Nicole Cornes's Personal One-Liners

[nickyandros]

Not really that nice - don't forget she was at the same time as this campaign going through a court case for a dude who was eventually convicted without appeal for molesting her when she was five years old.

[gambastar]

I think its fair to say that the Liberal party could do with more Labor politicians like Nicole Cornes

[MissAmiiWhatever]

Would a dumb blonde be able to get their master's degree in Law?

Idiots.

[davidthegreen]

I guess so

[MissAmiiWhatever]

Ha.

Yer you go try get your masters degree after a year of politics.

[davidthegreen]

Well she's obviously very talented and intelligent. It's a wonder why she lost the election then.

[MissAmiiWhatever]

Yer I wonder.

Doesn't make her a dumb blonde now does it?

[davidthegreen]

I never called her a "dumb blonde." I prefer to avoid stereotypes like that. I judged her on the content of her character and it's my opinion that she wasn't a suitable political candidate for Boothby. Although funnily enough I did actually vote for her (I live in Boothby), but only because I didn't care for the policies of John Howard... also Andrew Southcott hasn't done anything for me lately. Jesus can someone fix the Adelaide rail system already?!? But please excuse me, I'm rambling...

[MissAmiiWhatever]

She would have fixed thaat problem you know?

[davidthegreen]

Well, tell her to try again in 2010 and perhaps I'll vote for her... again.

[MissAmiiWhatever]

Yer.

I don't think she's gonna go thru that again.

[TheInternet22]

Probaly the only situation i would of voted for liberal/nationals this year

[gzwbyc]

MILF .... I wanna bone her!

[pjreggard]

glad to see she lost. We need smart women in politics not dumb blondes without credibility.

[leafninja99]

What i like about her (apart from the fact that she's not a Liberal) is that she is someone who could just go out shopping everyday, but instead she's actually doing something. Even though she is stupid.

[CellarDoorAU]

rofl

[motley8oy]

she's hot, what a babe.

[yourgasm]

Nicola is plain stupid. She will lose and not get a chance and hope she never ever wins a seat

[cooney24]

I'm left wing in my political views but that is just pathetic. Learn how to communicate sweetheart!

[shooterwilliamson]

haha very very clever. u shud find her email adress and send this to her.

[RageKageD]

thats so great ... but i never heard of her before now...KEVIN 07

:P

[davidthegreen]

She's the ALP candidate for the electorate of "Boothby" (coincidentally the electorate I live in). I've met her (as you can see in the photo) and she's actually very nice. However, she is a little "accident-prone." But then again, what has Andrew Southcott (the sitting Liberal member) ever done? Nothing.

[killerspudly]

love youe work!!!!

[vivityviv]

Great! Anything which gets 'Who's The Boss' more coverage is surely a boost for comedy as a genre...

[twray26]

Great work david. Brilliant stuff as always. Cant wait to hear you back on Radio Adelaide 101.5FM. I'd say you're good enough to have...oh...30 minutes...

[burpwind]

Ahh gone are the days of political satire that evoke not only amusement but insight. Base, smear humor seems to be its replacement.

[davidthegreen]

Hmmm. Indeed, you are a sattirical connoisseur Mr Burpwind. Good point. And interesting choice of forum. Surely a comment for a crappier sketch would have been more appropriate?

[Agriking]

I'd vote for her. Or not.