GTFO My Deck... - Gallon of Milk

[TheLeedgelodge]

I <3 dan brown

[TheKSE77]

now clean it up, good luck

[HyruleLand]

Did milk get on your camera? ;)

[2Cool4u604]

No I couldn't. Yes I could SPLOOSH

[pownedbyeass]

The floor looks just like my gf

[danielwhitman]

not the first time white stuffed splattered all over his camra...

[musicchick702]

''OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!''

[BJ29035]

@Jory Jory Caron is not created by cartoon, So Sue Ellen Armstrong is created by Marc Brown So Jory Caron is our host & Sidekick is Sue Ellen Armstrong.

[ehsanraza58]

the cap was like "fuk yea i'm out of here bitches!"

[bentheunicorn]

I thought the cap was a bug under my screen for a minute I was like FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

I don't think that's the first time you got white stuff everywhere.

[LifeNperspective]

how many cats did this attract?

[tuneheadd]

stop pointing. shit

[MegaSnake1000]

look at the cap when he drops it

[geniusinmotion]

Got milk?

[ladycordelia17]

Well, Jory, since you seem to be the resident "microwave specialist" where you live, have you ever told a microwave to GTFO your deck? (And if not, might I suggest using one in an episode? Preferably one that was used on "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" until she died or was retired.)

[BUGGATTIBOY32]

I did that once but only it was in a winn-dixie, it was on accident and it was in the deli section, i was 7 at the time and just left it there.  P.s. Im sorry if your the lady that mopped it up

[GoldDragon484]

The milk needed to be curtled to be a good gtfo thing

[realsc00ter]

you sure you weren't drinking white paint?

[shadow12345sonic]

@realsc00ter im wonderin the same thing cuase it was all chunky and stuff

[raepop]

pause at 1:09

[CatatonicKuroneko]

Got milk? Not anymore!

[EmilyLightning]

It looks so cool on rewind!!! xD

[jaymezabc]

The cap was all like "FREEEDOMM!" lol

[NCcarterTV]

wow that ONE way to use cow pee

[nikko623]

Is it me, or an insect flew off when the milk exploded...

[TheWheresPerryShow]

throw rebecca black off your deck and ask her what day it is and if she says friday throw her off again

[Sportyshibby13]

lol ur awesome dude

[sonictoast410]

its goood but dont explode that milk again cuz me and my friend will drink it on the fucking bullshit floor

-my dick said this

[sonictoast410]

your a fucking brat

my friend again did this

[Player01198756]

@01051825 Do it anyway.

[Junix93]

That's 4 questions ^^

[rofl1cp]

At least playing it in reverse gets the milk OFF your camera

[SunandMarius]

It looks like an elephant just jizzed off your deck haha!

[airsoftandrew1]

why didn't you throw down some corn pops to go with it? The local homeless would have been appreciative.

[MsLovely1738]

yes! yes! yes!

[Trent3562]

and i jizzed off ur deck :D

[Hayeshacker0NE]

@vhayes8886 hi

[leafboom]

theres homeless cum all over the place

[samurai855]

mega jizz

[EdgarAllenPoe1000]

it looked like god just got lucky with his hand

[link31085]

hi jory i love you show

[DeltaPhi79]

Someone buy Jory a high speed camera.

[demonman905]

Hey @Jory , You know that bull that you cupped cupped his balls with your hands? in New York? yeah... well...... He came on your hard surface @ 1:16

[JamesL510]

Microwave a deck while throwing it off a deck

[pokekiller5swords]

@JamesL510 paradox paradox paradox -explodes-

[MyOverflow]

Microwave a deck.

[dallas61jacob]

That's what your mom saw.. Yea it got on her face..

[Randomeiser100]

nah i couldnt... yes i could. lol

[WhoForgot2Flush]

This is before epic freeze frames are epic..... IThink

[joseph4445]

so this is how milky way was born

[TheYobo66]

WELL SOME1 BLEW A BIG LOAD

[900add]

sure that's milk?

[urutaka]

member the cat haveing the haveing the heart attack at the bouncy balls..yeah its just had a relaps at milk

[tcottarel]

lol the cap

[Taterchipz1]

jizz in the parkinlot

[daltonk7]

you should fling yourself off the deck id like to see it

[DDFJ1230]

Lol wonder what his neighbors think

[123321theunknown]

dan 3.0 obviously

[theresistanification]

no i coudnt.... yes i could...

[ciboka]

lol the milks cap was like holy shit im outta hear

[zapper34567890]

its awesome cuz im lactose intolorent

[linebro]

98.1 Cents USD = $1 CAN

[tylord97]

St. Margaret II would live off that deck...

[TheStreetracer213]

Runaway Cap! Runaway Cap!

[Nemesis986]

throw a spray can off your deck

[linebro]

Holy crap A gollon is like 4 liters - I'm a canaian

[DeltaPhi79]

@linebro Close enough. 3.78 liters.

[linebro]

@DeltaPhi79 haha us canadians get more milk 4 our money

[DeltaPhi79]

@linebro One question though... For whatever would be nearly comparable to a gallon, how much would the price in Canadian dollars be to USD?

[supertalker999]

hahaha Got Milk?

[seth4563210]

lol watch the cap in the background

[razielrules023]

why is that milk lumpy? =S

[alexrempel12390]

You need a high speed camera for these..

[h66hhgr]

yes,yes.yes

[h66hhgr]

no,no.yes!

[TapdragAirsoft]

i miss shorty

[FireLord3001]

did anyone else notice the cap was running away?

[infinitypark003]

Raining Milk :D

[SMP922]

I'm lactose intolerant.... So the "milk go boom" makes me happy!

[KandJindustries]

Stupid Pasteurization!

[MP5KSD1337]

And I Jizzed Off My Deck...

[skyskelton97]

his secret project is dan3.0

[ohall918]

i shit you not! i said oh shit every time the milk hit and "tihs ho" when it went into reverse!

[vadeviski]

@magicscientist41 MICROWAVE THE MICROWAVE

[freakforguys]

throw chuck norris and see if hes lives.....

[shoesisawesome22]

@freakforguys Pfft, he would totally live, he's Chuck Norris

[freakforguys]

@shoesisawesome22 youre right sry i ....

omg^^

[TheSonicGod]

This has to be one of my personal favourites.

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

I'll bribe you a PUDDING UNICORN!

[WhoWatchesVideos]

Did anyone besides me see where the bottom of the carton went?

[ThePokemonmaster627]

throw mario action figures off the deck

[MrHowto99]

0:57 boom cumshot umm awkward no\w huh

[OOZ662]

How the last bit just oozes out of the bottle...eugh. xD

[masonburton1]

1:17

HONEY GE THE GARDEN HOSE A HOBO JUST CUMMED ON MY DRIVEWAY AGAIN

[ckool5000]

Wow! Follow the cap for the milk... You can see it spiraling way out into the distance...

[Jarudin]

BANG whipcream :D

[Mrnotlonely1]

throw saint marget II off your deck...

[hd5770Gamer]

this is what i call cleaning milk

[dude444666444]

@magicscientist41 no he should microwave his deck!

[evilottojr]

No I couldn't...

Yes I could

[pinkypie101ful]

so what does gtfo mean!?

[stearn786]

Defintely throw Margeret II of the deck... after everything else, she should survive that easy!

[kyledavistv]

i have te same shirt

[spartta14]

jizz nuke

[DriftKing1813]

I LOVE MILK. THIS IS HORRIFYING!

[singingstudio05]

0:01



[Steviecool7]

Looks like a shit load of cum flying all over the cement

[Steviecool7]

thats actually epic

[sinnoh2014]

no epic freeze frame?

[DaStayPuftFluff]

Cap of The Milk Bottle: YEAH! I'M A FREE MAN! I'M A FREE MA- *falls down* ...OW! *acts like the kid from the world of warcraft  freakout video*

[shadower1928]

throw margarett 2 off of your deck and see if she lives

[epicizlil]

@shadower1928 it staint margarett

[Phanatic12009]

@shadower1928 she probably will

[piratecheese13]

@shadower1928  she would just fly off

[M3iscool]

"yes...milk did get on my camera" that's what she said.

[bynamearose]

1:07 ...It's raining milk.

Anybody got cookies?

Heh. My Youtube just froze on 0:57

[BathHausOfGaga100]

Throw a microwave of your deck! :D



[coconoa100]

beautiful :)

[wcocowcocow]

tell me

[tryetryetrye]

It looked like an elephant came

[123happygurl]

108 epicness

[fonejacker100]

cap:" screw you guys im going home"

[shawnoosept]

next i want all the thing you microwaved + the microwave!

[willaim99]

you need a slower cam lol or fill the milk jug up with alot of donated sperm xDDDD

[900add]

Sure that's milk?

[MW2Kris237MW2]

OR, or, or, you could DRINK the milk? Yes, you could drink the milk? How exactly do you DRINK milk? Well, first...idk, just drink it.

P.S. I love your videos. Keep them coming!

[fischer012]

What if you were just a-walkin' along, then BOOM a f*ckin' jug of milk explodes right in front of you!

[kadinpwn999]

You should throw a tv off....

[superseandude]

the cap rolling away is all like, I AINT TOUCHING THAT SHIT

[ShittiestChannelOnYT]

I'm sure your neighbours love you :).

[2897Princess]

:D awesomeness!!!!!!!

[candycao7rocks]

paause it aat 1:09 for eic freeze frame is epic

[MrMetalBurrito]

I only entered "No," to the "Got milk?"

[123456l7ol]

lol the cap came back to the milk gallon

[Jebus01234]

Someone got a little happy.....>.>

[NathanNDS]

YES/YES and YES!!!!

[Adielolz]

got milk? (on your camera)



[tboneplyr1545]

fucking giant cumshot

[destinyrider22]

your deck jizzed btw

[UneVacheEmo]

What?! No epic freeze frame!? Grr

[NintendoAndMario]

STOP TURNING AROUND AND POINTING AT ME D:

[jerman2003]

How do you not get in shit for doing this? Looks pretty illegal to me.

[yorrickwi]

wheres the epic freeze frame

[Sladverr]

Anyone notice the cap go rolling super far in the background?

[TheGasbaggersVP]

pause it a 1:10 for Epic Freeze Frame Is Epic.

[destroman777]

is it a good idea to microwave a gallon of milk?

[biggincourt]

LOL That milk looks rotten !

[rawrtravisrawr]

MOM WE'RE ALL OUT OF MILK

[BlueCheeta]

milk nade

[xDjAsOnF]

JORY LOVES COCK

[willthis1]

what could i do with milk on a 3 storie deck!?....i couldnt.........yes i could.

[DoeJane1234567]

JORY IS SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ravynrules]

you have big cartons of milk in america O.o

[LunarAsipien5320]

If the jug wasn't there i would of thought a bird took a dump there...

. . . One big arse bird...

[chicubsown2]

check out the cap lol

[iHugzuLotz]

Go to 1:08 for the epic freezeframe

[zzhoa]

that happened to me except mine was a countertop not a 3 story deck

[KidzLegendKiller]

epic

[Kr0niKFusion]

thats 4 questions

[AscendedBeyond]

someone spoged everywhere!!!!!

[jeffke4]

poor soda of the cows :(

[crisislord00]

did you see the bottle cap rolling over!

[halowarsmyson]

nasty that dry milk smell on your cam ew

[RedRoomGamer]

poor milk ;-;

[matrix626]

Garelick farms FTW!!!

[AnnoyingTiger888]

Haha, It's always so cool to see videos rewinding 8D

[Lulzman69]

This series has potential, methinks!

:D

[bigWY16]

i have a friend named daniel brown. lolz

[akakiki8232]

for epic freeze frame is epic pause at 1:01 (lol it spells lol)

[troy063036]

it is dan2.0 or 3.0

[mrhooper501]

bullseye ftw

[101kale]

eleven stupic fuckin people were too in to this video that they forgot to click like

[AwesomeMan295]

got milk