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  • She's nice but kind of air-headed in a way. I wouldn't call her crazy but she'd a little flighty.

  • This is the meaning of being so open minded your brains fall out.

  • epistemological scrabled eggs.

  • Sounds like she has fallen down the rabbit hole of trying to justify her irrational belief in a "god" existing.

  • Good god and holy crap, this woman sounds like a hot mess.

  • If she says a 'ROOT' word why don't Dept of Homeland Insecurity use the Patriot Act to protect the safety & security of American religious delusion because ever since a magic bullet shot a Catholic president & since a magic enema cleaned lying shite out of American politics & ever since everyone in the Nth & Sth but Lincoln & Seward were in the KKK (Masons) (But even they were Masons) every single day reality keeps kicking it's way thru the front door so protect us from reality America.

    Please?

  • He's crazy but she's be a laugh to have as a friend.

  • @BenFosterism *she's crazy...

  • HAHAHA "Tell him hey".

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  • "mad props to my rock"

  • I'm sure she's a lovely person....but she's as mad as a box of frogs.

  • "But I don't know what that has to do with what we're talkin about." What the fuck were you talkin about in the first place?!

  • Loopy from mass-consumption of woo, but still obviously a good person.

  • If her house was to be hit by a meteor, our species' IQ would triple.

  • Drugs are bad.......umkay.

  • That Donkey thing really works to see if your wife is cheating on you ..........trouble is my wife left me for the Donkey

  • she sounds fun to hang out with, but still a bit far out there

  • jesus! what a fucking crackhead lol...

  • This women has some MAJOR A.D.D lol

  • fucking annoying cunt.

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  • Matt: "Yeah, because if we existed in other planes we wouldn't be able to talk to each other.."

    Caller: "That's right!...No, no! Yes we would! Yes we would!"

    Matt: "How?!"

    Caller: "Through codes. And symbols."

    OMG! I almost peed my pants laughing! XD

  • atleast she was a nice caller

  • i'm in love

  • mad props to my rock

  • This lady is clearly on meth.

  • dude... it's just like the futurama episode where they get the time machine

  • I like how she remains pleasant and laughing, instead of usually people getting angry and insulting or threatening.

  • If that caller was crazy I wish more people were crazy.

  • Compared to the other "Crazy Callers", at least she is happy-crazy and can put a sentence together on her own. Much better job on the call screening process that time.

  • That woman is confused as hell.

  • they're being kinda rude to her

  • I think I kinda like that lady.

  • @FrankLightheart me too lol...she seems cool

  • @rickross22 She is just so friendly and eager to please.

  • @FrankLightheart exactly. i enjoyed that call...shes open to learn haha

  • I've watched 1-11, and I reached my limit on insanely stupid for the day with this one. Quantum metaphysics and chakras--for fucks' sake. Some people's minds are so open that their brains fall out, roll down the street, get puked on by some dogs as not worth having, shat on by some cats and then go straight down the sewer, through the processing plant, and get rejected as too toxically stupid for shit, even.

    The stuff this lady is spewing? It's dumber than that, even.

  • i don't know what you people are thinking. this lady is fucking insane.

  • @martyaus2905

    likewise!

  • If all theists were like her, the world would be a much happier place.

  • She's nuts! I like her!!

  • "Mad props to my rock" Someone should put that on a shirt.

  • yeah.... those are some pretty expensive mushrooms she's eating.

  • can you spell schizoid

  • I wish the titles of these videos wernt so disrespectful. The women wasnt crazy at all.

  • My scrotum is hairy.

  • Lithium.

  • I like this caller alot - she's open minded and friendly. 

  • "Mad props to my rock." haha

  • A fucking nutcase!

  • Lady, lay off the cocaine.

  • She must have a telepathic link with Deepak Chopra.

  • She was way out of her depth to be honest.

  • She seems nice. But I wouldn't give her power of attorney.

  • People like her make the world a far more interesting place.

  • I like her, she sounds like a person who could talk about interesting concepts.

  • @Manguneshane and positions

  • i feel sorry for her boyfriend, i bet she never shuts up

  • @mikesomething Girls that talk a lot give better bjs.Cos they are constantly using their lips and tongue. :)

  • @mikesomething i bet she fucks good

  • @mikesomething Thats why God invented blow jobs ;)

  • What a nice lady. I liked her.

  • I like her, she makes me laugh :-)

  • She sounded sweet as hell and someone I'd like to be friends with, but for all of the points she was driving towards, did anyone catch a single point that she actually arrived at?

  • I wish I was her boy friend. Duh?

  • I agree with the Atheist Experience....

    But I would really want to be friends with this girl.

  • I may not agree with her, but she was very polite. I actually liked her call.

  • ugh...

  • Sounds like she had a HUGE overdose of some dangerous drug once. I'd hang up, cause she wasn't making much sense there..

  • Mad props to my rock! Better start using that one...

  • What a nice chick, she acts like a lot of my religious friends act, only a little bit crazier.

  • what a friggin' scatterbrain

  • @RetroSpectreUK I think sometimes they jump between topics because they don't want to be properly tested on one subject and be found out that they know next to nothing on any of them.

  • I liked her, she was crazy but not as crazy as most Christians.

  • Wow she's awesome

  • This girl is so cool. And her name suits her so well.

  • @lotmein20 God has 100% of the attributes given to energy, so God can be defined as energy, on the other hand, energy has only a fraction of the attributes given to God, so energy can't be defined as God. There are many forms of energy and God is one of them, so God can be compared to energy but energy can't be compared to God.

  • She is just so happy to be ignorant! It really is bliss.

  • Keep taking the tablets kooky bi-polar girl.

  • God is a spirit, an immaterial conscious being. All things in the universe consists of matter and/or energy, so if God isn't matter, is energy by definition. Energy is the capacity to do work, is eternal, omnipresent, wasn't created and can't be destroyed, can create matter, was the only thing present before the BB, and the energy required to make the universe must had been powerful. All these match Biblical descriptions of God. Therefore is plausible God exists.

  • A festivus for the rest of us!

  • This is your mind on drugs, this is your mind on religion, this is your mind on what ever the hell she was on.

  • She sounds like she'd be hilarious to hang out with...

    "I like theories". Wicked.

  • @PowerCoefficient only if you were high...sober I'd murder her LOL

  • i like her, shes cool, kooky cool!

  • This girl takes ADD to a whole new level.... Quantum Metaphysics.... jesus....

  • i can tell she has ADD. My friends daughter has it, and behaves exactly this way.

  • @ThinkerResearcher Yeah, that thought crossed my mind as well. At least she's not rude and close-minded.

  • snnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiifffffFFFFFFFF..... So yeah y'know festivus & quantum mech & y'know God & theories .. snnniiiiIIIFFF yeah so err symbols & metaphysics & life & ssnnnssnnsnsnIIF ff ff I like theories & coke & metaphor & SNIFF urk SnnniiIIIFF  So yeah y'know festivus...

  • She's smart, but she jumps to a new thought before she can evaluate any idea.

  • If any of you have watched the show Daria, this woman is like the character Britney JUST discovering science.

  • This reminds me of the Discworld, where everything the wizards of UU find complicated is "quantum" :)

  • For PROOF that the universe is only 160 years old go to thetruth.com The website shows things that prove the universe was created in ''1851'' Remember as you read about it that it is 100% absolute proof. All history before then was invented by people in the ''1890s'' to cover up the truth.

  • @jeremythehuman fuck off ya spammer cunt. I'll smoke all I want

  • She's certifiable

  • Mad props to my rock

  • @eamon1w  Rick James and Bobby Brown approve of this message...LOL

  • Mad props to my rock!

  • "HEY....my boyfriend just came home"

    Grab your stones, men. She isn't married and is laying with a man.

  • This is a notorious, and notoriously false, folk etymology of "testimony." "Testis" is seen as a word meaning "witness," and I don't know if there's any connection, but if this were the etymology, it wouldn't make any sense for "testis" to mean "witness."

  • The caller seems nice. I'd like to be friends with her - I'd never be bored again.

  • @INTPTT True that. Imagine sparking a blunt with her.

  • By "The theory of randomness" I think she was talking about "The Uncertainty Principle" in quantum mechanics. And by order in randomness she MAY have been talking about Chaos Theory.

  • Any Texas person reading this:

    why do some of the callers have an accent (to my ear) and none of the hosts do? Is the "y'all" a regional thing? Texas is pretty big (as far as your puny little country goes j/k) so are there areas with particular accents? Matt could talk to people here in British Columbia and no one would even notice the an accent, the caller on the other hand...

    thnx

  • @no2religions Matt is not from Texas. He is originally from Missouri. Other hosts are from elsewhere also. Tracie is from Orlando. Jen does have quite a drawl. I'm from B.C. too and can not really tell if someone is from Kitchener or Kelonwna. Big distance. I've wondered this myself but think it has more to do with culture, heritage ,class or education than geography.

  • what if god made evolution ;o

  • @Left4random What if he made the universe last thursday with the illusion of age?

  • @Left4random youre an idiot.

  • @Left4random what if GOD existed,damn that would be cool

  • @Left4random: If "God" exists, "He" obviously set evolution in motion along with everything else. Evolution isn't some separate occurance in life that has nothing to do with the natural world. Everything is intertwined. It all grows, changes and ultimately, evolves to some extent. Some things more than others, depending on the need for it. If, again "He", set anything in motion, then "He" set everything in motion, including evolution.

    The likelihood of God being a "who" is very slim.

  • "I like theories!" That was adorably random. She's a bit of a kook, but at least she's not a nasty and completely closed-minded human being.

  • @FM897 Her name is Kooky :)

  • @NormacHC Well, I believe it's "Cookie", but close enough :)

  • @FM897 She's a kook...ie.

  • @BitterBurst We need everyone that we can get. The fate of the future rests upon our shoulders.

  • I have a theory called quantum-masturbation. My theory is that when I jerk off, my sperm goes through the space time continuum and reappears in a future woman's vagina. You see, in the future, men are infertile, so this generation is helping a future generation populate. This is why we should all jerk off frequently. It's all going towards a good cause.

  • @mrslash11 So every man is a winner?

  • @avdmeers And future woman. It's just plain winning over all.

  • "sounds like a lovely story" - cool story bro

  • This girls is actually one of the more sane ones. And that's saying something XD

  • @zapheil I liked her. Listening to her wasn't as painful as some...most of the other callers. Plus she mentioned solstice...that's my kind of holiday.

  • @zapheil ROFL

  • @zapheil Indeed. And at least she talks fast and doesn't stutter and circle around the words to get to a point 20 minutes later...

  • -YOU LIKE THE SOLSTICE?!?!

    -uh.....i guess

    -YALL LIKE KWANZAA!?!?!

    - randomness! i like theories!

  • The only thing I didn't like was the immediate dismissal of the loop. When physicists say the universe will end in fire or ice they are talking about the universe eventually contracting back into a singularity. Though all evidence seems to point to a cold death, a loop is at least a possibility if not a very unlikely one.

  • I also like to take considerable amounts of speed and LSD before calling in talk shows.

  • you can't medicate low IQ (not as of the posting time of this comment.) The main reason religion has such strength and wide distribution among the world's population seems to be only because it is easier than science for morons to comprehend.

  • omg these curchys give other churchys a bad name my christ they r stupid!

  • @ThePhil909 - Who said she goes to Church? Don't bash on other Christians just because you think you have your Christian religion better figured out than they do. That's just wrong. Cause you're saying you're better than they do.

  • @YourDarkAccomplice im not a christian u dummy thats my point religion only makes people dummer as u pointed out with your lack of understanding

  • @ThePhil909 - Dude, calm down. Take some Xanex. Maybe if your grammar wasn't so poor, I wouldn't misinterpreted. Most Christians react emotionally and can't get their message through... so that's what your comment sounded like.. you even say "MY CHRIST..." so calling me a "dummy" is only a slap to your own face, you moron.

  • @YourDarkAccomplice fuk u dummy ever heard of lee-way? guess not thats y u didnt get my meaning from the start (

  • @ThePhil909 - That's cute. There's a new word for bad grammar? Good on ya! :)

  • @YourDarkAccomplice HEY FUK YO DUMMY!!!111ONE!@13415!!!

  • @JackeShanTwo - lol y u yell?

  • @YourDarkAccomplice :) hehe 

  • she was good fun, if the religious are going to bother us, i want it to be like that

  • lol

    She seems like a nice enough lady, but damn! She's a tweaker!

  • Does anyone else think a person is an idiot the more they say 'yaaalll'?

  • OHAI... I bring on people who are dumber than the average street bum and want to look like I have ENTELLEGUNT KONVERSATIONZ BEEKOZ IME SMORTER THANN U DUMEES.

    Bald headed guy..... stfu and get off you tube.

  • @blockzilla1000 No, only the dumbest clips get on YouTube. There not all stupid

  • I like this girl a lot :D

  • i liked her too, shes a fun one

  • I want a 'mad props for my rock' t-shirt!!

  • Mad props to my rocks

  • Mad props to my rock!!

  • I liked this caller

  • I thought it was cute. The caller is obviously a happy person who isn't out to impose her world view on anyone. Also, drugs.

  • THis chick is an idiot.

  • @bobster451 Nah, just nutty and a scatter brain.

  • Mama told me weed is bad for ya, now I believe its true

  • @xiequfei this isnt weed. this is 100% pure Colombian cocaine.

  • @xiequfei she lied

  • obviously high

  • at one point she's talking about the sub-story of Battlestar Galactica. "we have all been here before"

  • I liked her, shes not all serious and shit... Shes religious and respects science

  • "mad props to my rock" lol Matt is the man

  • lol! what the F*CK was up with this caller lmfao.

  • I like that the caller marvels at the universe, but I wish that she would try to understand it as it actually is rather than putting way too much stock in ideas that have no basis in reality. Also I wish she'd be more careful about using the word theory because when you talk about a theory in the scientific sense it means something quite different.

  • I love Don's laugh at the end lol

  • She made me smile :3...........even though she is abit silly :P

  • THANK YOU! Matt is officially one of my heros now.

  • Is it wrong if this made me horny?

  • High as clouds...

  • you can tell shes black

  • @knoxiscool umm,, no she isn't, at least not from her voice.