VALVE KEEPS STEALING MY IDEAS

[obanfans]

why's everyone in the comment taking this so seriously...its obviously a joke

[leoz96]

Hey guys I have an idea, mw4 will be the same shit but with 2 more guns and 4 new maps, i bet they will steal my idea

[HeroPrinnyDood]

you're a fucking mong, Katana

[rusal9]

soo basically you think you made taunt kills?

[mkt778]

How dare those bastards at EA steal my idea about a fictional modern conflict.

[ianster0102]

you know what SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT... (its just fucking taunts i dont think a highly respected company went to your channel and copied your ideas... there is about 1000 probably even more people that work at valve and 1 of them thought up of HEY KILL WITH TAUNTS)

[TorchQuilly]

@ianster0102 And this video was made almost 2 1/2 years ago. I think he's over it.

[Katana314]

@TorchQuilly Dude, I was NEVER angry...not even when I made this. I have no idea why all the retaliatory comments are coming out now. I...guess this wasn't funny enough to be considered a joke?

[TorchQuilly]

@Katana314 I never took you as angry. I just thought it was supposed to be hilariously coincidental that something like this happened. I didn't think twice about you being hurt over it.

[RoadFoxProductions]

Heres a fun fact! There are more hats than weapons on TF2 :)

[wiredgroup]

@RoadFoxProductions Yay! Hat-y goodness!

[iPlayGames234]

Same thing with Gamestop, they took my idea of patapon 2 FAGS!!

[StawrFawks]

Spy: What did they expect?

[Bartbfbb]

whats the song?

[Probelelel]

So basically, you're implying that killing people with taunts is your idea and your idea alone?

You're saying that you're the only one who thought of killing someone with taunts?

[scraggy360]

OVER NNE THOUSAND XD

[tristan7grunt]

CRAPPPP!! I meant to tag the other dude DVSPython! I'm sorry :( I'm new to youtube(ish) I don't know how to do that right (also I'm fifteen) sorry!

[ramenboy1]

@aduzpopo1515

They call that a "Rocket Sentry". But I c wot u did thar.

[cpandroblox]

@DVSPython Alot of people say their dad or older brother works with steam and 8 year olds don't use grammar on the computer. You know what? My dad is the owner of YouTube and he will ban you because your underaged

[DVSPython]

@cpandroblox *facepalm* OH HUR HUR HUR UR CLEVRRR LOL!!11

[DVSPython]

I'm 100% certain that people look through your videos for ideas. My dad owns Steam too and I can get you all VAC banned 'cause I'm 8 years old.

[1638490]

@DVSPython get over yourself

[DVSPython]

@1638490 Wow, another fucking idiot doesn't understand sarcasm. Fucking Hell, the internet was never this shitty before.

[1638490]

@DVSPython which is why you removed the comment where you said your dad owns steam and can get people vac banned to avoid making yourself look like an idiot

[1638490]

@DVSPython opps didnt look

[1638490]

@DVSPython nvm

[tristan7grunt]

@DVSPython shut up. just shut up. we don't want to hear you talk, or read what you type.

(very cool video though katana314)

[DVSPython]

@tristan7grunt Tristan 7 year old grunt. I rest my case.

[Jewrate1]

the last one exists after the update,collect 9000 metal from destroyed buildings.

[Pokemonminecraftdude]

Why dont you think up TF3?

[JacomeFelg]

@Pokemonminecraftdude

because tf2 is perfect as it is

[tirsod2000]

Third class *facepalm*

[afivey]

So when you copy an idea from a game where you can kill with a taunt, its still your idea. But when Valve do it, they are copying from you, the centre of the universe.

What awful people Valve are.

*facepalm*

[NakedAvanger]

u suck 

[TheMuhalefet]

Make an idea about HL3. They shall steal it too.

[blackopps2000]

FUCK PAPA JONS

[mamamario64ds]

make one of your ideas HL 3.

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

You know the sweet move the Pyro does in one of the videos where he quickly puts his ax in front of his head to deflect a sniper bullet? That should be a thing.

[garry860]

valve already made one similiar to the over 9000 actually

[LulzAreGud]

make sure to have an idea for HL3

[Valcha360]

Quick think of HL2:E3 or TF2 major update with 300 new weps :)

[ThePimpachu1]

@Valcha360

episode 3

without a doubt

[icarobt00]

@Valcha360 tf2 major update with 9000 bugs to discover for maxium FUN and TROLLING

[Mate244Drizzt]

they took his dooog!

[EKLELE]

HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3

VALVE STEAL IT

[DuTchEr95]

what's next? you can jump higher if you right click as pyro with the flamethrower :P

[acau77]

Whats next? Well, fore starters, Pyros now have a "rocket jump".

[BobDawg173]

How bout make a video on the idea of releasing hl2 episode three

[ZanaranIsAGhoul]

There's no half life 3 because Gordon Freeman's voice actor died.

[SergioSource]

@ZanaranIsAGhoul ISEEWATUDIDTHAR

[HellzAssassin15]

@ZanaranIsAGhoul Oh lol. You actually got me there for a second, I had to think

[MrPainkiller616]

@ZanaranIsAGhoul and he had beautiful voice to, damn shame :)

[Aff01000001]

Half-Life Episode... ugh... IV: A NEW HOPE!

[Squadwin]

@Aff01000001 they are making episode 3

[Aff01000001]

@Squadwin Silly little Squadwin. Valve can't count to 3.

[Squadwin]

@Aff01000001 Very nice little joke, but the team is developing it, although release date is not yet mentioned.

[Aff01000001]

@Squadwin Ugh... silly little squadwin. Valve can't count to 3.

[IdentifiableUser]

@Squadwin Valve originally said Episode 3 would ship after Left 4 Dead or something, only to say there would no longer be episodic content. Besides, Breen's voice actor died.

[Dominatorpatrick1]

THEY TOOK UR JOB

[J0hnnyb0y1998]

Over 9000 should - no, MUST be an achievment

[giantfalconpunch1]

During Engineer Update:Death Metal

*Gunshot*

[clubpenguinman24]

uploaded on my bday :D

[LvLupXD]

Oh my god!

They made achievements over stuff THEY put in the game after people had preformed it on Youtube?

They MUST be copying us.

[Cheeseman648]

Gaben CAN count to three, he just doesn't know what a sequel of a sequel is called... SEQUELCEPTION!

[ghostrade]

@Blackstar695 Unknown number after 2 years later:

VALVe scientist:Master Gaben!We have found out whats after 2!

Gaben:what is it!?

VALVe:ITS (he gets shot) (lab blows up with the scientists in it)

Gaben:...I guess there is no number after two...(4 hours later) SO!We need new ideas for a game

New Employee:How about Half-Life 3!

Gaben:...What the fucks a 3?

[FKProds]

@ghostrade They know what 4 is though? "Unknown number after 2 years later:" Fair enough. "(4 hours later)" :3

[FIREFRO626]

Well posting anything valve related obligated you to a contract. Anything you post valve can go fuck you and do what ever they want. Copyright lololololololol

[aduzpopo1515]

@Blackstar695 shut up gaben can count to three

il prove it

LEVEL 3 SENTRY

HA!

[MrZeromaster95]

@aduzpopo1515 It was the assistants idea..

[santasku11]

@aduzpopo1515 Third scream fortress



[SturkMaster]

@aduzpopo1515 naw, its just level 2.999999

it only looks like a 3

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@aduzpopo1515 What about this? 1. CS 2. CS:S 3. CS:GO

[StormStricke]

@aduzpopo1515 Gaben didnt make TF2

[aduzpopo1515]

@StormStricke of course gaben didnt MAKE tf2 ever heard of game teams?

[polocatfan276]

@aduzpopo1515 THAT WAS EPIC!

[534224ng]

@aduzpopo1515 Team Fortess 2 Is mainly created by Robin Walker.

[aduzpopo1515]

@534224ng i know its created by robin walker but in the mix up gaben plays it and saw a 3 and TADA

[ItsOver9000123]

@aduzpopo1515 and portal 1 and 2 chapter 3 and test chamber 3 LOL *high five*

[aduzpopo1515]

@ItsOver9000123 make this the second top coment pls

[lannydragonlover]

I think it's cool they look at youtube vids for inspiration ! How great would it be to see your idea used on a regular basis in a VERY well known game ?

[MrFLAMER123]

The last one...(DEATH METAL)

[coolsnape]

thx for that last taunt MEHEHE IM GOING TO TELL GABE AND UR IDEA WILL BE TAKEN =D

[TheBlackDragonX0]

@Blackstar695 NO Gaben's assistant ,1 COMES AFTER 2!

[456justaguy]

i cant wait for Half Life 2 episode 2 chapter 1 paragraph 1 to come out

[OmicronGamingChannel]

Meanwhile at the home of Omicron...

Liked this video. OMG i am like 1000! too bad its not OVER 9000!

[control88able]

ITSOVA 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN­D

[petey2crazy]

Considering that the Half Life episodes should be Half Life 3 episode whatever, Valve cannot count to three.

[Greenman5582]

I don't give a shit about console fags

[MrKevrathbone]

tf2 xbox 360 updates are the problem and microsoft are cheap gets

[discokossan]

okay i cant tell if your right but if they take the over 9000 thing its a guaranteed that your telling the truth

[ibondurmom]

@discokossan

He made this video nearly 4 years ago, you be the judge.

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Valve is the ultimate troll company.

[bearandwoot]

lol now they made the dead metal achive

[megawatt62]

@MrCameront50 k thanks

[terencekwang321]

LOL

[megawatt62]

@MrCameront50 thx and how do i do a normal taunt? ive pressed every button on my key board and nothing happend

[IIxViTozZxII]

What is the song called?

[SRMTHFGLover1]

Respond to this video... Well it's called Rocket Jump Waltz a TF2 Soundtrack

[777teg]

i e-mailed valve about a part in portal 2 where a turret should be knocked into water via fast-moving panel. sure enough, turret box gets smashed into wall by crusher.

[minecraft20]

Press 2 for some shit nobody cares about.

"Everyone who disliked this video has an opinion that I can't stand because I have shit for a brain.

The like and dislike bar is a lightsaber.

Blah blah blah Justin Bieber blah blah I'm actually a fan and want to get fucked in the ass by him blah blah."

There, I just summed up all the comments that could have been used here.

[XxFaKyouxX]

@minecraft20 U MAD BRO ??

[minecraft20]

@XxFaKyouxX Not really.

[XxFaKyouxX]

@minecraft20 Trolled troll...

[megawatt62]

how do i do a taunt?

[megawatt62]

when i first saw this i was like huh must be some retard then when i checked the achievments i saw the omgwtfbbq achievment

[VilleAlama]

lol its not your ideas nub

[DarthScorpeus]

Lets teach Valve how to count to 3 folks! 1... ... 3 Just skip 2.. we'll pretend that never happened.

[Bl00dless09]

OVER 9000!!

[dazipro]

so whats the relation ship here? They make a taunt you can kill people with, you kill someone with it, then they make it an achievement, which makes it your idea?

[NAKNicko]

@dazipro He made those videos about Pyro's taunt and Heavy's taunt killing enemies. TF2 didn't have Taunt kills before, then after VALVe saw these videos, they decided to include Katana's ideas then give everyone other class a taunt kill.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's the whole story.

[dazipro]

@NAKNicko Okay, that makes a lot more sense, congratz if it is true, however i can't help but think this sort of this would have been all over the forums

[darkcat0822]

Well at least now we know why valve decided to make tf2 free. :)

[HellFirebg91]

watch?v=JgKdhjAU6To

[Xlr501]

From Meet the Medic: Heavy: DOCTOR,WHY CANNOT COUNT TO THREE

Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA

Note: Gmod 10 is out. That means Valve JUMPS three

[ANTINAM]

@Xlr501 gmod wasnt made by valve tho

[MrVirtualCoder]

Game designer? It requires knowledge in programming, hence you are not working for them.

[Sahfarry]

@MrVirtualCoder Designers? Or Programmers? I suppose both need to know code, but one works with code, and the other puts it coordinates it.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@Sahfarry Programming is Mathematics in theory. A designer does not "work" with code. He designs it. Hence Visual studio, WxWidgets, QT, and MANY more designer platforms.

[AL2009man]

If you want to join Valve. then go to Valve Corporation at Bellevue, Washington, U.S.

[redfatcrystal11]

HL3 WILL NEVER BE MADE!!!!! VALVE IS LOOSEING MONEY TO HIRE PEOPLE

[Huvywepons]

Later... Achievment Earned: Death Metal.

Katana314: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[fordarkzero]

wait think some logoic, dident the achiment update about killing someone whit a taunt at the same time they updated it so you can kill one? ( for you who dont get it: taunt killing same date as the achiment) i dont know if i am right but if i am nice try :3

[12thelurker]

This is how valve counts:

1

2

HATS!!! :D

[Luxai]

I just LOVE all these people who think they gave the world all the great ideas.

[bioliam1234]

@tr0ubl3d1 stfu it's obviously a joke dumbass

[tr0ubl3d1]

Heh, I'm sure you'd like to take credit. But c'mon, play TF2 a while and you find out all of this stuff is being talked about actually in-game and in the forums, possibly before it ever showed up on youtube. Not saying it didn't happen. But no reason to think it did either. Just saiyan.

[airsoft3321]

Actually, the over 9000 thing would be a pretty good achievement.

[RSKorosiya]

well it's good they watch youtube so they know what fans want not unlike other games or youtube itself where they don't even care about the fans and do useless updates... not that they do it themself most of the times lol

[Faroger97]

@FreakHypo

No,just no

[evilmamaluigi]

Fire kills, thats not an original idea.

as for the show trial after the other taunt kill a gun going off would obviously seem like an oppurtunity.

[TheBlueMarth]

I THOUGHT OF ITEM TRADING IN TF2

THEREFORE I INVENTED ITEM TRADING

RIGHT?

[Warm1nator]

DAT VALVe IS A SPY

[SubvertInvertAvert]

Then Humankind stole my idea of breathing. Hire me as a god already.

[K0lsyr4]

Then youtube stole my Idea of making HD movies.. I made a picture of youtube screen bigger and wider. Half month later or more* They made it HD :D They did't steal, we just think the same ^^

[Manzana1C]

Death metal achievement xD

[EmoticonMayhem]

I have an idea for a 10th class, basically it's a class that can resupply team mates with ammo.

[megav365]

@EmoticonMayhem MMmmmmayybee...(Valve sees your comment and decides to put a playable dispenser in the game)

[TheRookiePoet]

@EmoticonMayhem thats actually a really good idea. it can have like a medic gun except ammo shoots or somthing.. nice idea =D

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

hey i have an idea for a soldier achievement

what about an achievment where you need to grant your teammates (and you ) a total of 50000 points of damage with buff banner and 100 defences from crits with the battalion backup

(comeon valve steal it from me)

oh and another idea,the production of HL2 ep.3

(comeon steal it from me valve just do it i dont care)

[schooled4ever]

@knifeownage117 yea why do people think its episode 3 if there good it'll be HL:3 episode 3 would be like episode 1&2 to short I want a hole game that finishes off the series not an episode :l and I want the chick as portal to help gordan.....like they meet up and shi* like that just to kill off both series while were at it the crazy as$ catholic can come to :P

[MrCrazykidz9]

They actually have a achievement for collecting a certain amount of metal... LOL!!

[Crazy1Hull]

lies i am gabe newell i did it all

[iTzJaheezy]

did u get hired yet? lol

[realgocool1]

LOL they steal your OVER 9,000 idea and edit it a bit. xD

[imetators]

that things was so obvious. in early caming out TF2 in 2007 i was recorded Pyro taunting with shotgun to scout and scout dissapears. I was so proud of this frame i get. So guess what? Valve made this taunt kill real. So what? What about it? At least it become real killing taunt :D

[loldudev6]

I'll tell You whats gonna be next: The Sentrey is a Spy! :D

[CRF567LIO56]

Valve Must Give Credit to you

[gonegang95]

end was the best....

[themrlegoman1000]

gaben

[Compy1997]

If they are, ask them to make liek dragon wings for the Pyro class.

[MrRomanrules]

no, gabe newall is watching youtube all day :D

[ZabrioShugotenshi]

yes because you are the only person in the world who ever did taunt kills

[pagooo]

Notice something?

January+2 months=March

June+2 months=August

AJDSAHUIFHASJHDUIWCJNYXUASYM

[DasFunkwagen]

Get hired yet?

[ninjamemnoch]

Death Metal

Pick up 10,000 pieces of waste metal from destroyed buildings.

I do believe that's over 9,000.

[AkrepVeSu]

Make something that will start the production of Episode 3 and lets hope Valve will steal it too.

[Jorgon01]

@AkrepVeSu Hear hear!!!

[ratatatandbooger]

@AkrepVeSu

someone should make ep3 maps

or valve wont make them..

[Henrietta20]

@AkrepVeSu Put a new character that is a dog and cast beans (not beams) from the eyes ;D

[aerittithedeiti]

@AkrepVeSu Gaben don't count to 3

[megawatt62]

@AkrepVeSu ye like an achievment called installer what u have to do to earn it is install epiosode 3

[KKmonK1]

Another cool TF2-Movie for the "Saxxy-Awards"

--->

/watch?v=HA004XmaPmA&feature=r­­elated

Thanks for watch- and rating :)

[LostIndividuality]

You should make a new video so valve can copy that too.

[MyAssX3]

Thumps up if you tryed to press start :p

[RockytheRat1]

@MyAssX3 Nope

[Latvietis96]

What is the song name!?!??! PLEASE TELL ME OR SOMEONE WILL DIE D:

[reflectorr88]

@Latvietis96 You've probably already looked it up by now, but it's called "Rocket Jumping Waltz".

[Latvietis96]

@reflectorr88 Thank you very much, I didnt find it till now

[TheManofthefuture101]

Dude to be hired into VALVe Game designer you must have

-A degree in Game designing

-The know around their enguine (Tip: Ty using Source SDK you can practice and make stuff there)

-And other stuff i don't know

[Jyagos1]

@TheManofthefuture101 Actually, that's not true. You can look on Youtube at the discussion where Gabe talks to a bunch of students. All they have to do is put up a decent looking webpage, make a team with friends, and make games based on flash or something. A lot of work, but that's better on a resume.

[AgentFlurry]

To all of you TF2 players keep your ideas secret and not on the game for their all listening.

[SasiraSageha]

@AgentFlurry you're right. nobody should tell valve that the DROP RATE SHOULD BE INCREASED *hinthint*

[xvxtobyxvx]

reminds me of the rift acheivment. i have the 5 second plan but not raift walker! they should have given it to me straight away because i had that acheivment!

[LegacyBurrito]

the last one was tampered with,but it was stolen

[TheCompleteERROR]

ITS OVER 9000! also, notice the custom facial animation on the engineer. ;D

[Renegade30]

Pff as if anyone with half a brain couldnt come up with the idea of taunts causing deaths

[Retosik]

Valve hired guys from tag and narbacular drop just to use their ideas, so you got a chance =]

[wafflepiepancake]

Copyright your ideas Katana314! :O

[dsidewd]

inb4 TACK DESERVER: Deserve a tack.