StarCraft 2: N00b vs N00b (Beta)

[Shavre6562]

... why he atack ultralisk on such place.. why he dont train air units instead atacking that fuckin hard place...

[hackor22109]

the rape train is kinda funny

[hackor22109]

when noobs fight the results are stupid and funny

[kokeanikilator]

blue was always winning :l

[kokeanikilator]

omg red sucks the ultrarisk think was sooooo painful to see omg i'm almos crying D;

[Pboy8clipmaker]

SCnoob was a pretty good player :P

[Pboy8clipmaker]

4:50, LOL

[lolzersguy6]

Lol, how do they not expand at 20 minutes?

[darkdeathwind]

not that bad actually

granted the macro and turtling were painful lol, but the micro was damn good imo

[SCDarkness]

y didnt he pull bak and just take map control??

[centercity1]

thats weird, massive units are suposed to pop forcefield just by walking on them

[WorldOfTheLeaf]

@centercity1 look at the date of this video

[TheRacmm]

is it sad that they are both better than me lol

[Harishimomo]

pretty sure ultras can break forcefields now right??

[SlaveExplosion]

@Harishimomo Yes, they can. This video is from the early beta days.

[0YtsanBlowout0]

That sentry ff micro was actually... not bad.

[Saibrock]

Worst. Zerg. Ever.

[FrozenSolid131]

love the burrowing under an obs and next to a cannon lol. Wish i got to play ppl this bad :(

[TheTron56]

indeed..... that was interesting..... that was just painful to watch.

[rocksparadox]

Turrible, no expo , just fecking turrible okay.!!?

[SlaveExplosion]

@rocksparadox no shit..

[y2kblackout]

AAh, I remember when forcefield could withstand massive units. Good times.

[Hahex1]

"you dont even have a gate up"

LOL

[SilentXStarcraft]

And that is why tehy made massive units kill forcefields...

[BigBadBunXD]

lol i laughed when the guy asked: you're not very good are you?"

[grimmover]

Shut up people, maybe he isn't imb4 lol wtf skilled but maybe he plays for fun?

Use your brains.

[SlaveExplosion]

@grimmover Thank you :P

They should also take note of the date posted and realise that this was the early days of the beta ^^

[dragganforce]

lol wood league

[TomValedro]

insomnium. lol

[Karionfabe1]

I liked the part where they expanded...

[RogerabbitGosu]

Yeah ok they were both awful, but bearing in mind im pretty sure this is eiter beta or the 1st patch of retail, the game was still being played similar to bw, its not far off what they were doing, ok they clearly wernt awesome at bw but their unit comps aint far off.

[killerxlr666]

wow... this is wood league.

[SlaveExplosion]

@killerxlr666 It was copper before bronze was the lowest league :P

[killerxlr666]

@SlaveExplosion nah wood league worse.

[SlaveExplosion]

@killerxlr666 It's worse, but it doesn't exist :P

[SamusAranX13]

@killerxlr666 Dirt league.

[misterbarbister]

@SlaveExplosion <----- Totally didn't get the joke :P

[SlaveExplosion]

@misterbarbister I get it lol, it's just it's not funny anymore. That joke has been around since the beginning of the beta :P

[Z7ONY]

btw you arent that noob, you actually kept your immortals and stalkers (both weak to lings) alive during that ling attack. Should have had more early pressure tho, because most zergs get expand-happy if they see no pressure or map control.

[Z7ONY]

wow...those lings did a good number on your worker count. but yeah the red guy is very noob too, look at how he blocks his own hydras on the choke... and he should have expanded after the first attack, or even more since you have no pressure on him.

and those ultras were very very bad...he should have turned back upon seeing the immortal and broke open your back door, attacking from both sides, or even better, attack from both sides AND drop 1 ultra via overlord into your minerals at the same t

[kohlbrennete]

4:40 was so painful...

[mattwhitey12]

sweet double macro hatch that did nothing

[superpantman]

why didn't he just build air...??? Its not like protoss was too hard, he just tried to beat fire with fire...

[SlaveExplosion]

@superpantman Because the title of this video has the word "n00b" in it. Twice.

[Xgodssun]

Here comes the rape train!

[48tank]

Damn force fields never fails .....

[Pendragondnd]

this is blistering sands. why is zerg not breaking the rocks?

[Fingered22]

lol rape train got raped

[SOWERxOFxDISCORD]

Zerg player was really idiot. Had all the map to expand, and could have won with a drop.

[Talis17118]

didn't*



[Talis17118]

the only truthly noob thing i see is that both players did expand

[Talis17118]

you cant do any of the ff tricks on ultras now

they step on them and the collapse

[skittleman0994]

both players 1 base the whole game?

[iiTzUrBoYii]

I hate player like this just sit in their base and wait for you to do all the attacking

[SlaveExplosion]

@iiTzUrBoYii Yeah, because I can push out supported by 4 probes aye...

[ahartline808]

@iiTzUrBoYii why? after 20 min they run out of resources and get fucked every time

[spoonalisk]

@iiTzUrBoYii dont attack until you get siege units then (siege tanks for T collosi for toss, brood lords for Z)

[jasonromulus]

I actually enjoyed watching this and reading the conversation more than watching the insane pro games. This looked like it was played more for recreation, instead of playing to overwhelm and destroy your opponent in 7 seconds flat. The conversation was laid back and the players seemed to enjoy playing. Insomnia didn't gg, but he didn't rage quit. Overall this was a good match.

[gmRasec]

its a sad day when the rape train gets raped

[Amadisty]

why noob? Blue is not a noob. His micro his good with the sentinels. Hes not a noob.

[SlaveExplosion]

@Amadisty I was in the copper league, Which is about as noob as you can get ^^

[krystx]

they couldnt fit in this tiny path, shit just got real

[Starcruiser15]

in wich league do you play now? im in the platinum league

i also wish i could fight you both at the same time



[SlaveExplosion]

@Starcruiser15 Top 8 Diamond.

[HoldThisHandTightly]

@SlaveExplosion top 8 diamond MY ASS

[SlaveExplosion]

@HoldThisHandTightly You talk as if being at the top of Diamond is hard... :\

I also love how you don't think after over a year of me playing that could be possible. When I played this game from the early beta, I think that was like my 5th game of SC2...

[moxerick]

PATCHED.... MASSIVE UNITS DESTROY FORCE FIELDS JUST BY TOUCHING IT

[SlaveExplosion]

@moxerick OMG REALLY? :P

[StarCraftPilot]

great use of the forcefields, I never could have done that. Although that may be due to the fact I'm Terran... but when I do play toss, I rarely can use those fields

[DrHavoc1]

forcefields are balanced.

[TheSupgun]

why the zerg didn't go around to the rocks for getting in

[WeTheWounded]

Ah man, I think the best part of this is three hatches in the main... each with a queen, but no expo or creep spreading. I loled.

Pretty good use of the force fields at the end though. For being a 'noob' at the time, you were good enough to not let yourself get surrounded.

[SlaveExplosion]

@WeTheWounded thanks :)

[Nogux]

The protoss guys is actually really good hes a good defender and thats what i am but i do it with zerg wow that sounds wrong :P

[ZodiacStarcraft]

man I wish I could fight you both at the same time :)

[SlaveExplosion]

@ZodiacStarcraft You'd have a harder time now mate :P

[Zeolot22]

Getting A colossus would have been nice, and that moron needs to do some overlord sacrafice or scout stuff, rather then sending his "rape train" Off a cliff

[SlaveExplosion]

@Zeolot22 I don't think I actually knew what a colossus was back then xD

[Zeolot22]

@SlaveExplosion Just you had a Robo Facility, seems like youd just look at the robo and go.... hmmm whats that... *build* HOLY CRAP ITS AWESOME!

[SlaveExplosion]

@Zeolot22 Yup D:

[Axelzwhlz]

i have to admit for you being a noob at the time, that was one of the best uses of force sentries I've seen

[SlaveExplosion]

@Axelzwhlz Why tank you :)

[recipoldinasty]

@SlaveExplosion ur a good noob :D

[revesvans]

Lol hydra-ultra-attack off of one base, at the 17 minute mark^^

[artman40]

Noob build is 1-base carrier with all upgrades complete.

[SlaveExplosion]

@artman40 Noobs get upgrades? :P

[artman40]

@SlaveExplosion Yes. Plus they get all the upgrades, build one unit and upgrade building of each and then start producing the largest units they can from one production building.

[TheYoungik]

blue was pretty good with the force field impressive are you sure they are in bronze?

wait they are bronze they had no expo

[SlaveExplosion]

@TheYoungik I was the Protoss, this was actually the Copper League, back when that still existed. You know, most people in Gold don't even expo until like 20 mins haha

[TheYoungik]

blue was pretty good with the force field impressive are you sure they are in bronze?

[shinedragon1king]

SOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN WHEN I WAS A NOOB

[SlaveExplosion]

@shinedragon1king :D

[NoobSnoopy]

zerg could just go from the left side whit overlord transport

[juanma9511]

!!!SPOILER ALERT!! NOOB WIN 

[metalboyX7X]

@baird646 they are still better then me xD

[IDontDoDrumCovers]

i have played against worse players

[AlduinWorldEater]

Is this Idra vs Mc ? 

[SlaveExplosion]

@AlduinWorldEater Yes, but, they were bad in the beta, then they played 15 hours a day every day since and now they are amazing.

[FreshNipz]

No expansions? epic fail zerg...

[Commander204]

Holy shit. A Ling Rush got cock blocked! xD

[NotebooKeyGaming]

You two are pros compared to real noobs, dont judge

each other so badly the force fields were WAY overpowered,

look at my channel for sc2 Replay broadcasts starring Idra etc

they dont play that much better.

[loicnerzuhl]

@NotebooKeyGaming omg are you serious ?

[SlaveExplosion]

@loicnerzuhl that was my reaction haha

[Therokkie97]

OHHHH the multitasking and APM is so high. :P

[CrackaJack1986]

I swear ultras can just step on force feilds, whats up with that 4.51

[SlaveExplosion]

@CrackaJack1986 This video is from the beta. In the beta, Massive units didn't break force fields.

[sPrettyCoolGuym]

Well, I think its safe to say ramps are op :P

[ScireSpire]

THE FUCKING BLOCKS.

[SlaveExplosion]

@ScireSpire LOL!

[ScireSpire]

@SlaveExplosion I think it was really cute that he made that comment about them being 'blocks'... Total newbie.

[dbsouza1]

they are both so bad it's hilarious!!

I love the 1 base play....

[dbsouza1]

they are both so bad it's hilarious!!



[thegreatninjaman]

i may suck at starcraft 2 but wow these guys are just.... wow

[ShadowVampireDragon]

red zerg aperantly is 7 year old wanking fatty

[omuploii]

that teenage zerg player deserved that facial he got

[idontknowskizzard]

this video is a troll

[InF4am0usz]

i was laughing the whole time while watching this ROFL

GOOD JOB BROTOSS!!

that zerg .... spanishiwa would be ashamed =p

[IAmTehHalo1337]

The protoss player was doing OK except he needed to expand but the zerg player . . ???????????

[donedat2]

zerg: tech switched way too much, and still the techs were shit, you dont go just hydras, you get something tank like roaches to back it up, ultras before mutas??? O_O

protoss: ff were kinda shit, u need 1 forcefield to block off the ramp, and if you did block it off properly, hydras cant see high ground, also at the beggining only 1 zealot block? where was your stalker/sentry ?? you had 2 gateways, if the zerg played well he would have won easily

BOTH OF THE PLAYERS DIDNT EXPAND o_o

[SlaveExplosion]

@donedat2 1. look at when this was uploaded 2. Ask yourself why you are giving advice.

[donedat2]

@SlaveExplosion oh hehe. so you've gotten heaps better now?

[SlaveExplosion]

@donedat2 Haha yeah, I'm at the top of diamond. The game has changed a lot though from beta. Sentries used to county mutas xDDD

[killaownzyou]

Wow how was this prottoss player a noob? i think his tactics was "OK"

[SlaveExplosion]

@killaownzyou That protoss player was me, and I was in copper league in the beta.^^ Trust me, both of us were huge noobs.

[GoozaBF]

Ultralisk FAIL...

[Enlightener57]

for a complete noob, you didn't do too bad, at least not as bad as him, but build more units next time and when you force field, make sure you move all of your units in range to attack. Also, you admit your a noob, and thats the first step to getting better :D

[SlaveExplosion]

@Enlightener57 lol this was played in the beta stage one, I'm top of diamond at the moment :P

[jokes494]

@SlaveExplosion i dont know what ur bragging about diamond is still shit...make masters then ull start impressing people

[SlaveExplosion]

@jokes494 Mmm I don't see any bragging anywhere... I simply said I was now top of diamond instead of at the bottom of copper/bronze like I was in this video. And if you didn't know already, diamond is actually a crap ton better than bronze, just because it isn't masters (like the people who sit on the game 24/7 to get there) doesn't mean it's shit.

[jokes494]

@SlaveExplosion I picked up the game in late january and managed to make it into masters within 50 games... the people who sit on their computers all day arnt usually the ones in masters either as their mmr is rarely good enough as masters is the top 2% of all players based of their mmr

[SlaveExplosion]

@jokes494 Well good for you lol.

[MrCoolguy156]

zerg has really bad micro...

[BorisNaruto2]

8:05 *darth vader music**overlords coming

[Canada9990]

he teched straight to ultras :o

[whyyoubetrippin4]

Some future advice, show both players bases I always wanted to see the Zerg players base

[DarkSpartanNL]

Imba force fields you placed there, that zerg was a terrible player btw so i dont know whats up with his smack talk

[Zergrush64]

@DarkSpartanNL Typical of 12 year olds, they play really bad and think they're the shit, known to make idiots of themselves online, I wouldn't take it too personal lol

[SlaveExplosion]

Idiot's need to remember this was EARLY beta. Why do you think it's going to be an exciting or interesting game. IT IS PRETTY OLD. I put it up because it was EARLY beta, meaning EVERYONE was putting up vids while they were playing for the people who didn't get into the beta. Honestly.

[L4Z3RF4C3]

the video was properly titled

[SlaveExplosion]

@L4Z3RF4C3 Thanks. My video naming skills are pro.

[batmann12111]

His a noob.

[MacaAustralia]

This hurt my head.

[OMfan68]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooorinnnnnng....



[SlaveExplosion]

@OMfan68 It's boring to you now because this was EARLY beta. Had you been watching this during the beta, you may have been less "boooooooored"

[FlightOfTheHunniebee]

Lol noob zerg didn't know about walling.

[starcraft321able]

zerg got owned he should have got roaches or something

[FreshDumbl]

Nice failshout Insomnium!

Funny vid though :D

[Villiscaband1]

Should have Nydused! I always own one base zerg on any race with a nydus if your in they have to try to out micro and zerglings are hard to out micro then roach hydra them up what a noob zerg!

[Jarretth25]

Woah. The one base toss beats one base zerg. WHAT A SHOCKER

[FullmetalLakers824]

Awesome force fields, man. You rock. :D

The red Zerg player is the NOOB.

[gelario20]

Nice forcefields :)

[Mshoadow]

Lol one base zerg

[Hazelrat10]

Red was a dick.

[txchen123]

1:00 ...USE THE FUCKING PROBE TO MINE MINERALS!

[deen1207]

dont fuck with probes lol

[gradeaaaplus]

woe to all zerg players, this is why people are saying that zerg sucks, i'm zerg too and i was embarresed from start to end

[TheChaosKhan]

the fucking zerg player is so horrible, he had so many chances but he just fked it up

[fortunadodesperado]

massive units like ultralisks break forcefields down just by running into them. This must be kind of old.

[SlaveExplosion]

@fortunadodesperado Yup, you can tell how old it is by looking at the upload date :P

This was from the beta.

[fortunadodesperado]

@SlaveExplosion I see.

I actually did look at it and April does not seem that long ago. I do realize now just how new this game is. I have had it for a month and a half now and I usually do not buy games that are less than a year old due to the pricetag. However, I REALLY wanted this one! =)

[alvarodelamo]

0:47 You don't even have a gate up.

Cracks me up. How stupid is he?

[vver]

"you derailed my rape train" lmao

[greaterboy3]

im a zerg player as well... and that was... just...painful lol. like.. he had TOTAL map control..... and not a single expo

[durilup]

@greaterboy3 This is very painful to watch yes. Especially after he brags about being rank 23,

[Dritt222]

lol the zerg guy know a lot about zerg and the protoss is to defensive until the last bit, if our are zerg all you need to think is RUSH RUSH RUSH!!! EXPAND EXPAND EXPAND!!! MASS PRODUCE!!!! SWARM!!!

[ChewyTWY]

i would have mothership'd him for fun.

[GPSaBu]

a real noob wouldn't use force field, and would fall as soon as those ultra spawned. so u aren't really a noob.

[Armegatron]

one word, backdoor

[Methecookie3456]

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