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  • @kantonerei strange how you don't use independence for England in there, as if England is somehow holding the other countries captive into the UK. You obviously know nothing about the union of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland because a) you would realize that Great Britain was created by a Scottish king and Lords b) the majority of the Northern Irish want to be British, and have voted for that and c) you'd realize that all FOUR countries benefit massively from Britain.

  • @kantonerei

    mfw you invented none of them things.

  • @kantonerei "independence for Scotland wales and N Ireland".

    Fine by us..lol

  • lol im going to tell you something now dont judge english by these idiots there a bunch of middle aged idiots they tend to live in small villages and towns in england they have shit teams so they get all proud when england plays every country with a shit team has problems with hooligans in football that includes england btw i am english and i love the way german's play footbal so dont judge us by these middle aged pathetic cunts most of us are nice people these idiots are the shame of england

  • @kantonerei India killer ??? haha did you know after Britain settling in India overall we cut the mortality rate by approximately 50%, providing clean water and supplies which were carted around the train tracks we built over there , also educating the Indian people and teaching them how to run their country. Yes there was killing but to compare it to the nazi's is ridiculous xD

  • @kantonerei The "India-Killer" remark isn't comparable to the Nazis, at all. Would India be living in a more advanced state had the British never arrived? Would India be a booming democracy right now boosted by capitalism and further boosted economically by its knowledge of the English language? Hmmm, probably not. At the end of the day, it's you who has to speak to us in English, instead of vice-versa. You lose.

  • @adgw1423

    The English language will lose more and more in the next decades. Mandarin and Spanish will stronger and stronger. But that is another topic. Wir können darüber gerne auch auf Deutsch reden. I am a proud German. A British study showed that Germany is the most popular country worldwide. "Made in Germany" is the most favored brand in the world.

  • @kantonerei If you think Mandarin will replace English as a "world language", you're wrong. A bunch of people living in caves in rural China having 10 kids per woman isn't going to make Mandarin a "world language".

  • @adgw1423 But you brits should look what stalin has done and what the fuckin japanese has done!

    The Japanese did mostly the same, the nazis have done.

    But nooo... you don't care about it, right?

  • @Rockstargames6 I'm totally aware of what Stalin/USSR did. Would have been fine with me if the Germans had defeated the USSR. Europe wouldn't be the marxist/islamist dying continent that it is today.

  • @adgw1423 Your argument is probably the most ridiculous I´ve ever read. We speak to you in English because we KNOW other languages (we call it education by the way) while you don´t even speak your own one properly. I can talk to people in German, English, Portugues and Spanish. You can talk to your hand and tell it to start wanking your ugly English dick.......YOU LOSE as always!!

  • @machierl Don't make judgements of people you've never met. The comment "YOU LOSE as always" doesn't make any sense either, pretty sure Germany has lost far more than any English-speaking country ever has, in terms of having your entire country bombed into oblivion, your women raped, etc. It's a shame really, I wish you wankers had been able to defeat the Soviets.

  • television and telephone invented i britain as was the train,this debate could go on forever.

  • @AngloSaxon1921

    Yes you're right. But Hamburg SV isn't my team.

    Eintracht Frankfurt till I die

  • @kantonerei Inventions like car, bike and pc? the combustion engine, the rubber tyre and Babbage's Analytical Engine made all of them possible or planted the idea in people's heads. Think before you speak lad.

  • wonderfull

  • Lets see...

    How does the match during the World Cup of 2010 between Germany England ends...

    was it 4:1 ??

    England has got brilliant players like gerrad, terry and rooney but we have got a real TEAM!!

    Germany has played the best football in that World Cup!!

  • @AngloSaxon1921 too true

  • @kantonerei I'm English and German, so this is not about bias :P I just want to point out that the bicycle is widely accepted as being invented by Pierre Lallement, a French born inventor who emigrated to America. As well as the car, though Benz was the first patent holder, there were much earlier cars that had been built, by both French and English inventors. But the computer is definitely German, however the PC is American.

  • @EXCESSENTERTAINMENT the lallement bike is not a real bike, it has no chain, but that is on EVERY BIKE of nowadys, since it was invented in germany, and that cars you speak about, can you write me the names?

    iam interested, Thank you

  • @GarryLinecker Nicolas Joseph Cugnot was the first builder of an "automobile" in 1769 (a steam powered car, but still a car), Karl Benz however created a variant that used gasoline, which ushered in the modern age of cars. Though some sources credit Benz with being the inventor, the first true automobile was built in 1769.

  • @EXCESSENTERTAINMENT thank you, i googled it, interesting to got know. Indeed the first "automobile" but the main differnz to mercedes benz is that the cugnot car didnt worked well, i read that it was nearly impossible to change the direction at driving, and beside the prototype it was never produced. The Benz "Motorwagen 1" was produced and selled to customers. Probably the reason why Benz got the fame. THANK YOU

  • @kantonerei And the English have invented nothing? You wouldnt even be able to make your opinions heard if it wasnt for an English invention the internet. You think England wants to pay for all those Scottish welsh and irish people on the dull? Lets not forget that those 3 regions have the lowest GDP of Britain. See if they can survive without England.

  • wot a laff

    

  • LMAO ENGLAND PRETTY MUCH TOOK OVER GERMANY!!

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  • @cardensdriving

    Yes, soccer is a special topic. WW II ended 65 years ago. Today our old enemies France, Russia and the USA are our best friends and most important partners. They have a new opinion on the new FRG. The German-British relationship is a little bit complicated. The yellow press fuels hatred against Germany, German language, German people and so on... Moreover there are political differences: E. g. Germany is a supporter of EU, UK is a doubter of EU.

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  • @cardensdriving

    The EU isn't certainly perfect, but we can be glad and grateful that we have an united Europe. Every country has an advantage: Germany with the export, France with agricultural grants, Greece with beneficial credits,... And together we can live in peace and freedom. Germany isn't at war for 65 years (with exception of Afghanistan, Kosovo,...). 75 years before the Germans fought in three big wars.

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  • only stupid comments here -.-

    i'm german and of course i support the german team... but is that a reason to insult a whole nation??? i don't think so.

    i had good times with english fans and they had a good time with us.... so fuck you haters. stay in your backyard and keep celebrating there. you don't know shit about the spirit of football!

  • @diztanguy

    you are obviously not a man u fan as you cant even speak english you nonce

  • Woohoo EnGLaNd  !!!!

  • englad lost dieses jahr voll ab heheheee

  • @NAAB3CK3R

    peace geeza

  • IM PROUD TO BE FECKINH ENGLISH GOO ENGLAND!!!

    

  • I don´t understand why the english people say always stuff like nazi etc to the germans. Guys have a look at your own history and then think about it.

    And your roots are german too,so if you call them nazis so you are nazis too.

    And do you really think that england would have won only one of the world wars without the allies. I don´t think so.

    So relax and cool down.

  • @NAAB3CK3R

    go suck hitlers moustache

  • i love how when they sing 3 lions they develop german accents

  • FUCK ZEE GERMANS

  • lmao

  • three lions on a shirt

    cum on england bring it home lads

  • @CTR81 and whats so rong wiz zat?

  • lol great besser als pocher :)

    das ist echt unglaublich :)

    beste werbung seit langem

  • My mate got mistaken for a Bayern Munich fan during the '99 Champions League Final and was put in hospital, he wasnt german but English.

  • english fans dont act like that true english fans support the game and were the best in the world at it we travel all over the world these twats in this vid r just the hooligans which went on 15 years ago times have changed i shoul know i follow the team a lot

  • @reddste well i was in germany for 2006 world cup and this is actually exactly what the english fans are like...maybe ur right, the true fans are not like this, then clearly they are the minority and no one sees them. We only see these drunk disrespectful and smelly ones!

  • i put up with a whole buinch of shit on a daily basis, but BRITISH ROCK!? Fuck off mate!

  • You look at the english in the video and compare them to the english commenting. Exactly the same....drunk lowlifes that do nothing but curse like little kids.

  • fucking hell uptheboror, you got alot sing about havent you, you inbred wanker

  • England r the daddys n deep down every1 wants to be English, they just struggle to show it on the surface sometimes.

  • Im sure wales and scotland dont want independence......your lucky we are nice enough not to turn all your people into our slaves after winning both world wars

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  • I thought my German GCSE would've help me a bit but.. Any ideas what this advert is actually promoting other than English wankery abroad?

    Also, while I'm very proud of being English, why is it only the retarded ones who post here while the Germans act like decent human beings?

  • "You are more clever...beamer and flat tv screens at Media Online"..... I wouldn't call it a very clever ad :)

  • two world wars and 1 world cup.

  • Thats correct Rangedtiger. we did invent football. and that world cup is 1 more than your country will ever win. In fact we have invented the most popular sport the world plays today. i guess it must be hard to accept coming from a country like yours. But dont beat yourself up about it. Try and stay positive about your country, who knows you may achieve something -One day?

  • you say you invented football but won like what 1 world cup

    The british say the invent everything its to funny

  • Mate how about you fuck off home and eat some sausages you fat shit.. But i wouldnt start a fight with us brits again or youl get the shit beaten out of you for a 3rd time

  • Kantonerei. The Germans did not invent the pc. i have a degree in computer science if you wish to argue the case

  • FUCK off german shitedz 2-0 hahah

  • And she lives in England.. haha I wonder why.

  • Whats there to wonder about? xD

  • The fact she didn't want to live in a country full of dirty krauts.

  • ach gott, crucio halt einfach die fresse du hurensohn.....fick deine scheiss queen in ihren alten arsch und verpiss dich auf deine Insel

    fuck off england

  • First of all the royal family mean nothing to me, and secondly I'm well aware of their origins.

    I hate all German people becuase they are nazi scum...end of

  • Why? was she born in Germany? Is she a Nazi?

    Now fuck of and drink House piss and tamper with your hairy twelve year old wife

  • calm down Borat..lol

    fuck Ireland and Germany

  • ha ha dirty German nazi bastards

  • that livened the shit hole up

  • the 3rd world cup dont count cos you didnt beat us there didnt you....german twat

  • why you dirty jerry rotter, 2 world wars and 1 world cup......AAAAVVVEEEE IIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!

  • Beat the Germans at everything.

    Even advertising lol.

  • haha great vid this ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!

  • No we haven´t. 3:3 against Finland.

    But we have 3 world cups and 3 european titles.

    So it doesn´t matter ;)

  • Ich finde die engländer auch zum Kotzen fuck you england.

  • Pretty much somes up England, what a fucking awesome country.

  • @davidjames789 no what a shitehole

  • okay, now we´ve lost 2 games in row @home against you, shit happens...but to lose 5 games in a row @ home!? weak

    P.S.:we´ve won the friendly before aswell with a B-Team...but doesn´t matter, hope you get qualified this time and then we can see us again, best in the final

  • welcome to kindergarden!

    fuck the germans, fuck the english...

    NO BORDERS!!! NO NATIONS!!!

  • -.- go home!

  • the were 10 german bombers in the air and the RAF of englan RAF of england RAF of england shot them down

  • England are way better than germany. We beat you on your own turf m8, 5-1 AND 2-1. wHO ARE YA? wHO ARE YA?

  • yeah...great...respect...we haven´t lost at wembley since 1975...i would say home match @ wembley...always...and forever...so i think england should work on their game on their own turf...and of course on their penalty skills ;-)

  • fuck war, thats reality

  • HAHAHA YOU GAY GERMANS, DONT CRY

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA.....you british are just the cock-suckers of the united states of shit.... brititsh coward cunts, remember dünkirchen???? the world will never respect your coward nation

  • remember the battle of britain we stood alone and beat you, i would refer to the nazis as cowardly killing women and children in the blitz.

  • respect dont talk please were the most powerful country in the world. pussy

  • fuck you english cunts!

    FUCK ENGLAND!!

  • fuckign german cunts hahah we won the war should be in chains scum basturds.

  • germany lost the war in russia, not against you coward english cunts... england??? HAHAHAHAHAHA....... Anglio? CO? TY KURWO....K.U.R.W.O. got it????

  • we won the war :D

  • I see the germans are back to bullying the jews again. But this time Israel will fight back...

  • Yet again england bullying the kraut cunts on their own patch

  • oh ha ha then you lost war ha ha ha

  • german cunts

    RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A KRAUT

    MY GRANDAD KILLED YOUR GRANDAD WOAHH, WOAHH

  • yeah, rather be a coward slave of the british lords, right???? i didn't think you pakis are such british cocks sucking cunts....

  • motherfuckers

  • 0:16 oi oi wat's going on here

  • In recent years in England, there has been much improvement in the media in that rarely do you get racist stereotypes any more, though you did used to. Now, in England, no one would dream of stereotyping German football fans as thugs, or ordinary Germans as Nazis. And that is a good thing.

  • um I dont think so m8, cos every english football fan still loves to crack every german head when they get the chance.

  • But that image is well outdated. You rarely see skinheads these days, and English fans' reputation has improved immeasurably since the bad old days.

    By the way, every sympathy for your folks, having that lunatic Mugabe in charge.

  • don't take it too seriously! it's just a form of humour based on (stupid) stereotypes. in your media, we're often shown as nazis, that's the same stupid shit.

  • Oh, 'humour' is it? I must remember to split my sides next time I see it. Hilarious. Ha ha ha.

  • in fact it is reality. and yes, english fans' reputation has improved, of course. you can see it in the video...

  • ...which, of course, is real. Yeah, right.....

  • no offence! just stereotypes...

  • if anythink

    that look bad on you,

    dont even have your own language lol

  • lol

    Zimbabwian speaks english

  • Nice video this. Nice to see the makers of this advert doing their bit for Anglo-German relations. If an English advert depicted nice peaceful English fans being disturbed by nasty, aggressive German thugs, would Germans find that funny too? Or how about an advert depicting Germans goosestepping and doing the Nazi salute? Hilarious, ja?

  • MY grandad killed your grandad toora toora

    2 world war 1 world cup

    that makes it 3 - 0 lol

  • fuck them they started it we endid it fuck em

  • Germany rulez Yehaaaa

  • Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

    But,with the American Help and (Australia, India, New Zealand, South Africa, Canada, etc.)

    LOL

  • with the American Help HAHA

    usa- u ok ther oh is near the end u need an hand

    england-NO

    usa- ok well er.... fuk it well start on japan

  • Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

    But,with the American Help and (Australia, India, New Zealand, South Africa, Canada, etc.)

    LOL

  • fuckin english primiteves!!!! Fuck germanic people!!!

  • typisch engländer

  • WAAAAAAANKAAAAA

  • Ha, the English started all of this hooliganism but I think it's funny when they shit on the Germans & everyone else !, it's their way of getting back at them after WW2.

  • she never had to be in the pub?

    Go to a restaurant.

  • Lol????

  • greatest fans in the world for u there tho

  • Blue Sky i'm sure you have every English citizen shit scared of your 0.2 inch biceps and crew of 14 year old arse bandits. Honestly mate your hard internet talk strikes fear in us all.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­... YOU TART.

  • Haha Blue Sky you little girl do you realise how much of a geek you sound writing that, makes me laugh when I read these comments on here, bunch of geeks hiding behind there computer screens. Jelouse the lot of you, why else would you be searching for England clips so you can talk shite.

  • Thats the ordinary english citizen!

    What a wonderful country!

  • You wouldnt last 10 secs over here talkin that shit, some 10yr old would stab you, ha ha

  • Lol i'am english but i can laugh at this lol its not propaganga or anything about the war ffs

  • God stop with the WWII stuff... that was 80 years ago AND a different Germany as well...

  • I agree...Germany needs to kick those damn Turks out though..lol

  • krout bastards

  • Island monkeys

  • This is a quite funny commercial for a large media store in Germany and all some people can think about is WWII?

    Pretty pathetic in my book.

  • thats just a propaganda ;)

  • What exactly is that video all about?

  • You horrible German cunts, 2 world wars & 1 world cup do dah do dah, God Save our queen mother fuckers

  • ..and you little pussies needed the US and Russia

  • what you mean the same us that wasnt in the the first world war we was in the world war 1 before both u and russia. i have respect for russia they were big allies but the us wasnt in ww1 and only joined ww2 half way through and robbed the glory you fuckers think you know everythin but know fuck all britain and russia should join and wipe out america.

  • butt the raf from england shot them down

  • huhahaha u bozo! lmao. only u think that every1 is scared of english fans! no1 is scared of bunch of gay! lol

  • ..and you are? and from ?

  • without england drive we to wm^^

    xD^^

  • shut the fuck up

  • haahahah... funny clip!

    i love britsh football but their fans are primordial

  • haha, the first England fan that comes in is wearing a Newcastle shirt LEGEND

  • COME ON ENGLAND!!! We have such passion for this one thing we all understand...Football. The Beautiful Game. We, on the other hand, don't need to invade Poland to prove a point, we play football and beat you in the final instead!!! We think it's over, it is now! The premiership is far more selected over that heap of shite called The Bundesliga....where Bayern Munich are the only half-decent team in it....love live England, the Premiership....LONG LIVE FOOTBALL

  • hey you english foolish fox, you dont speak other language ´cause you´re not able to....

    Remember, English is Indo-German!

    It means the language you all speak is a kind of GERMAN, hahahaha...

    and the correct German is NOT filthy or ugly, only you Island monkeys speak Germany wrongly!!

    SOOOOOO True ,...llloooolll...

  • since when was german the official language of the world, the official business language so on... thats right, it isnt coz it sounds shit n so is your military and country. Fuck me the women are hairy!!

  • this commercial totally represents the UK- God help the Queen!

  • I prefer German. Jawohl.

  • I'm not a boy thanks,and I know a lot about good British music. Commenting on this sort of vids is too much fun though

  • I don't care. Football is rather irrelevant. Music does matter!

  • So that's when they lost their last brain cell.

  • That's not heavy drinking. They look like ballet dancing faggots btw.

  • i dont see what english fans would get offended about in that vid!? we sing more and drink more then other fans, and are generally better, end of! UTB, FTO + WAFHL

  • Guys get a grip, its an advert, its not real, your supposed to see the funny side of it. Every country has a minority of bad supporters.

  • Ah ah ah , i like that VIDEO. That's so true, english supporters behave like animals when they're away.

  • white drunk skinhead basterds paki til i die mother fuckers dirty snowmen paki 4 life

  • whos a paki? dickhead its probably people like you that makes us hated by other countries you moron. crawl back in ya little hole with ya tiny friends in ya grey little world an watch romper stomper on ya black and white t.v.... oh yea dont forget its tuesday 2morra and ya have to sign on.

    p.s give us tax payers our p.c back.

    LOSER!

  • What a crap sense of humour some people can have!

  • typical english supporters

  • cry me a river fucking english bastards...

    DEUTSCHLAND!

  • ahhhh ha ha ha ha1 cheap shot by the german scum. notice how they think we are all skinheads? lol. they're a laugh a minute them boys. english till we die you dirty german bastards

  • haha fuckin german cunts

  • go deutsland