I loved this video. The spastic energy of rhythmic motions of the gamer, the avatar, the joystick, with the same impulse as the soundtrack. I watched it ten times in one sitting.
I continued to come back, to watch it again. I was missing something. There had to be some message here besides the pure awesomeness.
Then, on the 20th viewing, something lifted the veil and my eyes read "Masturbation Hero" for the first time.
As with Greenday's "Longview," the revelation only makes me love it more.
Did you know that you're probably going to die having never accomplished anything worthwhile and that your nastiness towards other people is very obviously a sad, sad, sad attempt to make yourself seem, in some tiny way, a little bit relevant? This comment you're reading is where you peak. This is the most meaningful you will ever be to the world around you, Albert. You will reach thirty having accomplished nothing, then forty, then fifty. Every birthday sneaking up on you, and nothing to show.
Hahaha, yes, you laugh all the way to obscurity, all the way to the grave. Never for a second wondering what it all means. Never making sense of the world around you until that world ruins you.
@albrot I kind of agree. It's just like when people make 90% of their social networking photos at obscure angles with black and white filters because they really would like any better without those. But then when you mention it to them they go NUH UH U DON NO ME GET A LIFE FAGIT
Thanks. The general idea behind that was all from Tim Rogers' suggestions, I put in the first half just to try and give the button itself some context.
Holy crap! You should've filmed it. Then you'd have a video of you beating off to a video of me pretending to pretend to beat off to a video game about beating off, and best of all, the video game character doesn't have a penis, so he's just pretending to beat off, too. It'd be like if they made a movie based on Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, and then made a game based on that movie.
Wtf
krypt0ne1 11 months ago
My god you have foreseen kinect
onotoley12345 1 year ago
I loved this video. The spastic energy of rhythmic motions of the gamer, the avatar, the joystick, with the same impulse as the soundtrack. I watched it ten times in one sitting.
I continued to come back, to watch it again. I was missing something. There had to be some message here besides the pure awesomeness.
Then, on the 20th viewing, something lifted the veil and my eyes read "Masturbation Hero" for the first time.
As with Greenday's "Longview," the revelation only makes me love it more.
BeatlesU2 1 year ago
sublimnal?
hiphoplivs 1 year ago
action button dot net, joy division and masturbation, three of my favorite things
qwertyuiop78945612 1 year ago
Has a nice 90's style to it.
20eric07 1 year ago
Gotta say, that was a pretty amazing video.
TokkotPlus 3 years ago 3
hey what's the name of the song up to 1:03?
deetak 3 years ago
Digital, by Joy Division. The other song is Riffman, by Zazen Boys.
harlockhero 3 years ago
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deetak 3 years ago
DID YOU KNOW: The threshold filter does not make your videos better or more interesting.
albrot 3 years ago
Did you know that you're probably going to die having never accomplished anything worthwhile and that your nastiness towards other people is very obviously a sad, sad, sad attempt to make yourself seem, in some tiny way, a little bit relevant? This comment you're reading is where you peak. This is the most meaningful you will ever be to the world around you, Albert. You will reach thirty having accomplished nothing, then forty, then fifty. Every birthday sneaking up on you, and nothing to show.
PROTECTMAN1138 3 years ago
lol
albrot 3 years ago
Hahaha, yes, you laugh all the way to obscurity, all the way to the grave. Never for a second wondering what it all means. Never making sense of the world around you until that world ruins you.
PROTECTMAN1138 3 years ago
vote ron paul
albrot 3 years ago
You're... kind of over the top there, aren't you? Jeeeeeez.
RappingNinja 1 year ago
@PROTECTMAN1138 you're an idiot sheep sucked into the Rodgers cult. I bet albrot will have a great life
saladshootavvv 1 year ago
@albrot I kind of agree. It's just like when people make 90% of their social networking photos at obscure angles with black and white filters because they really would like any better without those. But then when you mention it to them they go NUH UH U DON NO ME GET A LIFE FAGIT
TofuTehSurvivor 1 year ago
Nicely said. Lol.
RappingNinja 1 year ago
Everything from 1:00 onward is amazing.
Flackon 4 years ago
Thanks. The general idea behind that was all from Tim Rogers' suggestions, I put in the first half just to try and give the button itself some context.
GilbertSmith 4 years ago
disappointed there was no beating off to Zazen Boys over here
digi7 4 years ago
lulz
ninjacurby 4 years ago
I beat off to this :)
eeemmecks 4 years ago
Holy crap! You should've filmed it. Then you'd have a video of you beating off to a video of me pretending to pretend to beat off to a video game about beating off, and best of all, the video game character doesn't have a penis, so he's just pretending to beat off, too. It'd be like if they made a movie based on Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, and then made a game based on that movie.
GilbertSmith 4 years ago 8
what are you talking about?
eeemmecks 4 years ago
Doing this right
now.
krabjuice 4 years ago
@GilbertSmith yo dawg we heard you like beating off....
AllTheRaindrops 6 months ago
The Nintendo Wii finally gets its video game.
skuggers 4 years ago
Rodgers and Parker are geniuses. Check this site out.
delrose21 4 years ago
But...I...the...it's...
damn.
Brock2097 4 years ago
fuck yeah
mistertoups 4 years ago
lmao, awesome
OrangeKubrick 4 years ago
I would fucking destroy that game.
voodoocrispy 4 years ago