhilpism]

@Morna777 yep, he a partner.

[Bluestudio555]

@Morna777 Beneful?

[hughhogan]

Megan Fox is in a bathtub... yes. Motorola rocks

[AJOraaAJ]

how bad of a soldier are you that a 4 yr old girl got away from you. LMAO!

[pillora003]

FUCK YOU DUDE!!!

[xxjennlyricsbackup]

Hey haters. Go ahead, do your little troll-y hate thing, but you're not getting paid, you're just wasting your time. And I don't think he (Phil) or anyone else cares about your stupid comment, because he's getting paid. So don't waste your energy.

[thepshow]

get off youtube lame cunt!!!

[sabertiger29]

Fake......(wait for it).......and GAYY

[StineDall]

i love you man! hahaha :D this show made my day!

[MagicTurtle643]

Actually it would be like reporting to the FDA that ice cream should be removed from the market. Smashing the ice cream to the ground would be the aforementioned hate crime--which the Christian group you mentioned didn't do.

[joseluiscano137]

i miss this show

[MAStutorials]

whats on his lip?

[darkangel364]

what an asshole!. ... he makes like almost $200,000 a year!

[MPC45000]

I just saw a yahoo article about you. Do you really make 181k a year?

[spartan117death]

I DO NOT HATE GAY PEOPLE ,BUT I HATE THE ACTION OF BEING GAY! GOD IS THE SAME WAY HE LOVES THE PEOPLE, BUT HATE THE SIN (THE ACTION)!

[klimt8me]

@spartan117death Hate is such a strong word, try not letting what other people do, bother you, when its none of your business in the first place, with anyone!, what one does in the privacy of there own home.

[spartan117death]

@klimt8me , yes hate is a strong word but would you not "hate" it if something you hold very close to you like a brother, sister, mother, father, or friends ditched you or died, would you not "hate" that? also you are right about it not being my business, but when gay marriage (the sexual action that takes place in that relationship.) is allowed in the U.S.A it makes the founding fathers, that founded this country, look like fools, because they based the country on biblical laws, standards.

[klimt8me]

@spartan117death They are dead, ask me how much they care what it makes them look like? They also didn't count on the country to last this long with there laws. And! our country is all about treating people equal IN ALL THINGS! If I wanted to have sex with a female, and didn't tell any one, nobody would care, ignorance is bliss, but all of a sudden I love this girl, and want to commit my life to her, why does that all of a sudden make it other peoples business? I

[spartan117death]

@klimt8me okay, did I not Write Gay marriage, or did you miss that . About ignorance is bliss. Say, 4 example someone is ignorant of The Bible,well The Bible Says, "For all have sined and come short of the glory of GOD (eternal life) ,BUT the gift of God is eternal life.",do we as people not do things like; lie, cheat, steal, spread bad rumors, murder, commit adultery,etc. Those r all sins that the ignorant person could do, preventing eternal life, ignorance bliss? my #1(850)587-5405 call4Q's.

[klimt8me]

@spartan117death I'd rather not waste my time with your load of crap, to be honest i yet haven't met a christian that has good argument, and there all teh same, cuz they all come from the same old, messed up book, and all there arguments are proven flawed, time and time again.

[spartan117death]

@klimt8me Read the "Messed up Book.", as u call The Bible and maybe your perspective will change. If u do first look up Matthew chapters26-28, Mark ch's14-16, Luke22-23, and John18-20. Then look up Genesis19. Then Revelations17-18. Science has proven The Bible to be true for example the quartos (sound bites), the glue that holds atoms together, also found in genesis1:1-26(paragraphs"versu­s") The Bible probably one of the oldest Collection of writing on earth. You're Not Reading Bull Shit.

[klimt8me]

@spartan117death If you were following my threads, you would known, I have for 20 years, and my opinion has not chanted. case close.

[klimt8me]

@klimt8me It doesn't! but people are so ignorant and judgmental, they don't know how to mind there own business. You sound like one of those kind of people. My brother is in fact dying, go figure, and no I don't hate the fact i'm loosing him, what good would that do me or him?

[klimt8me]

Respond to this video... one more thing! i feel love has no laws, or boundaries, not even death, the greatest thing you can do, is die for one you love.

[cutenezz777]

whats that on your lip?

[snbeings]

@cutenezz777

herpes

[klimt8me]

people who are christian, are to scared to live life, they need to be told what to do, by a bunch of guys over a thousand years old, i love gay people! <3

I think its funny when pastors kids become gay :p

my dad was a pastor, and i wore black lipstick for fun, after he slapped the shit out of me, he told me he doesn't want a kids looking like there from Satan, but what i don't get is, the bible says Satan is the most beautiful angel of all, and never states his appearance changing.... lame.

[Whatever4ism]

@klimt8me No, that's just your opinion. Most educated loving NORMAL Christians don't practice RELIGION to be told how to live, but practice SPIRITUALITY to live better. I'm sorry about your dad though it sounds like he was a bible thumper and not a Christian. My pastor would've known you were following a trend and most definitely wouldn't have hit you.

[klimt8me]

@Whatever4ism don't worry, I knew what I was following, a load of crap!

last time I checked, no christian life is NORMAL! no life is at all actually, but nice of you to think so positively about the human race I guess. Whats I find striking about yoru comment is, It's very judgmental for a christian, then again, they are known to be the more judgmental types, so I guess i shouldn't be so surprised.

[Whatever4ism]

@klimt8me They are known to be more judgmental? The same can be said about yourself for taking a stereotype and siding with it by going with what the general public states about it. I'm sorry I insinuated that life was normal. Just a slip of the tongue. What do I know about NORMAL my mother's a recovering alcoholic, my uncles gay and I have ocd. I don't feel the need to be cynical about it though.

[klimt8me]

@Whatever4ism am I supposed to feel sorry for you, i don't. I was a very good christian for 20 years of my life, I promise you dont wnt to get into it with me. I'll slot-er you, along with the many others I've already had. I know the bible inside and out, and have multiple reasons why its a load of crap, and proof showing most Christians use the bible for there own gain and benefit, or use it cuz there to scared to think for themselves, also having proof of all this.

[kunschner]

They are not Christians if they hate someone, the bible tells us to love. If they hate they are simply blasphemous.

[xoCookiebabe]

OMG i heard mi religion! FSM :D

Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW.

[dannydemanny]

Today I express a solemn vow to all humankind that I will do everything with in my power to ensure this creature -who actually believes it is human- will become extinct before the end of this year.

[RobotKing27]

WHOO! FSM!

[calcer111]

what camera are you using currently???

[14TyTy00GH]

question. what's that groovy song at the end?

[ItzAddyGuyz2]

about those guys from michigan; im from michigan, a good number of us arent douchebags

[niggatime1]

your creepy, alil

an bill murry is le'shiit

[erinmerriam126]

the doritoes one

[TermsofServiceWTF]

subscribed 

[azarath101]

i got the ice cream thing but somehow didnt get the any thing els

[AmyBoyle789]

i love you phil!!! i started watching u yesterday and have watched almost all ur videos!!

[SquirrellS6]

Pastafarian is the best religion ever!!!

[shadow24135]

This guys voice is unbearable

[lovemydobe]

I have no idea what you're saying half the time...but I do enjoy watching you talk @.@

[IssyRedbird]

My fave superbowl commercial was the How I Met Your Mother commercial, where Barney gave out his phone number. I actually called it! It worked!

[cod5x]

the go daddy one were good

[wallace86442]

My fav Super bowl commercial is the Doritos one with the little kid and the new boyfriend comes over to take the mom out n he sits on the couch while the kid is holding a game console remote & the BF take a Dorito out of the bowl & the kid slaps him across the face & says.......Two things keep your hands off my momma & keep your hands off my Doritos lmao

[wallace86442]

Oh and the Megan fox/Motorola one cause she makes something in my pants "Transform into something that's MORE than meets the eyes" lmao hahahaha

[jimmaytonner]

Bacon commerical. Had an alligator.

Funny part? The very end.

"I like the taste of th.. the.. oh noooo! I looked at the camera again! The shots ruined! Thay cant use it! ...**** it!!" XD accents on an alligator.

[MOOSHOOPORKCHICKEN]

lol I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! DNT EAT THAT ICE CREAM! UR NOT A PART OF MY SYSTEM! U ATE THE ICE CREAM!! MAAAAAAN! hahaha jkjk and at the end i hear a little 'throwing fire at the end' XD

[sesshomiru30]

gay people are bad *period*

lol troll away

[dwyers3636]

@sesshomiru30 lol its funny cause your the troll and are trying reverse troll psychology

[kaelim888]

I never really understood the technique to waterboarding. I've seen it before in things like 24 and lie to me. All i know is it involves a towel over someones face and pooring water down their throat to drown them..but why not just close your mouth? And why a towel over the face? An odd thing to ask about yes but it bothers me that i don't know...

[acmartindc]

thumbs up if you understand the flying spaghetti monster joke.

[jaytummy]

thumbs down for not mentioning the Betty White commercial.

[ninaluvsmikki]

GO SAINTS! NOLA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!(:

[LordOfRandom38]

Philled in? really?!

[VeGaSbOyMuRdAhKr3W]

Did anyone else notice that that wasnt Megan Foxes hand? Megan fox has toe thumbs (if u dont know what it is look it up) and the hand you see doesnt have them...

[Darthsantana]

@VeGaSbOyMuRdAhKr3W yeah i think thats hilarious

[makdad210]

Oh come on it's just a little water right? It's not going to bite you

[justarry21]

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[yakkahDotCom]

gave it a good rating :]

[alexhan6]

lol I wonder what would happen if I sent this out.

[ps2creator]

i loved the one where the little black boy slapped his moms boy friend because *giggle* he took the boys dorito!!

[crapsonashovel]

whats the song at the end?

[00142xasbadassas007]

waterboard that bitch she has to be a proactive member of society

[LittleMsRevenge]

the little boy slapping his moms bf for touching his doritos

[mactober123]

i dont belive in god my opinion is how stupid people can be that they think every thing they do one wach you pff he dint creat the earth the big bang did ther is no god

people who are strong belivers dont know how the hole earth came to life. ther is no big invisible men up in the sky who did this. and if ther was a god why the fuck is this world in war people die kids starving. he is not ther for me and he will never be only my opinion let people belive if thats make them happy

[Kboman]

I work in an Ice cream stand xD :P

[TheHinun]

Teehee!

[xfronwenzyoucamex]

It sucks how only the radical groups get to be on TV.

[twilighter4life88989]

lol, i was watching this video while eating a mint chocolate chip ICE CREAM cone, haha, the irony :P

[MASiFFECT]

Megan in the bathtub, yay.

[9Beanz]

haha pastafarian(:

[Renorack]

Old spice. The advert is now diamonds!

[C94Slim]

Stay away from ice cream.... its the devil!

almost died on that one ahah

[Sassycat6768]

Nice Richard Dawkins analogy with the spaghetti monster. Good man.

[AllAroundBang]

Avatar sucked, but it had a very powerful message. But some people are too stupid and ignorant to get that message and make good in the world. People are stupid. Least it isn't number 1 anymore. How can a horrible movie even be so high in the box office? Confuses me....

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@AllAroundBang

It can be that high because there are a ton of people who disagree with you. :P