Verne Troyer and Yao Ming Apple Ad

[sou1retriever]

This commercial is kind of racist in a way. Don't get it, go figure.

[starwarsproducciones]

i just clicked for yao ming

[FreeForAllGamerz]

lol funny

[nahor88]

great commercial but fuck Mac...

[wasuppeli]

over compensating

[Spacemonkeymojo]

They should swap lol

[kobesarmy]

RIP steve jobs.

[1hanzus]

@kobesarmy fuck you

[redimitrakistorm]

The world's first & only 17 inch notebook computer ?!? WTF APPLE WTF

[apollo14444]

@redimitrakistorm when it launched it was the first 17 inch notebook computer you moron...

[WoahSalmo]

@redimitrakistorm

morrrron...

[007Pogo]

0:50 :fuckthatmeme: 

[alankcc]

being able to reach the overhead while sitting down must be so damn convenient...

[squiddelz12321]

change the narrator and it would be better

[jd55192]

Oh, the disparity.

[THX10538]

Classic commercial

[dralger]

Very funny.

[renidrag92]

wtf

[JokerSDN]

Well, the little guy was a porn star... No joke.

[fivestringbassplayr]

lmfao

[snoop0x7b]

You know... The 12" powerbook was not the first 12" laptop. I had an HP OmniBook 500 before that came out in 2000 that was 12", and actually about a quarter inch thinner... This commercial's funny though.

[Someguy9406]

@snoop0x7b fucking hipster

[JBLaOHeI]

the 12 looked extra small and the 17 looked extra big

[rambofan334]

I would love to see these 2 guys in a movie as best friends, that would be fucking sweet.

[SoupaMario]

@rambofan334

Yeah... that movie already exists starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

[idiotrun1997]

Wait who's the little guy next to Yao? Is he a real person or just an animated 3D model?

[TaiTranAznOne]

@idiotrun1997 That's Verne Troyer,he's real xD

[habudabuda]

It's funny because the 17 inch notebook is bigger then Verne troyer. And because the narrator is part of collegehumor.

[TaiTranAznOne]

Verne Troyer was Like: HIGH DEFINITION CHINEEES!!!!

Yao Ming was Like: I'm Azn and i'm Bigger then u Dwarf,Shut up...

[demon4411]

@TaiTranAznOne yo verne is a midgit not a dwarf

[Graciemow1010]

Mini Me!!!!!!!!!

( I'm not being rude by the way, for all you dumb asses that haven't seen Austin Powers!)

[Grizzlez1]

@Graciemow1010 i saw that movie its mad funny.

[MetalShreader]

great commercial

[DrJohnyHaze]

obviously yaos laughing cause he knows his penis is humongous

[habbomam212]

0:44 looks like he looking ay yao's dick like how is mine bigger aint got nothing to do with laptops

[Xboy323]

does anyone know yao was drunk for the whole shoot? XD

[xTheGrimMushroomX]

Haha i laughed at 0:44 =DD

[CerebralCortexan]

Man this is hilarious! If you liked this you should totally check out this video: It's called Evil Doctor Van Smorgesboard. If you don't watch it then you will die....

[SmkSimonC]

hahaha funny

[ShadowAgentFox]

subblimminal messages..

[vle24]

Yeah, and you guys like to talk about other guys' dick sizes because?

[Thegeekfather1215]

Funny. Five stars

[qensharrit]

Is this about laptops or is it about d sizes mini m got the bigger d

[ericown]

mini me was like yeah i got the bigger thing

[y2trigazn]

Hes watching crouching tiger hidden dragon!

[kimblesteven]

JEFF GOLDBLUM!!

[mustang53677]

the computer is bigger than Mini Me

[hoogerson]

lol he is big as that laptop of his xD

[slimboni123]

mini me is like mines bigger lol

[number3665]

hahaha thats too funny

[TarksTV]

19 people dont have mac

[HiredGun187]

lulz were had...I don't watch TV so this is the first time I seen htis..

I had a good chuckle

[jinchengfredde]

Ming got pwnd! XD

[NYSA1789]

Thank you very much for your video, I love it, really love it!! Yao Ming's one of my favorite basketball player. In my opinion, he's soo cool and down to earth.

[aofoyayo]

hahah love this clip. yaos the man

[Irregulation]

thay gave yao the smaller apple cuz asians have small penises how racist ... wait im asian

[seussremix1395]

@KoolJayJ what are you talking about? Yao is asian

[KoolJayJ]

@seussremix1395 ..... a giant asian, 7ft 6 should ensure a horse dick

[hyphyC11]

@KoolJayJ aaaand for those of use who DONT think about other mens dicks.. still a computer commercial.

[jakeo96]

verne troyer ftw

[luckyranadey775]

they would give the "small" one to yao..cuz hes chinese right??

[stanford971]

What would've really made this commercial epic, would be if the switched at the end after they smiled

Fckyea ending lol.

[TheArnoldBusk]

transcribe audio and it says: next big and small things from taiwan

[Koinuboy]

Wow...Vern can easily have more than enough leg room even in coach.

[WilsonTwo]

whathe fuck

[jaypeddie]

yeah right verne troyer your hands couldn't reach the number keys

[191billy]

the laptop is bigger than the mini guild.

[Orbinson98]

that is a funny advert

[Ohemgee35]

cuuuuuttttteeeee!!!!!!lol

[LightSwitchToTheMind]

That's funny, because stereotypes.

[jamesellis02]

it looked like mini me's laptop had it's own legs

[andrewjohnson4015]

this makes me wanna go buy a midget and an oversized chinaman

[19Gui86]

17 inch.. biggest? does that date from back in the medieval times?

[orauf1]

@19Gui86 no its cuz its EXACTLY 17"

never been done before looool

[beesje16]

haha

[WhiteJarrah]

I fucking hate Apple computers. But cute ad.

Isn't that Jeff Goldblum doing the narration?

[K2kurama]

When was this commercial? The world's first and only 17 inch notebook..... I bought a 17 inch toshiba in 2003..... I hope that this commercial is before 2003 otherwise it would have been wrong....

[theeponym]

@K2kurama It was January 2003.

[IGHballer42]

Did you know that right before this commercial Yao mistook gin for water and he chugged a whole glass, his face got all red and he started to cough. Lucky it stopped in time for the commercial.

[SuperKabana]

@IGHballer42 rofl

[vireak209]

O' there saying asian people have small computers!

[hanwenzero]

@vireak209 LOL!

[WowIzAweSomE]

Ahaha .

[anarchy3E]

i bet if vern uses it for 50 minutes it ll burn his legs into gingerbread sticks

those things produce a lot of heat

[hanwenzero]

@anarchy3E only if it made by ACER D:<.. tho i never used a mac

[BladeOfAnon]

Vinn: "Mine's bigger."

[amdigo]

gnaw they make a great team!

[rigenzea]

lol when mini me watching Chinese movie.....

[wtftizmasta11]

@rigenzea That was star wars.......

[rigenzea]

@wtftizmasta11 after star wars bro... take a look at it again...

[HmongLovepho]

dats one fucked up commercial lol

[expertsk8er4566]

u know u should trade laptops becuz i thought that would happen because verne keeps looking at yao's laptop

[rockogambi]

Draenei and Gnome.

Seriously, Blizzard should have Yao do a commercial for WoW. Afterall, we got Mr. T, Mini Me, William Shatner and Osbourne... I want to see Yao do a Tunak Tunak Tun.

[marioiverson]

0:12 :D:D:D

[Kyletaylor1995]

Lol xD

[shanebyrne996]

lol

[SkateGuitarBball]

the next big and small things from apple. lololol. sounded messed up

[SuperAccordionDude]

This message is typed on a 15" PowerBook G4

[VoiceOfTheEmpeor]

-Trade ya?

-Sure.

[ThatRabajanteShow]

Ming looks so young..

[wavvydude]

haha

[alberto9911]

nice ad

minimi is now the smalest man in the wolrd...

[yt2catv]

loool mini me got covered up completely by the mac

[dotlyons]

mini me is adorable!! i love short people

[smsbraves]

0:47 IS A KODAK MOMENT

[john7758258]

DMagdaleno100: you would know right after sucking both of them

[xXMonteCristoXx]

hey, how rude to assume he sucked them, how do you know he didnt dream about sucking them?

[DMagdaleno100]

Their cocks are the same size

[toyin71]

lol he shoulda said, can we switch?

[Taylorcoolzy1314]

lol xD

[SiddaIverson]

lol

[austing12]

lol how ironic

[funkyfresh63]

What they did was very smart as they had a vern troyer holding the bigger labtop (giving the illusion to a bigger size) in addition they had yao ming use the small labtop (giving the illusion of the small size)

[Cianothekid]

No shit sherlock.

[Wired2X]

@funkyfresh63, NO SHIT, SMARTASS!!

[BAHchikabowwow]

lmao, my exact reaction

[latequilera22]

Damn i remember this. haha

[joyinnas]

yao ming and mini me doing laptop apple ad

[liberalkiller]

what year?

[Gotmilk0112]

First 17-inch laptop? Daaamn, how old is this commercial? lol

[MRmatthieu49]

big guy got the small 1 small guy got the big 1

[antkiller9494]

thx sherlock

[bwalb8988]

lmfao rofl thats sooo funny haha

[Supergordan64]

Ah, so funny.

[lejdcool]

i love vern troyer, dude's hillarious

[SlabIronChest]

I do not want to know what Verne Troyer really looks at on his computer. Did anyone see him on the surreal life? Good God

[TheShaqq]

rofllllllllll this is soooo cute. and funnnnnyyyy

[Dana5760]

That was adorable

[iBook3503332]

I agree.

[hjmndj]

small asians, average caucasians!

[sailorenlil]

Anyone here see the making of this in the "Year of the Yao" documentary? There was an outtake where Mini-Me said to Yao "You have a very big head" in perfect Chinese (lol).

[ThinkingBetter]

Cute

[Xboy323]

LOL, YAO'S IS EFFING MINIATURE

[Jam85954]

LOL that was so funny

[Bumbellbeeman]

haha so nice

[Gears2Master]

lol that was funny

[BallzOnFire11]

Very good :D

[jerusalemjoe334]

years later this is still great

[ahgaurgr]

lol yao had to send over a bit to fit standing up

i wish i was that tall

[gunny556fly]

mini me's like mine's bigger

[matthewdeschutter]

lol xD thise is great

[airr916]

lol, Mini Me should get inside Yao's lauggage so he can save some money on that 1st class seat.

[34cybertron56]

O___O

[Noscov]

hahaha! So nice!

[smaldo11]

lol he is so small i love it!! hah

[Gameczar]

mini me is about his kneecaps XD

[pieterhop]

Die kleine is van goldmember

[destroyallnerds]

yao ming looks over and was like

"lunch<3"

[Yahh698]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!­!

[narutard123123]

lol, i was hoping they would trade.

[LyndonJohnson1968]

Sadly, after shortly (5 minutes) after filming this, Yao mistook Vern for a hard boiled egg and ate him. RIP Vern.

[bumshka21]

@LyndonJohnson1968 awesome AWESOME comment

[MCwelfare]

@LyndonJohnson1968 Epic comment and epic user name.

[JesskahhWaraich]

LOLOL .

That's so cute xD

[iraqibful]

LOL me too !

[jefferyhasimani]

I love this commercial I think it is the best ever!!

[AIFORLIFE3]

lmaooo at what P3RSIANpinoy said

[AsianInvazian]

great commercial... or greatest?

[Lingstarismo]

So Yao Ming has a 12 inch and Mini me has a 17 inch??? That sounded wrong..

[stupidmonkey69]

haha... I think they purposely did that as a joke!!! lol

[P3RSIANpinoy]

Thats impossible; how can an Asian dude have a 12 inch one? LOL Just kidding

[naruto3071]

I'm Asian and I laughed.

[YourMother003]

haha... what the fucking fuck fuck fuck does that have to do with... ANYTHING?!

[naruto3071]

replying to a comment. Persianpinoy's.

[Chingsauce]

Probly true.

XD

[PurePower025]

I remember Yao Ming took a dump once on tv, and Yoda came out!!!

This time, it looks like Mini-Me came out!

[Devikvampire]

Hahaha! Epic.

[zXxSinDitxXz]

fuck

[zXxSinDitxXz]

Holy crap how tall is Yao Ming.

[steroidz92]

about 7 6

[jonathanexp2]

i think 7.6

[niojoker]

Mini Me!!!

[prsurici24]

awesome lol....

[BurwoodPCYC]

You can tell Yao Ming is massive, since he managed to grab his laptop from the baggage area above him, while sitting in his chair.

[FunnyManDudeGuy]

haha thats wat i was thinking when i was 1st watching this lol

[Mariahsunshine]

hah that is great!

[rey619yomama]

apple always have awesome commercials

[ClassATransportation]

ROFL

Love it !

[3939allen]

i hate apple products but i love this commercial

[trickpanda]

hallelujah

[scheiSSkind77]

He must look like a giant monster to minime.