I Enjoy Locomotives

[tommyboy26948]

What a smashing story old chum

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Rather, old bean!

[S71xx]

Well done old chap, well done.

[Glitched64]

quite rather.

[TheChannelofChibiX3]

"I find your headwear to be most delightful, good sir."

"Thank you!"

"I regret to inform you that my previous comment was making use of sarcasm due to the fact that I find your cap to be rather unenjoyable."

"Well, I have taken the liberty of removing your face without consent."

*slap*

[tomroylance]

Darling, can you explain the infant's sudden combustion?

Purchase for me new trinkets and suchlike.

[ShadowScorpios]

Darling, could thou please explain to me why our only precious infant child has spontaniasly combusted into flames?

[RandomGuy1994]

That is a positively satisfying cranial piece of clothing you possess.

- I must express outloud that I enjoy your positive comment and I am grateful for receiving it through my ears from you.

- The statement, which I have signalled for you was not sincere, as what I wanted to express was the complete opposite.

- That is most unfortunate, because I have forcefully taken the frontal surface of cranium that is owned by thee.

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

*sign on the wall* my fellow chaps please refrain from pushing the round red device just below

*presses it* hmm i say it rather did nothing now didnt it

[RoziBadgerNinja24842]

My dear fellow, please refrain from using that boarding device in said area marked by signs shown by my good self.

It is quite unnecessary to tell be to do so, kind sir.

*Large explosive noise with shown cloud*

[RoziBadgerNinja24842]

My dear boy, please refrain from touching that foul curmudgeon one rightfully proposes to be so named a cacti.

*dear boy moves in a fast supernatural fashion towards said cacti plant.

I hereby declare you as dead to my good self, dear fellow.

[IAMADINOSAUR1000]

Thou art going to get a type of robbercey,Child.

No,Thi am going to rob thou.

How in the underworld of demons does that process?

[Nintaboy]

like a sir

[Mr666superman]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!



[DugansChemistry]

@Mr666superman its bad to talk about urself on the internet.

[AwesomenessAbilities]

old time ...  cool

[NachyoLulz5596]

Make haste! Let fly a bullet to my noggin!

*BOOM*

[BEASTofYT]

There's no 0:08



[AvatardyPokegirl]

Cop: Excuse me young man! You cannot ride upon your skateboard in this area!!

Boy: You cannot tell me what I can do!!

*BOOM*

[theJaman111]

a spiffing pice of artwork sir. 

[GutsyguyPrime]

Fellow friend, please give your attention to my new canine!

Ah yes, that is delightful- AHHHHH I do not see a canine in your area!

*screaming*

*screaming*

*double screaming*

[C23ofCNC]

2000's: WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY SALAD?!?!?!?

1800's: MY FRIEND< WHY ARE YOU SMITING WITH MY SALAD?!?!?!?

Middle Ages: WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN MY SALAD?!?!?!

[thepokefanlolz]

now son thats the story of your grand father

[Skulltulla111]

asdf videos, the "I Like trains" kid. too many people being unoriginal. Quit being cancerous and come up with some of your own shit

[maykeuhh]

@Skulltulla111 Are you being sarcastic or... ? This obviously is an "oldskool" re-make of the asdf movie, they're not stealing the shit. They make a joke of their joke :P

[xmerlinhamuchanx]

@Skulltulla111 ......matt (wallycube) is part of asdf

[FieraDevilWings]

I can't believe I never clicked this before!

I laughed so hard at this!

[TheRudeCow]

Changed my life

[KoopDawg0]

They don't make animations like that anymore!

[IAMADINOSAUR1000]

Deomsond the circirual object moon animal.

'How have i happen'd to appear here?'

The end.

[epiczish]

how dosth thyself  arrive in thou area? -FIN-

[4z4i]

Potato squishing dude: "May death be upon thou, solanum tuberosum."

Potato: "Naaaaaaaaayyyyy"

[TpCGarbage]

now go watch i like trains kid

[thecoolclonedude2]

The dislike bar is like a ninja, you cant see them... but you know they are there

[chiko111222]

Like a sir!

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

Good day device in which hourly payments from commuting citizens are taken!

Good day!

-Fin-

[BurnRubberStudios]

You're just copying from TomSka's I Like Trains...

[ParoxysmHD]

@BurnRubberStudios That's kind of the point. It's a parody.

[peanutwaffles32]

@BurnRubberStudios no shit sherlock.

[IAMADINOSAUR1000]

They were spoken i could not ever teach a male animal to steer.

'Nyeeeheura!'

Shant,Male animal,Shant!

[IAMADINOSAUR1000]

Hello,husband,I have purchased a set of footwear.

Wife,you are metamorphicly a furniture piece.

I can relate of my mind,Husband!

[CamMac4321]

Desmond, the grizzly situated upon a lunar planetoid!

From whence have I arrived to this establishment?

-FIN-

[funkyorenge]

All the dislikers are american, they don't know what at locomotive is.

[Zap525]

@funkyorenge  HEY!

[threeeyedguy]

@funkyorenge Sure there are absolutely STUPID Americans, but that doesn't mean you can assume that anybody born American doesn't know terms that aren't usually mentioned in their culture. It could sometimes be compared to asking a toddler what hydroelectricity is, they've simply never heard of it or been taught about it. You sir, are incredibley prejudice.

[kidsworldable]

New one!

I thoust desire to be a sweet pastry product!

William, no!

[kidsworldable]

I shall do one of these new-fangled world wide web devices! Wooooowwwww! I shall do English literature encased in leather! Oh dear.

[ninom97]

I find these collection of comments quite enjoyable indeed!

[Linkzor24]

Sweet bee-manufactured product, do my exquisitely brand new foot-ware of fashionable choice please you?

You are a chair, my mistress.

I CAN DREAM SUCH THINGS, MASTER HAROLD!

[LightInTheDarkness96]

Sir, observe my newly obtained canine.

I say, that's very-Oh, there's no canine of any sort there!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh---!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh---!

OAOAOAOAOAhhhhhhhhh---!

[tefras14]

Like a sir!

[TheWonderFlash]

Dearest Wife, why is our offspring set alight? PURCHASE ME AN INCREASED AMOUNT OF JEWELERY!

[Lemanspro1999]

Is that the i like trains kid?

[BenJIDuDe99]

@Lemanspro1999 no, its a potato.

[Dutch02051990]

@Lemanspro1999 no, his grandfather XD

[Ph4ntomS33ker]

It is time for you stop living in the mortal world, dear vegetable

No good sir!

[Peedle101]

bob: johansson, did you consume my crumpet?

joey: i am your crumpet.

-FIN-

[LThalle]

Vagabond Brute: I say, fellow of age below eighteen years, you are being held up until you relinquish any and all valuable objects on your person!

Witty Fellow: On the contrary, it is you of whom the relinquishing is being demanded.

Vagabond Brute: I say, how dost this dramatic reversal function?

[RedRocketMedia]

Like a sir

[thegamerguru97]

potato sir it is time for you to abruptely stop living

oh heavens nnnnoooo

[MrXRussellX]

"Master, it would appear that a gentleman wishes to speak with you on the telephone device!"

*Picks up*

"I say, good chap, this occurence is a vagabound in demand of your valuables!"

*Puts down*

[MrXRussellX]

"Egads, child, thoust cannot ride upon roller-boards on this very ground!"

"Thoust have no right into what I am currently acting!"

*Explosion*

[Wassamattawityou]

Guy 1: Greetings good sir, might I inquire you as to the inspection of my most recent canine.

Guy 2: Oh dearest me that is most delightful.... pardon me my good man but it seems that there is no canine atoll.

Guy 1: INDEEEEEEEED

Guy 2: INDEEEEEEEED

[rocketmik65]

This motion picture is unreal! Therefore, it must be homosexual!

[simxtremo]

Web that you do or what program?

[simxtremo]

What the web?

[InterestingTV]

Hail fellow, I have prepared thouself a small pastry.

Might I enquire as to what variety thou hath prepared?

The pastry variety.

[rocketmik65]

@InterestingTV How.....Interesting >:)

[InterestingTV]

@rocketmik65 *bah* *dum* *tsh*

[rocketmik65]

@InterestingTV c:

[rokoko58]

why there a lots of pony comment wtf

...*Dear princess celestia...20% MORAH COLOR!!! :D*

[SnivyShadow666]

Sir I require your assistance urgently. my article of neckwear has gained a melevolent personality and is now plotting my demise

[daltonspr]

"My dear fellow, look yonder! Does the ceiling not contain the word 'gullible' across its surface?"

*looks upward to see that it is quite obviously so*

"Oh, dearest me! Why it most certainly do- Pardon me sir, but it seems as though thou hast bestowed upon thyself the breathing apparatus that rightfully belongs to me!"

[DrgoFx]

The traditional locomotive that is used for transportation is a subject I am quite fond of.

[Romanlieutenant19]

It appears I have acquired a most intriguing spontaneous erection at the occuring moment.

[swimteamizzle1114]

Oh dear offspring of mine, I pray you do not lay your hands on that prickly green object.

I will now no longer regard you as if you were living.

[artsyfartsy1998]

@swimteamizzle1114 Once I come of a reasonable age, I wish that I were to be transported to the moon!

Why wouldst thou wish to wait for such a time to come?

FANCY KICK!

Good Goooooooooooood!!!!

[7CellarDoors]

@swimteamizzle1114 You are a great person. I like you.

[TheMandolineer]

Oh, bitter burning food substance, do you recall the whereabouts of my diminutive horse of truncated height, presumably dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle?

Indeed, I recall, dearest child. He has, through great misfortune, been consumed by none other than myself.

[Romanlieutenant19]

@TheMandolineer Oh dearest me!

[MyLittleZergling]

And that is how it's done properly

[camotristan]

"I now have your nose!"

"Ahem, Hahaha."

"I suggest you beware! He is currently in posession of a nasal appendage!"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

[MrMario8955]

hey its I LIKE TRAINS dude

[pwner347]

better plot than twilight

[DeadlyNightshadeZ]

@pwner347 Twilight has a plot? I thought it was just a bunch of random whining and sparkles.

[virgil592]

@pwner347 then again a kindergartner's report on Green Eggs and Ham is better than that.

[superbros15]

@pwner347 but twilight sparkles but is irresistible lol. AND THIS MOVIE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A BOTTOM.

[spyroonline175]

@pwner347 But never better than Twilight( Sparkle)'s plot.

[KingOfKatamari]

@pwner347 "Better" implies Twilight had a plot to begin with.

[TheDb884]

@pwner347 EVERYTHING has a beeter plot than Twilight.

[MooneySquared]

Young feline brawl!

Excuse me sir, but please do not persist in doing so, for i have allergies against the physical cuteness of your pets!

*gets hit with kitten*

I do say, you are an adorable one, are you not.

Rest in piece, Sir Harold Trommleybottomsworth

[MooneySquared]

Gentlemen, i inquire, who has partook in the event of halting their automobile to the point were it has resided on my sandwich in which i was going to consume?

I confess!

[MooneySquared]

Salutations, my planet of residence!

Salutations to you, my fine friend of the name Jim, and i hope to see you once more, however, before you must leave, may you kindly state where you shall be departi- *gunshot* Why E-gads! That is not the form of valediction i had expected from such a fine sir!

[martin9172]

Unrelated: The Science Show! (1800s)

Apples! *bonk* AAAAAH! Wait...Gravity!

[Darkbeastganon2]

Hey child, you can't use the mechanism of sliding in a board with wheels here.

I'm afraid I refuse to those retarded orders, and I can do whatever I wan*boom*

[InflatableVampire]

I require assistance! My necktie has become possessed of an infernal power and is plotting my demise!

*walks away*

I implore you, do not harm me!

*maniacal laughter*

[DahlerAlex]

What Th Hell Was That Crap!?!

[EdgeZombie]

"Dearest Husband, please may you purchase me some more jewel-encrusted metal?!" "But dearest wife of mine, you are a Chair and as such do not have any extremities to place these jewels upon!" "Please allow me to have my fantasies, my darling Harold!"

[EdgeZombie]

@EdgeZombie And upon finishing this tale I realised I have mixed up two very different scenes. I am a disgrace to this wonderful community and for that I do apologise.

[galloway62042009]

I am most certainly intrigued by the Sir. Nigel Gresly LNER Steam Locomotives Sir.

[jay2011s]

This should win an award

[lwm3398]

Good sir, I regret to inform you that I, ruffian and vagrant, am initiating a chain of events that will lead to the parting of yourself and your possessions!

Sadly this is an untruth, for it is you, my friend, who will be parted from his property by myself.

Egads, by what logic could this situation come about?

[MusicWeedandChicken]

looks like they

*puts on sunglasses*

ran a train on him

[Bulletkit]

@Bomber679

* i must exclaim my astonishment that! i henceforth force my hand into my lack of face*

[MrFonduemaster1]

Darling, why has our infant spontaneously combusted?

Purchase more accessories for me!

[Invisodude]

Long yellow fruit that is filled with potassium and good for you. Let us quarrel with it

BOOM

NEVER I SAY

[Skythenoob]

Excuse me sir, but can you hold this bomb for me?

Of course, sir.

[Bomber679]

@Skythenoob I am very grateful.

[Bulletkit]

I say old bean, i must inquire my liking towards your tall top hat. Why thank you my good fellow, i appriciate the fact that you have stated. I am sorry to say it, but the compliment that i have just given you was simply a clever ruse, if snything left on you to tell you how hideous that hat is.

[Bomber679]

@Bulletkit Then I must rebut your insult by embezzling your facial features.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

"Desmond the Space Animal!"

"I daresay, how i got here is a pure mystery, and i do wish to inquire how i got on this rock."

"~FIN~"

[gir42399]

"pfffft, forget this fine sensation of gravity!"

[gir42399]

"space alien attack!"

"Throw the DAIRY PRODUCT!!!"

[gir42399]

"It is successful! My time traveling machine is su-" *squish*

"I say, I am a giant beast."

[pinkiepiepie]

"Not Enought"

[SadistSerpent]

Good day sir might you take a gander at my hound

Why i would be delighted to old ch-Wait just a moment you have told me but a ruse!

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­D!

[Makzimiser]

asdf

[MegaRandomguy17]

Oh no, I clumsily spilled my drinkable dairy product!

Good Gawkers, your actions have condemned us all!

Tarnatiooooooooooo-(drowns)

[SuccessEqualsFalse]

"Desmond the intergalactic space mammal"

"I do say, how did I wind up in this predicament?"

"FIN"

[threeeyedguy]

"I shall proceed to access the internet now!"

"Good gravy!!!"

"My good sir, books are much better!"

"Quite disappointing..."

[DramedyFart]

"I have made You a pie."

"Oh boy, friend. Thank You very much. May I ask what flavor it might be?"

"Why of course! It is pie flavor."

[Stijning]

'Greeting my good sir, would you be so gentle to hold this item for a very shot while?'

*Sir walks away*

*Sir comes back*

'Thank you my friend.'

[Stijning]

'hihihihihih-huh?'

'My good son, I have just removed your nose, and am now holding it in my hand!'

'hhaheahihahehiha'

'Sherrif kicks in and grabs his revolver'

'Good Lord, my friends, this man is holding a nose!'

*bam!, click, bam!, click, bam!

[Georgeyguymanperson]

Indeed.

[calibur8524]

this is yet to be agreed with

┌─┐

┴─┴

ಠ_ರೃ

[chiefsean16]

"My dearest, you are a piece of furniture."

[nanostalic]

Okay now, my ofspring, please refrain from making contact with that cactus.

-Shwip-

You are deceased to me.

[GatoradeMan3000]

When my age increases, I wold enjoy going to the Moon!

You may go sooner!

-Kicks up to moon-

[GatoradeMan3000]

Exuse me Child! You are not allowed to roll around here!

I have choices over my own actions!

-Boom!-

-Dynomite feild-

[WeeCvidz]

ZxQuickZxZ Also 'thy' means 'your', not 'my', and I wouldn't call a chair an 'appliance'. An appliance would be a kettle, or a phone, or a blender or something. 'You are a home furnishing' is more what you were looking for I think.

[Lemonukeable]

Cease to exist, Vegetable!

[zealferal]

A gentleman by the amicable name of Master Desmond, whom is an Ursine mammal, has recently arrived at the bewildering conclusion that he is indeed presently residing upon the familiar lunar surface.

"I am hereby utterly perplexed by my current location and must therefore inquire with the utmost sincerity that I be presented immediately with a thorough explanation for precisely what may have resulted in this particularly abnormal and unexpected event!"

[Bomber679]

@zealferal Thus is the conclusion to the sad tale of Master Desmond, the Ursine mammal.

[Guanosoft]

@zealferal good sir, i tip my hat

[NerfedFalcon]

@zealferal Thus, our story concludes.

[GeneralPainClips]

@zealferal LMFAO LEGEND !

[ageofvideo1997]

@zealferal NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

[TheGaaraiskool1]

@zealferal

sir, your comment has more words then the video, title, and description combine.

BAD ZEALFERAL >:(

[takanuva114]

@zealferal *brain 'splode*

[UltraCrapLover]

@zealferal It's "who" not "whom." Good try, though.

[pokemon12899]

@zealferal i had to read this a second time to understand this was about desmond the moon bear

[mikey5014]

@zealferal Very well written. I love it. Hilarious as fuck. Fuck is very hilarious by the way.

[davelikescake1]

I SAY FINE SIR!

[AmyXRuby]

''Locomotives'' Say whaaaaaaaat?

[Stijning]

My lord sir, what are you doing, I really don't like what your doing, would you like to stop it right now? Please my good sir stop with what your doing.

I AM HITTING YOUR VEGATEBLES WITH MY FISTS!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO

[Bomber679]

@Stijning More like NAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Stijning]

@Bomber679 wich comment are you trying to improve, my good sir?

[Bomber679]

@Stijning I dare say that you hath made a slight mistake. It is not 'no', rather 'nay' if you are in disagreement with something. Thank you for your time, gentleman.

[Stijning]

@Bomber679 I am terribly sorry for this mistake, I shouldn't have said the word 'no' at all. It should have been: I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS POINT AND I AM SORRY FOR THAT!!!

[Stijning]

Hello my friends look at my just bought photograph device!

*bang*

Hold on for a second, this is not my photograph device..

[MrCamFisher]

i can tell you, all these comments are by far the best on any video ever.

[MrCamFisher]

"I dislike the findings of Issac Newton's discovery of the force than keeps us on the surface of earth"

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[sheaofleaves124]

Haha, I have taken your nose.

Keep vigilant! He is in possession of a nose!

*BANG BANG*

I've spent my time baking for you a pie.

Oh, splendid! What flavor is said pie?

It's flavor of pie.

[mvana125]

"My Lord, the extra-terrestrials are preparing to convulge on the Earth!"

"TOSS THE DAIRY PRODUUUCT!!!!!!!"

[JamesBuffett100]

Okay. Sure, I'll like that.

[TheFenway21]

"Greetings Sir, please adore my rather more recent canine."

"Yes, I do enjoy, you have fooled me, there is no canine in my presence."

OOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAA

"asdfmotionpicture3"

[AWMK101]

I have cooked thou a indubidily prefict pastry oh boy what flavor indubidly prefict pastry indubidly prefict pastry flavored indubidly prefict pastry

[ikiwyu]

lol



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[rbmadd]

hello there good sir look at my new canine

oh that is very nice sir, ,oh there is a nonexistent canine

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[purjo96]

-EXTORESTRIAL INVASION!

-toss the cheddar!

[witlessrogue58]

I always get teary eyed at happy endings. 8')

[AxelArtist]

I am continuously hitting your bowl of tossed mixed vegetables 

[RaveTuba]

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ಠ_ರೃ oh my...

You alright, my good sir?

[those2overthere]

Thanks for that Matt.