Youtube Poop - I'll handle theRutheRutheRutheRuthe Rubies...

[poppitzman]

whats the porker of a pig from

[JezMM]

@poppitzman

Some youtube blogger called "Mikma". Apparently he was almost a meme among Youtube poopers but I never really saw anything else with him in (even though I must have seen him in something to discover him in the first place)>

[poppitzman]

@JezMM ok thanks

[LukeRulesatRoblox]

it sounds like hes saying rubber dick at the beggining

[lolLPjustpwnedu]

0:50

What movie is that from?

[JezMM]

@lolLPjustpwnedu It's from the TV series Lost.

[marko0121]

fail poop worst ive seen,it has no sence

[JezMM]

@marko0121 Wait, you expect youtube poops to make sense?

[marko0121]

@JezMM no but youtube poops ARE EXPECTED TO BE FUNNY,this one isnt funny? GOSH

[JezMM]

@marko0121 Well, I'm terribly sorry not every poop on the planet appeals to your personal sense of humour. It must be so hard for you.

[marko0121]

@JezMM i will fucking start crying now...gosh lols

[JezMM]

@marko0121 Don't worry, we can get through this difficult time together.

[TheMoonPower]

1:52 wtf lol

[Deus35]

Lol - Timesplitters ftw.

[VirgoTheCougar]

"Squadalah! *destroys plane* We're off!"

"Wow..."

[AakwardAardvark]

the end was nice

[tmsheets]

hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah­ahah

[6383Jman]

I like the eggman dance.

[kiraownsurmom11]

Its just "Cant touch this"

[AndreTXH]

Mario's MC Hammer LULZ

[suncrop15]

wat r all the songs?

[JezMM]

Read the video description.

[g43monkey]

LMAO

[MTB710]

lol Lost.

[SuperAddictionLeague]

O_O incredible.

[marioandsonicnerd]

hahahaha lol at the genie guy and link make the plane crash!!!

[1gameprinc]

What's with that ToonTown robot in the car and at the socer feild?

[JezMM]

It's not the ToonTown robot. It's Jeeves 9000.

[1gameprinc]

who's Jeeves 9000?

[g43monkey]

Google it

[TheGerberKing]

WHAT NINE THOUSA- /heartattack

[shamrocker43]

lol you had genie and link destroy the plane

GENIE:"skwadala we're off!"

LINK:"wow"

[BlueKewne]

SQUADALAH! WE'RE OFF!

[dougd1015]

That was funny.

Good job JezMM.

[emoninja501]

Squadala! We're off! *slices through plane*

[Motormouth23]

what was the plane crash from?

[JezMM]

It was from Lost.

[RTsharpshooter]

ok, forget ganon's face. that chef is officially the scariest thing i've seen in the cd-i zelda games :P

[FullMetalKiwi]

YOU DID NOT.

[FloatyPineapple]

squadala!

[Toongamer]

What's so funny?

What's so funny?

What's so funny?

What's so funny?

[markgilst]

00:08. What the freak was that?

[JezMM]

A poop. In Youtube Poop!

Crazy I know.

[markgilst]

What show?

[JezMM]

It's from this weird little japanese animated video that teaches kids how to go to the toilet. Search for "japanese toilet training video" and you'll find it. It has these tiger characters in it.

[OudieStadium]

LOL 00:48-00:55 was awsome!! XD

[mbp1391]

da beging sounds like he saying "fucker"

[BrockDI]

So THAT'S why the plane crashed! Stupid magic carpet!

[griffin7564]

the end lmao

[ZapZapkitty]

What's up with the guy at 1:55?

[JezMM]

It's from a silly series of promotional videos the search engine called Ask Jeeves did (back when it was CALLED Ask Jeeves), where they advertised a robot called the Jeeves 9000. I think it was an April Fools gag or something.

[TheMaskedNerd]

W-what's so funny?

[NintendoFreak29]

Everybody looks outside.

Squad de la! Were off!

Destroys plane. LOL!

[Thatsmamaluigi2u]

Ur right Eggman gets REALLY dman funky!

[Draik8293]

LOL!

[Concarne978]

Rofl :50 is halarious

[PWN3GE]

Lol u used the music from TimeSplitters 2 when your fighting Jaque De Le Morte.

[JezMM]

Awesome game... awesome soundtrack.

[DeathbeastGregar]

So what show/movie is that when the plane begins to fall apart?

[DDRrez]

LOST

[DeathbeastGregar]

Ah, Thanks.

[Gyllentastic]

LOL

i think i crashed your plane

..

you did not

[Fiddlesticks311]

1:57 to 2:01. That face is scary

[Zkoopa]

My cakes will-*dramatic music/zoom in*-burn! XD

[Pichu1232]

"Porker,Porker,Porker,Porker,P­orker of a Pig,of a Pig,of a Pig,of a Pig. Porker,Porker of a

Pig." Rofl!!

[mauricionvp]

lmfao first part is fuking funny

[Jordy04]

What's so funny?! D:

[griffin7564]

i think i crashed your plane....

you did not!

lmao

[Perszeusz]

WOW That Squadalah guy is friggin' powerful!

[amysaurus07]

2:23 reminds me of Count Olaf from the Series of Unfortunate Events. Freaky eye!

[Randomizer742]

I think I crashed your plane.

... you did not. XD LMAO!!

[Sonicuman]

Was that you saying you saw a big fat porker of a pig?

[JezMM]

Lol, no. I'm actually pretty skinny and have long hair, so I'm like the opposite of that guy. =P Plus I'm not american.

That guy is called Mikma, and posts loads of dumb video blogs on Youtube.

[Sonicuman]

aaaaaah. Lol! Sorry if I offended you.

[Randomizer742]

Damn Eggman can get pretty funky

[PWN3R1005]

BOMBS?

[Leagoless]

Yay Egman can dance and mario can rap!

:P

[JezMM]

There's just no end to their talents.

[Leagoless]

So what are the songs called?

[JezMM]

Mario's Rap is "You can't touch this" by MC Hammer and Eggman dances to a song called "Garden Boogie" from DDR Mario Mix.

[Leagoless]

Thanks

[privatelyunknown]

lol. SEPTEMBER 22nd??!?!??!

THATS MY BIRTHDAY!!! HEHE!!!

[Kawiia17]

I fell off my chair when you made the carpet guy destroy the plane for no reason!! XD

[Gameandwatch4ever]

Evil chef and shopkeeper!

[PikaMario]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

[TimoteiLOL]

"SQUADALAH! WE'RE OFF!" *destroys the plane*

XD This was soo funny!

Link: I think i crashed your plane!

Locke: ........You did not!

[Ruthie312]

Nice.XD Uh, how do you make the audio pitch change when the clip is slowed down or sped up? I've been trying to figure out how to do that. I can change the speed of the clips, but I can't get chipmunk voices.:(

[JezMM]

Um, with Windows Movie Maker it does it anyway as far as I'm aware.

[Ruthie312]

Huh...maybe I have a different version of it or something.:/

[ZippZapp]

Do you have Vista?

[JezMM]

Nope, Windows XP Service Pack 2 (or whatever the name is of the edition where they stopped making seperate versions for home/office/standard etc).

[Arufonzu]

How did you zoom in to a certain spot?

On WMM, I can only get it to zoom in to the center...

[JezMM]

If you're clever, you can combine the Ease In effect with the Zoom In to corner to focus on a certain point. Unfortunately if you try to zoom into the top centre with Zoom in to upper left and upper right, it tends to favour one over the other, which results in what you saw with the zoom in on the chef (it sort of strayed to the left towards the end, even though I intended it to go straight in for his face). Oh, also, by putting the same zoom effect over and over again, you can zoom in further.

[Arufonzu]

Cool, thanks.

[Leagoless]

How did you get the WMM on to youtube?

I cant get mine to because the format is wrong.

How do I change it?

[MatManiac]

Save movie file

[Leagoless]

Thanks

[NesterTheTester]

Oh my god I love that! XD Especially the plane part with Link and the carpet guy.  Good job!

[mariofan101]

I think I crasted your plane

(pause)

you did not!

[Xarrin]

Using Mikma automatically makes you better than me.

[JezMM]

Wait... what's Mikma? D=

[Xarrin]

The porker of a pig guy.

[JezMM]

Ah, didn't know he was that famous, lol. Just came across the video by pure chance and just thought that porker bit would be funny repeated for some reason.

[Calculate900]

What song was Eggman dancing to?

[Cyberlink420]

It was "Garden Boogie", the Carmen remix from DDR: Mario Mix.

[GamebirdSP]

The dance bit of Eggman was ingenius! Nice! XD

[MatthewSeldon304]

What video is the man says "Fucker and the pig!"

[JezMM]

He says "Porker of a pig" not fucker of a pig. And it was some video blog I found somewhere.

[Darkeiya]

Ultimate win for using Sonic Riders~~

The plane thing rocks... all parts. XD

[Glitchmasterlink]

My CAKES Lol LINK made the plane crash hahahahahahahhahaahashasysdh lol...

[Entamrik]

Why do you fucking win every time you make a poop :'(

[gamebuddy123]

XD Was the Lost plane crash bit done frame by frame? you are a dedicated man and I salute your poopiness.

[JezMM]

Indeed it was done frame by frame. D= Darn my lack of decent video software.

[markgilst]

What did you use to animate that?

[JezMM]

I copied all the frames in Windows Movie Maker, saving them as seperate images, then just individually drew the magic carpet guy and Link on top frame by frame in Paint Shop Pro, before stringing all the pics together again with the original sound on top.

[MRINSTRUCTIONBOOK]

YOU DID NOT!

[Cyberlink420]

ROFL!

The Lost bit was especially funny.

[Timewarp1]

I handle your rubees...lol

[gamer4567]

you did NOT!