Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title

[pacemaker2point0]

That was one of the best fights ever.

[gamerunknown]

Is that real corporate sponsorship?

Gosh, what a conflict of interest.

[squeekieballs]

I remember that fight, ppv house with knockout in 4th good fight

[theutubeman1]

Lol onion news is making me cry in laughter!!

[MrBrilliantChaos]

what the fuck does steam smell like?

[jamieblond1]

It would have been a bigger draw if Holyfield fought Ship's Captain, the world's first openly gay racehorse :o)

[geffrod]

@MortarMitch Actually, the onion did this in their book before they made a video, and before Simpsons ever thought about it. So, ONION DID IT! ONION DID IT!

[pmurph019]

"... Evander's gonna kill that horse.. That horse is dead!..."

[trailstar1]

I cant help thinking this is a bad match up for Holyfield. He really picked the short straw here.

[JayCKat]

But holyfield is fighting a girl... Sure Evening Dream is a horse, but she is still a girl. Is this fight even fair?

[Elmore3141]

I predict the horse will win in the first round with a haymaker.

[MrSuperguy93]

dylan the lion is many pacman

[JaviXNovaX]

I soo would watch boxing if i saw holyfield a horse.

[kjetin99]

Has the horse agreed to the fight? Maybe he only wants to take it easy and ralax in his life. What shall he do with his purse of money? I hope this is only one of those fantastic stupid american jokes! By the way, they are not funny at all!

[AGiantSloar]

One of the best.

[11215142615]

"I mean, how many people does that lion have to eat before it earns a title shot?!" LOL

[bliink182]

one of the onion's best

[imway2fresh]

" those guys are gonna smell like steam for days" hahahahahhah

[JoseTwitterFan]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[warrkrymez]

@JoseTwitterFan Why? Is that a link to cupgirls?

[driverx241]

@JoseTwitterFan Let's not.

[sexykatie911]

TheOnion m.sn in profile

[kollintrevallion]

Nothing left to lose.

[kellysa111]

haha reminded me of two guys 1 horse

[JerFhilm]

Tim Devanon is the shit!

[JerFhilm]

I bet Holyfield headbutts the horse, cheap bastard.

[jdig1984]

@JerFhilm ha ha i bet he does too and horsey bites his head off before trampling him

[Emjiz]

"those guys are gonna smell like steam all day!"

LOL

[tommy41995]

This is one of the funniest videos from the onion. That is saying a lot as the onion is without doubt one of (if not THE) funniest channels on the entire internet.

[buckyballbeans]

Could this be any more unfunny? What a pack of dicks.

[jeekabnieks]

@buckyballbeans

You must be a Holyfield fan...

[buckyballbeans]

@jeekabnieks Yep, big time. However, my allegiance to the 'Real Deal' has nothing to do with my disdain for this sketch.

[MrSafetymeeting]

@buckyballbeans Yeah, theres nothing funny about this dude beating up horses! Somebody better contact PETA. I would but I have money on the fight.

[buckyballbeans]

@MrSafetymeeting Ha ha, very funny! There is some comedic value in your mocking defense of equine rights. However, I can't say the same of this sketch. Irrespective of its potential to cause offence to horse lovers around the world (of which I am not one), I just don't find it humorous. Okay, maybe I smiled a little at the comment about the lion.

[namtar223]

the onion news is awesome

[wazzobazzo]

Paul the squid would beat them both...and he would bet on himself before doing so to get some extra cash.

[TheVlogMan1001]

Thumbs up if you would pay ticket price to watch that fight

[JR08620]

Flagging is disabled? How can Holyfied and boxing be allowed to do this ?

This is ANIMAL ABUSE.

[canadian7233]

@JR08620 flagging is disabled so idiots like yourself that dont see this is obviously a parody, cant flag it!!! duurrrrr moron

[JR08620]

@canadian7233 What parody is that? Is it like a Holy Roller boxer who is now homeless because he lost his home to foreclosure because he is a moron?

Can you name him?

It is IDIOTS like you who think videos like this is funny. It is not.

What is funny? Your face. If I did see you, I would flatten it. This would happen.

[canadian7233]

@JR08620 its a joke you fuck head. Called Onion News. You dont like this shit than dont watch it. Fuck your dumb. Good cut down too lol maybe you should try that on someone who isnt on the internet an see how that goes haha

[thankyoupourlavideo]

@JR08620

Your not funny...The Onion is funny...

You dumb.

[Lorric101]

It doesn't matter who wins. Dylan the Lion's time has come! And when he gets that title shot, you're looking at the next heavyweight champ! The horse will be taken down just like the Zebra out on the plains, and if it's Holyfield, he's gonna have to worry about a lot more than his ear being bitten off!

[khalsasikh]

What a stupid mother fucking piece of shit video! You're an asshole for posting this fucked up bullshit!!  Evander Holyfield was one of the greatest athletes this country has ever produced, and you're ridiculing him like this. You're a horse's ass for thinking you're so cook to make and post this crap!

[fightingchampion316]

i swear evander holyfield looks like officer tenpenny from gta sa

[HondAlex85]

This is exactly what boxing is all about, two men or one man and one horse, or one man and two men riding in on one horse, settling their differences in the ring, like men and horses.

[HigherWisdom]

Holyfield is tough, but Evening Dream trains in a stable environment and has an unbridled fighting spirit. These sports guys are just trying to stirrup some trouble.

[TitWarlord]

@HigherWisdom nice

[sp69ky88]

Now Evening Dreams a nice mare, but u step into the ring with the big boys, ur guna get hurt.....THAT HORSE IS DEAD i tell ya

ahahahahaha i nearly pissed my pants laughing

ahhh i freaking love the onion it always makes my day

[ValorUnlimited]

"Realistically, Holyfield's only gonna be able to punch that horse once before it goes totally berserk."

[ZakLasher]

what the fuck is this?

[TheDeathOfChaos]

That...is...amazing...

[motorheadbanger90]

ROFL

[cubanrefuge7900]

lol this left me wanting to see the fight :(

[robert2bfootball]

The commercial b4 this was showing how to clean ur balls - and it meant golf balls lol

[heyzus86]

Thats how you beat a horse XD.. lol

[thecommonground]

Steam Room is the best!! I'm soaked!

[jbra755]

I would bet on that horse. That lion looks badass as well.

[NotebookTracks]

what the fuck? xD.

I'm hoping this isn't real.

[Allnamesrbelongtou]

omg poor animals =( why would they do this?

[roycesboy]

you will most likely die from the steam lol

[ScaredPiglet]

Has the fight happened yet?  On pay TV or free? I think I could take a horse in a scrap.

[TWchronic]

The Steam Room.

epic.

[avidmoviefan]

anyone who thinks this is real is retarded

[apestaartje321]

If you think that comment was serious the joke is on you, lol...

[willettshardcore2007]

what a load of shit

[suntea17]

I was laughing through the whole video!

Well done Onion!! 10/5!

[EagleLC21]

you people are honestly retarded for believing this. get a sense of reality nimrods

[KpxRagDoll]

well said

[svd205]

how can they possibly justify this? arent there animal cruelty laws that should prevent this?

[avidmoviefan]

are you retarded? this is a joke!

[svd205]

ummm no. im not retardid. you call animal cruelty a joke? i cant believe these dum comments. horses shouldnt be put through this torture. this isnt bull fighting!!!!

[avidmoviefan]

you ARE retarded! The above video is a joke. IT'S NOT REAL! hahahahahah jeez.

[svd205]

what the hell are you talking about? the onion is a REAL NEWSPAPER, i even them sometimes. why would they be lying?

[gamerguider123]

dude your a fucking retard it is a joke as you can see it is made by the onion...A FUCKING JOKE NEWSPAPAPER. and also a single boxer could not take on a horse so you fucking horse dick sucker shut the fuck up and stop crying bout animal cruelty

[svd205]

keep telling yourself its fake, while innocent animals get hurt. i hate people like you who are so IGNORANT of the truth

[SoadLrg]

@svd205

shut the fuck up you know it's fake so go troll somewhere else.

[svd205]

i just complained to youtube about this video. its sad that in this day and age, these kind of things can happen. i will fight for animal rights, while you keep on telling yourself this isnt animal cruelty.

[SoadLrg]

retard.

[bukkake2007]

@gamerguider123

Dude he's just playing, nobody is stupid enough to think this is real.

[scooniepenn]

@svd205 you are a stupid motherfucker, I swear. Lmao.

[darkshadower790]

cant believe ppeople think this is real

[icemanarc]

poor holyfield

[RuggedBaphomet]

I love how this points out how obnoxious shit has to get for people to watch, there's no respect for the sport (or art) of Boxing. People just want some stupid action movie shit now. Fuck UFC

[kless001]

Boxing is cool but it's got nothing on mixed martial arts (noobs call it UFC). If you don't agree with me that's fine, but it doesn't change the fact boxing is dying out and 'ultimate fighting' is booming as a sport.

[RuggedBaphomet]

@kless001 But popularity doesn't reflect good quality. Popularity often reflects bad quality, look how shitty most movies are nowadays. I think UFC is popular because it's more barbaric and more "exciting."

But to each his own.

[costanza187]

This is really messed up. This is animal curelty. Someone should stop this madness.

[EagleLC21]

you're an idiot

[Jerome112]

Boxing has really went to the dogs, I think Holyfield takes this in three though.

[psychee1]

"Horse unfazed by Holyfield's success" Heh, can just picture that.

[wayniac917]

hahah punch it in the neck until it dies, thats how you  beat a horse

[WhoaKaela]

LOL you will most likely die from the steam.

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

This is horrifying. Evander won't have a chance. To hell with the horse - this is cruelty to humans!

P.S. Join the alliance and give a thumbs up to every comment that helps the cause!

[023rudy]

I think Simpsons did this joke already (Tatum vs. Secretariat), but they didn't take it as far. This segment otherwise had the usual onion flavor.

[bretp99]

How can you all be so cavalier about this?? It's animal abuse, pure and simple. If you had the horse sense of a turnip, you'd say neigh to this match up.

[hakesho]

its a joke retard, please try to learn to detect jokes/sarcasm so you don't post retarded comments on too many more videos.

[DonaldBumsfeld]

You obviously fail to see the irony in your comment

[MrRyanfea]

@bretp99 and you just turn a blind eye to all the people Dylan the Lion has eaten in the middle of the ring. Humans have feelings too

[avidmoviefan]

Well, if this video was actually real and not a sarire done by the well known satire experts at The Onion. So, it's NOT animal abuse because no animals were ever abused! hahahaha jeez. And really, if it were real??? Fuck those animals. They are animals and they taste good. Kill em and eat em

[jxk2790]

HAHA "tiger woods and roger federer frolic around in the new gilette razor commercial." EPIC.

[pacosaidso]

UFC owns horse boxing any day!

[someweirdoboi2]

the steam room is a parody of espn's hot seat

[PowerfulSplicer]

and thats how you beat a horse lol

[Jicim]

smells like steam

[burnhippiesforfuel]

"how many people does that lion have to eat before it gets a title shot?"

[Jinsyana]

jesus saves

[theman1819]

that horse wouldnt stand a chance with duran, duran knocked out evening dreams father, morning dew but my moneys on the horse on this one i think hes in better condition and has more reach but its going to be a good match.

[JackMoranRain]

What was up with the coke zero gag, i felt like i missed the joke....

[CGallProductions]

I think it might be a real add... O.o

I guess they need to make their money somewhere and it adds more realism so I don't mind.

[JackMoranRain]

Yeah that's what i figured. oh well if it helps keep the Onion going then i suppose i can't complain, thanks.

[pollopicante]

there isn't a joke there.. TheOnion used them for advertisement.. makes them money.. Coke paid them for that spot.. so yeah.. no joke there..

[TheHardout2005]

"That's how you beat a horse." LOL

[DigitalIndustry]

I was really hoping they'd working in a "beating a dead horse" type of joke, but they met me half way XD

[VirtuesPenumbra]

"You'll most likely die from the steam."

Branigan:"We shall see."

I like his attitude. I'll remember this the next time the pressure is on.

[SONofEIRE1987]

1:22 horse unfazed by holyfield's success

haha fucking brilliant

[yes4me]

haha... that cow =)

5/5

[gpaggoopio]

@ sh1556ebl:

Uuuh... you're a sap?

[nandodamonsta]

you guys need to know boxing to get this comedy lmao the horse (not being wild) just the fact that hes bigger than a normal man is making fun of nikolia valueve lmaoo dylan the lion is chris arreola because hes fat and eats to much aka how much people does that lion have to eat to get a tittle shot hahah u guys need to get it ,,,,the cow for sparing....shows the lack of sparring partners evander has ...which means ..he sucks now...hang em up.

[rochedoxxx]

we get it except for dylan : P keep up the info

[dsouzand]

try flagging this video i DARE UUU

[sgtrsox]

i still dont get the point of the steam room.

[nandodamonsta]

you know how anylist break down fights or debate or ask questions or share predictions? thats the meaning of the steam room haha

[huss0083]

Do you watch ESPN?

[falcoperegrinus82]

Fuck advertising on the onion!

[WhrsTheMoneyLabowski]

how do you think they can afford to make the channel falco? I don't care if they have ads for coke as long as they keep making funny ass videos.

[honkeytot]

you will most likely die.

hahaha

[Soulassassin525]

Coke Zero anyone?

Shit.

[Soulassassin525]

And anyone notice the FLAG button is missing?

[drunknmonkeyfist]

who gonna flag the onion dude its too funny man

[etheangel2220]

what the fuck is all this shit about commercials and ads? Damn those greedy fucks who sold youtube. does anyone remeber how things were around here before? you could actually watch things and listen to songs without some jackass corp crying copyright. you didnt have to sit through ads trying sell some shit crap. and the vid content: it was better before all these idiots came onboard. now 98% of it is just irrelevant jackassery. you have to go through the garbage to find anything good like this

[nandodamonsta]

hahaha the next one should be ....rocky balboa making his come back against larry merchant hahahah for the wba heavyweight championship lmaooo

[MarcCadieux]

haha, I love the steam comments. So over the top it kills me.

[28username28]

its not real the whole news network is fake but its funny

[playmaker1169]

should fight ROCKY LOL

[nandodamonsta]

thats how you know your a real proffesional , corey tryed soo hard not to laugh as he said " as evander holyfield takes on a horse for the wba heavyweight title hahaha

[mitdylan]

Uh...it's fake.

[dapman26]

Naw I don't like this I hope that horse stands on Holyfields face until it caves in!

[rondelego2]

such great actors!

[supermanXL]

my money on the horse

[d3stroy3r900]

I think I'm suffering from the effects of the steam room.

[ScratchEnSniff]

all these guys are really good actors for not cracking up while saying this

[nandodamonsta]

this is really funny!!!

its so serious

[live4rock05]

It was a great fight I saw it at wings n more.....evening dream got knocked out in the 10 th round

[user2135]

Lol, I love the allusion to beating a dead horse that they throw in. =D

[mmm4466]

hmmm coke zero? Were they getting paid for that?

[Metallicawannabe07]

Not sure, but for some reason I feel like going to buy a coke zero.

[SpartanM621]

Do you think Coke Zero sponsored this segment? I don't know..something just tells me..

[Metallicawannabe07]

Way to be all creepy stalking my comments, (I know you didn't just happen to be here) But I highly doubt it was sponsored by Coke Zero, What would even give you that Idea??

[SpartanM621]

Hah, If you think this is creepy, don't look under your bed tonight.

It couldn't have been the intros and subtle logos! Of course not.

[Metallicawannabe07]

Oh My GOD!!! All the severed heads! But why elliot? WHY!?

[killerwhale8000]

to be honest, this one is kinda weak. a bit too corny.

[arandomperson240]

I like the coke zero ad more realistic,

it will fool a lot more n00bs. :D

the comments are as funny as the video

[SharkDude1]

If evander bites the horses ear off in this fight, then hes a dead man! The horse will finish him off with a swift hoof kick and the world will applaud that we no longer have to see this loser Evander any more, anywhere! I put 10k on the horse anytime!

[arandomperson240]

it was tyson who bit holyfield's ear off...

[franklinms22]

tiger woods and roger federer frolic around on the set of the new gillette razor commercial. fuckin ha ha! this shit is pure genious.

[ncdigital]

omg this is funny as hell! Favorite!

[seemeinHD]

why do they call it the onion?

[alienfreak94]

because "the turnip" sounds tacky XD

[pear123glace]

i can smell the steam from here

[RockyBalboa211]

HORSE!! I dont like Coke zero.. I like TAB... Now that is good drinking!

[laurenbop]

what would peta say!

XD

[thoriyan]

my money's on the horse

[siukong]

Would you rather have to sit through 8 minutes of commercials every half hour?

[ViciousRanger]

Yeah let's take out the ads.

Heaven FORBID the onion make some money for keeping all of us entertained. Actually let's take the ads out of Youtube too, hell the entire internet!

How about nobody get paid to provide us with entertainment that is free on our end.

Fuck sake.

3 : 1 on the horse

[alejandra96080]

What viciousranger said.

[totter2]

i don't care about the add, but coke zero tastes horrible.

[Javihippo]

the point of all this is to make u laugh stop bitching about the ads their to create realism its all in fun calm down

[primator1872]

Don't diss the ads. It's very funny, and well produced. You are watching it FOR NOTHING.

[ValorUnlimited]

Yeah. But I was watching it for nothing yesterday too.

[nerddog]

I rated as one star and stopped watching because of the Coke ad. Keep the ads out of the satire, The Onion.

[ValorUnlimited]

What is with the Coke Zero spot? I'm not watching real news...why am I watching real advertisements?

[DBZmovie2008]

prob the onions real advertisment

[yytrert]

OMG holyfield punching a cow...

Do you think the horse will bite?

[middlekidflix]

The Onion sets the standard for video comedy!

[fatcat360]

"How many people does that lion have to eat before it gets a chance at a title shot?"