Best Microsoft Windows Commercial of all times

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[MrMinecrafterEXTreme]

MS-DOS was the best OS EVA!!!!!

[johle]

where you wanna go.................. today.

[kallemick]

this didnt make any sense......

[mrodalc]

Linux Rules!!!!

[watsupyo888]

what the ad is saying is that you will go to jail if you use Windows?

[wilce]

@watsupyo888

No, but you'll use Windows if you go to jail.

[ellzbot]

lul!! XD

[Cr4shm4n]

@wolkswagon4 what he said?

[CMGnHacker]

The fuck? A decent quality old windows commercial.

[papalolita]

Mr Poole was a Mac fan.

Redmond contacted him, and told him he would be put on instant parole... if he would agree to do a commercial promoting Windows.

The rest was history.

[Therealguymins]

He killed Steve Jobs.

[recreationbeta]

Windows 98...something to do when you got out of first degree murder

[Agent1W]

Makes me wonder how he got 19 for FIRST-degree murder. I always thought it was either 25 to life or death penalty. Hmm...

[TommyDDoom]

steve jobs dead :( OKAY OKAY im a PC user but he's dead really :(

[OhMyFuckinGlory]

LOL WTF , STEVE JOBS IS DEAD !

[healaryclenton]

he finally completed his mission- it was double jeopardy anyways

[TheExeOneVIII]

Hey...Thanks for the sub.

Ita: Grazie per i sottotitoli :D

[ais2010yt]

@vistakid10 Where Do You Want to Go Today? was Microsoft's slogan in the 90's. On a side note, why would you name yourself after such a screwed up OS?

[jacobdongon]

he was able to commit murder and only used windows 98? Wow!!!

[wangshiqiang1]

呃呃v

[TheUnreaI]

fake

[PlayerinMinecraft]

@TheUnreaI no shit sherlock!

[cloksin]

@KatrinaMess Sounds a lot like the same system I have, and its not a Mac. Here's the funny thing you retard, there is no Apple variant of Unix, the Mac OSx kernel is based on Unix, Apple's OSes have ALWAYS been based on Unix. Try learning what you're talking about before you open your mouth again.

[EcologicalFighter]

Anybody know where this is from?

[JayFCAK47]

FUCKING NERD

[R33Racer]

Wow im sold, where do I buy a Windows 98 that you speak of?

[KatrinaMess]

Sitting in front of my Apple.... A 40" Samsing flat screen for a monitor at the moment, Snow Leopard, four quad core chips, Laughing My Ass Off! Why? Because all that is upgrade. I run the Apple variant of UNIX. That's what Mac has on everything Gates has ever done. UNIX! And friendly interfaces And how DO Macs suck? no viruses, no system crashes, an app crash is always minor, and it will run every piece of software aboard at once, if you have the memory. I have eight gigs upgradable.

[curlylockproductions]

@KatrinaMess apple created windows and sold it to gate..get off your high horse asshole.

[lollosmacintosh]

@KatrinaMess respect you!

[BrEnNo1023]

@KatrinaMess oh, cute..you think macs dont have viruses...

[666orsexsexsex]

@KatrinaMess macs have viruses you just have to be a comeplete retard to get one

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@KatrinaMess Using a TV as a monitor? Damn that must suck. Using my 2560x1600 U3011 30 inch monitor with GTX 590 QUAD Sli with I7 build :) That's literally 5 times better than the best mac, and only half the price, and it's upgradeable, and can play games :)

[RDVoDkA]

@KatrinaMess enjoy never knowing the touch of a woman 

[volkswagon4]

@KatrinaMess TWO WORDS! FUCK YOU

THREE MORE! GO TO HELL!

THREE MORE! SUCK MY COCK

LAST TWO! YOU BASTARD!

thumbs up all windows, linux, and solaris users along with MS DOS, for the best speech ever

[murdoch201]

@KatrinaMess An app on Mac uses three times more disk space then on Windows or Linux. And Apps don't crash beceause you don't see them crashing, they just dissapear! Unix isn't build by Gates, you stupid asshole. Microsoft wrote it's own kernel: Windows. And if there are no virusses for Mac, why don't you check out nr. 1 most downloaded Mac app: MacDefender? hehehe...

[zoookky]

macccccccccs zsauuuuuuk\

[TheTsunamiSam]

guy:i was in prison bill gait put in money for bail then he gave me windos i sent him to prison and then swiched to mac

[matt510245]

@TheTsunamiSam

yea you fail MAC USER!

[SashaNein]

No, no! You have to use Windows 98 SECOND EDITION, you fool! First edition is a whole can of suck.

[mohammeddavis]

is this a skit or they really aired this?

[BigBoy62783]

only in america

[thetwentyfourth]

The only commercial I've actually laughed at in about as long as I can remember.

[TheAudioOfBeing]

holy fuck that was funny. hahahahaha

[the747videoer]

@Sheldetin

ikr XD

[IIVikingII]

This is probably Apple's mock commercial.

[cosmin989]

today i wanna go to mcdonalds :))

[the747videoer]

@cosmin989

ikr too XDDDDDDD

[cosmin989]

@the747videoer :D

[ViperTechnologies]

XP

STUCK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT U THIS WHOLE TIME AND U NEVER NOTICED HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hartmunt]

Hehe McDonald's :D

[jack390]

LOLWTFBBQ?! xD windows suck donkey nuts

[EliteXOspartaOX]

Lolwut

[goddesslush]

Cant stop laughing hahahaha

[dwoodsky]

run steve! he's gonna lag u to death!!

[MrVideoGameMAN2012]

He's using the wrong software.... Win 98 rocks he should get arrested for using stuff like milenium, xp, or vista

[trollionaire]

@MrVideoGameMAN2012 fuck you fag. XP and 7 ftw

[R33Racer]

@MrVideoGameMAN2012 XP? XP is the dogs bollocks you wanker.

[mrdeadguy1]

And i wonder WHY? hmmmmm.

[HappyFoxIsHappy]

I think everyone is missing the point. If you don't use Microsoft software, you go to prison.

[Tununias]

@HappyFoxIsHappy it hasn't happened yet.

[jakeypearce]

WinXP and 98= best commericals.

[sinand99]

where do you wanna go today? lol

[kingdeadly1]

Fucking classic

[TVZombie3000]

i use Microsoft, and I never got caught for murder.

[LlamaLlandPictures]

Is this real?

[6eggc]

i have a chewing gum in my mouth and i only use windows software

[wutzerface77]

He killed them using the Windows 98 Disc. Ha!

[merkur32123]

LOL, Microsoft sucks! apple too!

[kinmanyuen]

microsoft is deep down dirtier than this guy...

[takason1]

you mean worst windowes ever mac can go why fastter buy a mac!!!

[Andthatswhymacssuck]

@takason1 Commercial believer

And no, the worst Windows ever is either the original Windows or Windows ME

[takason1]

@Andthatswhymacssuck get i life

[Andthatswhymacssuck]

@takason1 How is that even a response to what I said?

It is just not a fitting response

Nice spelling, by the way :p

And if your precious macs are so good for video editing, actually make a video

Even I have made videos and I have the clusterfuck that is WIndows Movie Maker

God I wish I had Sony Vegas

[chrisking4ftw]

@takason1 "why fastter" yeah good luck with that...i'll stick with the best OS ever...thank god for XP.

[derick1259]

@takason1 if i want a fast computer, i would just build it and overclock the processor.

[llRevengeII]

#lol !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lazyAlex13]

#WIN That's Awesome

[pktomi]

I WANT A BSOD INTO THE BACKGROUND XD

[Luna041406]

@pktomi I have one somewhere...a real one. It was on 34th street in Manhattan, I believe the Bank of America billboard went kaput. I have one for Macy's on 34th somewhere too...damnit. LOL

[nickleus1977]

lmao =)

[mattsheedy9]

he prolly stole windows

[VloggerGal90]

@748cowboy Whatever floats your emo boat.......

[SMGJohn]

Windows 98!? WOAH! Ho needs Windows when you got LINUX!

[stopthrm]

@SMGJohn Depends...

[adamdmasi]

'where do you wanna go today?" Well, anywhere that doesn't use an obsolete OS like 98.

[jackthePS3GAMER]

hi im a murder and im a pc

[GeneralSkywalker1569]

Suspect; "Where do you wanna go?"

Me: "Anywhere but jail!"

[Greg7042]

@GeneralSkywalker1569 That's brilliant! That made laugh!

[wutzerface77]

rofl

[Randomkaoz]

HAHAHA that is funny like hell,

I'm a 1st degree murder and i'm a PC LOL.

[Gritaans]

Lol xD

[pacboy24]

all he needs now is a computer...

[VloggerGal90]

Ive been in prison for murder, and bill gates sent me on a mission:

kill. steve. jobs.

[wwasucks]

@VloggerGal90 lol

[748cowboy]

@VloggerGal90 i hope you die

[dapigistalkin]

HAHAHAHAHA I laughed my ass of ur comment xD

[ifarooqs]

@VloggerGal90 fof

[antisteo]

the kill command only exists in unixoide OS

[barrybob32]

@VloggerGal90 are you pancreatic cancer?

[lollosmacintosh]

@VloggerGal90 a mè steve jobs mi ha mandato per uccidere bill "gay" gates!

[Splatpope]

@VloggerGal90

APPARENTLY HE SUCCEEDED

[VloggerGal90]

@Splatpope I know! The irony. XD

[larewwedxhhh19]

@VloggerGal90 Mission is successful. Return to base.

[Millenxz]

Priceless.

[MultiYippee]

i wanna go Microsoft heaven today

[sambaman009]

ROFL

[AndrewIBOX2]

Homeless bought Windows LoL xD

[rmf919]

lmfao

[WWFnero]

lol that commercial should cost a lot

[mchief111]

LMAO!!!

[pepe232oietio]

olha quem fala do ruindows 98, um mindigo

[spunker88]

Lets hope he doesnt have to serve another 19 years after he gets pissed at his windows 98 and kills somebody.

[gunman5550531]

This is a good ad!  the others.... well.. Lets put it like this=

MAKE THE VOICES.... STOOOOPP!!!!!

[Terrorysta50]

That should look all of the Windows commercials, this is the real life not a shitty songs

[Cowabanga7]

Haha, funny =D

[AlexBestGTA]

awesome! whit Italian subtitles! (im italian)

[Semir313]

hahahah funny shit good one

[hanrinch]

first degree murder by using windows 98......

[troy52192]

that had nothing to do with the product

[zakattack982]

Windows 98 on a Dell XPS 200 > ALL OTHER OS's

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

what the fuck does your life story haveto do with windows Oo

[ElectricFridge]

I am a mac and pc person, I don't care if one is better than the other. Windows is more cheaper

[silelol]

well if you love mac, bootcamp is useless since you hate windows. but if you use bootcamp, you like windows. why would you run a system to run another system?

[D15H]

I love running all different versions of Linux on my computer (I use windows vista) but once in a while it makes a great change and a bit of fun! :D

[ignas2526]

Even if Windows is better, Macintosh has better iron, and unlike Microsoft, Apple cares about nature.

[tcadroas]

? Windows doesn't pollute, windows installs.

[electron2222]

LOL ^_^

[overcastgabriel]

i love mac+windows

[otharennaur]

=) every time i see a mac or pc ad makes me love Linux a little more =)

[conkerkillers4]

linux sucks

[otharennaur]

=/ Yeah, you're right, i miss reinsalling my SO every month because it failed, and that amazing advenure of finding crack and serials for every software i download. I don't know how can I live without an antivirus or without all the drivers for all of my hardware.

[garyeberly916]

Hahahah

[CallidusProductions]

Windows>Macintosh

Macintosh>Linux

Windows 1.0>Linux

[DomelBf2PL]

agreed

[aidan160]

Unix=Mac

[kidersx]

M$ = mSTRING

It's Microsoft

As in software...

(WINDOWS = LINUX )>MACINTOSH

[nizaretkacm]

nul (6)

[RedBlood123456]

Not really, that's more of an opinion. Macs are actual very powerful machines and can be very very useful. A lot of people just don't like macs because a lot of windows programs aren't compatible with them.

[Kni7es]

Think about it this way: Macs are like the Lamborghinis of the computer world. Not everyone drives a Lamborghini. A Lamborghini is more expensive then, say... a Chevy. But if you had the money, would you drive a Chevy, or a Lamborghini?

[TrueYears]

that is the MOST stupid thjing I ve heard..........

think of PC's as the body for unlimited speeds

you see. Unlike. PCs. Mac have a barrier, they have a LIMIT. I wouldnt want to drive a Lam...... I would custom my ride and add rockets -_- because I have money..........see PC dont have set backs like Macs........ More hardare is Compatibe with PC that Macs................... hardware speaking because Windows Sucks balls...............

[rexking10]

Windows Makes Me Manna Jump Off The West Gate Bridge

[McLarenbiggestfan]

LOL

[LOLInAHat]

I don't see how people think the Mac interface looks "cool". It doesn't. You have barely any customization options, only the color of the buttons on the top left.

[regularmagnolia]

Shows that you know nothing about macs. There's apps like "CandyBar" that lets you install icon packs that replaces the entire icon set on the computer, without typical windows issue (when you change windows icons) of icons "changing themselves back". There's also stuff like "SuperDocker" to completely skin and change the Dock. And stuff like "ShapeShifter" to COMPLETELY change the look of EVERYTHING, "windows, menus, apps, buttons, absolutely everything".

So talk less out of your ass.

[LOLInAHat]

So, why the hell should I have to purchase 3rd party applications to just change a few colours?

[regularmagnolia]

Change a few colours?

ShapeShifter changes the entire UI, absolutely every part of it, with themes and textures. Just like WindowBlinds for Windows (a $80 product that changes everything).

"Changing a few colors" can be done for free.

Why do I even bother? You're a moron, consider yourself ignored.

[shambayati195]

first of all, i could pirate windowblinds or whatever in the time it takes to type this.

macs sucks because they cant run half of the programs people who do real work use.. sure if you wanna just dick around theres tons of great stuff on a mac. my dad bought a mac once and it didnt run any of the engineering programs he needed to use.

and if u dont do work or whatever and u just wanna have fun on the computer... buy a pc! you can play every game ever made for computer!

[sbstransitbuses]

Hey Hey Hey!

Your wrong!

You say"macs sucks because they cant run half of the programs people who do real work use"

WRONG!

Mac can't run 90% of that type of software!

Have a nice day staying with Windows like me!

[Flpyii]

well.. macs can run bootcamp and actually run microsoft windows on it.. so they can basically use any software

[sbstransitbuses]

I was referring to mac as Lepoard not the Mac itself.

If Mac's (Lepoard) is so good, why can windows run on macs?

It seems that Apple finally knew the power of windows that is why they ALLOWED windows to run on macs!

[tt3socal]

ya but when they freeze or or have minor problums you get a fucking beach ball thing that tells you to stop every thing mac has no alt control delete but eventhough atleast you have a mac people with no ps3 or mac are poor

[sharktribe]

apple + option + esc = force quit

[FieryTigerWolf]

Hmm.. i dont think so.. and the programs it can run, run at half the speed because of emulation... if macs where so amazing why would you even need or WANT Windows programs?

[Flpyii]

to get more business

[TrueYears]

omg,.... youre right! but then why would I wanna buy a 2k pc that I wont ever fully exploit it..............

[aluminiumdude]

No, buy a 2k+ Mac and play with garageband and uhm... safari and uhm.. itunes. have fun. p.s my laptop has at least 30% more performance than a macbook in the same category and it's 700$ cheaper so, where did you get that 2k figure?

[TrueYears]

OH wait LOL HAHHA I am such an idiot LOL

I meant to say MAC not PC LOL

[omid11]

Damn dood! You're soo coool

[firecad2006]

so M$ drives you to murder? make scants, using M$ would make you want to kill your self for ever buying it.

[Yangwatanabe]

Where I want to go today? that's a hard question... well I don't know, if Microsoft stills making OS like Windows Vista... I want to go to anywhere, but no to Microsoft

[aaroninclub]

yea, u'd want to goto an Apple Retail Store!!! :-)

[velocity211]

this guy makes me want to buy it.

[boriquapower]

Hey he's telling the truth Amen!

[jj237]

alright he convinced me

[rodolfosevero007]

i use vista ultimate :'(

[aaroninclub]

Vista Ultimate= ultimate head aches!!!!!!! lol :-)

[Games5522]

Aside from the lack of games.

[Hatefulpersonuk]

I Heard The Quote ' Mac Users Are Not Proper Humans '. Now I Have Not Made That Up But I Kinda Agree. Though Macs Are Quite Professinal.

[aaroninclub]

very true.. Macintoshes r VERRY professional (they dont call it the Mac PRO for nothing!!). . ... yea, people only think windows is professional becoz its actually harder to use and looks boring, i know this is weird but its true, the same thing applies for Windows Mobile. . ...

[aaroninclub]

yea, windows is stupid.. good one. only if more people would believed you. . ...

[Danthious]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I'll buy 2!!

[kyle2796]

lol

[montysport94]

i want to use it now XD