if DAO is not an rpg, then that means most of the final fantasy series are not rpgs. neither is half of the games that have no lore, crappy exploration, and poor character customization.
your definition of rpgs is the elder scrolls in its entirety. an rpg does not have to have character customization, exploration, or even lore. as long as it has the ability for the storyline to be affected by your choices taht you make playing as a character yuo create or play as, its an rpg. its called ROLE PLAYING for a reason. its not called real world exploration or character customization for a reason. they are just bonuses to an rpg.
good title. DA O is an epic fail. duke nukem forever is a better game than this. even just staring at the duke nukem game box all day is better than playing this game
Bioware is so pathetic...Not only do they make a crappy game, they also make crappy little easter eggs.
Fuck you Bioware, and fuck your suckass pathetic bitchass attempt at making a better RPG, it's not even a fucking RPG, it's a strategy game, it's nothing but a fucking glorified game of Warcraft III you pathetic pieces of worthless shit.
@Arukarh stop trolling dude... if u dun like the game or any games that bioware makes why the fuck are u even in this section of youtube watching this video....... if u dun like bioware stay the fuck away from it's video clips....u r a epic fail man
@Arukarh wow u have a lot of hate, why dont you just go back and play your wittle kiddy games, like minecraft and banjo kasooy knuts and bolts, they seem like your type of game
@Arukarh OK so the guy who sits at his computer all day and doesnt bother to get ressed isn't narrowminded, yet I am. is this some kind of reversed phycology or what.
@sullyandfriends Uhm, I never asked if you were gay. And on that front, I truely don't give a shit. I don't think its right to make a personal, sexual prefference into an insult or some other negative remark.
@sullyandfriends Not trying to insult me? "@Arukarh wow u have a lot of hate, why dont you just go back and play your wittle kiddy games, like minecraft and banjo kasooy knuts and bolts, they seem like your type of game"
??????
And I think you are, and that's not an insult. You just insist so much on NOT being it...I unno.
@Arukarh Ok if you hate the game how come you know the characters.your just saying that this game is bad bcuz you want attention you loner get a life and tell the truth that your in love with morrigan and wants to see her under that robe thing.
@PonysRkooL Hello PonysRkooL(I'm sorry your name is kinda lame but I'll leave that as is). I don't know why the fact of meknowing the characters makes it any less liable for me to dislike the game...Sure, I've completed the game, multiple times, and I have all of the DLC's etc. etc. and yes of course Morrigan is hot, only a gay guy would disagree(argueably).
I dislike the game cause it's a wannabe RPG trying to be a strategy game, trying to be deep and interesting, and it fails horribly.
@PonysRkooL I mean DAO really is nothing but a glorfied wannabe roaming world with tons of invisible walls. It also has a none existant exploration feature, which is to say the least required to the fullest in an RPG. It's universal that today, RPGs are based on the games by Bethesda named Elder Scrolls. They're the extreme in RPGs. DAO is hardly an RPG because it pretty much doesn't fullfil any of the criteria to make it one. Bioware just calls it an RPG, but that doesn't MAKE it one.
@Arukarh its nowhere near the elder scrolls,true, but by definition, it is an rpg:
from google: A role-playing game is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting. Players take responsibility for acting out these roles within a narrative, either through literal acting, or through a process of structured decision-making or character development. Actions taken within the game succeed or fail according to a formal system of rules and guidelines
@Arukarh its not a wannabe strategy game. if you wanna play it like a normal rpg not like a strategy then go on normal but nightmare or hard will take strategy it basically has 2 sides into the game.
@PonysRkooL RPG game: High focus on character customization, high focus on exploration, high focus on lore. DAO has 1 of those, lore, and its mediocre at most. Strategy game: High focus on strategy, high focus on gameplay, high focus on automated combat, low focus on exploration. DAO has pretty much all of these. There's tons of strategy, you control several characters, you can pause the game mid fight(aka total war), and you have no control over the actual combat.
@Arukarh and yet there are fans to the series, do the world a favour and take you hate away. no law says you need to love it however it also doesn't say you have to be a jerk either
He is doing it from a semi-neutral PoV, technically the RoA should have every mage killed but since Meredith is a statue, they just go back to tranquilizing every mage in Kirkwall. Besides, Fenris voices a mystical voice set warden associated with mages. making him a bloody hypocrite.
@asaqe3 Haha, does he really? Wow, he really is a hypocrite! XD
I've only ever played as a girl warden, but on my next playthrough I was planning on being a male mage to get the Morrigan romance achievement. Hearing Gideon Emery's voice would certainly up the epic.
OH MY GOD. XD The prince is a bit of an arse, so I pick Harrowmont. Now that I hear this, though... It makes me want to play this game over for the third time.
@IHateHarunoSakura Yeah Bhelen is an ass, but Harrowmont is a secular moron. Ever actually read the epilouge at the end of the game ? Bhelen is the better choice in the end.
@blackdakkon its funny how the one making this video didnt say this theres a npc dwarf who walks past who says this and this game is from 09 so back then epic fail was funny as fuck or have you been living underground for the last couple of years?
@blackdakkon it's just a simple reference for fans to enjoy. Just a silly little Easter Egg to smirk or giggle at. Like Sten saying "The cake is a lie", or the random reference to "Monty Python and The Holy Grail".
They're not meant to be taken seriously, they're just there to remind people it's just a game, and to have fun with it. Loosen up. :)
@Senkiatzu I know this. I love how everyone instantly rages over my comments, when I really don't give a shit. By the way, anyone saying "the cake is a lie", thinking it's still funny, should move on from that meme right now and leave the internet.
However, Monty Python references are always appropriate.
@blackdakkon Well, isn't it a bit silly that you claim that quotes such as "the cake is a lie" are outdated, but Monty Python is okay? I mean, as much as I love Monty Python, if we're talking about outdated or over used quotes, The Holy Grail has been quoted to death as well.
I'm just saying, just because you aren't particularly attached to a quote or a meme doesn't mean that others shouldn't use or appreciate them. It's simply something that they identify with and enjoy to hear and share.
@Senkiatzu I never hear anyone quote Monty Python, and I'm not particularly attached to Monty Python either so I don't care. I really don't care either way man, it's everyone else freaking out over this lol.
@Senkiatzu Also, Monty Python quotes have a bit more depth and applicability to the real world than just a single line, which is overused by mostly furries and manchildren. I have a bit more respect for someone who quotes Monty Python, even if it has been done to death. It means they have good taste.
@blackdakkon My point is, you shouldn't really judge an entire game on a couple of quotes, just because you find them immature. The same game that made those quotes also made others that, in your opinion, are in good taste. You judge a game on its story, pacing, and character development. Not on whether or not you like its references.
@Senkiatzu My first comment was just to troll, it wasn't actually my opinion. My apologies for the confusion. I considered buying this game when it came out. Still may rent it or buy it used.
@blackdakkon you should it is very addicting but the beginning storyline it a bit slow and my advise is 1st time through pay attention and use money cheat
@blackdakkon For that matter I want to make clear that I also disagree with the fans that declare that these quotes are the reason its "The greatest game ever"I find these claims to be highly shallow and closed minded.Firstly:its a great game and I enjoyed it a LOT,but I would hardly call it "the greatest ever"And secondly:Its just a quote to an internet meme,as I stated before this is hardly any foundation to judge an entire game.Thats pretty much all I have to say, Make of it what you will. :)
@lordnimr0d ots a stopod fockon oster ogg for foggots thot biowore pot on thor stopod oss shotty gom. yo ore o fockon foggot dorp o horpo horp hooorrrrr
O LOL BIOWARE ARE SO MODERN AND EDGY THIS IS SO KEWL HEARING INTERNET LANGUAGE IN A GAEM HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY I THINK ILL GO AND TELL EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK WHILST I CONSTANTLY UPDATE MY STATUS AND EVERY FACET OF MY FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE THE INTERNET REALLY CARES ABOUT EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY LOL I USED A PHRASE FROM THE INTERWEBS WHILST WEARING MY EMPTY FRAMED GLASSES AND LISTENING TO "THE NIGHTMARISH RABBITS" AND "MEXICAN LUNCH PUPPETS" ON MY 10 YEAR OLD IPOD. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDUM XD
@0MrAnon2 "Epic fail" was first used by tabletop roleplayers when referring to rolling a 1, not some dickheads on the internet. You are so cool for making your ALL CAPS COMMENT on YouTube.
@Deconscecrate I don't give a damn where it originated, retards on the internet turned it into a phrase that is used by every 10 year old on the planet, so when I hear it in a game such as this, I think it was programmed by a bunch of fucking children
@0MrAnon2 You are an idiot, You are an EPIC FAIL. You are a hateful person who has a strange impulse to insult someone because they found something in a game amusing. If you do not like something on Youtube, do not watch it. The uploader of this video only wanted to share something that they found funny. I found it funny when I played DA: Origins. You are a bitter person and I hope you find it within you to lift others up instead of tearing them down someday.
@ExecutionerOfThySon I am bitter because I hate humanity. If you do not like something on Youtube, do not reply to it. Also I find it funny how I made this comment in January and I'm still getting replies to it, particularly from people butthurt that I don't find fucking childish things funny
@0MrAnon2 No I find it ridiculous that you spend your time writing poorly constructed insults and childish 'tear downs' targeted at random people who enjoy 'childish things.'
@0MrAnon2 wow let me guess you have sharp teeth, wear black/stripped/plaid and think you're a werewolf/vampire hybrid lost and confused trapped in a human's body, ya damn furry, apparently you are pretty attention starved to post derogatory remarks on something you didn't have to... I post because I'm a righteous zealot hellbent on spreading love and peace in the form of slaps to the face and fuck you's. So if you don't find it funny just /wrists and be done with it... no one likes party fouls.
I played the game(PS3 version; still playing, actually) and I sided with Harrowmont. When I heard the "Epic Fail" line used on Bhelen, I just bust out laughing. I wonder what the creators were thinking when they put that in there?! I'm glad they did it. Epic Win for "Epic Fail"! Hahaa!!!
Bhelen is technically the worse choice morality wise of the two candidates. However he improves Orzimmar much more then Harrowmont can in the Epilogue. Giving rights to the Casteless and reclaiming a lot of territory in the Deep Roads.
Which is what makes it so damn conflicting when you choose him...
@shadowmare97 except if u've played the dawrf noble origin story, u find out he's a bigger jerk than we thought through any other story, i sided with him once, but am refusing to side now. he betrays his family for crying out loud
@norandomnumbers he does do well with Orzammar, but I still find it hard to side with him after knowing what he did to me and Trian when I've done Dwarf Noble. maybe on my playthrough i'm on right now i'll let him lead, but it's just so evil what he did!
Well yeah it's pretty nasty but then again he just outsmarted the rest. I only sided with him cos I had already sided with Harrowmont on my first playthrough but then Bhelen turned out to be cooler than I would've expected.
Which is why I entered the Proving on my own behalf and slaughtered all of his champions after I handed him the throne on a stone...err...silver platter.
wow...I didn't really think this was going to be funny....and then when the the dwarf said "....awaiting execution....EPIC FAIL" I spit my drink all over the keyboard and couldn't stop laughing
Haha i remember i was working for harrowmont and the other guy says epic fail as well. I thought i heard it wrong but i had subs on and i started laughing my ass off
@CharlotteEmily09 Actually, there's also one of these voice-overs if you sided with Harrowmont. But instead of Harrowmont failing epically, Bhelen fails. Just be sure your near the Harrowmont estate, and you go there RIGHT AFTER you MURDER Bhelen.
hahahaha!!!! this absolutely made my day when I found this. Did not hear it when I played the game. I'm officially going to replay this! Thank you for making my day!!!
I love all the little things they put into this game to make us laugh. All the jokes you would only get if your a gamer or have seen a movie or played another game.
epic fail, the cake is a lie, Oh cookies, this game is a series of fads! im waiting doe a dlc or mod where if someone is lit on fire they go "IT BURRRRRRRRRRRNZZZZZZZZ"
@NemesisTheZombieKing Or someone will be like, "How many darkspawn are attacking?" Then aomeone will reply, "Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!" Then your dog will yell, "Do a barrel roll!"
Goddamn, I hate the Paragon of Her Kind Quest! It's so tedious! Much easier with an AW-BM build, crowd control spells, bombs and silverite runes... :D
I'll say the same "A BIG FAIL"
EagleHunterDJ 2 months ago
if DAO is not an rpg, then that means most of the final fantasy series are not rpgs. neither is half of the games that have no lore, crappy exploration, and poor character customization.
Rhosius 5 months ago
your definition of rpgs is the elder scrolls in its entirety. an rpg does not have to have character customization, exploration, or even lore. as long as it has the ability for the storyline to be affected by your choices taht you make playing as a character yuo create or play as, its an rpg. its called ROLE PLAYING for a reason. its not called real world exploration or character customization for a reason. they are just bonuses to an rpg.
Rhosius 5 months ago
LOL
ramenshino 5 months ago
Ratings have been disabled for this video - because its shit!
julesmaester 6 months ago
I regret watching this video.
Azeur 6 months ago
MY EYES! MY EARS!
MY BEAUTIFUL EYES AND EARS!
13x1x20 6 months ago
Wow i would never expect any one in DAO to say that XD
DreamXxXDemon178 6 months ago
good title. DA O is an epic fail. duke nukem forever is a better game than this. even just staring at the duke nukem game box all day is better than playing this game
MrMarkLegion 6 months ago
@MrMarkLegion WHAT? Duke nukem is probably one of the worst titles that had hype this decade. Im guessing you haven't even played it.
GrimInstincts 6 months ago
this is why i luv dwarves :D
deatheclipse123 6 months ago
xD nice
rymefest5 6 months ago
Bioware is so pathetic...Not only do they make a crappy game, they also make crappy little easter eggs.
Fuck you Bioware, and fuck your suckass pathetic bitchass attempt at making a better RPG, it's not even a fucking RPG, it's a strategy game, it's nothing but a fucking glorified game of Warcraft III you pathetic pieces of worthless shit.
Arukarh 7 months ago
@Arukarh stop trolling dude... if u dun like the game or any games that bioware makes why the fuck are u even in this section of youtube watching this video....... if u dun like bioware stay the fuck away from it's video clips....u r a epic fail man
roksoulja84 6 months ago
@Arukarh Lol butthurt.
alexmeeszymidget 6 months ago
@Arukarh wow u have a lot of hate, why dont you just go back and play your wittle kiddy games, like minecraft and banjo kasooy knuts and bolts, they seem like your type of game
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
@sullyandfriends Go wish you could fuck Morrigan you pathetic piece of Bioware praising shit.
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh some body is venting their anger after justin bieber didnt reply to their fan letters, how sad
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
@sullyandfriends Lol yeah sure if someone disagrees with you, they're automatically justin bieber fans. How very narrowminded you are.
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh OK so the guy who sits at his computer all day and doesnt bother to get ressed isn't narrowminded, yet I am. is this some kind of reversed phycology or what.
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
@sullyandfriends that is for me to know and you to find out.
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh ha ha your actually kinda funny
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
@sullyandfriends I'm not a funny guy ';..;'
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh and i'm not gay, but we are all different.
I am not inclining that you are homosexual i'm just saying i'm straight
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
@sullyandfriends Uhm, I never asked if you were gay. And on that front, I truely don't give a shit. I don't think its right to make a personal, sexual prefference into an insult or some other negative remark.
If you're straight? Fine, np
If you're gay? Fine, np
I don't care.
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh yah i wasnt trying to insult you or anyone, i'm just really bad at making comebacks. and ya I'm not gay.
sullyandfriends 6 months ago
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@sullyandfriends Not trying to insult me? "@Arukarh wow u have a lot of hate, why dont you just go back and play your wittle kiddy games, like minecraft and banjo kasooy knuts and bolts, they seem like your type of game"
??????
And I think you are, and that's not an insult. You just insist so much on NOT being it...I unno.
Arukarh 6 months ago
@Arukarh Bieng fine with faggots actually proves you're one of'em...HOMO!
lDontCare1 6 months ago
@lDontCare1 You're really that tunnel visioned? "IF YOU'RE FINE WITH HOMOSEXUALS THEN YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL TOO!!!!"
So if you're fine with
guns, does that mean you own one?
drugs, does that mean you take them?
public sex, does that mean you practice it?
drinking, does that mean you drink too?
Arukarh 6 months ago 2
@Arukarh Ok if you hate the game how come you know the characters.your just saying that this game is bad bcuz you want attention you loner get a life and tell the truth that your in love with morrigan and wants to see her under that robe thing.
PonysRkooL 5 months ago
@PonysRkooL Hello PonysRkooL(I'm sorry your name is kinda lame but I'll leave that as is). I don't know why the fact of meknowing the characters makes it any less liable for me to dislike the game...Sure, I've completed the game, multiple times, and I have all of the DLC's etc. etc. and yes of course Morrigan is hot, only a gay guy would disagree(argueably).
I dislike the game cause it's a wannabe RPG trying to be a strategy game, trying to be deep and interesting, and it fails horribly.
Arukarh 5 months ago
@PonysRkooL I mean DAO really is nothing but a glorfied wannabe roaming world with tons of invisible walls. It also has a none existant exploration feature, which is to say the least required to the fullest in an RPG. It's universal that today, RPGs are based on the games by Bethesda named Elder Scrolls. They're the extreme in RPGs. DAO is hardly an RPG because it pretty much doesn't fullfil any of the criteria to make it one. Bioware just calls it an RPG, but that doesn't MAKE it one.
Arukarh 5 months ago
@Arukarh its nowhere near the elder scrolls,true, but by definition, it is an rpg:
from google: A role-playing game is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting. Players take responsibility for acting out these roles within a narrative, either through literal acting, or through a process of structured decision-making or character development. Actions taken within the game succeed or fail according to a formal system of rules and guidelines
Rhosius 5 months ago
@Arukarh its not a wannabe strategy game. if you wanna play it like a normal rpg not like a strategy then go on normal but nightmare or hard will take strategy it basically has 2 sides into the game.
PonysRkooL 5 months ago
@PonysRkooL RPG game: High focus on character customization, high focus on exploration, high focus on lore. DAO has 1 of those, lore, and its mediocre at most. Strategy game: High focus on strategy, high focus on gameplay, high focus on automated combat, low focus on exploration. DAO has pretty much all of these. There's tons of strategy, you control several characters, you can pause the game mid fight(aka total war), and you have no control over the actual combat.
Arukarh 5 months ago
@Arukarh and yet there are fans to the series, do the world a favour and take you hate away. no law says you need to love it however it also doesn't say you have to be a jerk either
aaron75fy 2 months ago
Epic Fail :DDD I love BioWare))
NSRandom25 7 months ago
LOL! >_<
7410BaneBlade 7 months ago
Fenris: News of the hour, Meredith's rite of annulment fails, Mages and Templars in rebellion. Epic Fail.
Or
News of the hour, Orsino fails in Mage Rebellion, mages are either being forcibly made tranquil or being hunted down. Epic Fail.
asaqe3 7 months ago
@asaqe3 Actually, I think Fenris would consider the last one an epic win.
QuinnthePrincess 7 months ago
@QuinnthePrincess
He is doing it from a semi-neutral PoV, technically the RoA should have every mage killed but since Meredith is a statue, they just go back to tranquilizing every mage in Kirkwall. Besides, Fenris voices a mystical voice set warden associated with mages. making him a bloody hypocrite.
asaqe3 7 months ago
@asaqe3 Haha, does he really? Wow, he really is a hypocrite! XD
I've only ever played as a girl warden, but on my next playthrough I was planning on being a male mage to get the Morrigan romance achievement. Hearing Gideon Emery's voice would certainly up the epic.
QuinnthePrincess 7 months ago
@QuinnthePrincess
More creepily, the Reaper VAs also voiced the male Dwarf Warden...dear lord, are the Golems...mini reapers?
asaqe3 7 months ago
lmao yes omg yes
6912Gman 7 months ago
i cannot believe that just happened
ubba8 8 months ago 10
they should send this in failblog
LOL XD
Crazyrocksteady 8 months ago 2
wait,,, There is Fails in HD now ?
kukenify 8 months ago
I thought you were supposed to disable ratings on shitty vids.
tnus3 8 months ago
OH MY GOD. XD The prince is a bit of an arse, so I pick Harrowmont. Now that I hear this, though... It makes me want to play this game over for the third time.
IHateHarunoSakura 9 months ago
@IHateHarunoSakura Yeah Bhelen is an ass, but Harrowmont is a secular moron. Ever actually read the epilouge at the end of the game ? Bhelen is the better choice in the end.
LordKinoda 8 months ago
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PsyCoil 9 months ago 2
christ, there seems to be a lot left to discover in dragon age for me.
tysken94 10 months ago
Apparently it's still witty and clever to say 'epic fail'. Grow up.
blackdakkon 10 months ago
@blackdakkon its funny how the one making this video didnt say this theres a npc dwarf who walks past who says this and this game is from 09 so back then epic fail was funny as fuck or have you been living underground for the last couple of years?
aragenn 10 months ago
@blackdakkon that comment is an epic fail
Saske2518 9 months ago 3
@Saske2518 Good one, dude.
blackdakkon 9 months ago
@blackdakkon it's just a simple reference for fans to enjoy. Just a silly little Easter Egg to smirk or giggle at. Like Sten saying "The cake is a lie", or the random reference to "Monty Python and The Holy Grail".
They're not meant to be taken seriously, they're just there to remind people it's just a game, and to have fun with it. Loosen up. :)
Senkiatzu 9 months ago 5
@Senkiatzu I know this. I love how everyone instantly rages over my comments, when I really don't give a shit. By the way, anyone saying "the cake is a lie", thinking it's still funny, should move on from that meme right now and leave the internet.
However, Monty Python references are always appropriate.
blackdakkon 9 months ago
@blackdakkon Well, isn't it a bit silly that you claim that quotes such as "the cake is a lie" are outdated, but Monty Python is okay? I mean, as much as I love Monty Python, if we're talking about outdated or over used quotes, The Holy Grail has been quoted to death as well.
I'm just saying, just because you aren't particularly attached to a quote or a meme doesn't mean that others shouldn't use or appreciate them. It's simply something that they identify with and enjoy to hear and share.
Senkiatzu 9 months ago
@Senkiatzu I never hear anyone quote Monty Python, and I'm not particularly attached to Monty Python either so I don't care. I really don't care either way man, it's everyone else freaking out over this lol.
blackdakkon 9 months ago
@Senkiatzu Also, Monty Python quotes have a bit more depth and applicability to the real world than just a single line, which is overused by mostly furries and manchildren. I have a bit more respect for someone who quotes Monty Python, even if it has been done to death. It means they have good taste.
blackdakkon 9 months ago
@blackdakkon My point is, you shouldn't really judge an entire game on a couple of quotes, just because you find them immature. The same game that made those quotes also made others that, in your opinion, are in good taste. You judge a game on its story, pacing, and character development. Not on whether or not you like its references.
Senkiatzu 9 months ago
@Senkiatzu My first comment was just to troll, it wasn't actually my opinion. My apologies for the confusion. I considered buying this game when it came out. Still may rent it or buy it used.
blackdakkon 9 months ago
@blackdakkon you should it is very addicting but the beginning storyline it a bit slow and my advise is 1st time through pay attention and use money cheat
bylertoe1 8 months ago
@blackdakkon For that matter I want to make clear that I also disagree with the fans that declare that these quotes are the reason its "The greatest game ever"I find these claims to be highly shallow and closed minded.Firstly:its a great game and I enjoyed it a LOT,but I would hardly call it "the greatest ever"And secondly:Its just a quote to an internet meme,as I stated before this is hardly any foundation to judge an entire game.Thats pretty much all I have to say, Make of it what you will. :)
Senkiatzu 9 months ago
@blackdakkon FUck you
MiloG25 9 months ago
wtf are you all a bunch of fucking retards this game is bad because of one (epic) line? go fuck yourselves
aartbastiaan22 10 months ago
@lordnimr0d yo dool woth ot. i om not onon bocos o om not o foggot woth a goy fowkes mosk
0MrAnon2 10 months ago
@lordnimr0d ots a stopod fockon oster ogg for foggots thot biowore pot on thor stopod oss shotty gom. yo ore o fockon foggot dorp o horpo horp hooorrrrr
0MrAnon2 10 months ago
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Wow.. this is embarrassing. After seeing these videos, I'm pretty glad I didn't buy the game.
blackdakkon 10 months ago
@blackdakkon . . .
GRENTHSNOOB 10 months ago
@blackdakkon troll
JordoF6 10 months ago 3
ROFL LOL XD
Iateamexican 10 months ago
O LOL BIOWARE ARE SO MODERN AND EDGY THIS IS SO KEWL HEARING INTERNET LANGUAGE IN A GAEM HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY I THINK ILL GO AND TELL EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK WHILST I CONSTANTLY UPDATE MY STATUS AND EVERY FACET OF MY FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE THE INTERNET REALLY CARES ABOUT EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY LOL I USED A PHRASE FROM THE INTERWEBS WHILST WEARING MY EMPTY FRAMED GLASSES AND LISTENING TO "THE NIGHTMARISH RABBITS" AND "MEXICAN LUNCH PUPPETS" ON MY 10 YEAR OLD IPOD. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDUM XD
0MrAnon2 10 months ago 25
@0MrAnon2 fucking saved
Bolt892 10 months ago
@0MrAnon2 Wait wot?
Frankthegb 5 months ago
@0MrAnon2 u high?
Otobob 5 months ago
@0MrAnon2 "Epic fail" was first used by tabletop roleplayers when referring to rolling a 1, not some dickheads on the internet. You are so cool for making your ALL CAPS COMMENT on YouTube.
Deconscecrate 4 months ago
@Deconscecrate I don't give a damn where it originated, retards on the internet turned it into a phrase that is used by every 10 year old on the planet, so when I hear it in a game such as this, I think it was programmed by a bunch of fucking children
0MrAnon2 3 months ago
@0MrAnon2 You are an idiot, You are an EPIC FAIL. You are a hateful person who has a strange impulse to insult someone because they found something in a game amusing. If you do not like something on Youtube, do not watch it. The uploader of this video only wanted to share something that they found funny. I found it funny when I played DA: Origins. You are a bitter person and I hope you find it within you to lift others up instead of tearing them down someday.
ExecutionerOfThySon 3 months ago
@ExecutionerOfThySon I am bitter because I hate humanity. If you do not like something on Youtube, do not reply to it. Also I find it funny how I made this comment in January and I'm still getting replies to it, particularly from people butthurt that I don't find fucking childish things funny
0MrAnon2 3 months ago
@0MrAnon2 No I find it ridiculous that you spend your time writing poorly constructed insults and childish 'tear downs' targeted at random people who enjoy 'childish things.'
ExecutionerOfThySon 3 months ago
@ExecutionerOfThySon Is this not exactly what you've done? Stop enjoying things
0MrAnon2 3 months ago
No fun allowed
0MrAnon2 3 months ago
@0MrAnon2 wow let me guess you have sharp teeth, wear black/stripped/plaid and think you're a werewolf/vampire hybrid lost and confused trapped in a human's body, ya damn furry, apparently you are pretty attention starved to post derogatory remarks on something you didn't have to... I post because I'm a righteous zealot hellbent on spreading love and peace in the form of slaps to the face and fuck you's. So if you don't find it funny just /wrists and be done with it... no one likes party fouls.
AirsoftMech1987 3 months ago
@AirsoftMech1987 You're awfully presumptious. Stop projecting
0MrAnon2 3 months ago
@0MrAnon2 I do what I want! you damn dirty ape! NOW REPENT OR YOU GET NO DESSERT AFTER DINNER!
AirsoftMech1987 3 months ago
Good thing I never heard that line while wondering through Orzammar, I would have deleted the game on the spot.
drksl 10 months ago
@drksl .. why ? =|
RadiioPigeon 9 months ago
ENCHANTMENT!
durielsdb 10 months ago 3
Is it just me or did he actually said "epic fail!"
DaVezapunk 10 months ago
@postapocalyptia They showed one today.
godmodes 11 months ago
Oh my gosh, i've not stayed around to listen to those guys! I will from now on.
scullen08 11 months ago
hahaha that cracked me up when i heard it the first time
TheoneandonlyGTA 11 months ago
this is good series, how come bioware isn't putting more effort into advertising
gooyzit 11 months ago
EPIC FAILLLL lolllllll 8-}
doremonhg 1 year ago
They say something similar for Bhelen :P
crabclaw85 1 year ago
This video is an epic fail... just kidding
MirkyBlueIconoclast 1 year ago
LOVE IT!! lol
I went with putting Harrowmont on the throne, so I didn't get to hear this-- TOO FUNNY!!!
TwistedResolve 1 year ago
I played the game(PS3 version; still playing, actually) and I sided with Harrowmont. When I heard the "Epic Fail" line used on Bhelen, I just bust out laughing. I wonder what the creators were thinking when they put that in there?! I'm glad they did it. Epic Win for "Epic Fail"! Hahaa!!!
crimsonadamantsabre 1 year ago
lol ive played this game to death and never heard that :D
6Dragon6Man6 1 year ago
i support bhelen just for this line.
unsteddy 1 year ago
Bhelen is technically the worse choice morality wise of the two candidates. However he improves Orzimmar much more then Harrowmont can in the Epilogue. Giving rights to the Casteless and reclaiming a lot of territory in the Deep Roads.
Which is what makes it so damn conflicting when you choose him...
shadowmare97 1 year ago
@shadowmare97 except if u've played the dawrf noble origin story, u find out he's a bigger jerk than we thought through any other story, i sided with him once, but am refusing to side now. he betrays his family for crying out loud
HaloDavester 1 year ago
@HaloDavester
Actually he isn't so bad. I played dwarf noble and still sided with him. After you help him he is all cool.
norandomnumbers 1 year ago
@norandomnumbers he does do well with Orzammar, but I still find it hard to side with him after knowing what he did to me and Trian when I've done Dwarf Noble. maybe on my playthrough i'm on right now i'll let him lead, but it's just so evil what he did!
HaloDavester 11 months ago
@HaloDavester
Well yeah it's pretty nasty but then again he just outsmarted the rest. I only sided with him cos I had already sided with Harrowmont on my first playthrough but then Bhelen turned out to be cooler than I would've expected.
norandomnumbers 11 months ago
@shadowmare97 I might choose Bhelen on the 3rd time I play, then. Thanks for the info.
crimsonadamantsabre 1 year ago
@shadowmare97
Which is why I entered the Proving on my own behalf and slaughtered all of his champions after I handed him the throne on a stone...err...silver platter.
tankdogg937 1 week ago
wow...I didn't really think this was going to be funny....and then when the the dwarf said "....awaiting execution....EPIC FAIL" I spit my drink all over the keyboard and couldn't stop laughing
ImaXXeatXXyeh 1 year ago 8
@ImaXXeatXXyeh Me too, me too!! Hahahaaaa!! Epic FAIL!!! One of the best lines in this game, ever.
crimsonadamantsabre 1 year ago 3
I chose harrowmont and his announcer said the same thing about Bhelen.
MiahTheStormWolf 1 year ago
"Bhelen is a.... bad man. Yes, bad. Very, very bad man."
InsecureLemon 1 year ago
Gawd, I played through DA, backed Bhelen and made of point of listening to the funny town criers and somehow totally missed that!
omganotherun 1 year ago
omg! lol I just notice it... hahahaha lmao!
DamaOscura001 1 year ago
This is how tweeted back then
mousesploder414 1 year ago 158
heheheh yes.. this happens.. but I reloaded and choose Harramont to be the King.. and not B.. hehehe don't remember names no more!
..epic fail! XD
mehdi12mehdi 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL! lol xD
Firesttar 1 year ago
Epic Fail!!!!!! ROFL
CrazedWolfen 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL
jimerick1 1 year ago
LOL OMG THATS TOO FUNNY
shadowvowed187 1 year ago
bioware is awesome for this stuff
LordXenocide 1 year ago 9
Aren't there floating subtitles for these?
But I loved this part :D
Naba008 1 year ago
@Naba008: you can activate subtitles, but you dont have to
KhalorBluthand 1 year ago
I just Lol'd... :D
XxiLIKEcOdxX 1 year ago
EPIC WIN
KMxHearts 1 year ago 4
Haha i remember i was working for harrowmont and the other guy says epic fail as well. I thought i heard it wrong but i had subs on and i started laughing my ass off
awshot 1 year ago
ahahah fukin funny,that and the cemitary in haven xD
14deathsoul 1 year ago
the voice of that guys he is like..
...execution.. (epic pauze) epic fail (epic voice)
thehumor 1 year ago 5
I laughed when I heard this in game
pok282 1 year ago
Bioware is awesome
alexmusteatpie2 1 year ago 183
arcticeshade1:
Let's not forget "Lord Bhelen is...a bad, bad man. Yes, very bad!"
WolfytheWolf5667 1 year ago 4
@WolfytheWolf5667
Bad dwarf. But I care not for those midgets. They are just sod for the darkspawn to tear apart for the greater good of non-dwarves.
tankdogg937 1 week ago
Troll that guy is your brother.. Bhelen is in the noble dwarf story.
nachoo31 1 year ago
LOOOL nice XD . Does he say that only in console games or is it on PC games too? =/
aeomus26 1 year ago
Zomg I know right!? When I first heard it I roflcoptered and accidentally punched my TV...without breaking it luckily.
Gam3Junkie7 1 year ago
Ha, love those 2 quotes.
Silvers1188 1 year ago
A fail in HD sounded to good to be true
yehbe 1 year ago
OMG I MISSED THIS BECAUSE I SIDED WITH THAT OLD CUNT HARROWMONT. I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED HIM :|
CharlotteEmily09 1 year ago
@CharlotteEmily09 There IS an Epic Fail quote vs Bhelen as well but you have to be lucky to get the right bit of dialog to come up.
gegi77 1 year ago
@CharlotteEmily09 Considering in dwarf story the other dude betrayed me and got me banished from that city... I decided to kick his ass.
iTrolIz 1 year ago
@CharlotteEmily09 Actually, there's also one of these voice-overs if you sided with Harrowmont. But instead of Harrowmont failing epically, Bhelen fails. Just be sure your near the Harrowmont estate, and you go there RIGHT AFTER you MURDER Bhelen.
100793793 1 year ago
@CharlotteEmily09 no, you pass his estate and a guy says "Bhelen attacks assembly and is unfortanatley killed, Epic Fail"
arcticshade1 1 year ago
enchantment?
johnspoop 1 year ago
@johnspoop Enchantment!
juxmook 1 year ago
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BlackKhajiit 1 year ago
hahahaha!!!! this absolutely made my day when I found this. Did not hear it when I played the game. I'm officially going to replay this! Thank you for making my day!!!
BlackKhajiit 1 year ago
News of the hour: Grey Warden united Ferelden and killed the archdemon. Suck my pingas darkspawn.
HighKingofEarth 1 year ago 2
crap game, one piece of dialogue doesn't make up for the Broodmothers ********* :|
whatyouis 1 year ago
lmao...i should pay more attention next time
Ninga0809 1 year ago
nice one, i´ve got also and got one (for real):
"Lord Bhelen is ... is ... a bad man, yes! He is a very, very bad man!"
for real
Sheparrrd94 1 year ago 5
EPIC WIN :D
stacoxcz 1 year ago
EPIC WIN :D
stacoxcz 1 year ago
Are you kidding me?:D:D:D:D:D?
Byakugansvk 1 year ago
haha this game pokes fun so well.
rockworm503 1 year ago
Haha when i was playing the game and I heard him say that i was like "HE SAID EPIC FAIL!!!! :D!!!!" It totally made my day
khenali25u8 1 year ago
I love all the little things they put into this game to make us laugh. All the jokes you would only get if your a gamer or have seen a movie or played another game.
Amywilkey 1 year ago
I giggled like mad the first time I heard this XD
skillyaslig 1 year ago
hahahha lmao at the way he says EPIC FAIL xD
i didnt expect it , i must have heard it to , but i ignored it , dang wished i heard it before ... HAHAHA
TheBanned0ne 1 year ago
E-P-I-C F-A-I-L
gravehorder 1 year ago 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA
that.
Is.
Funny.
Bbgood299 1 year ago
lol?
bennemans92 1 year ago
hahaha, nice one
husleman 1 year ago
Does he actually say epic fail in the game?
rmxppool 1 year ago
@rmxppool Yeah he does.
SelphieSK 1 year ago
epic fail :D
BlackMetalButterfly 1 year ago 2
lol
epic
MaDaFaKaSsS 1 year ago
what? is this really true?
(I chose harrowmont)
Raffos538 1 year ago
epic fail, the cake is a lie, Oh cookies, this game is a series of fads! im waiting doe a dlc or mod where if someone is lit on fire they go "IT BURRRRRRRRRRRNZZZZZZZZ"
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago
@NemesisTheZombieKing Or someone will be like, "How many darkspawn are attacking?" Then aomeone will reply, "Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!" Then your dog will yell, "Do a barrel roll!"
thatfallout3guy 1 year ago 2
@thatfallout3guy or p-ossibly a tourretes guy dub during cutscenes.
like in the beginning where your shot in the arm "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!" *falls* "FUUUUUUUCk.....assholes!"
*wakes up*
O shit!"
Morrigan: Ah...your eyes finally open
GW:"....we gonna fuck or what?"
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago 2
@NemesisTheZombieKing Holy crap that would be awesome
thatfallout3guy 1 year ago
@thatfallout3guy and funny dont forget funny :P
*dreams of archdemon* O BOB SAGET!
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago
@thatfallout3guy rofl over nine thousand
SweetOdinsRavens 1 year ago
lmao
death6998 1 year ago
rofl!!!
XxPr0guyxX 1 year ago
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dampnecessity3649 1 year ago
Goddamn, I hate the Paragon of Her Kind Quest! It's so tedious! Much easier with an AW-BM build, crowd control spells, bombs and silverite runes... :D
cessusbangy 1 year ago