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  • you can have a life and you can play games from time to time, if you buy yourself a console it does not mean that you are a retard with out a life but you can transform into one IF... IF you go crazy about it and you dedicate your life to it. GAMES DOES NOT DESTROY LIFES IT MAKES IT FUNNIER

  • LAIR was fun as hell. I dont care what anyone says

  • lol, wtf?

  • jajajajaja, you are a douchebag, go a fap with your poor expectations....

  • Wow. Ur such a fag. Ur just jelouse bc u have no life

  • while your former friends and family forget about your very existence

  • What's funny is that the PlayStation 3 is so properly built that, hardware wise, it literally dominates the XBOX 360 and the Wii combined. Although it's software may be sub-par,l it's still a decent console.

    It's GPU is the NVIDIA RSX which, in reality, is far better than the failure of the XBOX 360's ATI GPU, as well as Nintendo Wii's terrible ATI Hollywood.

  • @PhoeniX999R1 while I'm more of a ps3 fan (its the only console I own) if you're speaking strictly hardware I like ati. 5970 ftw!! Haha

  • @skatesector9 Well, the 5970 is far too big to fit in any console. This is why the PC platform dominates all.

  • @PhoeniX999R1 Actually, Xenos is slightly faster than than RSX, which is why the Xbox 360 usually has better graphics performance on multiplatform games. The PS3 has an advantage only when a game, usually an exclusive, is programmed to offload image post-processing tasks to Cell's SPEs, reducing the load on RSX, which in turn can perform more advanced shading due to the reduced workload.

  • @PhoeniX999R1 lol i thought you wre hating at first cause my eyes started bleeding then i seen you were telling people how much it owns so i pooped a rainbow

  • @skatesector9 I was lmao so hard. Did you do the voiceover?

  • My brain melted .... then i turned my PS3 back on ... All better

  • thats not funny PS3s are way better and just because you dont have a girl friend doesn't mean you can say we dont turd

  • i think I THINK the music is from rejected

  • Sony's tha ball nigga, its dat tru sheet

  • lmao nice idea

  • THANK U I WONT BUY A PS3 NOW! Not really, my dad wont even let me

  • you really should convince your dad to get one though. well worth it.

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  • lol! do one for 360 bro

  • LOL! I think he has a pc and he pay`d like 5 times more than a PS3, and now his sad because he cant afford a PS3!

    Btw: You need to get a life!

  • I love the PS3, and I lol'd at this.

    Why do you guys hate it so much?

  • thank you, it's good to hear a uplifting comment every now and then.

  • fail vid.

  • your voice will ruin your life because you'll never get a girl friend! you'll just make out with your mom all day and wonder what happened to your life!

  • rofl that doesn't really help

  • actually gaming is pretty mainstream now and lots of guys, including their girlfriends play video games...

  • i laughed

  • wow this sucked

  • hay i have an xbox and i still play football and basketball at school skate and dirt bike with my free time and have a hot girlfriend that i do fuck btw. so yeah its all about self control.

  • Epic Fail

  • GAYYYYYYYYYYY

  • C'mon man , tell the truth to your subscribers you can't afford one and you're been telling your girlfriends that you have a PS3 so they think your cool

  • so what does he want to say should . i mean does he want to say ps3 should be banned ? reply soon

  • Shhh he just can't afford one . His 360 broke so it's ok give him his moment

  • who is asking to u lol

  • clearly some sad sad man made the wrong choice and brought a 360 and is sore at the video gaming community now :P

  • this is all true for xbox because of xbox live

  • hahaha very funny.

  • what a load of bullshit. JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THEM.

  • this video is meant to be taken seriously

  • im hoping that was a typo

  • sarcasm

  • O K

  • lol u problably dont have money to buy an xbox

  • ???????

  • i just want to say : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! man you are funny

  • this video was gay.this kid must not get any pussy....btw 360 blows cock

  • Wow you must be talking about your life in this vid xD

  • HAHAHA

  • whats the song called

    btw i got my PS3 for free

    check out my profile to see how

    awesome ad

  • that was kind of gay your voice lol oh well im not bothered about fanboys but ps3 rocks just so u know ppl

  • This videol makes a good point talking about games. If u like playing games alot and have no life, well you might as well start movin ur stuff into the basement! Lol

  • In movie Clockwork Orange is this music too

  • i got the ps3 when it came out and i love it i have both 360 and ps3 and i liike the ps3 more and i have like 20 360 games and only 7 ps3 games and 360 sucks cock

  • bollocks it said i will never get borred i have had my ps3 for a year and im borred of it. i want a big update. i wanna play music in games. fuck it i might get an xbox 360

  • ps3 plays music in games dumbass.

    and 360 sucks your moms dick

  • No i dnt dickhead

    i want to play eminem new album while playing on GTA or cod.

    Xbox 360 can do it.

  • so does ps3

  • Fail.

  • It does? I have a PS3 which I love and go on everyday, and I never seen an option where you can go to a game and play music (on your hard drive, not the game) on the game.

  • yes push the PS button during the game and just play a song

  • lmfao, i love the screen name. thats awesum.

  • LOL!!! epic XD

  • lol at the sample music

  • I think what he was talking about (End of your life) was a joke ok. :P

    I thought it was funny, especially when he was forgeting about the PS3 and focusing on Rubiks cube :P

    PS3 FTW

  • actually i think this ps3 cormmercial SUCKS!

    this ruins the great of the ps3

  • the backgroudn music of your video really SUCKS!!!!

  • the end of my life .

  • i like microsoft its just the xbox 360 dies to quikly i have had my ps3 for three years now and nmy older brother had his xbox 360 for like a year of two and it burntout and died so microsoft sent him a new one so microsoft has done alot of high teck stuff so ya im not saying the ps3 is better im just saying it last long

  • If you guys look up a show called x-play they have gotten news that sony is suffering the most and microsoft is doing just a bit better than the Wii. They say that unless sony can afford to drop the price of the PS3 way down there not going to be sellin a lot of consoles which will make them cut even more jobs and possibly the PS3 itself. A year ago peaple would say that would never happen but with the economy taking a steep dive down the PS3 is in trouble.

    For the record I have PS3 and xbox 360

  • i stopped reading at x-play

  • atari..... still woking! nes, snes, n64, gamecube, wii, neo geo, genesis, dreamcast, ps1 ps2, ps3, xbox .... are all still working! xbox360 .... wait .... wtf .... 3 red lights! damn i just bought it last year!

  • Haha indeed. Isn't the PS3 just for the undeniable victory? :D

  • The PS3 is addicting... but it dosen't affect your life this much.

  • FUCK U

  • hmm... i was able to do the rubiks cube well.. but it's been so long i don't remember any of the algorithm to solve it

  • I'd say 'Game scorce' is more sad.

  • wtf Rubiks! ^-^ to -_- ? now i dont feel like getting ps3.

  • this consol would fit me great

  • lol good advert PS3 FOREVER !

  • It's affect not effect dum ass

  • the voice ruined the video...sounds like he stuck q-tips up his nose and tried to be serious...fail

  • the word "social" will no longer be in your vocabulary.

  • ya man this is hilarious

  • LOL!!!!! this is great! i give it a 5/5! lol

  • haha nice to hear. you're one of very few that actually like little joke. :)

  • I LOVED it! Sony's trying to dominate the world...but thanks to this video, people are refraining from buying it, and spending the last paycheck they'll ever get. Which may be why only 15 million people have one. i think it's pretty cool, but overpriced. Oh no! It's hypnotizing me!!!!!! I only played one for 10 minutes at GameStop. Does anyone know the game's name, I was racing a monster truck, on an outside coarse. And there were cliffs that I fell off of. Nad the graphics were insane!

  • Motorstorm

  • LoL... So only 15 million people own a PS3? Only 20 million sales for the X-Box 360... And then if we subtract the number of people who bought a new X-Box 360 after theirs broke before Microsofts lawsuits then we'll probably find that there's not really a huge difference in total people that own each. And there's the same number of account on PSN as on XBL.

    The PS3 & X-Box 360 really aren't doing well compared to the PS2's 150 million. Looks like the Wii wins. Grr... I don't like the Wii. -.-

  • Your figures are wrong, if you view global figures the sales are in the following order:

    Wii

    Xbox 360

    PS3

    There are about half a million more people on live than PSN, but I know tons of people who have multiple PSN accounts because they are free.

    I bet under 1 million people actually play PSN online all the time.

  • What "figures" of mine are wrong? Looking for an argument? I know the sales numbers, but there are two points to be made:

    1. The 360 had about 5M sales in it's first year, and that's about how much it's ahead.

    2. A lot of people just bought new consoles when they got the RRoD before Microsoft started getting a bunch of lawsuits and had to extend the warranty.

  • And... The PS3 had higher total global sales than the X-Box 360 for the year of 2007 and almost every month of 2008 aswell. I think the X-Box 360 snatched October...

    So if current sales patterns continue then the PS3 will have higher total sales even if we disregard the X-Box 360's headstart & re-buys. A rebuy would mean a person bought a 360 because their old one broke or they wanted to upgrade to an Elite.

    But hey... Those are just sales. ^.^

  • The number of "active" accounts on the PSN has actually cought up to the number of accounts on X-Box Live. The number is pretty accurate too because:

    1. The only reason to make another account is to be able to download from other countries.

    2. Most people don't know how even if they wanted to.

    3. Those who do would have to log onto each account frequently to be considered "active."

    There are about the same number of people, but the PSN community is much more friendly... Not full of kids.

  • amen ! lol

  • not for long wii and nintendo just screwed them selves cause of dumping down good hardcore games

  • Hardcore gamers make up bugger all of the market. Non-gamers make up the majority. Nintendo is scooping up all the money while Sony and Microsoft struggle to try to get a little of the action themselves.

  • yea but nintendos dump down is gona make all games we love suk ballz and us hardcore are alot of ppl so idk wat u talkin about

  • AHA! Microsoft? The scrape every last penny they can find!

  • Sony is trying to Dominate the world? Have you ever heard of Microsoft?

  • Will You Ever Care About Completing A Rubix Cube??

  • ps3 owns everything!!!!! im not a life waster because i play it and i am a black belt in karate!

  • lol nice

  • great video! it was very funny. these people need to chill out about video games. systems are just systems. and 6 years from now you'll get a brand new one and dismiss your old one as a peice of junk. (ive already done it with my ps2/psp)

  • dude you already sound like you a couch patatoe, i bet the only thing you need is a fuckin cookie and your ps3. how about you get a life fag

  • lol

  • you wont be laughing when your 800pounds and dont talk to me like im your friend cause i dont even know you

  • ok maybe i don't know you........ your name sounds familiar tho

  • yeah thats what that fat fuck needs! A FUCKIN COOKIE!

  • haha fuck you. i was kidding with him hes one of my best friends

  • It's true you know

  • Potato

  • dumasses!! playing video games increases a surgeons accuracy in surgery 21% and decreases their chances of making a mistake by 37% this is only for ps3 and wii studies show that the 64 of people who play xbos360 r gay and wii is just whack so ye ps3 rules

  • lol

  • It`s true about the %...and lol at the rest! XD

  • that makes no fucking sense. lol.

  • lmfao well i donno im just having fun(im only 14)whats ur favourite system?

  • Xbox 360, i think the ps3 is good too. I think the wii is lacking, they released their hits now their packing up, no good wii titles coming out for the rest of the year!

    I was saying people who play 360 is gay, if anything more gay people play with their wii =P

  • I was saying you saying gay people play 360 statistic made no sense***

  • hey leave him alone he made a joke because ps3 is your life big deal! get over it!

  • actually i have a wii

  • video games lead people towards careers involving creating video games for other generations, and learning to program them and other software. what practical uses does playing sports have other than staying fit, and learning stategy that you can also see in video games. although the types of problems encountered in sports are more suitable for the army than anything logical today. with UAV's being made by programmers, armies will soon be obsolete, as well as your hate for anything practical.

  • If you took the time to write a script for this and put it on Youtube, then say WE have no social life, then congratulations, you're a hypocrite! And if not, then why make a video insulting something you know nothing about? That's just mindless and stupid! Avarice within is right. I couldn't of said it better myself.

    Gamers are like movie-goers. They prefer more interaction with what they see. If that's not a trait of a social person, then I don't know what is.

  • hey man did i say i have a real life? im one of the biggest nerds i know and my social life is little to none other than my skating. but thanks for confirming that for me.

    and trust me 95% of my life is video games.

  • nice speech impediment though

  • you realize that the video game industry is the fastest growing industry in the world? those people who play video games, and enjoy them might just become a video game designer, programmer, or hell maybe even own a video game company that uses their intelligence to create, and program entertainment for the next generation.

    next time you decide to diss gamers, look at what they become, and think about who programmed your operating system, or the software you used to edit this video with.

  • to everyone that took this seriously and actually thought i think video games are a waste of life. think again. i can ALMOST garantee i am more about video games than them.

  • video games wasting lives? and reducing thought?

    obviously you haven't been conscious long enough to have remembered tetris, a classic puzzle game. since the beginning video games have provoked thought, and get the user to solve problems to reach their goal. just like in real live you come across problems and must solve them. reducing thought process? no definitely not. please take some time to see that video games must be created by someone, that someone is/was most likely a gamer.

  • look at my comment bellow....

    also i spent 2000 dollars on a gaming laptop just so i can play video games while im at work

  • Never tried WoW, and PS3 Rocks. Video Games are NOT life wasting - they are an escape from life. But hey, an opinion is an opinion, and in MY opinion, games are a great way to pass the time between events in the real world, and do things you wouldn't ordinarily be able to do. Just don't assume gamers don't have lives.

    Otherwise, this is a funny video, but some future advice - next time, rip on the console you are making fun of, not the people who took the time to watch YOUR video.

  • look at my other comments.

    next time time thing/or read before you decide to write

  • i realise you bought a ps3 yourself, and you say a gaming laptop, but i am merely disproving all statements you have made in the video showing that gaming isnt the end of your life. apparently you have a very low self esteem to make such a demeaning video about yourself, and should possible be seeking some help.

  • for the guy who made this video go fuck yourself i'm going to shove your Wii or Xbox 360 up your candy stripped ass

  • are you seriously retarded? no really though are you really that fucking dumb? i want to know how it is possible you can comment on youtube videos when you're this fucking retarded.

    READ SOME OF MY OTHER COMMENTS before you decide to act like you know anything, dumbass.

  • go fuck yourself you cocksucker you made this video to insult a great system and every one that owns one and tell how can i be retarded if i know this video was made to insult the Playstation 3 and the people that buy it so go sit on your dads fucking cock you cock lover

  • first of all i can accuratly say that you just further proved my point in you being a retard.

    secondly since i can clearly see you didnt read my other comments. i waited 50 hours in line to buy myself a ps3 on november 06 and am loving it. how long did you wait in line? "cock sucker"

    thirdly you are an epic failer to human kind and to insulters everywhere.

    anyone who has half a brain can clearly see im making fun of the sony commercial and not the brand or console itslelf.

    suck it.

  • you son of a bitch i waited since Playstation 3 first came out and saved enough to get it and if you want to fucking make fun of sony than go ahead but the way this video was made it's insulting to any Playstation 3 owner & fans of it so if you are Playstation 3 owner you should have respect to your fellow gamers hell this video sounds something a 360 or Wii owners would make so sit on that cum lover

  • well obviously im not a 360 or wii gamer so that right there proves you wrong. so the fact remains that im a hardcore ps3 player and i can joke about the console without feeling bad. and without many others feeling bad. but some i guess are just a little too sensitive on the subject ehem ehem. actually im starting to think you are the one who is insecure about your ps3 while im soo happy and content with mine that i can say anything i want about it and still know i got what i want.

  • while you are so insecure about your ps3 that you have to attemt at bashing every little thing you think is negative about the ps3. face it im more of a ps3 fan than you.

  • haha you think i care for things like that i'm not defending it i just hate fags like you that think there so all & mighty even tho there worthless and also talked shit and made jokes about PS3 you think u can say any thing without regret well than your more of a douchbag that i thought you were and for saying your a hardcorefan please your just a poser that can't appreciate what he's got so go ask your boyfriend to fuck you up the ass because this feud is over

  • there you go proving my point once again.

    it's over when i say it's over you fucking cunt. now you unpop that collar sit right the fuck down.

  • soo you think i should regret making fun of a video game console? you hate people that make slightly degrading videos on a video game commercial? you think you can say wheather or not im a fan of my own system? sounds a little rediculous dont you think? well if this is the way you think on a daily basis then I THINK you need to check yourself into a mental asylum. perhaps a gay one considering you're so obsessed with the subject.

  • dudes.. you guys are fighting over a random video which honeslty, doesnt matter..

    grow up man, u guys are makin paragraphs for each other, dedicating your time just to fight with another, random youtube user.. its pathetic.. u 2 need to get girlfriends n get laid, honestly

  • hmmmmm looks like someone else is getting jealous. you want in on this? hahaha

    anyway. im not arguing to prove im right or wrong im arguing to win. it's actually what i do when im bored. i consider myself a professionial arguer. thanks for putting down my profesion... *sigh* jk

  • fuck you i already have a girlfriend and shut the fuck up when man are fighting

  • don't worry or comments didn't take more than five minutes to think up, unlike this video's false allegations towards gamers, and their futures.

  • you just don't know when you're beat listen up it's low lifes like you that deserves a kick in the balls and don't try to mess with my head believe me it won't work you that has a PS3 insult it while some would kill to have one so you're a fucking asshole and you don't say when this is over i say when this is over you worthless piece of shit and this is over go get a fucking life

  • you said nothing to back up your arguement. you keep saying the same shit over and over again and i keep telling you that even though i have a ps3 and like it i can still joke about it. please if you dont have anything new to add to the argument except weak insults. i say you hang up the towel.

  • don't u have life after i'm done i'm heading to my girlfriend and fuck her. you say my insults are weak coming from the guy trying to play head games that hasn't even worked just because you own a PS3 and you can make fun of it and not care doesn't make you the better man this just means your a jackass with a PS3 that has no social life. my defense to PS3 it rocks and you suck amateur if you send me a reply i won't answer cause i know when to stop

  • look, i dont care that you're going over to your girlfriends house? why the fuck did you just say that? that has no relavance to what we are talking about. hey btw im about to go skate in a little while. cool eh? who the fuck cares. when did i say i was the better man? you're throwing words into my mouth. MY FINAL POINT. ANYONE (not just me) that has a ps3 is allowed to make jokes about it and others SHOULDNT feel bad about these jokes. end of story. have a nice fuck. hope you dont get aids.

  • You mean that when I get one I will transform into a worthless leather bag filled with bones and organs???

    Shit!

    The EXACT opposent the Wii does.

    ...Maybe?... Nah!

  • because it just can do a lot of things why would u make sometin that is capable of doin so many things just a game console it dosent make sense and when someting dosent make sense its usually not true do u understand me?

  • wii rocks

  • video game systems should only play video games and have online play capabilities. Why the hell is it called a game console if it does everything else? It shouldnt be called Playstation 3, it should be called Multistation 3.

  • They've consistently reffered to it as a,"entertainment system" it has,linux,skype,games,movies,o­nline,etc

    As well as keyboard/mouse compatibily and an internet browser.basically it's everything you could need for a total of 399$ Judeging by your comment,i'd say your a 360 fanboy.Why you even watching PS3 vids if you dont like it? Shouldnt you be getting t-bagged on halo?

  • im not a 360 fan boy. those are the worst kind of people alive! Im just pissed off that they made this system so friggin expensive! SO dont jump to conclusions so quickly. Who needs all that extra shit on a system that is originally intended to be a video game system. I just want to play the dam games not all that extra bullshit that makes it expensive! (by the way Halo gargles balls)

  • PS3 Rocks but your video doesn't

  • lol, very well done

  • dude killzone 2 will rape every console game ever. check out the PRE-ALPHA stages from 2008

  • vous avez plein de merde!

    stfu!

  • gt5p = winner

  • gt5. = wiiiinnnnnnerrr

  • ps3 sucks balls and if anyone wants an honest opinion on the best console

    WII is better better games controls

    ps3 sucks wii rules

  • haha unless you are not being sarcastic.

    any console that doesnt have gta4 sucks

  • you WOULD like them games

  • i do, and i like many other games like smg an ssbb, but id have to say mgs games are my favorite. what kind of games do you like mr expert on taste

  • shake dolla

  • u stole my shit

    bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shut the fuck up!!!!!

  • u stole my shit

    bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shut the fuck up!!!!!

  • u stole my shit

    bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Decent computer > Ps3? Wow. please update yourself

  • i know better than anyone, i have/built my own rig..... buut ive come to the relization video games are not about power they are about GAMES. so i got a ps3 as well for games that PC will never get ie: mgs4, force unleashed, littlebigplanet, gta4 (early not 6 months later), FF13, burnout paradise, army of two.... etc yup having a ps3 for mgs4 alone is a good enough reason.

  • dont get me wrong i still love my rig better than anything... :) but there are so many reasons to have a ps3.

  • I have to agree with you there. It's the same reason I own a 360. For games, consoles are much more convenient than computers. I think PS3's problem though, isn't it's games. Why did they need to make it multimedia capable? If you can afford a PS3, odds are you have a computer, and don't really need the thing to do all that multimedia crap when your pc will do it better. Blue ray? Why? I don't get it. Again, something cheaper and more efficient on computer.

  • I think the samething.

  • For all you PS3 fan boys, buy a decent computer for shit sake. PS3 is not a excellent console. It is a mediocre computer, which plugs into your tv.