A Christmas Story - Ralphie Beats Up Bully

[Urhoboman5]

A metaphor for all of humanity!!!

[cablemanization]

Somebody tell me does shwartz hate flick???????

[OldMule75]

Way to to Ralphie!! May all bullies receive a similar thrashing.

[OreoMan951]

1:10 that is literally what my cry sounded like when my pet died. no joke.

[tovara22]

I heard what he said "dang numb stink of piss!"

[pankclaw]

that'll teach pete and pete to fuck with ralphie again.

[cKy420cKy]

this movie sucks jsut cuz its old and considered a classic people think its good, fuck off this movie is horrible with a peice of shit script

[rockinlaxmo]

In a 2012 re-make Ralphie would pop a cap in Farkus` ass.

[edwardd6681]

would of been better if he beat him to death much more bloody and fun to watch

[TheSuperkooz]

the best part is when ralphie chokes him out at the end, smashing his head into the ground... priceless!

[Weedox3]

LOL The bully's theme is the same one as the wolf's in Peter and The Wolf.

[OreoMan951]

1:43 ralphy said nigga after shwartz said holy smokes

[AceHangman]

@OreoMan951 I'm pretty sure he really said 'Haveaknucklesandwich,' but it is hard to tell. They were very careful in the movie not to have dirty words during those 'swearing' scenes, like when the father is cursing about the car in garage. The movie censors spent a lot of time playing those scenes back in slow motion listening for them.

[123omgmom]

damn, nigga got his ass beat.

[guerra6726]

Best ever.

[Gordontrek]

Let'im have it Ralphie!!!!

[Jmswlks]

Scut Farkus would have made a great porn director.

"When I tell you to cum, you better cum!"

[kh2fmfan]

die you stupid bully

[stronghurst1]

That guy has yellow eyes -- so help me -- yellow eyes!

[sc077tube]

i lol every time.

[AgApE010]

I disliked this video as an expression of my individuality.

[sausagepie29]

Ralpie pwned that other kid

[Reach1335]

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering, Farkus' suffering to be precise. 

[malbecks316]

Rorschach did it better. Fuck bullies.

[binarystar300]

5 people didn't cum when scott farkus told them to cum

[hellofaname]

Farkus later grew up to be Rorshach

[newf360]

5 bullies disliked this video.

[SuperChocoTaco111]

You show him Ralphie!! Farkus is not gonna give u any more crap!!

[jadonap]

pussy

[speed47g]

1:32 to 1:34 "You doberman norton damn nipple" XD

[MrZakman11]

0:38 that kid is so ugly as shit

[KingOystar]

Farkus soooooo diserved that beating!

[Brian211978]

Who all watches this show 2 or more times each year?

[dorababyboy]

"Im calling my dad!" Ralphie should have said "Call you dad pussy! I'll beat his ass too"

[dorababyboy]

1:03 Ralphie was like "You want some bitch? You can get it too muthafucka!"

[psycho826]

1:44 "fuck nigga"

[TheRealThreeP]

Season's beatings, Farkus!

[xD1FuzIONzX]

hahaha lol that was well funny

[027220]

0:18 - :25 Farcus is an idiot.

[ARok2010]

Talk about comin over here, talk about John 3:16, Ralph 3:16 says I just whipped your ASS!

[TheBlackHercules]

@ARok2010 LOL!!! I WAS JUST WATCHIN' MY STONE COLD: THE BOTTOM LINE DVD

[tjmilliner1011]

Oh yeah! Ralphie sure opened up a can of whoop-ass on Scut...for real :-P

[trinbajam]

A every now and again, ya gotta do a "Ralphie" and just beat the BEJEEZE outta your "Scut Farkas". I aint mad at Ralphie at all. LOL!!!



[KingOystar]

5 bullies got stood-up to!

[StarfoxFanEX]

The best song that would go with this scene would be Fight Music by D-12 (aka The Dirty Dozen).

[hisboo911]

i like the songs that plays right after this scene, when mommy takes raphie home. anyone know what its called?

[Weasler455]

Farkus=Liberalism

Ralphie=REAL Americans

The day: Election Day 2012

Beware!



[artcolding]

lol at 1:31 and the choking

[73WCD]

Randy picks up Ralphie's glasses,Good Brother!!

[Haloguys5]

I hate it when bullies get beat up, and the bullies tell.

[1988TimT]

1:35 Naked Chris

[MARCOx87x]

Ralphie fucked his world UP!

[1peterkim123]

Yeah bullies were like that in the 40s.

Now they have guns. :D

[texasholdemholden]

hell yeah.... you could beat someone like that, and for that long in the 1940's

[Chester7348]

Let me pretend that this is wwe wrestling: Ralphie ( John Cena ) Vs. Farkus ( The Miz ). Farkus got wooped and Ralphie won. Ralphie ( John Cena ): WINNER, Farkus ( The Miz ): LOSSER.

[MrDante609]

1:35 stinking piss

[Golem5900]

@ngamino

Farkus deserves to have the $#!+ beat out of him for being a Neighborhood bully!

[GSRGaming115]

made him squeal like a girl lol

[ecruzsenga1]

Ralphie the first episode of bully beatdown with the 1st video proof of mma ground pound on film.

[SuprGT]

Ralphy! Ralphy!  shhhhhhhhhhh your mother.......

[Slimslami]

merry christmas everybody

[1988TimT]

1:40 Sticken Bitter Butter

[kevin0070]

Rackin brackin splattin bloathsome! Him and yosemite Sam could curse up a storm

[JRod1792]

"You can see here in the replay, Mike, he gets that Machida-like body-lock takedown, and ends up in half-guard. From there, he's content to lay on the ground and pound, landing some brutal shots, until the ref eventually sees enough and stops it. Beautiful execution" "Here's Bruce Buffer with the official decision"

[zt1053]

This scene speaks to all kids that feared to bully at school.

[trashdog24]

I would've beat up that faggot little bully not the other one lol

[gzillag]

Justice.

[comeback233]

is own now lol

[Riddle917]

nerd rage

[kaloshilo]

Ralphie invented MMA Ground and Pound long before Tito Ortiz.

[FluffMaster101]

It's on now.

[DWarrior4]

I'm telling my dad rofl

[keeshababy27]

Watching this movie now on TBS....24 hours of a christmas story!

[kaloshilo]

@keeshababy27 Same here!

[suny123boy1]

@keeshababy27

True that, this movie never gets old!

[jeffleonard23]

5 people got beat up by ralphie

[legofanatic012]

how dare he say the d word and b word!

[Bigdog24924]

at 1:43 he sayd nigga!!!!!

[Xunkun]

@Bigdog24924 I heard that, too, heh

[HeroSavage]

Every year I look forward to this asshole getting his beatdown.

[gameshowluvr86]

@HeroSavage For realz, homie!!

[shadowslasher11X]

Just goes to show ya kids, everyone is all talk until they get their asses kicked and start screaming like a pussy.

[dlausactor6373]

Aww, you stopped just short of the best part!

[gameshowluvr86]

"Punks jump up, to git BEAT DOWN..."

- Brand Nubian

[DeEagle66]

lol this movie is a classic. i watch it every christmas it became a tredition ever since i was little

[OldBenKenobi100]

He beat the shit out of that kid for a solid minute.

[bingdat]

1:31 You farting nigger damn nickel. Bang gong to make the crisps!

1:40 Stickle fighter bladder puss.

1:44 Dig it! Fuck fuck!

[gwyd619]

Why do bully's in films always have freckles lol

[BeyondLame]

1:42

did he say what i think he said??

[CrazyDrgonRider]

The BEST MOVIE EVER

[Squeaked]

0:21 That's what she said.

[katietimmons]

0:45 looks like my angry baby cuzin

[eldiablov2]

PS The ref likely would have deducted a point for 2:01 to 2:05

[frugeIII]

He says nigga at 1:44

[98eck]

Favorite part 2:01 to 2:05

[eldiablov2]

It's even funnier if you put UFC commentary over it" "Ralphie shoots for the takedown and gets it! He moves to half guard now, and he's landing hammerfists! Farkus better do something or this could be it! Ralphie is teeing off! Farkus is hurt! The Ref looking closely! IT'S ALL OVER!!!! RALPHIE WINS BY TKO!!!!!!! RALPHIE IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!"

[eldiablov2]

And the technique known as "Ground and pound" was born

[themorbidsymphony]

ralphie put the hammer fist on him!!! mma pioneer

[ninjawraith17]

0:50

And the audiences worldwide ROAR with triumph!

[problemgirl1238]

Even now I still laugh at the word Farkus

[girlcrazy4781]

Unusual that this little white kid is calling another white kid..."nigga"

[boingokky]

Those.Blue.Eyes!!

[wwex2j57]

0:20 I better cum?

[carwhiz90]

The way Ralphie tackled Scut to the ground reminds me of when a quarterback gets brutally tackled by a linebacker well Ralphie was the linebacker!!

[mediadude08]

RALPHIE = BOSTON BRUINS

SCUT FARKUS = VANCOUVER CANUCKS

[ryryslugger88]

greatest scene in the history of xmas movies

[MandeeGirl19]

My favorite movie, and my favorite scene it's great!!

[DaKoopaRulz]

holy doo! owned

[FoneArc]

Watching this movie has been a Christmas staple since 1983.

[gundome12]

Damn

[Trainman11185]

lol scut farkus got owned

[jleafman10]

He should've never thrown that snowball. Ralphie went medieval on his ass.

[rodeocyclone]

Ralphie, played by nine-year old Chuck Norris.

[PotLover4Life]

00:22 - 00:25 that's what she said.

[pcostel1]

This movie made me hate gingers.

[ZombieMegaman]

@ 1:43-1:44 I thought I heard him say "Nigga"

[sbrown8937]

Just finished watching the movie an hour ago.what a Classic. Randy is about my age now. A year younger I think.

[sbrown8937]

Double1975, I thought so too. Scut, Scott the way the narrator said it,they sound the same.

[SuperBobdabuilder]

0:18 he has snow on him and at 0:24 its gone! magic?

[NeonClock]

@SuperBobdabuilder - It melted from Ralphie's burning rage!

[bearbowman]

@SuperBobdabuilder Look up the lamp. When the wife breaks it and she is holding it the lamp is in three pieces. When she hands it back to the old man it is in once piece(sorta)still incased in the net hose.

[F14ace]

And THAT is how you deal with bullies.

[027220]

@F14ace Depends.

[Robertthewren]

ralphie is my hero man, i had to beat up this dude who wouldnt leave me alone in high school, and i get all teary eyed whenever I watch this.

i dont know exactly why

[TheOnyxNightshade]

Little Zangief who? This is the ORIGINAL "bullied kid fights back" scene!

[bertmustin]

Never understood why Ralphie and his Mom didn't want his dad to know about Ralphie beating up the bully.

[NoNameDEF]

@bertmustin

The mother told the father about the fight. But Ralphie was scared his old man would punish him because he was swearing during the fight.

Yeah it doesn't make sense.

[bertmustin]

@NoNameDEF

So she did tell him. I didn't realize this. I kind of thought the Mom didn't want the old man to encourage Ralphie to start fighting.

[carihigs]

He got trolled to the extreme...

[BrothaBill]

When I tell you to cum, you better cum.

I cummed.

[sierra99ify]

@BrothaBill, that's what she said!!!!

[MrBorisbadenov22]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!

[sedfelyles]

Damn

[easy2120]

Playground justice.

[nocturned85]

RALPHIE GONE CRAZY!!!

[ChozoWarriorEcho24]

i heard damn nipple

[supermanguy1214]

Idk what Ralphie says while he's pummeling him but its HILARIOUS! "DORK NO GOOD DAMN NOTHIN!" Lol!!!

[unelejido]

go boy but you shound told your mom not hite hem but good job for standed up for your

[Kiddynamite432]

Dang! Ralphie kicked Farkus' butt!  Next time a kid messes with me badly, I'm going Ralphie on him.

[blondago56]

ralphie goes postal on the mean dude....

[Doobie1975]

I can totally relate to this scene cause back in school (back in the mid 90s) I used to get constantly harassed by a student who was a couple grades behind me and one day I got so angry that I've stabbed him in the arm with a pencil and he stopped bullying me after that but I did get suspended for 3 three days, sadly a couple years ago he assaulted a 17 year old boy and stole money out of his wallet so he could support his drug habit and got sentenced to 7 years in prison for assault and robbery

[Doobie1975]

does anybody notice that Scut Farkus wears the same exact clothes throughout the entire movie? I also used to think Scut's name was Scott Farkus

[zeldagamelover24]

can he beat up the high school seniors at my high school

[finalman25]

@zeldagamelover24 do it yourself

[zosofan818]

I'm Ralphie in the school play and I get to beat up one of my friends. hehe

[bamatommy]

I love the scene, but I wish Ralphie would have twisted Scut's neck until it broke.

[Taramw32]

@bamatommy That would've had to turn into a totally different genre. ;)

[videogames991]

Butter fuck hehe

[VTwinty]

Bully Beatdown! XD

[DakariKingMykan]

Bullies who watch this sceen... GET THE MESSAGE!!!

You push us... we can push too... HARD!!!

[butterflylove890]

lolz 0:51 get wat he deserve :D

[butterflylove890]

poor ralphie....but you taugh him a lesson never mess with kids because they little than you or else you would find out why....ralphie the mess out of him lolz.....ralphie have such pretty eyes

[JediGTI]

I can't believe Scott Farkus was in Transformers.  He was the redheaded soldier with the glasses.

[MrPerono]

lol he beat him down tito ortiz style

[angryjoy]

0:49

Beast Mode

[Makinitbig2010]

Damn...Ralphie laid that punk ass bitch out like the red carpet at the oscars

[Lostzilla847]

@Makinitbig2010 shut up

[YearningForHonesty]

1:33 did he say "nigguh"? What did he say from 1:30 on? Couldn't understand a thing.

[1337blackman]

DID HE DIE?