PWNED - PWNED #9 | Mass Effect 3, SSX, FIFA 12, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

[LeesDisplayName]

Whats up everyone? I just wanted to share a link to a video I made. Its called Modern Battlefield 3. You can click on my name to see it or use /watch?v=z64V6OUdfZM

I promise you its not a fanboy video saying that one game is better than the other. Please let me know what you think.

[Christmasman11]

I wanna be the guy with his arm round her :)

[TheUglyGofer]

wait, fifa is adding additional content for free ... doesnt sound like them at all

[Notmadenough]

Noticed Mass Effect guy didn't really say anything about any of the role playing. Just about weapon benches and skill trees. I liked these games less and less with each iteration, Loved the 1st, didn't care for the 2nd. Guessing I'm going to loathe the 3rd

[Ziplife]

They should have brought Brody back

[tonypotts]

It's SSX TRICKY!! 

[NinjaPigWorrier]

YESS SSX!!!

[EpicTitanSD]

Leicester! woop!! woop!!!

[GODof123WAR]

That guy sounds like the guy that does the gamesweasel reviews. It has to be him!

[theGravityGunner]

cant wait for mass effect 3 it will be GOY no question

[JuneAssassin21]

Thumbs up if you came here for fifa and mass effect

[phdotsco]

bitch get back in the kitchen

[MrKillthatcat]

blonde Shepard FTW! :L

[Tenshiyami13]

Tbh out of the Mass Effect series i prefered the Mass Effect 1 power system.....2 and a lack but made up for it through the evolution thing

[bomdelux]

I hate the fact I have to give EA money when I buy Mass Effect 3. Don't charge people for online use if they buy it preowned. Car manufacturers don't get paid again from used car sales, you are killing the industry by being greedy assholes.

[killerxdude]

SSX FTW!!

[LoLzZHDV4]

Don't read this because it actually works.You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life.Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.

However if you do not post this to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days.Now you've started reading this so don't stop.This is so scary put this

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[MrDannyRichie]

football is for fag's

[Ultragoon]

lol i love their faces xD

[MegaKrystal88]

soccer my dick! its football not sucker

[MattFoxington]

@NuggetBowl They are both English

[BraggoUK]

i take it with all the glory hunters united and barca will be top >.>

[okwudinka]

about the ssx did they bring back eddie

[goonxpeteerrr]

Hes a Leicester fan?! Get in.

[HeaavyFX]

She called it soccer because she was so excited to be out of the kitchen -.-

[TheEoj96]

@HeaavyFX lol that shit is funny! lol trolollololol

[TheBanksy565]

i saw it was 17 mins and crossed straight off ! FUCK THAT !

[TANGOSLAP]

thumbs up if you came here for sian welby

[69samking]

that moral thing in fifa will be really fucking annoying, but the transfer deadline will be awsome

[MrDubstepaholic]

lol fem shep wtf

[alhomework]

We wanted Kammy! :)

[RogueTea]

Did they really call this 'Pwned' oh dear.

[firegremln]

Skip to 9:18 for Mass Effect 3!

[SIXEIGHTZER0]

this was on the the front page and it was like ''whats new in fifa 12'' then a npicture of some space scene. i thought fifa was gonna be in space :(

[steve37533]

"we cant wait for everyone to play mass effect 3" RELEASE IT THEN!!!!!!!!!

[boosomentity]

Sian's awfully chummy with Matt, hmmm

[TheGingerLow]

Haha Kalou xD

[wantedlonewolf]

FUCK FIFA.... BUY A FOOTBALL YOU LAZY BASTARDS!

[KeepThemOut1]

Sian Welby...fit!

[zZvidsZz]

EVERY NEW FIFA JUST HAVE NEW PLAYERS AND A DIFFERENT BLOODY BUTTON CONFIGURATION !!!!! Thumbs up if you agree

[MattyMcGregor14]

@zZvidsZz FAIL!

[MrElliotmorris100]

i want the confrence on fifa

[Twitchbag]

@MrElliotmorris100 Me too.

[c0wpredator]

shes hot

[IVIrShmeh]

what time is fifa 12 at ?

[LJacombs]

I came for the girl !

[HDjohnson547]

1SUB AWAY FROM 385! CMON PLZ

[chiddy55]

wat does pwned mean?

[sellingfullwheat]

shes peng

[Uzii7]

9:32 Lol @ "Probe Away" ... rekindles memories or endless planet scanning...

[flyingbengaltiger]

im here for the blonde chick! shes blazing

[MoeRedArmy]

fifa 12 whooooooooooohooooooooo barca barca barca

[ACuriousName]

yes no andy gray on fifa 12 he pecks my head

subs 4 subs

[FishFenly]

QPR this is our season!!!

[ktothep1984]

thumbs up if you came here for her !!

[zakkyboy360]

Flagged for false advertising. HE-HE I'M SUCH A TROLL!!

[OriginalFatherGoose]

Thumbs up if you didnt come here for Mass Effect 3 but for Fifa 12

[TheAZSK]

LIVERPOOL ARE THE BEST!!!!!!

[DenKzrHD]

he looks like a jew

[MonkeyFishGB]

@DenKzrHD actually I have a Roman nose!

[BabestatiioN]

'what team do you support'

'liverpool!'

'oh well never mind'

[PleaseNeverDoThis]

LOOK AT ME! I'M A GIRL GAMER!

[saifnabiLFC4LIFE]

the fact that the guy supports liverpool made me subscribe to this go on the mighty liverpool this will be our season :)

[HeDothJest]

Mass Effect 3 stuff 9:15

[TheMac117]

Can anyone tell me why FIFA doesnt contain teams like Red Star Belgrade, Partizan etc. I know theyre from rubbish leagues but them themselves are big in Europe

[shocker10292]

SSX! Thank god its back!

[mrjimmythebean]

she calls Me3 a movie oh no

[Veteran94s]

I am Commander Shepherd so go FUCK yourself

[MH667]

I'm guessing it's only us Welsh that pronounces this show as "pooned"?! lmao!

[MisterNyaah]

All i hear is shit. Shit Shit Shit. Blarbing out of their mouths, annoying shit.

[lilDEXprods]

whats your favourate football team

enough about soccer

what huppens when a woman leaves the kitchen

[legendLilLew]

@lilDEXprods im sorry but how can you type 'U' instead of 'A'. If you had typed like 'S' or something i could understand but 'U' is all the way over the other side of the keyboard...anyway i liked your comment, Bye!

[Metallishred612]

...soccer?

[Devin6gw]

ssx3 and tricky were the best, every sequel has just fucked up

[LabrunaPerSempre]

she is really stupid to ask him what football team he supports then go says right thats enough from soccer

[headfirstdj]

Mess effect FTW.

Also Reckoning was a nice surprise with how deep of an rpg it looks o.0

[glennsibz]

did she say soccer? its football. FOOTBALL. fucking retarded american

[RobBrooksMusic]

@glennsibz True, but it's still men in shorts kicking a little ball around, so it's still gay

[manosherry]

@RobBrooksMusic Your gay



[RobBrooksMusic]

@manosherry Haha fair enough, but shhh don't tell them what we get up to manosherry...

[JonRossBrooker]

@glennsibz The really terrible thing is that she's english

[glennsibz]

@JonRossBrooker omg:O:O that is terrible

[JonRossBrooker]

@glennsibz When she called it soccer I died a little inside D:

[glennsibz]

@JonRossBrooker haha you legend

[halfpintgamescast]

SSX wants to be Tony hawk's series.

[levigibbons16]

expanding in other platforms W.T.F

///ONLY ON XBOX\\\

[ScoxPinG]

Fifa12 pre-order...cheeeeeeeers <3

[mythicgr66]

10 mins of BS for 7 mins of Pure Awesome

[NuggetBowl]

She sounds English... Why did she call it soccer?

[daleovdedead]

@NuggetBowl because americans watch too

[FlopsyDiggins]

@NuggetBowl Widely accepted name for football

[FrapsYou]

@NuggetBowl Got forced by redneck.

[b1gbird001]

@NuggetBowl because us Brits know that soccer is just footy... but if you say football to yanks, they think of egg-ball.

[FayleThrough]

@b1gbird001 everyone else in the world uses football. im confused

[CAMPIONJR]

fifa 12



[livefire856]

mass effect = simply epic

[qwerty2460123]

9:15 for mass effect

[GoreDepeche]

when she said probe away i just wanted to probe her ass

[Z3NDOGZ]

Screw mass effect, SSX all the way baby !

[kizzer134]

elderflour press = magic mushrooms lol

[ambassadorofpain1]

Why is Ferdinand always ridiculously fast in every fifa game? He's so slow in real life..

[bonusss1993]

SHE'S HOT

[xMasterDanx]

Mass Effect is shit.

[notgayguy222]

@xMasterDanx lol, and what game do you play? CoD? LOLOLOLOLOL!

[mike67098]

@xMasterDanx Stick it to the man!

[SovietFUR]

I watched for SSX.

[IgnitableBoar]

Simon ohhh yeah!

[IgnitableBoar]

Simon ohhh yeah!

[hussm1]

what new in fifa 12? NOTHING

[Ramaln]

@hussm1 New footballs?

[hussm1]

@Ramaln

lol yep and i forgot about the kits.

[andyynwa94]

Only the STUPID nerds skipped to Mass Effect 3!

[Lazzerus413]

Am here for SSX... yep :D Get over it... XP

[Lfc15Lad]

4:45 WOOOO

[MrPragmatism]

Fifa 12 starts at 1:11

Fuck off to all you ME3 fanboys - ur all a bunch of twats and thats coming from someone who has clocked both ME's.

[andyynwa94]

@MrPragmatism Yeah! They're little nerds!

[RiffRaff180]

mmm, sian welby

[woolo16]

Thumbs up if you're a Leicester fan too :P

[MrPragmatism]

@woolo16 "Thumbs up if you're a Leicester fan too :P"

Dont expect any thumbs up mmmkay??

[TheBobcatlover]

mass effect the movie? hell muthafuckin yes please!!!

[Rikkmaro]

Thumbs up if u skipped FIFA 12

[HydraReaper]

The only good thing about this show: All the interviews and stuff you get to know about the new games coming out

Bad things: Everything else.

[Ward217]

elderflower presse... you noob. its sparkling elderflower shit.

[1992kriss]

Thumbs up if you skiped fifa 12 bit!

[hazo2000]

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

dont like the art work....too cartoony, think i'll stick with skyrim when it comes out

[MrOpenGamer]

Thumbs up if you came here for Mass Effect 3!

[takeyourpillz]

@MrOpenGamer i came to see the blonde with the perky tits tbh

[LiverpoolLFCForLife]

@MrOpenGamer Thumps up if you came here for FIFA12!

[22bloodgod]

@LiverpoolLFCForLife FIFA12 is shit Mass Effect 3 is going to be epic



[Gaz07]

@22bloodgod your the stupidest person alive...FACT...How would you know?... ya mad cunt...niether game is out yet...TOOL!

[MrReasonFTW]

@22bloodgod FUCK YEAH!

[AcctNo4]

09:57- "Shepherd warned us they were coming. We didn't listen- we kept on fucking."

[Dodgy30]

So EA specifically chose NOT to speak to football players about their game which is what? Oh yeah, football.

That seems really smart. All the stuff he mentioned sounds shit, who gives a fuck about how many points Leicester fans got over a week, or where they are in a bullshit league table? Dickheads, make the fucking game better, players more responsive & realistic, referee's massively need sorting out, as do keepers. Manager mode is dreadful, they need to look at the Master League from PES5

[Dodgy30]

Roll on Mass Effect 3!!

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/watch?v=P8ghg23VNoM

[TheJORDANANDERSON]

Thumbs up if you only watched this for ssx

[lediadruid]

Forever more. Translate, until we release FIFA 13 and discontinue the support for 12.

[cobainskiller]

yeah mass effect 3

[shawyebkhan]

that guy is from gameweasel

[TARDISToby1996]

Thumbs Up If You Came For Anything But Fifa 12

[jamie007700]

im crying........ no not because my xbox got the red rings of death but i have to wait till march for mass effect 3 D:

[Mopperty]

skip to 9:10 for mass effect!

[0perativeX]

LOL - Fifa 10 = new football strips, Fifa 11 = new football strips, Fifa 12 = new football strips with COD level-ups. Sad

[TheGingerLow]

@0perativeX Fifa 10 - 360 degrees dribbling, fifa 11 - Player Personality+, Fifa 12 - New physics engine.

And you do realise they based the animations for Battlefield 3 on FIFA 12? Learn your facts before you start criticising a game.

[ABritishGamer]

Hear about Mass Effect 3 before playing Mass Effect 1 & 2: Meh. So what.

Hear about Mass Effect 3 after playing mass effect 1 & 2: Can't wait can't wait can't wait.

[notgayguy222]

9:15 your welcome

[1CTXXTC]

fifa is shit :)

[MrKingkiller97]

thax god macs bac

[gekiryudojo]

get back in the kitchen Bitch! Ha Ha

[stratagie1]

@gekiryudojo REDNECK SON OF A BITCH 

[gekiryudojo]

@stratagie1 freak!

[stratagie1]

@gekiryudojo REDNECK TRAILER TRASH SEXIST SON OF A BITCH

[gekiryudojo]

@stratagie1 US military fudge Packer!

[stratagie1]

@gekiryudojo And what i have the balls to fight for my country you redneck trailer trash piece of anti-american sexist pig

[backlashlaze]

is the guy the voice of game weasel's reviews?

[LadWithAGuitar]

13:58, if he's not having a sneaky peak then I'm a waffle... he looks so awkward, poor chap.

[LadWithAGuitar]

The lad looks like Captain Price...

[alphadragon666]

Do you have a minuite Miranda?

[MrTHEDOC10]

skipped straight to mass effect 3

[LPUDrummer92]

@MrTHEDOC10 same xD

[chenksR]

@sheerdropmedia NooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!1 Wah! Why you gotta be jerk??? fuckin troll...

[Chiz1992]

Having female shepard on the front cover is a really stupid move. It would actually put me off getting it when im in the shop seems silly i know but presentation means a lot and the majority are male gamers. Dunno sure i wont be the the only one thinking that

[RussianZombeh]

@Chiz1992 I know. They listened to the minor amount of female Mass Effect players, and put femshep on the front cover. It's going to look so retarded, Male Shepard has always been the main character, and female gamers should stop getting you butt-hurt over femshep. I respect female gamers, but who the fuck cares if femshep isn't on the front-cover. It just doesn't seem right.

[rialgas]

I wish they'd do a ps3 port of the first Mass Effect game... I can't just jump in without knowing the story from the very beginning :'(

[Chiz1992]

that guy is an annoying twat

[TheMattyb74]

lol y r they still making fifa games 4 the ps2

[ZawiszaLubiPlacki]

Liverpoooooool '

:)



[eyezeeee]

'enough soccer, now we're moving onto snowboarding' *closes tab*

[bladestar17]

Did anyone else skip to the mass effect part?

[EdwardBerry100]

i would pwn her but why are they so retarded?

[tuberesu]

Don't you 'presenters' have the brain to do an article each? Antiphonal presentation is fatuous boring and patronising. Attention span among audiences is far better than you would think.

[WarChild2933]

from 9:36 to 13:55 i jizzed...

oh so thats where the games weasel guy 's been lately :D good for him.