NewsBusted 6/17/08

[jhlagado]

lame

[quetou]

It's obvious what McCain is doing with Sarah Palin. The biggest political shift in the history of this country came about when DW Griffith showcased Birth of a Nation. In it, newly elected black politicians were the bad guys out to detroy white women and run the country, while the KKK came in to save the day. Woodrow Wilson called it the best movie in his lifetime.

Today, the Grand White Party plays the klan, Sarah Palin is the lowly white woman & Barack is out to attack her. Same story!

[TMorrowAZ]

Okay, Evel Knievel on his best day couldn't have handled a leap like that.

Seriously, the Klan/Nazi comparisons and Republicans-are-racists crap were old eight years ago.

[quetou]

No leap, Go to a klan rally, its all white. The Republican National Convention...practically "all-white". There is no leap! Its plain as day!

[TMorrowAZ]

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[JustSomeGuy77]

Maybe it's like that because retards like you are telling everyone we're racists without evidence or reason. Ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy? I'm conservative, and I have many black friends. How many white friends do you have?

[quetou]

Jesus Christ, I dont have to tell it. You prove it! Everyday! If i didnt say a word, America would still see what we expect to see from you people. How many white friends do I have? My family is white! My children are half white! We all support the man that draws all kinds of crowds, not just the all white ones! Devil!

[JustSomeGuy77]

You are so hateful. Bigotry and racism go hand-in-hand. It's all about assuming you know someone from what they believe. I am proving it every day with the way I act and live. Btw, when you start calling someone you don't know "devil," you know you've hit rock bottom of the open-mindedness scale.

[quetou]

I call 'em like I see 'em. I'm certainly not going to call someone with such racial animus and hatred a "saint." White people have been giving 'sainthood" to bigots for far too long. It's about time your truth was exposed. If name calling is going to make you feel better about my "outing" you and your kind, I do not fear or worry. I am in company. And the Lord said that the "truth" shall set you free. I am more than free.

[JustSomeGuy77]

You don't have to call them a saint. You don't even have to like them. They are just as imperfect as you are. The Lord also said to "love thy neighbor as thyself," and to "love thy enemies." Don't try to twist one Bible verse to suit your viewpoint of reality. Just the fact that it is "white people" who do all wrong and racism in your viewpoint is evidence of the fact that racial hate is blinding you and forcing you to tar millions with the same brush. You don't even know what "my kind" is.

[quetou]

Everything you said is true, and I do have love for my enemies I always have. It's not my "viewpoint" that has me blinded however. its HISTORY and the very acts that have been committed by my enemy. The inherent evil nature that i have to pray for everyday is not built out of mind, but out of your legacy!

Of course I know "Your Kind". We were taught to assimilate liek you, not the other way around. Our hate is born of you! We are the hate that hate produced!

[JustSomeGuy77]

And what are you doing to try and change your hate? I don't hate you. I don't know anyone who would. I also think that some might hate you because you hate them, making it a very vicious cycle.

[quetou]

I'm not trying to change your hate. I am only doing what the great black men of God have done....expose it. I want to expose it so the truth can be set free. No more hiding who you are. I want all to see the legacy of evil and hatred. Maybe it will not be repeated? I dont hate anyone, but I can see how white hate has manifested itself into black rage. Its funny to see how the angry cat chases the mouse but the mouse eventually gets blammed for despising the cat?

[JustSomeGuy77]

I've already told you I don't hate you. Would you blame all white people today for the hate that happened decades ago? I have no legacy of hatred.

[quetou]

If they continue to act like decades ago, sure!

[JustSomeGuy77]

"If" being the main word in that phrase. I've said all I can on this subject.

[quetou]

On blogs, online, in chat rooms, on opinion boards and when the national media is not looking, an overwhelming number of white conservatives echo the sentiment and ideology of America 75 years ago and beyond. White America's treatment and history of its minorities and its poor is pure evil. If Obama wins, it does not mean America is not racist, it simply means democrats are not racist. The RNC looked like a Klan rally and I'm still waiting for someone to define "real American"

[Shargrailar]

@quetou Until hate stops on both sides this is a moot point, justifying it for either side breeds its continuation.

[JustSomeGuy77]

And what are you doing to try and change your hate? I don't hate you. I don't know anyone who would. I also think that some might hate you because you hate them, making it a very vicious cycle.

[somuch4freedom]

andy is funny

[johnmcfarm]

Super video! Thanks again for bringing humor to America!

[grossepointemichigan]

The U2 "pretentious lyrics" comment made me laugh out loud!

[FatherChrismas]

There was nothing in this vid that was even slightly funny—or even interesting.

[ka7krz]

Are you DEAF or just prejudist?

[stringanime]

Funny stuff.

Obama = Pro choice = Pro Abortion = Pro Murder.

[pneugass]

Isn't this supposed to be funny?

It's lame!

[mayej]

RON PAUL 2008!!

(oops, there I go with that whole Liberty and real change thing again)

[aggiematt86]

If liberty means limiting our government so much that it can barely function due to a lack of any sufficient amount of agencies and departments, then yes, that's liberty. It's also called anarchy, and Ron Paul is very close to being an anarchist (he's a Libertarian, that's close enough).

[mayej]

Yes, limit govt. I'm the kind of person that doesn't mind putting on my 'big boy boots' and doing the work myself instead of having someone do it for me, when it's done for you, they usually end up telling you what to do.

I'd rather be known as a sheep herder than a sheep.

[usa816]

Terrible comedy. I didn't realize Conservatives are funny.

[librophile]

Who amongst you was sharp enough to notice that this boring airhead cuntservative is the SAME GAL who played the T-shirt wearing "Obama's Girl" on Saturday Night Live?

Just to prove that like McCain, she doesn't hesitate to flip-flop her belief and position...for some cash. Republicans ... what did you expect?!!

[mykol13v]

No, it wasn't about Conservatives, it was about liberalism, liberals and Democrats. You may have been the butt of the jokes (see last one) so I can see why it concerns you so much. Obama girl is paid to do it for a website and SNL is a national phenom. I bet one night's viewing numbers could match all the hits Obama girl got all year long. It's about hitting the sweet spot, sorry you missed it.

[jamonit313]

wow libz are so full of hate i love when you show your true colors. Funny stuff, laugh a little liberal shemale

[b5564]

couldnt they get at least someone who knows how to tell a joke to do this?

[SisyphusOne]

Nice episode !!

[dudeboyboydude]

this is just.................not funny

[pwf2412]

i would agree with your screen name. insane pretty well sums it up.

[newsbustedcannedlaff]

Wow! Great viewer stats... for a fucking fraud. Ripped off show open and canned laughter.

Figures you have to cheat. Just like every other loser republican idiot.

[pwf2412]

lol, how sad, your life revolves around a conservative video series. your original idea is to copy newsbusted. you have a sad and pathetic life.

[pwf2412]

tell me when you reach 5000 subscriptions and when one of your vids gets over 100,000 hits.

[upabittoolate]

some of these jokes are very good. rather, some of these jokes are smart & make a solid attempt at irony. BUT, that canned laughter sucks the sweat off dead men's balls....but that's just my opinion. don't get so uptight with these stuffy, chauvinists, that's not a good use of energy

[nativethoughts]

I personally like the canned laughter. It adds a good affect to the show. Plus, some of the best shows on TV had canned laughter. Plus, I'm sure if they had a huge studio, with actual real people...that they would get rid of the "canned laughter". But, until then...just enjoy.

[upabittoolate]

perhaps. but just because they do it on tv doesnt make it okay. i guess what im saying is that the canned laughter is kinda trying to tell us to laugh when the joke should cause a laugh all by itself. i dont agree with the politics at all but humor is salvageable. my problem here is that the jokes arent well written

[newsbustedcannedlaff]

Kinda like saying George W. Bush isn't a moron. It doesn't work. And the "jokes" suck ass. They're about as good as W.'s promise to Get Osama Bin Ladden.

Republicans- the party for the mentally deficient and the terminally unfunny.

That reminds me, how 'bout that piece of shit Fox had on for a couple of days, "The Half Assed News Hour" or some such lame ass crap.

These shows suck, but like all Republicans, you're too damn stupid to realize it.

TAKE OUT THE LAUGH TRACK IF YOU"RE NOT A PUSSY,

[nativethoughts]

Yes, I understand what your saying.

[illegalsout]

her boobs seem bigger in this video did she get the implants? shes funny i get these jokes

[45pandas]

oh man. i would like to make fun of this, really i would. but i just cant bring myself to do it. it would be sort of like starting a fight with a crippled toddler.

ill just say its ridiculously not funny.

[pcorn915]

shes such a stupid whore

[pwf2412]

and you are a lib bigot

[BILLdY09]

Low budget comedy

[BLESSEDone333]

Hey your hair looks good and the jokes were pretty good

[sonicmonkprod]

Some of these comments just proves to me that we have alot of angry Americans(mostly left-wingers) in our presence. More proof that we as a nation, are slowly self-destructing from the inside.

[LPcustom76]

sore leftists provide further entertainment.

[gosciu555]

its not left or right that matters, its class. Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner have much more in common than either of them with their audience. they are both oligarchs. besides this whole so called "conservative/liberal" divide exists mostly on television. the real divide is the oligarchs vs the ppl. these ppl are shameless in assaulting us with this divide and conquer crap. we should have the regulate the stuff that goes on the air. we have a right to know what goes on behind the scenes.

[temply123]

I love Taco Bell!

[ringo6921]

There is nothing more pathetic than a faggot liberal cocksucking anti-American with no sense of humor.

[metz270]

SNORE. What a poor excuse for comedy.

[nilbud]

Fucking stupid republican liar cunt

[pwf2412]

and what a creative use of the english language, your mother must be so proud.

[nilbud]

Your mother must be a fucking halfwit drooling inbred vegetable but I wouldn't mention the horrible sow because it would be impolite. It's a pity you're so uneducated, it means you can't understand very much and even then you're never sure if you got it right. Ha ha ha you thick penniless fearful savage.

[pwf2412]

lol, a liberal atempt at humour. amusing. not funny, but amusing.

lol, who am i kidding, you are an uncouth idiot, who only knows how to attack people. I would guess this comes from the fact that all of your friends are known to you only by screen names because you have not left your moms basement in 30 years.

[nilbud]

Snort away you fucking moron, dredge up your mass produced fears and trot them out. You dumb fucking bastard. Bleating away like a lobotomised Rush Limbaugh, liberal dur left wing garh you don't know what the terms mean you substandard cretin. Go hide in your poorly built tract housing the black helicopters are coming. Don't forget to pray to jebus to save you from the muslims as your shitty bland musak plays in the background. You should know Talledega Nights was not a documentary.

[pwf2412]

lol, stupidity is so amusing. I don't believe I have laughed as much as I have at the level of stupidity you have posted. turns out you are nothing more than a hate filled, bigotted, moron.

[nilbud]

Look here microbrain you're the hate filled moron honking out words you don't understand, frightened of everything and everyone, trying desperately to find friends to help you hate all those enemies. You hate the Mexicans, the French, Muslims, the Um-Bongos, anyone you're told to. Your poisonous grubby little worldview is revolting. So keep laughing like a drain at things you don't understand you horrible little freak.

[pwf2412]

lmao. it just gets better and better. keep it up.

I honestly thought you couldn't be more stupid, but I was wrong. lol

It's like listening to an angry, spoiled, not too bright child. They make you a little mad at what they are saying , but it is funny too. because you hear this little child parroting what they have been taught, but not understanding what they are saying.

funny like listening to a 3 year old cursing. it's just sooo damn funny. like listening to you.

keep it up. lol

[nilbud]

I don't think so, it's a bit like kicking a cabbage. It's a pity you can't understand what I'm saying. Leave the 3 year olds alone, that's a crime and the judge didn't like it the last time you were caught. Now let that be a lesson to you and don't bother your betters again.

[pwf2412]

trust me, when i meet my betters I am very respectful. luckily, in you, I have not met anything close to my better.

A sad pathetic attempt by you to appear intelligent, but failing horribly.

like I said, amusing and irritating, but mostly sad.

[TiminPhoenix]

One of the best written ones yet.

[StantheMarsh]

fail...

[X4SleepyMaloX4]

that busted girl can't handle taco bell

[thibault08]

you know what is funny more not all of the 9/11 hijackers on that picture of yours are dead....fucking conservatives

and im not joking not all of the officially accused hijackers were actually dead and still are not because they werent involved in it

[pwf2412]

let me guess, you believe they terrorists only did what they did, because America, brought it on themselves because of our failed foreign policies with the middle east and our friendship with the zionists? am i close? do you believe that the 3000 americans deserved to die on 9-11? save your rants and theories for your lib friends

[thibault08]

ya cause we only had millitary bases in places that did not want us around well before 9-11, im talking about Saudi Arabia if your narrow minded conservative brain does not know that...

we saw the signs but bush was to busy playing golf and cheney was probably shooting some texas lawyer in the face with a shotgun

[pwf2412]

glad to see, you have placed yourself firmly with the terrorists. how many Americans do you believe deserve to die? what is a good number to make up for the fact that we have a military base in a foreighn nation we have treaties with? 3000? 5000? 25000? maybe a million, how many dead Americans would make you happy?

[thibault08]

im sorry i am not the conservative swimming in oil in Iraq

you know what would make me happy... teaching people that treaties do not mean shit, and the only reason why saudi arabia is "allied" with us is because it is in their economic interest that we leave them alone

why am i now on the terrorist side lol i thought you conservatives though we lefters were a bunch of giddy tree hugging hippies

[pwf2412]

only the slightly less dangerous ones, you seem to be of the breed of "leftie" who feels America got what it deserved and more should happen to it. You live here and yet you hate America and what it stands for.

[thibault08]

look i dont hate america, i have a least one relative who fought for america starting with the revolutionary war for our countries independence, if you have every talked with a vet of either the iraqi war or the afgan war you would realize why i vehemently hate bush and his administration and both wars

[pwf2412]

I have talked and do talk with soldiers serving in Iraq and Afganastan. I come from a military family, and many of my friends are serving now. and what I hear from them, people who are there now and have been in the last 3 years is just the opppisite of the crap you are spewing. We are loved by the people, they do NOTwant us to leave yet, they are just now feeling safe. they are getting thier lifes back and every soldire I talk with has told me this from both Iraq and Afganastan

[pwf2412]

what conservative is swimming in iraq oil?

you seem to be slightly delusional. Oil production is up to or better than under Sadam and all of it is for the nation of Iraq, I don't know that we are getting any more oil from them now than before the war?

[thibault08]

american oil companies do drill in Iraq

[DrkElf79]

Sure they drill for oil, but it's for the Iraqis. We still pay $140 a barrel while they enjoy pennies for a gallon. Blood for oil or not, we should be getting free gas from them as an allowance for our services.

[thibault08]

no, private oil companies drill for oil and sell it world wide, now the iraqis do not get free oil they get free 400 pound bombs dropped on their heads. even if they did get it for free they dont have cars all their shit is destroyed. now all you thick skulled morons should realize that we had no reason to go to iraq, but we have been trying to invade iraq for their oil in the early 1990 under bush senior and under clinton they almost got to invade.

[TheArkansasshuffle]

Retahded.

[bluepen169]

i dont get it, this is stupid.

[alhenyo001]

woo.shes so smart.luv ur jokes jodi!

[777profit]

JESUS is the only solution to what is COMING! Fasten your seatbelts boys and girls ITS GOING TO GET ROUGH!!!

[LesIieVanHouten]

sexy

[mrpettus]

CNN knows both sides, but only reports one.

[skwiddjergensen]

Haa ha she's still here! You go get'em Jodi! LUV the way you joke and smirk!

[Tscolaro1]

I like the taco bell joke but the u2 joke took it 2 far, im unsubscribing cuz of it

[ThatsmyYokoOno]

I'm just going to stop eating at Taco Bell. (wait I did that years ago)

[MALAKITITI42]

but it's the truth U2 is one of the most far left pretetious bands ever

[pwf2412]

what a shame.

buh bye

[squidb8]

I like the Taco Bell joke, Obamas new blog.

[basbavaa]

Thanks Jodi!

[Alague420]

shut up all of you she was telling the truth in a funny way. so fuck off!!! She was right on all of the topic's she chose.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama: The candidate of change. How is it then that his inner sanctum keeps getting more and more full of Clinton cronies and losers like Algore and John Kerry? He's just an empty suit front man for the usual suspects of the Democrat establishment.

[ThatsmyYokoOno]

Soros bought them all. The all worship at the international alter now.

[HaveYouHeard12432183]

^ : : : : SEE PROFILE : : : : : : :

[djmars1983]

Why shoud we?

[Atoyota]

correction the video cuts off at 1:41 in, and doesn't make it to 2:20

[Atoyota]

Ok it seems to cut itself short ar 2:20, this ones funny but not as good as the one before.

Love the jabs at the liberals, but was'nt too hot about the father's day joke (old joke)

[RemobaInc]

Good stuff:

watch?v=EyJNBek01Rc

[RemobaInc]

watch?v=EyJNBek01Rc

[williamscarlet]

The comments from liberals are so funny! They get all offended like this is so unfair! I mean, its not like there are any comedian news shows makeing cracks at concervatives right? lol get a life guys and laugh along...you know its funny ;)

[jtkirkfan2002]

The lib's melting down is as funny as the video. They get all offended because most of this stuff is true.

[zaamael]

and what if I, as a conservative, think she's not very funny :O

[TheTBagg]

Then you get to go click on another video that you may find more entertaining. Just like the rest of us conservatives.

[pwf2412]

lol, then don't watch it.

see how simple that is?

[18bites]

actually, i seem to be the only 'liberal' loser watching this. i love how 'conservatives' need to feel like they're being attacked when there's what one negative comment here. again, it's so bad that it's enjoyable.

[pwf2412]

lol, the "only" one.

you should read more than just the first page of comments. Then you might not have made such a silly statement.

But you're a lib...so silly statements are what you do best

[zaamael]

the trouble is most people here will respond to any negative comment with some vague comment against liberals.....I'll never understand why people insist on declaring themselves on ones side or the other when it just makes everyone look stupid. I've never met anyone without liberal views, and ive never met anyone without conservative views. My views lean towards the conservative side so does that mean I always have to stand with other conervatives? even when they're being very dumb?

[atlanticairceo]

this is the stupidest and probably most biased news that i've ever seen in my entire life. these people need to get a life. there's a reason they don't have real jobs, like on a real news network. maybe fox will hire them though!

[pimpdalyrical]

You must get your news from "The Daily Show." You know, where there was apparently no news happening for the two plus weeks the writer's strike was going on?

[jtkirkfan2002]

This isn't news. It's news-based comedy. I thought liberals were supposed to be the smartest people in the room.

[pwf2412]

no, they just think they are. if they weren't so dangerous, they would be freakin funny.

[seanrobins]

Then you obviously haven't gotten your daily dose of CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, PMSNBC, New York Times, WashPost, LA Times.... (Need I continue???)

[pwf2412]

lol, "news"

dimwit, it's called comedy. get a dictionary and then get a clue

[painter2k]

so very unfunny. a dry wit might like it.

[stevenewyork]

I agree with angle of punches here, but they definately need professional writers.

[DonnieHoffmann]

Uhm... was this really meant to be funny? I didn't laugh once..

[locboxx]

thats because ur a liberal

[dom318]

good one

[cplkv20208]

Love it , keep it up, humor is great for the soul...

[rldavis1959]

Somehow I keep missing the last minute; right after the mention of U2, it skips to the end.

[yet2befoundbmb]

rldavis 1959- same!

[TylerNull]

"... liberal AND radical." -- PERFECT!

[MartySchrader]

Hmm. This isn't really funny. I'd laugh if it was, but this garbage sounds like Fox News trying for a punchline.

[AMK2400]

Whats so funy "NOTHING"

[saltythebear]

You are pathetic.

[mattlopezvegas]

Not funny

[goright23]

I love this show. What I love more however are the lib-fems that watch every episode and the write lame comments about what a waste of time it was watching it. It's obviously striking a chord out there...keep it up.

[18bites]

i'm watching it because it's like a really slow and boring car crash. i can't help but laugh in a way unintended by the producers. it's god awful and not the funny in the slightest which also makes it completely inoffensive.

[Macbeagle]

Once again, an excellent work.

[KojachBaumherr]

what is this shit? this "news" is fucking weeks old, you might as well talk about reagan calling himself a donut

[sakahowdah]

All I know is, I'd like to make like a fabric softener and snuggle with Jodi.

[bpruett282]

Again...awesome. Drives the radical population nuts!

[alexofsyrr]

This one was eh... the Kmart joke was pretty good. The Obama one was ok. Wasn't crazy about the rest.

Still love Newsbusted though!

[belnumcree]

Loved the rumor website. :D Classic

[CowNamedCookies]

lol awsome

[HalfLucky]

haha, funny stuff 5/5!!

[TravisTCleveland]

Great Webisode. 5 Stars.

[Robert697]

Interesting how Obama's web site doesn't try to debunk the "terrorist ties" rumors.

[TylerNull]

To hell with "ties" and theories, can't the press simply ask the man how his Muslim heritage, family, culture, and upbringing afftect his views and politics?

The cultures of Kenya/Indonesia include slavery, honor killings. Tribal hatreds and bigotry are entirely acceptable there.

Why is the entire subject, of how all this affects Obama's thinking today, taboo?

[pimpdalyrical]

Right on man!

[Robert697]

I have no issue with his Muslim heritage. My issue is his ties within the past 10 or 13 years with people like William Ayers, and most recently, the communist terrorist group, the FARC.

People can change from the time they were growing up to adulthood. Heck, I did a complete 180 on Bush just last year when my eyes were opened by Ron Paul. But Obama refuses to cut ties with Ayers, and he was starting secret talks with FARC before the leadership died in March. That's my beef.

[TylerNull]

All would be valid questions.

My point regarding his heritage is that, rather than presume he's done a "180" on all that is inherent in Islamic culture (tribalism, slavery, etc.), why not ASK the man. You know, have the journalists do their job.

Whether or not you have an issue with his heritage, Obama worshipped for 20yrs at the kill-whitey church & is a spawn of the Daley Machine (Ayers, et al). That suggests HE has problems with US; suggests he has NOT done a "180".

[18bites]

spawn of the daley machine? that would also make him a member of the kill-blackie machine then.

[TylerNull]

I'm not the one that "made" Obama join the Dem's Daley Machine of Chicago; that had Obama annointed into Democrat politics at the home of Bill Ayers in Chicago; that "made" Obama hold his wedding reception at Bill Ayers home. Why blame his stench on me?

Also, the Democrat's KKK (kill-blackie) and their Daley Machine are an odd mix. Why would you suggest otherwise?

[seanrobins]

I wouldn't cite to Looney/Looser Ron Paul to illustrate how a clearer head can prevail over he passage of time.....

[Robert697]

"Looney/Looser" would be your opinion. And sadly, you'd also have to label every man who signed the US Constitution the same.

So, since we're now labeling people, which are you? A communist, socialist or facist?

[seanrobins]

No, I would label myself a conservative and a strict constructionist. That still does not save Ron Paul from being a nut. (Sorry)

[Robert697]

Hmm .. strict constructionist .. and you call Ron Paul a nut? After all the arguements about what "is" means, one would think a constructionist wouldn't want to admit to it.

So, in a "strict constructionist" point of view, what do you think Ron Paul is? A pecan, peanut, hazelnut, coconut, or what? Oh wait, peanuts are really roots, so I don't think they should be considered nuts.

[upabittoolate]

nice michelle obama joke, cnn joke was decent, nytimes joke was banal. kmart joke could have been done better. it's really time they mixed it up a little bit. there's more to comedy that henny youngman & lawrence welk jokes

[lukesmith07]

1!!!!!

[keta987]

2!!!