Jesus is .... GloZell

[duran123g]

0:59 You can See He Nipple Lmfao!

[maddyastro123]

wut up wit dah white harrr grl

[MaddiHasAPassion]

@97tayw Ha. I'm Christian. I'm not psychotic. I thought this video was hilarious. There is evidence in the Bible to prove that Jesus was of darker toned skin. Not by the wool hair theory, but by where He lived. Middle-Easterners are darker skinned. It's just fact. I'm not racist. But you obviously are. Why do you have a problem with the theory that Jesus could be black? Don't even act as if you know the Word, when you don't know anything. At all.

[sillybear569]

lmao

[peternewturkey]

Come on now, look at his qualities. What you talkin' bout? Hahahaha.... still one of my favorite Glozell videos ever.

[MrGlass14]

Her pants arent zipped (: xD 0:03

[Eazyana1]

Every1 iz black ta Kalonda

[97tayw]

@elizaluvsyouall No we all DONT LIVE JESUS and that kind of "enjoying life/humor" will get you sent to HELL. The Bible plainly states thy shall not take the NAME of the Lord thy God in vain and to cut out all foolishness and folly and this is INDEED FOOLISH!!!!!

[97tayw]

@memegirl26 And I have no earthly idea what the rest of what you wrote says?????

[97tayw]

First of all I didnt go off second of all I kindly stated that if you play with JUST THE NAME OF GOD it is sin and sin will GO OFF JUST TO GO OFF AND SEND YOU TO HELL. I dont take pills because the JUST should be faithful, so I ask the Lord to provide all of my needs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheTayw97]

@memegirl26

[lenadianne]

@97tayw im a christian. and i can see if she's talking crap about God i would be mad too but she isn't. she's a comedian she does this to entertain. and who are you to judge somebody for what they do. everyone is sinners and God still loves them. and i don't get why you started talking about pills. yeah i take pills because i have allergies. God has helped me with things but you do need God and other things like pills to help you on earth.

[lenadianne]

@97tayw the reason i said you need pills is because what if you have cancer. yes it's great to pray to God and have faith in him but you need those pills and chemo to help you through the day.

[sourheartroasie]

When I first looked at this, I said "o boy, another brainwashed negro black woman. I was laughing soooo much I forgot about my first oppression.

[chibikat940]

when i saw this i was dying xD lol

[elizaluvsyouall]

@97tayw yeah dude we all live Jesus but sometimes we want to enjoy life and have some humor! Glozell didn't mean to offend no one. Take a chill pill(: luvvv yaaa

[memegirl26]

Um that 97 guy or girl need to take a chilly pill cause I would of non that someone would of gone of and she just said he's black wars wrong with that some people just go off just to go off luv jeuse Christ :)

[TheGuardianAngel666]

HELLO THE IS KOLANDA NOT YO MAMA ON THE BABA

[hyg24]

HE BLACK HE BLACK HE BLACK HE BLACK HE BLACK xD

[97tayw]

AND COVER YOURSELF UP. GOT YOUR NASTY UNHOLY PAPS OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME BY THE WAY.

[97tayw]

THE NAME OF JESUS IS SACRED, HOLY, AND RIGHTEOUS, AND NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH. AT THE NAME OF JESUS EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW, TONGUE CONFESS THAT JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!

[97tayw]

HOLINESS OR HELL!!! HEAVEN OR HELL!!! Which one do you think this video will send you to?

[97tayw]

I do take the name of JESUS very SERIOUSLY. DO NOT PLAY WITH THE NAME OF JESUS!! He came to SAVE, HEAL, DELIVER, and free us..HE DIE on the CROSS for ALL of US, He IS coming back again!! I am not racist, I'm BLACK!! But one thing you BETTER do is KEEP your mouth OFF of JESUS, HE WILL DESTROY you in a heartbeat!! This video IS NOT FUNNY, it IS STUPID and an ABOMINATION before GOD!! Instead of talking, LIVE FOR JESUS!! IT'S HOLINESS OR HELL!! And you chose where you want to go HEAVEN OR HELL.

[guanacaKosita]

Boooobs!

[edwardlover454]

lol jesus rode 12 deep

[muhammadsaifullah94]

You are bloody hilarious! i love black people!

[Makeeeuppp146917]

Jesus is Hebrew.

[lshankswim598]

That shyt is funni ah'!!! Hahahaha!

[xxZandriaTheBeautyxx]

glozell's pants unzipped lol

[Neeky40]

youll be racist, and an athiest

[agentXpookie]

All racism aside, HAIL SATAN!

[peculiar2010]

@agentXpookie praying for you

[11BeastlyProductions]

181 people took this seriously...

[Crazychika345]

my uncle doesnt belive in jesus...he belives in "evolution"

[401359]

FLYS UNDONE!

[AlexandreaLara]

Ahhahahahahahahahaaha I was cracking up!!!!

[23babydab]

Really people? She joking nobody really knows what color Jesus is cause it never specifies! Movies don't count...(gosh) y'all so annoying! I live this video

[yellowbone001]

He black, just like Justin bieber!:) <3

[Mists29]

You know she is jokin.right and portraying the role of a fake made up character .hence the wig

[Mists29]

I love the pronounciation.with the tongue.haha.

[emmasinger1234]

Hes whote shit head

[11BeastlyProductions]

@emmasinger1234 you swear... its a joke. your mad cuz you dont nor will you EVER have as many views as glozell, and btw your videos SUCK and dont even say i dont have any because i deleted them cuz im starting something new, so get a life and stop hating on glozell

[Citrussoylatte]

yo zippa is down foo

[4musketeers4life]

her zipper is down

[sjs040394]

fly is down

[Lrdvltr]

Could you upload a video can masturbate to?

[shamikh15k]

haahahahaahaha

[klaudyabari]

like gaga said.......JESUS IS THE NEW BLACK! AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[subbifex]

@klaudyabari Amen fashion

[iRandom76]

I see her nipples

[vff4598]

Put your jugs away!!

[riv3rss]

i FREAKING LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!

[Bigjig20111]

My what nice boobs you have!

[kiranmusicc]

lmfao, she needs to wear a diffrentt bra! you can see where her nipples are;x

[emopizza1]

To everyone who doesn't like her or her videos... don't watch them. It's simple as that.

[countrygirl9006]

hahah this is hilarious. but it also says it in revelation as well. revelation 1:19

[AlexChiik]

flying low :|

ahhah you so funno glo:D

[alanab962]

Hahaha, love you Glozell :)

[OliviaDariaHill]

Your fly is undone :$ LOL

[ladymusiclover]

@cxdswq Cool. 

[lover123life]

i love you JESUS!!!!!!!!!1 without u i wouldnt live nobody woul but thank God YOU SAVED US

[CydniDavis]

XYZ....ICZ....

[Mega1belieber]

@daliAdoo I'm a Belieber, did I go and call her a b**** because she was calling Justin Bieber black? No. I'm Christian, did I go and call her a b**** because I was 'offended'? No. I actually laughed I thought it was pretty funny! Like seriously if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

[diamondlalabye]

Jesus was a jew , jews are white srry gloZell

[ladymusiclover]

@diamondlalabye Not all Jews are white.

[10tital]

@diamondlalabye

Actually, white jews are eastern-european jews :)

I don't think that Jews a long time ago were black they were REALLY REALLY REALLY dark skinned ;)

[PrincessDesii]

Haa' Her Zipper Is Down Lol (N.H)

[TheCreativemiracles]

GOD BLESS, FUNNY GIRL

[nikkijluvbob]

I'm black girl strugglin in a white girls skin!....Jesus was Black!!!! hahahha....Watched a lot of your videos. You make me feel happy for being me...crazy,loud and FUN! Go on girl!

[BiqqHussy20]

Press 5 over and over again

[corey2love]

let me see some more vidoes ill coment on it ok bye



[corey2love]

i do not get it i read the bible and what ever but wow what she said. i aint see it in the bible ok so i think she was trying to be funny

[4Acro]

@corey2love look @ I beheld till the thrones were cast down, and the Ancient of days did sit, whose garment was white as snow, and the hair of his head like the pure wool: his throne was like the fiery flame, and his wheels as burning fire. Daniel 7:9

this passage was a vision and it was his spiritual body!!!

but there is no account of Jesus being described in the Bible, well not his appearance that is...

[niikoliita1]

-_- why is there so many people being rude... -.- 

[andreayish]

you can see yo nipples through the shirt

[daliAdoo]

you are the rasict bitch who is makin a joke out of jesus christ.. if you belive in him atleast dont make videos about religions seriouslyy it offends people!! god bless you

[TrialBlazer2k9]

@daliAdoo

Seriously? I don't think Jesus would have called her a b? It's funny, she's being sarcastic. Good grief in real life this woman has a degree from the University of Florida. She is educated. She just makes silly Youtube videos. Then you say God bless you after cursing her out?Lmbo! You my friend are NOT a Christian.

[daliAdoo]

@daliAdoo well if she was abit educated she wouldnt make a video like this makin fun of jesus!!!.. i dont mind her other videos but wen it comes to religion its abit offensive maybe ur not chrtsian but there is people out there who caresss.. and the reason ii said god bless her, coz i do want god to bless her and start relising that a religion is not something to make fun of!!

[TrialBlazer2k9]

@daliAdoo

No, you do not want God to bless her because you called her a b****. WE Christ followers do NOT act that way! I am a Christian, you can look on my page and tell that. But also by my fruits. Just because someone, or I THINK someone is making fun of Jesus, I don't resort to name calling because that is not how the Spirit operates. If you took the time to check her page, you will see that she is also a Christian and does NOT curse unlike you. If you are a Christian, you need to repent.

[KimmySaiol]

Gosh @daliAdoo you can't just say people is not EDUCATED! *mean girls time* C'mon, man! I'm very religious but I found it very funny. I think "the people out there who caresssss" you're talking about are just people who have the same opinion as you. That's different. & if you didn't realize it, she satired about 2 HUGE problems that bother the world : religion & racism. She just put them togher & came out with a funny video with a GREAT message. If you can't get it, it's not her fault.

[catlover2272]

Lol Go To 1:42 ROTF

[sagytm]

She retard She retard She retard She retard XD

[cocacoca18]

Guess what........ He's BLACK lmbo

[PrincessaPeaches]

He's Hispanic ^_^

[rayman1268]

Lol

[jellyeban2442]

Wow

[dekeyah12]

her zipper is open...................

[stephenpowns]

people need to shut the hell up with these dumb comments, it's called comedy, i'm pretty sure she isn't actually trying to preach. dumbasses

[freakontime15]

@stephenpowns your a dumbass, this isnt funny. she is basicly making fun of Jesus. I guess your an athiest

[ohsnapitsgolden]

@stephenpowns speaking of dumb comments and how people shoud shut the hell up...

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOBS

[bnote1990]

let me ejaculate on those

[Pearl6191]

"if you don like et, you racist" ha ha!

[JaysThoughts]

I'm only here for the tits.

[saradollz]

no one knows how he looks it dose not say how he looks like in the bible i read my bible

[ohsnapitsgolden]

@saradollz learn how to take a joke!

[iwasbornthisway1998]

@saradollz She's just havin a little fun and joking around! Learn to take a joke! Jeesh.........lol wooooooow

[zebra9891]

Yo glozell Jesus could b white...they didnt have showers...and I don't think he used any type of brush 0.0

Oh well ily glozell!!!¡

[crazieluvrgrl]

Girl, Yo' zipper downnn.... Haha.. = ) I love you.

[GodsLilGurl100]

Hahhaha .! Dets ma last namee :)

[bearsandbeats2]

He black... He black he black he black!

[KillaAshark23]

Hes actually Jewish because he was born in Jerusalem as it was said in the bible

[jennalover7]

@mrbubetube UR NASTY IF U WANT GAY PORN DONT LOOK FOR IT HERE PERV!

[mrbubetube]

BITCH STFU AND SHOW YOUR TITS!!!

[ElissaLeAnneHarvey]

@mrbubetube show your tits? seriously? what are you, 11?

[TheLooneyDaffy]

She didn't even stand up. So if you saw her zipper down. That shows how perverted you are. Smdh

[HappyHunterGames]

Ummm, most people are fucking asstards. LOL.He's from the Middle East meaning he's tan.. NOT Black NOT white. SO DEAL WITH IT.

[MonsterOfTheDance8]

Her zipper on her jeans are down. (:

[1MarcStar]

he black he black he black he black hahahaha

[devai23]

pause at 0.04

[AsylumOfSolitude]

Boobs...../:

[gwjohns82]

Is she high?

[msbrebrerocks]

whoeva lookin at her fly needs to shut up i don't even kno why yall lookin down there nasty and same for whoever is lookin at her boobs. yeah its a joke cant you tell if it is a lil wrong but still calm doen and stop bein nasty goshhhhhh

[Tawnygalwk]

@msbrebrerocks What on earth do u mean stop looking at her boobs she slappin and throwin them all up in the front of the screen on every other video like a fool. I want to say regardless of what color Jesus is you need Him and so does she.....SMH

[MegaAshPot]

Honey GloZell, ummm sweetie ur fly is down! Zip it up!

[LADYinSCHOKO]

THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY LMFAO

[OhhVanessaa]

you could see one of her nipples ;O lmfao

[MorganLeigh32]

Glozell , I love you but this went wayy too far. And btw Jesus is all races.

[LittleMsSwaggalious1]

@MorganLeigh32 Omg..STop being soo serious!!!!!! She Is JOking nd Jesus can be any race right..nd she Thinks Hes BLack SOOO..PRASIE THA LORD

[97tayw]

@LittleMsSwaggalious1 NO I WILL NOT STOP BEING SERIOUS ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST. IT DOESNT MATTER IF SHE IS JOKING OR NOT, JOKING HAVE SENT SOME PEOPLE TO HELL!!! AND SHE NOT JUST JOKING SHE LYING. THE LORD IS A SERIOUS MATTER.

[lakersjm24]

funny video but Jesus is all races

[cuteness348]

glozell i love u with all my heart and i love ur videos (nohomo) but this is a lil too far'

#juss sayin but i still love u tho :) (nh)

[Glozellefans]

I agree @ayyitsnathaliereyes right on sister!

[ayyitsnathaliereyes]

wow like i used to like your videos , but since your offended god like that im starting to dislike them. you can go to hell cus of this dumbshit

[97tayw]

@ayyitsnathaliereyes SHE CAN GO TO HELL FOR THAT AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL FOR CURSING.

[CaptainRusso12]

he kinda jewish but is actually arab

[BBT609]

Glozell, you are good but if you are gonna talk about Jesus, cover up those breast girl. Most of the viewers I bet saw nothing but breast. So another tip, cover up.

[usaSAVAGE]

I bet this Bitch Sucks some mean Cock!

>:]

[lovealana1]

moooore kolanda!!

[misstrinity35]

WELL if u really read the bible you would know that jesus said he is not a certain color. He said to all those that believe in me u would know that i every color

[AL3KZTV]

@misstrinity35 SHES JUST KIDDING DAMN

[misstrinity35]

@AL3KZTV Idc U dnt play with Jesus like that . U can go to hell!!!

[AL3KZTV]

@misstrinity35 WELL IF YOU READ THE BIBLE YOUR SUPPOSED TO KNOW NOT TO HATE PPL SO APPARENTLY YOUR HYPOCRIT...HIPOCRITE?... IDK U KNOW WHAT I MEAN BUT THATS OK BECAUSE I FORGIVEZ U FOR BEING MEAN

[misstrinity35]

@AL3KZTV I neva said i hated her.i luv most oof her videos so plzz stop.and learn how to spell right!!

[AL3KZTV]

@misstrinity35 not her appareantly you told me to go to hell or maybe you were telling me maybe you could go to hell? wich in that case im sorry but if you were telling me to go to hell im not

[misstrinity35]

@AL3KZTV IM SAYING IN GENERAL ANYONE CAN GO TO HELL I THEY PLAYING WITH JESUS!!!!!

[2cute4ualwayz1]

thumbs up if u were staring at her boobs jigling the whole time

[icarlol1234]

tities



[informatist]

There is no irony in the fact that Jesus was considered a "gangster and outlaw" just like minorities are today... It really is the same damn thing... Wrong side of the tracks... No room at the Inn... This is what black liberation theology is all about and why so many people of color feel an admiration for the very religion that was used to enslave them. But when rich white people talk about God, too often it sounds to me like they think they ARE God.

[kittyrawr120]

@informatist I didn't understand a word of that. The video was just supposed to be funny. Calm down.

[jms2470]

i just though of sumthin if glozell and tyler perry did a movie together ppl wud die laffin =p lol luv u #glozell

[MuchlovefromOH]

If u don't like her don't freaking comment u dip sh!ts

[musiclaur]

IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE....SHE IS NOT DEGRADING JESUS....THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!...GLOZELL IS A COMEDIAN!

[Alexxlovesyu]

@pleaselovejesus ; you need to get out more often . She's playing &. Jesus forgives & forgets you should too don't trip about how she lives her life just live yours

[thejose12323]

YOU IS A RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­ACIST Xd HAHAHAHA

[cutiebootyboo]

ITS A JOKE SO STOP ALWAYS SUM TYPE OF CRAP ON EVERY VIDEO!!. JUST INJOY GOSHHH!!.

[sjroxursox88]

MORGAN FREEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gabby71198]

@pleaseLoveJesus Calm down its not that serious. Calm DOWN! Ndd GLO DONTLISTEN TO HER SHE OR HIM THEY CRAZY

[gabby71198]

Why are people geing so rude ? Shes joking around my Goshh .. DaGG WHY ARE people SO SERIOUS ? ----____---- ps Glo; Zipperrr!

[PleaseLoveJesus]

Why do you embarrass the name of Jesus? Look at the way you are dressed and act. When you talk about my Lord and savior, speak with love and adoration. When you speak the word cover your breasts O_O 

[pagentgirl22]

You were reading the OT and Jesus was born in the NT so you have to be talking about someone else.

[Hooga7]

Middle eastern people have tan skin, which the world considers colored, which is black in many cases. Perhaps if you people payed attention in school, you would know this!

[brieb1234]

"HELLO THIS KOLONDA NOT YO MAMA

JESUS IS BLAACK BC THEY SAID IS HAIR IS LIKE WOOL WOOL IS ANOTHER WORD FOR NAPPY

THEY ROAD 12 DEEP" LOLZZ SHE IS FUNNY FOR NO REASON I LV U GLOZELL AND HER LAUGH IS PRICELESS

[luxury2585]

you are the female version of Mr Pregnant. you guys related

[ladyeti]

boobies Oo

[NG2388]

All yall that wanna comment shit stfu even if she wrong she being funny and nobdy know wat jesus looked like so nobdy really have there facts straight

[mattrich17]

wtf is this shit. Jesus was middle eastern and jewish. Im pretty sure the black people only worship quanzatonian gods so ya

[yipp3333II]

well i dont think there were any black ppl in isreal and thts where he came from so yea

[brieb1234]

@yipp3333II SHUT UP ITS JUST A JOKE

[arianagrande83]

Glozel you need to check your zipper!!! XYZ

[LJSuperwoman]

I fucking love Kelonda lol

[13Loren13]

did anyone else notice she was flying low?