When im rich i want to live like bear gyrlls . I will be a hulking monster that wrestles shark and gets paid for it. Living out in the wild like a complete beast. I will use the very cash i earned to wipe my own ass thats the true meaning of being rich. Luxuary to me is owning acers of land and living it old style.
so if people see your hands are clean and its more likely to be done by water people want to stare at your butt to see if it cleans? noone cares if its clean we all take showers?!?!?! i mean i gotta disagree
The funny part is they keep talking about what a luxurious feeling it is. So what was it like before you had a jet of water shoot up your a**hole? Ridiculous.
"We're perfectly satisfied, and we're perfectly clean.... ALL day long. ALL day long. What a feeling... hmmm. What a difference" They are talking about their asses!
Didn't the French start this with manual models decades ago? I think they had a second toilet that you sat reverse on and it hosed you down. I saw it in a Peter Sellers movie once. It pissed all over him.
Just irrigating my rectum with water would not work for me. I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables, and occasionally after doing my business, there's still a fruit seed or vegetable seed that's sort of stuck in my rectum. Only by rubbing vigorously with toilet tissue can I get that seed out of there.
Will not be able to get your son out the shower of your daughter off the toilet.
Just kidding looks like a great invention had a neighbor he had 5 daughters and I bet what he spent on tp he could have had a Harley. Bachelors you know what I mean a roll last a man a long time.
She says 'that you'll use every day' at the beginning. The way she says it sounds like people will deliberatley go into the bathroom to sit on a toilet.
When im rich i want to live like bear gyrlls . I will be a hulking monster that wrestles shark and gets paid for it. Living out in the wild like a complete beast. I will use the very cash i earned to wipe my own ass thats the true meaning of being rich. Luxuary to me is owning acers of land and living it old style.
pureefficient 4 months ago
What if I had the sweaty shitz and I shit on the sprayer? will it spray my sweaty shitz back up at me?
69mrcrash 9 months ago
LOL, it's Doug and Julie from Days of Our Lives doing the testimonials!
mommehnator 11 months ago
LMFAO @ 2:50 What a good feeling mmmmm Yes. I think he's using the wrong button
auswolf350 1 year ago
so if people see your hands are clean and its more likely to be done by water people want to stare at your butt to see if it cleans? noone cares if its clean we all take showers?!?!?! i mean i gotta disagree
igurl45 1 year ago
@igurl45 What if you take a shit right after that? You'll have a shitty ass for the rest of the day. Thank god bidets are common in my country.
Fucklesticks 11 months ago
would if i peed on my swah i dont wnt pee swash in my ass...cant i just wet a piece of toilet paper...i dont wanna but this piece of crap lol
lieutenant978girl9 1 year ago
ooh, high tech bidet.
jordanthewizard 2 years ago
@jordanthewizard i prefer the bidet i already have XD
Robloxian182 1 year ago
The funny part is they keep talking about what a luxurious feeling it is. So what was it like before you had a jet of water shoot up your a**hole? Ridiculous.
FreeLanceArizona 2 years ago
WTF i can clean my own ass and i dont want water squirted up it either
finegercf 2 years ago
"i can clean my own ass"
You mean by smearing your waste all over your behind with dry toilet paper? Yeah, that's effective!
Is that how you would clean your own hands when they come in contact with human/dog waste?
AntiChrist67 1 year ago
"We're perfectly satisfied, and we're perfectly clean.... ALL day long. ALL day long. What a feeling... hmmm. What a difference" They are talking about their asses!
philumber 2 years ago
my roflcopter goes SWASH SWASH SWASH SWASH!
Erfincat 2 years ago 5
i was in a toirlet at a rich persos house and it sprayed me and i was like wtf!!! when it sprayed me
TheMRTAPOUT247 2 years ago 5
Yep you won't be needing toilet paper and saves money , including trees.
DragonX7777 2 years ago
lol is this a joke
Korpz0302 2 years ago
@Korpz0302 Ron White does a comedy bit about it....it's for real.
876234ABC 2 years ago
i wonder how long you would have to sit there to get fully clean.
It would be funny if someone had to use the restroom and your sitting there like/ Not now im drying!! lol
DoctorSargeMD 2 years ago
@DoctorSargeMD
lol
SirianKings 11 months ago
Didn't the French start this with manual models decades ago? I think they had a second toilet that you sat reverse on and it hosed you down. I saw it in a Peter Sellers movie once. It pissed all over him.
Stormrunner0002 2 years ago
Just irrigating my rectum with water would not work for me. I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables, and occasionally after doing my business, there's still a fruit seed or vegetable seed that's sort of stuck in my rectum. Only by rubbing vigorously with toilet tissue can I get that seed out of there.
sinz52 2 years ago
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DragonX7777 2 years ago
OMFG
LMAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KirkTheGreat13 3 years ago
is that jacob below me?? i hear this at work everyday too... on repeat...as i fold towels. i have it memorized.
crazytlccool 3 years ago
hahahah oh man :(. i hear this video at work every day..
donkeyslayer 3 years ago
Will not be able to get your son out the shower of your daughter off the toilet.
Just kidding looks like a great invention had a neighbor he had 5 daughters and I bet what he spent on tp he could have had a Harley. Bachelors you know what I mean a roll last a man a long time.
cdltpx 3 years ago
She says 'that you'll use every day' at the beginning. The way she says it sounds like people will deliberatley go into the bathroom to sit on a toilet.
vivaxlaxche 4 years ago
hahah why is this so funny? =P. heated seat? eew, i wouldent want to sit on a heated seat, that would feel like some one was just on it!
sarre87 4 years ago
Mmmmmm! :P
Buggered in the UK then, it's illegal to have electrical sockets in wetrooms (bathrooms, etc.).
Would be an interesting experience though, lol.
AndrooUK 4 years ago
what a feeling mmmmmmm hahahaahhaahhaah lmao
JareckiJ 4 years ago
this is a really retarded but funny vid
angel56603 4 years ago
lmao
W3arevenom 4 years ago
smart alternative .....
myhumblehome 4 years ago
We in Finland have this small handheld shower for cleaning privates. Even available in public bathrooms.
mipobrekiss 4 years ago
Mipobrekiss, I have had these in my bathrooms for around 20 years, but I have never seen any in a public bathroom.
Veritas9 4 years ago
what a good feeling... what a difference
jbaby45632598476 4 years ago
UN LIMPIA CULO! ESTA BUENO
makinista 5 years ago
hahahah
XLMRX 4 years ago
These toilets are incredible. While in Korea, I used them. Too bad America hasn't fully adopted this technology.
overclock 5 years ago
yeha they do, alot of ppl i no have this
narutoanbu 5 years ago
i want one of these... why are using something dry to clean one of our diriest areas on our bodies?
animefx 5 years ago