strange

[Anumiki1]

that turtle is on speed

[Lonestarry]

What a hideous environment for them both to be living in. I wish I could rescue them both. I feel sorry for the dog. Wish the turtle would turn on the owner. I'd laugh.

[epit0me]

@Lonestarry go cry to peta, that environment isn't bad and the dog looks healthy to me.

[Lonestarry]

@epit0me Who asked you anyway you redneck idiot?  Do us all a favor and either stick your tiny thimble dick into a light socket while standing in a pool of water - or else hurl your acne and smegma-infested body down a long staircase. You are not nearly as important as that turtle or that puppy to me - so shut the fuck up and mind your own business. I spit on your grave.

[epit0me]

@Lonestarry lmao you're raging so hard. You madd bro? You have quite the temper, young man. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Lonestarry]

@epit0me You are such an idiot - and for your information - I am a female - not a male.

[H8theist]

Never seen a turtle or tortoise or whatever move so fast for such a long time :)

[thedptvshow]

arrogant turtle! lol

[Altoclarinets]

It's ok, doggy, the turtles are always trying to attack me too.

[roeKY]

damn thats funny change the title

[longduckdong10]

That turtle can Scoot!

[TheQK9]

the turtles like ''ima come get u!!''

[metal4president]

thumbs up for nitro turtoise o.o

[Emsusus]

CHAAAAAAAAARGE..... crap he went in the building.

[Jasman35]

i thought they were slow, he is motoring!, btw 'ihatespamming' is a wank and is a spammer himself!

[WEBKINZ307]

lol turtles are very smart

[Malig1117]

funny tortoise~ I will my RT would be like that also LoL~

[trozza]

lol. what an aggressive tortoise.

[daud16able]

friendship

[ihatespamming]

In the date December 21, 2012,the world is going to end,but actually and in reality,it is the LIFE FORM on Earth that is really going to end, not the Earth. The Earth is entering the Stone Age and Ice age once again, but no life is going to see it. Fires and meteors will fall from heaven and all life will be terminated. But all will die an instantaneous death, without pain or shock.

[2bularbell]

I'll cancel the papers.

If that's right though, why are you wasting your time here? Bin your job, get a loan spunk it on doing what you want.

[DJUPYOURSxboxlive]

lol thats funny

[oxmxfxgxxily]

lol thats crazy

[DarkXTheHedgehog]

Guard Turtle Vs Dog.......GO TURTLE GO!

[black4pienus]

and the turtle only tries to be friends....

[Rubiks379]

follow the leader

[manbearpig426]

warning area garded by tortoise :)

[0YtsanBlowout0]

Hey its Tortoise ppl not turtle or else it would be aquatic.

[Kaikozu]

lol the hell with the dog, the new protector of the house is the TURTLE!!

[skinnyboi555]

its a moving rock!!!

[crossvain12]

NINJAH TURTLE!

[frankxiao123]

dam'n,stalking turtle

[Dullenheimer]

That turtle is pownage

[PiVoTLaW]

dont worry dogy i wont eat u il swolow u >:)

[hjones1]

I think the turtle's hungry... he heard that dog tastes great / less filling.

[msalazarx]

Is this turtle horny and trying to do the dog?

[tanyad204]

um num num num lol

[tikomen4king]

that turtel has a turbo !!!

[AWDfreak]

@tikomen4king It uses exhaust gases to compress air into it's lungs?

[jelleoelle]

Fastest turtle I've ever seen.

[zeama77]

"cant you guys tell that he is trying to get up

stupid idiots"

Yes, and my penis thrusts towards whatever I try to climb too. ^_^

[screwball97]

turtle tank

[arroy624]

this is sparta!!!!

[Domesku]

nice laugh at 0:05

[xXraggaXmuffinXx]

one thing idiots commenting this...its a tortoise not a turtle...a malnurrushed one you can see by the shell...so yes in that instace animal crulety...but tortoises do that when around other animals...especially males theya re expreamly teratorial animals.

the smart thing to do is try and keep them seperate but i wouldnt worry to mush in time this will stop...my tortoise and dog get along just fine.

x

[jarjarfuk]

yes the fighsty playful turtle looks malnurished ...... fucking idiot

[xXraggaXmuffinXx]

tortoise...idiot

yeh malnurished

i breed i should know

[jarjarfuk]

lol ok u knoe more than me

but it looks happy enough to not care about being "malnurished"

[xXraggaXmuffinXx]

a tortoise can seem happy enough but look like shit

just look at its shell and you will see that its not healthy

just like if you were to have chlamidia....you wouldntknow that your damaging you health...its a problem that you need to checked on,

ok bad comparrison but i think you know what i mean

[nesrin6cool]

The turtle chases the dog!! So cute!

[lilyisanangel]

lmao cool turtle didnt realise they could move so fast

[turtleomg]

fuck the dog

[SomeKid000]

when the tortoise went by the shed he was probably saying yeah you better stay in there bitch

[rasmus2012]

HAha.. messy little turtle.. trouble maker..:P

[camborgia]

tortoise and dog!!!

THEY ...make you smile!!!

can you make them too????

[heroofprotest]

wtf ur all a bunch of idiots screaming animal cruelty, they guy videoing this isnt doing anything, its the turtles fault, you are all stupid screaming animal cruelty...hehe its funny....hehe!

[korictixor]

animal cruelty??? the turtle's mouth is tiny what can it do??

[Liro51]

bad ass tortes i have two imagen them scaring away a dog

[element101027]

yu guys are all yellin animal cruelty, the turtle is the one biting the dog in the ankles, buncha retards

[giantnativeguy]

asshole.

[skatepunk340]

ass hole u think thats funny let my alligator snapping turtle bite you you wont be laughing any more

[R4V1D]

hahaha listen to this kid. I can just picture 4th grader saying this to his friends on recess...my dad can beat up your dad! He's a skater boyy, yea.

[Krillin92]

I hate the annoying dick head loughing ANIMAL CRualty

[stefanojacopo]

you nare a fucking bastard to take a turle in this method!!!

[Krillin92]

I aggree with you

[beautifuldisaster407]

wow ur dogs an idiot lol. and hmm turtles can move kinda fast..ast least that one can.

[truecubsfan01]

stupid dogs!

[tackhammer66]

what is that a male desert tortoise?

[papadehectordaniel]

jajajaja exelente elñ videop

[mYcHeMrOmAnCeZ]

lol why do tortoise and turtles love to chase things? my turtle follows me everywhere i go lol.

[Daarisha]

turtle?

dont they swim?

[picojames01]

Aquatic ones do...

[DeniablyCorrect]

Great video; pity you stole it.

[saeed8010]

wow this tortise is fast

[sweetfranx]

That's so cute! I want to hug that tortoise.

[JOHNNYSxMONKEY]

x'D I love that tortoise..xD

[necro9]

damn..is that a super turtal? it runs fast

[warave5]

lol dude some turtles can run faster then humans not all are slow thats just a myth

[mozcelik]

kaplumbaga baya hırs yapmış neye kızdıysa artık.

[NinjaArbiter]

kill the dog!

[LizaFl85]

tortoises are extremely territorial

[thecool14]

thats a horny turtle because I know it

[totalimmortal90]

haha what do you mean aww the dogs leg, look at the tortoises shell!

[cowboyfromhull]

man i found that so funny. i mean like man, that's reptile is hardcore.

[fluffaholic]

"Get outa my garden, ya filthy mammal!"

[psykokaz]

lol road runners brain in a turtle

[ifyoureadthisyousuck]

i feel sorry for the dog its limping and the guys just laughing

[craigfromhull]

that tortoise has been smokin crack...

[zxzdimensionzxz1]

U KILLED KENNY U BASTERD!!! LOL

[animalhouse13]

i love that tortoise

[aaaert]

Turtles are crazy animals :S

[Anndliix]

What is that turtle on ?

[milano1919]

fuckin bastard turtles

[shandling]

wHaTs WitH TuRTleS AnD wAnTiNg To Go NeAr DoGs AnD cAtS!!!

[Zorieon]

"Get back here, doggie; I is gonna BEAT YOU DOWN!"

[lilcossio]

what kind of turtle was that

[irapeluigi]

that turtle flyes fast

[pessegatti]

animals do not only attack, therefore I am sure if the dog had felt threatened it would have taken the shit out of the turtle...or not? ; - )

[Singsonggirl]

So funny. It looks like a little prehistoric tank... the way it moves

[ExtraChunky]

dogs teeth can penetrate the turtle lvl 10 armor :P

[jarethandsara]

LOL!!

[fbfan1]

The turtle's all like "Crap! I can't get up there! Oh well. I'll just mess with the cat." LOL!!!

[quiltbee]

yeah your right....wow...

[LampLightBridge]

You here too? LOL ;D

[quiltbee]

looks that way doesnt it?lol...feels like im going in circles..

[LampLightBridge]

lol me too! So how r things in Japan?

[quiltbee]

great!im dancing alot

[LampLightBridge]

Yeah that was my next question,and then i was gonna ask how Nick was comin along on his footloose lessons,lol. He said that he only had like weeks to become Kevin Bacon,and i told him to fervently pray that he can accomplish the transformation,lol. We'll have him Dancing With The Stars before he knows it,hehehe

[LampLightBridge]

LOL,your probably right Nick!!!Thanks sweetie for sending ;D

[elmasloco13]

LMFAO dat turtle is fast lol

[corchooo]

jajajajjaja

[WheatCrackers666]

Either that was a huge fucking turtel or a thiny dog.

XD

[ChildePC]

hounder retreat. squirrtal quick attack.

[borntobeloved123]

that tortoise was soooooooooooooooo ugly

[trilbynhiss]

I've just watched a couple of other vids of tortoises/turtles persistently following other pets around.  I wonder what's going through their little brains when they do that.

[donnuh]

the torts adn turts are trying to tell the other things that they are in their territory lol

[Bomullarrass]

My rabbit is the same way to my dog, very weird and funny to watch.

[sergiobernardinetti]

Share it!!! :D

[royaltay]

hunk of walking armour lol, my dog would rip its head straight out of the shell if it tried that shit!

[MikeDunn]

it can't rip its head out of the shell, there's not enough room to get in there.

[paulbun]

wow who ever said turtles were slow was soo wrong

[moltanlavafalls]

I never knew turtles could be such a-holes. I thought they were supposed to be laid back but they are so funny and menacing cause they just come at ya quiet and straight-faced.

[pooflip01]

lol it waited for the dog

[Zacloud]

Wow, badass turtle!

[AeS777]

yuor dog is a wimp sorry

[moltanlavafalls]

c'mon now...what would you do if there was a hunk of walking armor snapping at YOUR belly?

[alexciaramirez05]

lmao that was a big ass turtle.

I would run too.

[swim2fast]

The turtle says: Kawabang ga!

[RexNunc]

squirm......youre an idiot  (great vid pipka)

[monstergabara]

Thats a cool looking tortoise. Very handsome old fellow. Female?

Id guess that he is it is just defending its home rom a percieved "intruder".

To a little animal like that, id bet that that dog looks pretty scary.

So its being pretty brave, not mean.

[bobfunkel]

I've just got turtles! Am i right to be afraid!!!

[somebody2185]

They really have trouble knowing when it would be best to leave other animals alone. My turtle actually chased my mother through the house the other night.

[laughalotd]

Maybe it would just like to be friends with the dog. The turtle looks like the dog has been chewing on it.

[Katlebz]

Yeah my rat is in fuckin' love with my guinea pig and my guinea pig would really prefer that my rat would jump off a cliff...it's interesting to see them together cause guinea pig's about 5 times bigger but runs like a bitch whenever the rat tries to go near him ;)

[macjdm6]

that turtle was pissed off

[endoftheline76]

that is the fastest fucking turtle i have ever fucking see, WOW!

[aapplleezz123]

It has nitro under that shell

[lolcomedy]

I have seen a lot of evil turtles lately :S

[askascientist]

is that a gopher tort?

[passagetorights]

tht turtle clearly hates dogs

[QZahmis]

Poor tort, what chewed up his shell? Wonder if it was a pissed off dog perhaps?

[Lebennin]

Lol! That turtle is pretty big! Go git 'em turtie!

[Purple4lab]

dang that thing is speedy! Totally weird

[bladnochthesecond]

HAHAAAA!!! evil turtle beaten by a shed!!! muahahaaaa!!!

[marloesjuhhh]

ahww sweet turtle

[mitchellharnum]

LOL, that's pretty funny.

[LunaP1]

Turtles aren't suppose to move that fast. Somebody must ah lit a fire under his ass.

[cripkilla58]

that dog is smart it whent in the shed and the turtle couldint

[Original007]

Yeah, he's awesome! That tortoise is FAST! ......and hungry?

[CammieElizabeth]

lol poor dog..

[Moutful]

jajajaja ;D good

[sasukeitachimix]

how the hell did a TURTLE catch up with a DOG!! Lol Naruto rocks!

[lilHippo]

yes the turtle is the most feared animal just like i thought and didnt anyone hear the qoute "The turtle carries the world on its back"

[tazorwookie]

your tortoise is a bully...ha ha he's like the fat kid in school that picks on everyone else..

[mindas1617]

aw cute little animals but that turtle moved pretty faced.

[BugeyeThePwner]

Wow, thats funny. Poor dog though, getting attacked by a turtle!

[MelodySaki]

Rrrina, how do you know that the animal is in HEAT? eh?

[daveNjess]

ahhahah that video was priceless

[BabyGotBack56]

Dude...didn't you know that turtle could've bitten your dog's leg and snapped it?!

[deadspirit90]

lol

[girlwithnorythm]

Lol that Tortoise is fucking huge. the poor dog lol. My terrapin would do the same, it follows things constantly. Attention seeking eejit.

[keinisha]

so......the ninja turtles exist!!!!!

[bladesingermale]

ya know the more vids i watch of tortoises. the more i realize they are jerks. =P

[rrrina1]

This is not funny. The creature is in heat and suffering. From a tortoise care web site:

"Several shelter types should be available throughout your yard. The different types provide a range of temperature and moisture options and females need places to escape the often persistent sexual advances of males."

It's the PEOPLE who are the jerks, not the animal.

...................R.G.Deych, RN and Wildlife Rehabilitator

[laughalotd]

I certainly agree with this person on this. Why not separate the dog and the poor turtle.

[Katlebz]

Let's seperate the blacks and the whites too! jks...

[pyr666]

if the shelter is for the turtle, why is it advancing on the dog when a shelter is readily available, until it chases the dog into it. not to mention their are plenty of nooks and crannies for the turtle. and i think the tortoise is a he.

[rrrina]

Reply to pyr666 part one:

The tortoise is likely a male in heat (that's why he's being so aggressive), although females have been known to behave this way at times, too. That shelter is not for the turtle. It is way too large.

[rrrina]

Reply to pyr666 part 2: A shelters should be a relatively small crawl spaces, situated around the yard, where no predators can get in. It's obvious from the way they are laughing and not intervening when both animals are clearly distressed, that these wastes of human protoplasm don't give a rat's petunia about the creature.

That tortoise is a real go getter. Hes just defending his territ