How To Teleport - eHal

[mroinoin]

how do u come up wit dis?

[shabangalangawang]

@mroinoin How do you come up with this?

That easy, buddy.

[AdamX21198]

The song is "Penis" by butthole

[YoshiTheGreenOne]

stupi crap adds -_-

[MegaMagicman20]

i tried it with my friends cat!

im Allergic!but it worked! hittler hates when people sneeze on him!

[hadesguardian]

HAHAHA!! ROFFLMFAO!!



[monsimand]

AHHAHAHAHAHA

[MishMoii]

LOL! <3



[bigfabe12]

Ehow do you know if your the chosen one?

[happydance44]

hihihi

[CarazeeGurl]

hahaha This made me giggle lmfao

[ChibiBanana1]

I'll have access to 2042 in about 21 years. I have to make many preparations before I use my time machine to get there.

[Arkarian23]

@ChibiBanana1 I have access to 2042 right now

unfortunately due to the mayan calendar the world has been destroyed for 30 years so there isn't anyone here to explain how to work everything. could someone send/bring help please, i think the holodeck is malfunctioning the dominatrixes have escaped

[kingofmurloc245]

eHal. how do you use phychic abilitys?

[SpasticRobotTV]

Okay. I have a complaint. I tried to teleport in this fashion, but I'm not getting any results! Also my cat died.

[LilMotegi]

I want to figure out a way to screen shot the second after he said "Cat's Anus" . Awesome face.

[TheXDowner]

i fucking have tears in my eyes from this guy!!!!!

[Pilooogen]

ehow did you become an expert from the first place?

[asghanim]

i hate you ehow

[LiquidShadow264]

eHow do you troll trolls?

[WaaromIkWeer]

@LiquidShadow264 like this

[hobbit151]

This is tooo funny!! :)

[jamaicob]

The theme for this show was written for a shemale porno....

[awabast]

Anyone that don't like this has no sense of humour

[awabast]

Oh Oh man that's good stuff had me laughin for hours hahahahaha yeh good stuff.

I don't have a dog or a cat ! can I put it in my turtles anus lol .

Keep up the good work funny stuff.

[gamers1091]

lol, that was so hilarious!!!

[ZeroZX999]

I'll just use my Apeture Science Hand-held Portal Device.

[laallaal75]

@ZeroZX999 YAY FOR PORTAL!!!!

[ZeroZX999]

@laallaal75 Oh! Are you voulunteering to help test some of the new neat stuff Aperture Science has recently made? :D

XD

If Portal taught me anything, it's that's portals solve everything...and that you should NEVER volunteer at Aperture Science. :P

[DemonCleaner31]

eHow do i walk without using my feet :/

[hackwriter]

Oh my God dude, you're hilarious!

[cami80104]

i dont have a cat but can i put it in my frogs anus?

[zimzooble5]

but will it blend?

[crappy0flabbage110]

wow..thats just....wow

[2ndHans]

you are sick and not a expert that would hurt the cat if i ever see you im going to beat you up

[boehmi011]

@2ndHans you don't get that this is just comedy, do you?

[2ndHans]

@boehmi011 i know its a joke not a verry good one. its really horrifying and sick. i wouldn't laugh at anothers pain

[Nmason78]

@2ndHans Um, you understand that that's phyically impossible anyway, so what the fuck are so worried about?

[The737NGdude]

How do you make antimatter? Should I use a goat for that?

[wolf481]

Damn i almost laughed so loud my uncle woke up, "The alternate method is to take a turkey baster, and fill it with anti-matter."

[stawaz]

eHow do you catch a mermaid?

[sammy1615]

why "eHow"??? o_O

[CorvetteBG]

eHow do i fart?

[gamer7916]

how bout i stick dark matter to a hooker so i can teleport, AND get laid

[trondy89]

magnets bro, magnets.

[TheScornOfRunescape]

I can't believe no one has asked this, what will happen if i add the AntiMatter to my goat's anus?

[forrestgumby]

Does it matter if the cat is a house cat or a tiger? I was going to sneak into the white tiger cage at Siegfried and Roy's, and insert the antimatter into the tiger's anus.

[xxtwaciexx]

@forrestgumby over achiever

[Azumongo]

My cat got worms. So, do I still have to create all that expensive anti-matter or is her anus wormhole-y enough already ?

[RobertCrozier123]

how do you make from milk.......... with a goat hahahahahahahhahahaha

[davebuster]

is this a joke ?

[MRrobotoe]

@davebuster Yes...

Obviously...

[LegendaryBlade]

@davebuster No

[gawbagecan]

WHY ISN'T THIS MOAR POPULAR!!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

[BinklePlease]

Poor cat.

[mattafields]

how do i teleport one my own my dog can teleport without anything

[HugeK]

eHow do you know all this stuff?

[mattafields]

@HugeK hes a expert

[Zebrakindom]

search ehow..this is the first video... youtube is figuring it out

[Echosting]

but anti matter when exposed to our natural matter begins to deform it greatly how do i stop this unstable reaction?

[aaronstabury]

Will a lion work as well?

[twitchster77]

this guy is a serious comedic genius.

makes me sad his videos don't all have millions of views.

[Bunnythebunnytv]

Hey Hal Vampires are roaming my house eHow do I kill them with only using a fork?

[thepurplecrystalz]

@Bunnythebunnytv i'm an apprentice expert. you can only kill one with wooden stakes. sorry. but you can also use toothpicks to kill then and if you don't have any wooden stake-like things just use anything made of woos that is pointy.

[Bunnythebunnytv]

@thepurplecrystalz No...

[thepurplecrystalz]

@Bunnythebunnytv yes. *nods*

[RottenRroses]

I have no dark matter at hand, can I use unicorn vinegar instead?

[reprovo]

eHow do you get a cheap ticket to fly somewhere (no particular destination)? Thankyou.

[davecarldude]

that didn't help me one bit. my time machine is in repair and the supermarket gave me dishwashing liquid when i asked for anti matter.

[knighthawk92]

were the hell do u get that hahaha

[Claizen]

Lol the 'related' questions

[Zebrakindom]

0:41 cat's anus divided by 0

[12lubcows12]

LOL with a goat..thanks

[gamernoobX]

13 people tried this and got sucked into there cats ass :o

[paladinswrath]

ehow do I stop murlocs from invading my bathtub?

[Bigpineapple]

This is the funniest thing i've seen in MONTHS. I love the stuff with Hal...Great character!

[Chalupapie]

I did to my dog and the exit to the teleporter is in the ocean and now water is shooting out of my dogs anus. How do I fix this?

[assoneS1]

teletubbies , and cans of tomato /pickles started to erupt from my cats anus

what did i do wrong?

[TheWisher182]

you are my hero.

[cheshirecatsaira]

..... "with a goat......" LMAO

[travelerman3]

I did it to my cat and used too much, now i have no home and my cat seems to be attracted to me, what do i do?

[wasd93]

haahahahahha "...With a goat" :D

That pause just builds up the tension, brilliant

[thepurplecrystalz]

hey hal how do you stop twi'leks from sneaking into your house and stealing your gamecube games? because i can't find wind waker anywhere.

[ACSD]

Hey Hal, eHow to Make a Orc stop rampaging in my room and always making it messy?

[Zanmatt2g]

How do I remove the tele port from my cat's butt? This is getting out of control. 

[zackdaripr]

why does antimatter have to be so damn expensive!!!!

[Helldiv3rr]

I rofl'd

[Supersecretfilms]

I am not joking,hal thompson is EXACTLY like my old math teacher.

[CptKaboose]

I accidentally used a human to teleport. How do I undo this?

[CaptainPositron]

Where is the picture at 3:34 from?

[lordwouter7]

@CaptainPositron A crappy game.

[Dreznin]

Hey Hal,

Can you identify the videogame that the picture at 0:35 is from? If you can, my next question is do you play it?

[Iseeisees]

It's actually called Telekinetic portation. Or as other people would say: Thing that go swoosh!

[likaner1]

how can u get antimatter?

[tikifreakazoid]

What if you don't have any Tom Hanks to save you from the antimatter exploding after use?

[CamramanIdoitCIA]

omg friggen hilarous

[MovieGremlins]

i couldn't stop laughing

[yutzwagon2]

I love all your props... especially the tapestry and bottles and the books... I guess that's almost all of them really...

[Templarium]

LOL

[dranoel1963]

hahahah wow lol

[Olegofrenov]

Чё за дятел, чё он сказал?

[PrivateRyan101st]

I love these eHow videos. They're funny.

[pityisz]

with a goat ROFL

[rexplosi0n]

What if I divided by zero and opened a wormhole, and dumped the antimatter in it?

[gowrishan]

wow Hal, a bit early to be dropping sync's dude...

[popdognine]

YESSSSSSSS WITH A GOAT

[H3LLK3RN]

I dont have a pet, what should I do?

[TheVideomaker1234]

PERVER

[Hyruku12]

Hey, Hal, if your cat turns into a giant cat crab mix how do you stop it?

[GreatmageXx]

Hey my cat is now a shoggoth, should i eat him with a spoon?

[Necro6662]

My cat keeps making cat now i think i did it wrong

[mrawsomepants355]

I don't have a cat can I put the antimatter in my dogs anus?

[blamesociety2]

@mrawsomepants355 Yes but it will be more unstable.

[videogamenostalgia]

@blamesociety2 Will typing the world 'Google' into Google produce the same results?

[jesse0660]

@mrawsomepants355 No that won't work you idiot! You could doom us all!

[mrawsomepants355]

@jesse0660 Hal said it would so I trust him more.

[raizr]

@mrawsomepants355 Yeah, that just HAD to be said, didn't it?

Also, I would not recommend that shit, dude. Your dog might not be a dog for too long if you do that.

[TheSuperloveable]

are fairies always gay?

[vicnedel02]

What kind of goat? Farm goat or mountain goat? Black or white, horned or not horned? Is there a difference? Is it possible to make frog milk with a sheep or a lama?

[UndeadSn1per]

can you use plutonium as a substitute for the anti-matter? antimatter is kind of hard to find -.-

[BringerOfTheTruth]

"And i'm an expert.(waving hand explanatory at stuff on table)" LOL !!

[grayfoxs64]

its easy just blend a frog takes its remains and then scoop it out to the milk carton then chop off the goats legs take them and shove it in the carton :)

[DannyDangerPro]

Where is Your Shop!? In a basement!? How do I Visit you! Oh Wise one from eHow Land.

[kaoticvideo]

i love your new show!

[SkullCreap]

hahah

[TheGreatYellow]

How do you make frog milk. With a goat.

[LemonatoR32]

eHow do i shot web?

[uudo]

Hey Hal, eHow do I capture a muppet?

[crocss300]

how can I stop the borthlon from eating all my ice cream?

[mirokumasta]

my anti matter supply is a little low, any other way?

[AbePacko12]

I did this to my cat... My balls are now a river of blood.

[blamesociety2]

@AbePacko12 That'll happen.

[DCdabest]

@blamesociety2

then why didnt you tack a disclaimer on the end of the segment. he can sue you now...

[shingolio]

@AbePacko12 not enough anti matter bud

[foititis]

Great series

[SuperMhancock]

how do i stop leprechauns from stealing my gold

[CssHDmonster]

poor cat

[hilloty]

hal, how do you get rid of a hydra in your basement?

[dalekcaan4]

hey Hal, how do i stop daleks from stealing my fake beards?

[mirokumasta]

@dalekcaan4

EXTERMINATE!

[PUPPYKICKER111]

How to I turn the antimatter in my bathtub into matter?

[WiseHagbard]

How do you eat insects, or other animals?

[SuperDookieness6000]

use a goat for frog milk lol

[lars517]

How can I believe it's not butter?

[TheStickywaffle]

@lars517 You can't only chuck norris can

[kreugerpranka]

@TheStickywaffle Bruce Campbell can...

[Y0UTUB3P00P3R]

@lars517 eHow can I believe it IS butter? **

[bensongardner]

Thank you Hal

[mayrooo1]

how do i stop making goblins and lepricauns from reproducing and creating anoying gobcaun babies

[imcool0213]

with a goat

[sifsclubber]

love this guy.

[Byzial]

Im afraid some innocent kid who watches this, may try to make a portal with his cat... *glup* =S

I said innocent kid... correction the cat would be the innocent one in this case...

KIDS DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME...AND NEITHER IN THE STREETS...

[Rokusi666]

@Byzial If that kid has access to anti-matter we may have a bigger problem on our hands

[KungaTV]

eHow do i catch a construcsionworker?

[UT3MONTAGE]

poor cat

[Unit403]

Hal, how do i convince my parents to summon a demonic flesh eater from the Netherworld?

[imcool0213]

i love these videos !!!

[someneatname]

Hey Hal, how do I resurrect dead people? I need a friend.

[KraasainaaZekje]

"How do you make frog milk?"

".....with a goat"

[voicetube]

Oh hell yeah!!! GENIUS!!!!

[velisica]

Well, I suppose I could let the bodies drain a little before I seal them within the walls... yes, and that would keep it from seeping through the drywall, thank you!

[LieutenantFish]

Hmm, it's been a while since I cleaned the turkey waster.

[BlissfulMelancholy]

How do I become a walrus?

[Drsatan9]

ROFL

[DarthGeek7790]

A goat, its so obvious!

[Madisonmofo]

Hal, how do I decide which class I should play in my upcoming Dungeons and Dragons campaign?

[GIGGERAX]

Dear hal, how do I play a musical instrument?

[MrRalexanderb]

haha

[Warriors5252410]

How do I make sure that my plush toys won't kill me tonight?

[velisica]

eHow do I change the color of my carpet without changing out my carpet?