Children of Bodom - Kissing the Shadows Interpretation

[treyphisch]

RAH RAH RAH RAWWWR!

[SycamoreHill14]

Dude, I think everyone misuderstood the intention. I love Children Of Bodom, and I still thought this was funny. I know the solo he cut out is amazing, but he could do a parody on that. Plus I always thought how the lyrics sounded nothing like what Alexi said. COB rules!! Except the one about BB king powning Alexi. Alexi would make him shit his pants. Hilarious video.

[KokSquad]

bodom is one of my favorite bands. lol and this is funny as hell. im not one of those retard fanboys that will call u gay for makin this video. even bodom would enjoy this especially after oops i did it again

[sheheryarsherry]

i have respect for cob and specially for this song... but dude... amaaaaaaazing job... fucking awsome video... keep it up :P

[bruza55]

you are a piece of shit!! Alexi Laiho is an AWSOME guitarest! you are nothing compaired to him. and then you diss Australia??!! son, I might just have to kill you! btw, Hate Crew is a sick name!

[hypercam4life]

I've seen funnier and completer.

[d0nteatvids]

1 question.

was this meant for comedy purposes or to bash CoB?

cause if you meant for this to be funny then i lol'd.

if not then yeah... go listen to whatever it is you normally listen to.

[elmayorerrordetuvida]

YOYO! lol

[IAmMichaelMyers]

not bad, though the bush references were kind of annoying.

[joonasll]

if you fucking idiot sing clearer then alexi then sing but do not say the world's best metal bänds ever. you fucking moran

[MrSnickable]

LMAO

[TechnoGospel]

Alexi Laiho is a faggot. FUCK CHILDREN OF BODOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111­1111111111111

[pwertogalero]

fuck you, you must be a faggot

[KeybladeKorney]

You've cut the song, asshole!

[gilberto1590]

the vid is funny, but equal is envy, children of bodom performanse is one of the best in the metal world today, Alexi laiho is the man!!!

[barracuda246]

Republicans are not douches you piece of shit, democrats are dumbasses. prez bush still kept us from all blowing up right so dont dis him, cuz u arent dead are you? so shut the hell up about all this anti bush stuff cuz im fregin tired of it

[davidmantis89]

if anything then u fuckin run a chance of being blow away BECUASE OF bush

[mhxx]

Ahem, I am a republican you fucking asshole. And I agree with the others your Video sucked, you wasted your own time.

[samchovy]

umm awesome, CEPT BB KING DOES NOT PWN ALEXI LAIHO!

[metalignition]

shit interpretation...Great song

you got 2 pictures of people playing sitars when he is obviously playing a guitar

youre a dumb cunt!

Oh and you missed the best part of the song...namely the other fucking half of the song being one huge ass solo

once again i say:

youre a dumb cunt

have a good day

[milkweed07]

hate shyt like this wut a fag..and ur lil shyt dosent even go with the song.

[ornithopterman]

great song, bad interpretation. nuff said

[adil2552]

Hey faggot, those lyrics at 2:18 aren't official COB lyrics...I've got the CD jacket to "Follow the Reaper" in front of me right now...and nowhere within "Kissing the Shadows" are those words used.

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT

YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY, I CAN FEEL YOUR SCENT,

WHEN I CARESS YOUR SHADOW

AND IF YOU TRULY WANT I'LL CROSS THE LINE I'LL FOLLOW

[nocturnaXeternae666]

no, bb king does not own alexi laiho

[risingxforce]

ok if u cut out the bullshit interpretation which isnt funny.... and rpelaced it with just the solo and a black screen, it would have been at least 5000000 times better than the shit i've just wasted the last 2 minutes and 35 seconds of my life with

[Gneisnau]

damn you raped the song

[watkinsguy]

WHAT THE FUCK! This song has the most amazing solo, and your lame ass cuts it out? You sir, deserve to be fucked in the eye.

[risingxforce]

well said.

[dushava]

That is the most bad ass song in the world. YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG FAGGOT AND SHOULD DIE.

You also cut out the fucking solo. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? You sould be awarded the gayest person in the world award.

[Bman1393]

kick ass song, not that good of an interpretation. im not saying you killed the song just by making the interpretation, it just wanst that funny.

[GunnBunny13B]

lol the wangcaster

[hpcob]

wors interpret evr... i mean, moast of them r really funny, but this one... i mean, it's not funny, it makes me cry, becouse i see how stupid ppl live on the world... oh, gosh... you iQ must be round -12984767848547587483478347837­48374

[camaleao555]

bodom cover in my profile see it pl

[rutledge123]

for shame u cut out the guitar intro and the solo ur a sick person

[Azria032]

i wanna wangcaster haha

[ShredderOfHellview]

no bud theres actually some funny interpretations out there, this one just sucks cock

[TallicaMan1986]

Like the HeartWork one

[JaKobKain]

How come during some of the guitar parts, you showed people playing a kantele?

[Ykzier]

Um.... sitar, actually. I would recognize a kantele.

[SwGkentuckyC]

cob is amazing that video sucked ass all you did was talk about how you thought alexi was retarded and how you had bush then said alexi wrote about it in his lyrics that sucked

[thebigneuf]

seen much better...meh

[Mettler777]

I love that song !!!!!

Bodom is fucking awsome !!!!

[Vultar666]

Janne Warman, the machine gun drummer!

YAYAYAYYAAYA

I got same name as Laiho dude ^^

What's best in CoB?

Hmmm... I think everything lol

[dustink4]

I agree with the guy who said everything Because COB kicks fucking asss!!!

[thesethingsihate]

janne warman is the keyboardist lol the drummer is jaska

[Vultar666]

Ye you're right, it was just a little mistake ;p

I though I wrote rattikainen...

[JrockNerd]

Rofl.., love CoB, but this was damn funny! "Away from pie" and yoyo ftw!!! bwahahaha!

[devilsvayne]

yeah it kinda sucked and what eh fuck was that whole blink shit...c'mon never put fag blink and the great alexi in the same vid...never...never

ever..you scorpion woman

[eupsycho]

YOYO-lol

[ManicPixie]

Are you fucking stupid?

[Berdwerd]

rofl i love this song but this was fuckin hilarious

[metallifan101]

Alexi laiho kicks ass and your a fag

[nabi3666]

Sure why despise him???

[No1killsmypain]

ROFL

I love Children of Bodom.

I know these aren't the lyrics.

But this is fucking hilarious as hell. ahahah

Some people need to learn to laugh at what they like sometimes. Lighten up.

[t41502]

"YOUR WATER IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHICH PROMISED NOT TO DRY ITSELF"

fucking genious, LOL IRL

[jaggturkey]

lol

[Sammerick]

lol:P

[EAMIIT]

I wonder why people making this kind of videos, 'cause video is despising. And as everyone knows that Alexi Laiho is god, why to despise him and his composes.

[adamkokguitar]

sux

[ScythsOfBodom]

Your video sucks you stupid fag. WHORE!!!

[SpencerOjala]

This sucks

[gogators432]

you skipped the guitar solos... you whore

[metalhead1294]

video is gay

but song fucking rules!

- 3mmA xD

[remylebaou]

huh? this sucks

[Hitman6668]

you know, this is my favorite bodom song, and i admit it, what i'm going to say is a bit rude but i would really appreciate it IF YOU DON'T FUCKING BASH CHILDREN OF BODOM OR YOU CAN STICK YOUR GAYLORD INTERPRETATION UP YOUR ASS!!

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

OMG I TYPE IN CAPS I MUST BE ANGRY!!!

die you faggot.

[ZEROorDIE069]

Dude your the One who needs to Die for making this gay ass video.

[PantheonOfWar]

its a fucking joke god damnit

[bluetseel]

@TyreseDeShaunWilliam RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE!!!

[Mokumbo]

Listen good as they may be, democratie says yes to thinking "fuck you" about anything you want. And admit it its funny as hell everybody knows their awesome so if as a fan, you can't handle the critisism; then go F*ck urself and start believing in ur band you piece of shit-pie!

[CK144]

HAHA hate crew is the name for the fans asshole lol get it right

[AtreidesGK]

man i'm pro well-placed and well-meant band interpratations, i really laugh at them, but this sort of bashing is just wrong. Lots of people(including me) really like this band and their music.

At the end of the day it would take twice your lifetime for you to be able to play what you refer to as ''wanking'' in Laiho's music, as it seems your talent is destructive and not creative like alexi's.

So fuck off and make another one when you can play guitar as good as he does.......

[penispenispeniss]

2:12. what..the..fuck. xD

[Panxor666]

really crappy

[tigahmilkah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KILLRAVE]

that sucked man, sorry. POOOOR.

[Wyndrax]

Lol, I rarely laugh so hard at a Youtube video, but this shit was awesome.

[dirck41]

hey! that's not kewl!! this is one of my fave CoB music!! You know what, get a life and don't just mock other ppls songs just because you have nothing else to do in your life..

take a hike!

[wickerchick]

ann coulter is a flaming piece of moronic shit. -high five-!

[ramonork]

I fuck ur damn Mom!

U are so shit

[Mongoongen]

Hate Crew is a cool name!!!

[jinto07]

i rly hate you now..

[hotlava9]

I'm outnumbered by sensitive people who listen to metal bitching about videos liek this..

w/e just happened to having sense of humor

[Baaaaaaaa]

How can you mock this song , its fucking awesome

[daroodee]

lmfao rofl

[antiemo938726]

PHAIL!!! that was a poor effort right there

[llf]

hemm ur creative...bt @ the same time dumb....mocking other ppls song ! can u even write a song? until u can write bttr..x mock others....alexi n cob r the best ! fool !!!

[loki250]

Fuck u! ass

[666WARMAN666]

The dude that made this video is just a hater and only wishes he could play as good as Alexi and Alex Kuoppala. Fuck You Hater

CoBHC 4 LIFE

[SamIAm113]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what instrument is that at 32 seconds??

AWESOME, but you took out the solos :(

[helloween1987]

I GUESS ITS A SITAR

[lankybassbro]

Lol I dunno, I thought this was pretty funny xD

[FlyingV270]

hmmm looks like you have an exciting life

[666chamet]

interpretations are meant to be funny, and this isn't funny at all.

EPIC FAIL.

[ChemistDrummer]

I agree and hatecrew means the band and the crew not alexi only...

[Heretic5566]

I will agree it is hard to understand alexi at times, but that was a horrible interpretation, and since when has alexi ever referred to himself as the "hate crew"?

thats what the band calls theyre fans. a crew is no one person but evidentally ur fucking retarded. Honestly not too many people listen to bodom for singing anyways. Its for alexi who is a god. And for u to diss on him the way u did u just showed most of the world how retarded u are. I congratulate u!:)

[Sammerick]

that solo is the only thing good bout' this song!!

[PsychoFlunky]

wow, you took out the solos, how could you?

[adrrian92]

loool u rock

[cazablanca04]

hahahah that montage kick ass xD

[IllusionalFate]

The fact that you left out the solo makes this video completely worthless.

[mcalfredon]

fuck

[DimebagMetal222]

you do know teh lyrics were improvised right?

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

that nigger is not better than alexi other than that good song

also hate crew is not the name of a guitarist its the nick name of the band

[DespairsRox]

Actualy if u knew the band "hate crew" is what C.O.B calls their fans u moron

[gvelascobb]

but is an interpretation of the lyrics of the song!!!

[XEisregen666X]

the video is not so god...but the song is fantastic !!! Children Of Bodom 4-ever \m/

[joecactus91]

calm down guys

[Finnishshitinskin]

You, the gay who made this vid, are a fucking stupid, no-life, waste of food. YOU FUCKING CUT THAT BETTER PART OFF THE INTRO AND THEN ALL THE AWESOME SOLOS OFF THE END!!!!!!! And hen you meant this to be a hate video. I can laugh at hate vids, even if they mock my favorite bands, but this one wasn't even funny. You suck at interpreting lyrics!

[gvelascobb]

shut up! you are the stupid here. enjoy the music and go fuck yourself stupid motherfucker.

[Finnishshitinskin]

How can I enjoy music when HALF OF IT IS MISSING??!!!!

[gvelascobb]

jajajaj ok...

[Finnishshitinskin]

Just go listen to the FULL song, maybe you realize how great it actually is.

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

mmmm baby, you make me horny. wanna have sex?

[Finnishshitinskin]

No thanks, I'm not gay.

gvelascobb: "but is an interpretation of the lyrics of the song!!!" and the interpretation SUCKED!!! Those lyrics were NOT funny and they mostly didn't even match.

[salamani]

I AGREE! It's NOT funny, and... Yeah, it SUCKED!!!

[followerofvenus]

This goes to anyone sore by these interpretations. WAKE THE FUCK UP! Heavy metal vocals are hard to understand a lot of times. ACCEPT IT! On a side note though, I just went here for the music but these interpreations are funny. I'm checking out the sixpounder interpretation next!

[sublimeyoung]

lol wow its pretty hilarious to see how many effin losers get butt hurt over a video U KNOW U CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND ALEXI AT TIMES jesus calm the hell down its just a freaking video pepperks4 (1 week ago)

you fuckin fuck! why do you make fu of CoB? if you think you're funny then think again fuckin pussy!

like that comment is alexi like your dream boyfriend or somthing calm down jesus

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

thank you friend.

[COLOURIOT]

i think what they mean is that 1) the lyrics dont match, 2) it was not funny. check out the dednihgt interpretations from Paranoidave. that was funny. this one suXs

[bassmunkeh]

That w'poo

[slvrbullit0485]

Wow...I must have stepped from the 'Common Sense' room into the 'We're All Bleeding, Whiny Vaginas' room. It's supposed to be funny, and overall he makes fun of Bush more than the band, so it's even better. Whiny little turds.

[Jonjy3]

yoyos sit down and cry!! Hahah

I <3 CoB but at least I'm smart enough to not get offended by this...lolol good stuff man :)

[pepperks4]

*fun

[pepperks4]

you fuckin fuck! why do you make fu of CoB? if you think you're funny then think again fuckin pussy!

[iveszloco]

Hmm i like interpretations but this one really sucks.and most of all alexi rules so have a big F you

[darkringhio91]

lol

[icecreamface]

People need to relax and LIGHTEN UP, it's called COMEDY, like ha ha ha! I think it's hilarious!

[james500Matt]

lol

[fug3tiv]

no pie 4 u!

lol

[james500Matt]

COB rocks why??make a stupid video about them??

[Hatebreeder92]

at least with the other videos ppl said they weren't against bodom but damn this is there best song and no1 even said like we don't hate bodom besides this interpretation doesnt even make sense your war is shit its tho feel the pain vanishing away from me u obviously cant understand bodom u nub and do u have any idea how amazing and hard the solo u just cut out was U SUCK

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

You sound like a fucking Jew.

[Yhdistelma7]

So r u Chinese or Japanese? Laotion from Laos stupid. The ocean, what ocean?

[james500Matt]

umm

[drawnacrol]

I have a guitar video on my profile where I'm playing this song if anyone is interested in checking out

[reapersdeathx]

fFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS WE DONT WANNA REMEMBER THOSE STUPID ASS INTERPRETATIONS WHEN WERE LISTENING TO THIS AWESOME MASTERPIECE THAT ALEXI LAIHO CREATED..

[AlucardHellsing16]

fuck you asshole!!!

[NAD54321hol]

all of u sayin that bodoms great , there ok , listen to some becker

[CofBHc]

yeah cut out right before the solo eh? youre obviously not a musician to say they suck. and just who the hell is named hatecrew? loooooserrrrr

[L4keB0d0m]

"to get where i meow before the storm'......... looooooooooooool..

[Yhdistelma7]

So do you like Bodom or are just making fun?

[Gervis666]

I disagree that they suck, but the video is funny. Congrats.

[demon515]

I have to say that people bash Bush way too much, dont get me wrong I hate his guts, he's a huge dumbass but bashing Bush is getting old, it's just as funny any more.

[Zazmiz]

Your gay u tryin to make fun of a fucking good band, and still you failed

[kN5ack]

an dumb ass can see thir not makeing fun of it dumb ass

[xXJeanPierreXx]

sux ass. I mean, you tried to make fun of a good band, and still failed to do that... Bodom is da best.

[andysulami]

gay

[Colorith]

your jelous because you cant play guitar so you go into your room and cut yourself and after you wack off to a pick of AFI and Fall out Boy. you nasty retarded bastards should slit your wrists and go sup a cock.

like i said before Alexi owns all other bands....yes i hate to say it but COB is better than Trivium !!

[Colorith]

Fuck you COB is the best Band that ever lived you fucking Emo cocksucker!!!

Alexi is better than any Emo or Rock Bands!!

[governator45]

Too bad you didn't interpret your dick exploding at the sight of CoB fucking your mother with their massive Finnish dick, donkey-punching her at the end of the solo.

[Suffok4t3]

lol..the other ones are funny but this one is just stupid and it looks like ur taking the piss out Cob SO FUCK YOU!

[MastaKadaj]

Kinda retarded, nothing to funny about it really.

Maybe I would rate it better if it was even slightly funny, but alas I cannot.

[neto669]

you have to realise that CoB is the best metal band this days if you dont like CoB you dont like metal

[BlackBaal123]

tyresedeshaunwilliamsuckshisgr­andpascockallnightlongalexiist­hemangolistintoyoushittyemomus­icyoustuipdfaggot

[starman69]

TyreseDeShaunWilliam ...this user loves penis just as much as you do dude... So why don't you go listin your favorite band.. I take it deep and fuck off.

[childrenofbodom93]

they dont fukin suck you couldnt play shit compared to alexi lets hear you play you woggy metro fagg get a life and do me a favour and go into your bathroom and cut yourself alexi rocks fuk you cuny your not fukin anyone what a tool

[guard555]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL hahahah very nice !

but why to ruin an awesome song?! ><

anyway TriViuM rulz

[Doobler]

Lol, this guy is just stupid, your not supposed to make Interpretation videos to rag on a band, your supposed to make them to poke fun at a band that you like. Fag.

Also, try to put less penile-based jokes in your videos, no one cares that you love dick.

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

I want to pour strawberry sauce over your cock and suck it dry. We should definitely fuck. Then I'll fuck your dad too. 3 some!

[childrenofbodom93]

fuckin lame man you thought that was good well your tool good id like to see you play a guitar that good you retard you probably couldnr even play an a chord you douche

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

Alexi Laiho fucking sucks.

[buffalosoldier27]

TyreseDeShaunWilliam, . COB are fucking awesome, this song, more so. i personally believe that your exigent use of penis humour only serves to prove the common belief that you are definetely a fag. please go fuck off and do something that will make me laugh, like i duno, you could jump off a very high building , or jump infront of a fast moving train, those are only 2 examples, but with your penis-based brain im sure you can think of more interesting ways to end your misery of a life.

[wintersun666666]

weak

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

says the wintersun fan......LOL!

[wintersun666666]

Despite your slighty homo-erotic preferences I must say your choice to rework kissing the shadows is excellent. The song shreds! It's just your interpretation isn't really that funny nor creative. It needs some work...well a lot of work. You can do better. Cheers

[alexd29]

yer a fag man. s'all I got's ta say

[hassan00]

lmao that was funny but i hope nobody takes it seriously, i love children of bodom and i know those are definetley not the lyrics

[tbarrettl]

That crappy guitar stuff in the beginning as not so hot.

[Fabion392]

my favorite song =)

[xXfalafelXx]

haha i like the sitar guys :D

[SexyLego16]

LMAO "gay edge" hahaha...

[alexander86w]

Wanking means masturbating, you do know that right?

[dgtiii]

"wanking" also makes fun of technical guitar playing.

[hatecrew1475]

that was good dude, better then most iv seen! lol at the crying yoyo

[viyik]

funny

[maidenchamp]

it was an alright interpretation, as much as i love bodom i had to laugh, im guessing some str8 edge kid made this

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

I am a homosexual, haha...so make that gay edge.

[worldsocold99]

it was cool till u said u were gay

(yes that has something to do with my opinion ,i dont like people on the dark side of sex)

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

I'll still suck your cock dry. Lets have sex.