Louis C.K. Shameless "Black Eye" clip

[CodyRicheson]

The "I would ruin her head in one punch" line, holy crap. Perfect mix of brutality and hilarity.

[xxTaKe2xx]

whats the word? shed be fucking 'dessemated'?

[mattspeedy]

@xxTaKe2xx The word is decimated.

[NDW160brah]

@willowsendeavor best believe

[CoolerKing37]

Louie rocks.

[bootsluzer]

"dane cook"

[TheShaneervin]

Never thought I'd laugh so hard about child abuse.

[sean695380]

lol funny as crap rofl

[mochubbs]

Sorry, it's because she's a red head. LOL

[devourerofbabies]

She has no defensive skills.

[janroucax]

SHE'D BE FUCKING DECIMATED.

[LocoGroove]

Why did this guy had kids? lol but I love Louie

[ServeTheBeaver]

I never hit her!

You're TEARING ME APART, LISAAA

[Church6397]

I wonder how much of comedians jokes are actually true

[ZiaCombs]

He has amazing skills. I love how he turned that joke into a question of his punching powers.

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

I could've sworn I've heard this joke before... I think it was Sinbad on Mike Tyson hitting his ex wife...

[Gumbo550]

I think it's sad that his wife left him because she couldn't handle his humour

I hope he knows that there are some people who understand him

[boothesquirrel]

@Gumbo550 I'm pretty sure it was mutual because she's a cunt, and not some sad thing

[tanyakay]

@Gumbo550 Where did you get this information?

[LifeisaGlitch]

Why is everyone so against quoting the video nowadays? It's just people sharing what parts of the video they thought were funny.

[MULDERFOX999]

@LifeisaGlitch theres nothing wrong with that. the part that i find fucking annoying, is someone just typing in: "quote from video we just watched" and having it get all these approvals....its viral, its stupid, and if i knew the first person who did it, i would shit on their face and rape their assholes with a rusty knife.

[LifeisaGlitch]

@MULDERFOX999

Well. That's a bit excessive. Hahahaha. I see what you mean, though.

[RPBiohazard]

i was laughing at "they thought I did it" but then...oh god...ahahha

[DaimothCL]

Louis CK >>>> George Carlin

[Knowwon249]

This guy is almost as good as George Carlin was.

[seanw25]

George Carlin

Bill Hicks

Louis CK

[pdaniels9000]

George Carlin

Louis CK

Bill Hicks

[seanw25]

Louis CK might make me laugh more than Bill Hicks, but i think that Bill Hicks makes me think more. But still both are undoubtedly in my top three.

[tanyakay]

I wonder what his wife thinks about his humor :S

[torment3d]

she probably wouldn't be with him if she didn't like it.

[Necrokutan]

I'm pretty sure they're separated, if that answers the question. :P

[FayeValentine666]

they're divorced.

[fyfytj]

She must not have found it amusing then.

[TheMitchThompson]

@Necrokutan

no, they are not separated. 

[micolo123]

@Necrokutan they are

[FatherMcKenize]

@Necrokutan yeah, it was bound to happen with the way he talks about his wife and kids on stage. unless everything he said was completely made up, i'm sure she would have been more than a little pissed. but the thing is he's been doing this shit for YEARS, and she stayed with him for that long. it made his standup unbelievably funnier, and arguably enhanced his career, so i guess Louie won in the end.

[Sugardude]

@Necrokutan Either that, or she knows it's satire.

[carthag]

@Necrokutan yeah divorced or separated at least. join custody tho, but if youve seen his show on FX its obvious he has a lot of love for his kids.

[grn68rt]

@Necrokutan divorced now, i believe...

[RavenAndSlayer]

@Necrokutan He was married to artist and painter Alix Bailey; they divorced in 2008. He has two daughters from the marriage and shares joint custody of them with Bailey.

yep been a long time now :\

[birdiejoehoaks]

who cares shes a woman

[cloverforluck]

probably why he's divorced now.

[SketchyBack]

@tanyakay He said she loved it earlier.

[ry27sm]

@tanyakay He's now divorced.

[QuickdrawandKabong]

@tanyakay He's divorced and had at least joint custody of his kids. I would say she doesn't like his comedy...

[zyxwut321]

@tanyakay:

I love his comedy but like most comedians (especially good ones) he also seems like a pretty angry, miserable guy who would probably be a pain in the ass to live with or be around for any extended length of time. Chris Rock and Doug Stanhope in a good mood would probably be cool to hang out with but great comedians are usually famous for being pathologically insecure assholes. You usually don't go into comedy if you're a happy, well-adjusted person.

[OliTheShayman]

@zyxwut321 You do if you're a shit comedian like Michael Mcintyre (English fellow, makes millions by skipping about and pointing things out.)

[zyxwut321]

@OliTheShayman:

Interesting. I'm American and have never heard of this McIntyre guy. Just looked him up on Youtube and he looks a little like a British Dane Cook. Hyperactive little twat.

[TheRealCadaver]

This dude is my favorite comedian of all time. His "improv" is hilarious too.

[Hartsteves]

"uncalled for biggoted statement using racial slurs that provokes rage in people attempting to prove their tolerance on a forum that no one cares about"

[Ginteru]

I actually like all of the comedians equally, I don't see why the fuss is about Dane Cook.

[IlyaAndAGuitar]

Yes, all the comedians are equal in their technique to make every person laugh for the same amount of time.

[dukefan24112]

@bammargerafanit Dane Cook is a douchebag.

[SirFrankoman]

Haha good clip, though you took out the best part! "I could beat up thousands of two year olds, they wouldn't even gang up on be because they are stupid! I'd go around like BAM BAM BAM"

[gummimaci0]

@SirFrankoman

That's from another show.

[Tomatobear]

Oh GOD I laughed soooooo hard.

Love him! And I just found out about him a few hours ago.... GOD. Where has Louis been all my life?

[jugganaut35]

He's been around, getting a lot of his jokes stolen by that talentless piece of shit hack Dane Cook.

[gummimaci0]

@Tomatobear

Same here :3

[djassimilator]

"i'd never hurt her but i want to " hahahahah i'm a dad and i love my kid but that is some funny shit

[jerms88]

You and your father have a child together...?

[3Shots1Kill]

HAHAHAHA! I was eating and I almost threw up xD

[dardonZ]

LMAO

[Superbad1400]

wow really? i rather found it funny :D

[xxsonyboy4lfexx]

"Quote from video we all just watched."

[Necrokutan]

Short comment concerning the humor of said quote and explanation of how good and original the comedian's jokes are. With or without the unnecessary whining of how another comedian is believed to have stolen a joke from comedian in video.

[ravemaster18]

"short, aggressive comment disagreeing with you and insulting you competency as a human being by means of petty insults"

[gummimaci0]

@ravemaster18

"Naggy, high-class bullshit correcting your spelling and lecturing you."

[BrianLikesDrums]

Medium length, unwarranted and baseless rant type insult on your sexuality, your preference for the male member, etc, and how you spend too much time on YouTube therefore you have no life and are wrong.

[gummimaci0]

"Fanatic and hysterical yelling in all caps that tries to insult you back with misspelling and rage,

[MyRainFlake]

@Necrokutan

Giving a thumbs up because I was about to write the short comment concerning the humour of said quote and an explanation of how good and original the comedian's jokes are. With or without the unnecessary whining of how another comedian is believed to have stolen a joke from comedian in video, but it had recently been posted before me.

[Mattmoo36]

@Necrokutan statement of appreciation of the former comments.

[dardonZ]

Lol like how you had 20 thumbs up.

Now 21 ;P

[1Dreamking]

"Incorrect quote from the video we all just watched."

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

@xxsonyboy4lfexx Or alternatively, "Quote from video someone may have been about to watch; this comment providing a punchline without the setup, wrecking the joke for that person". I'm not a fan of either alternative.

[Dabs84]

@xxsonyboy4lfexx

"Slightly more retarded mis-quote from the video, riddled with spelling mistakes and finished off with HAHA LOL."

[sloucho84]

A specific number of people (equal to the number of dislikes at a certain time) are representative of something that happened in the video and were possibly offended... thus explaining why they "disliked" the video.

[kunoes]

ASPECT RATIO

[SupaAmi]

But that's what makes him so good.

[SaturnAlien33]

If you are a parent and your child had tantrums as a tot, you've been through this.

<3 LCK

[furnacefire]

*choking on my laughter

[SwordTheByLive]

She would be F***ing Decimated!!

[initiatoroflulz]

she walked into a door because.. she's stupid

[synesthesia67]

ufc....father vs 5 yr old daughter in the octagon...

[thinman25]

fucking DECIMATED

man, my friends and i were listening to this on a road trip, we almost ran the car off a cliff we were laughing so hard

[UncleJunkyard]

I remember when I went to my friend's house, and there was a birthday party for his 6 year old niece, and we were chilling and playing video game in his room, and all of a sudden, the girl and her mom(his sister) come in, and the mom's all angry cause the girl said I punched her forehead.and i never even looked twice at the girl. I mean, i'm 6'4 ft. tall. I'd have extracted her head clean with one punch.

[Necrokutan]

Truly an inspiring story (no sarcasm intended).

[InsanityQ]

That was a shitty story that has no purpose anywhere

[UncleJunkyard]

Same as you, then.

[smeerios]

Hmmm.. that reminds me of something. Oh yeah, your comment

[TheOdderOne]

ZING!

[bretchet23]

@UncleJunkyard so what ended up happening 

[UncleJunkyard]

@bretchet23 Wow, I didn't even remember posting that comment. Well, in the end, common sense prevailed and she understood that I'd have no reason to do such a thing and if I had done it, she'd have some sort of mark in her face (the girl's face looked normal, even though she was clutching her eye). But Her mom still left angry and suspicious. Mothers.

[elcondepatula]

@UncleJunkyard this is why i dont go to parties when little kids are there, i dont even like drama with adults, much less with adults about some moron kid

[SoldierMedicPATMAN]

haha he is one of the funniest comedians there is.

[Unstr810d]

LOL!!!!

[laysstandard]

wow... that is the BEST clip ever.

[kellieimbored]

XD Louis is the best!!

[Noga36]

i say that to my brother when he cries after i hit him. "if i hit you for real, your head would be gone."

[zemfour]

louis you are the best!

[zejoro]

she has no defense skills

[keestelpro]

hahaha!! unique joke!

[keestelpro]

whooaha this is one of the best!

She would be like just smiling at me...

hillarious!!!!!!

[datnigdj]

LOL her face will be decimated, like a bomb went off lmao

[Deathwyng]

I WOULD RUIN HER HEAD WITH ONE PUNCH

[mpvt]

hahahaha!!! LOUIS CK FTW!

[IFuSiOnI]

ROFLOLOLOL THIS SHITS HILLARIOUS

[FappingFury]

I lold @ "Just sitting there smiling then BAM"

[samsam6885]

because she's stupid! :P hahahhah

[rebelrebirth]

ROFFL!

[Slance1TheComedian]

HILARIOUS

[peter6500]

great video